#WHO CARES ABOUT THEIR GENITALS
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rewatching community why is jeff winger so transgender. “you lost the right [to talk about women’s bodies] the moment you decided to grow a wang!” from 2x21 the entire little indian girl story from crit film studies HELLOOOOO
#*folding my hands* welcome to my presentation on what jeff wingers genitals would look like#actually i have specific opinions on all the community characters genitals in general but nobody wants to hear that#anyways i think he hasn’t had bottom surgery but was planning to before he got fired from lawyer fraud#and he has like a 4 inch t dick. does not shave but keeps himself well trimmed and used to wax#also his parents were supportive when he came out at likeee 16 (alr suspected somewhat)#they were somewhat not understanding just bc it was the 90s and people arent perfect#but his transness plays into his disconnect from them#bc he feels a lot of shame about it. well FELT past tense bc the greendale crew all know he’s trans and accept it#even pierce who jeff expected to constantly bring it up and harass him#was oddly supportive in a ‘doesnt totallh understand whats up but whatever’#which helped him be a lot more Himself and get over some of that bc. here’s this group of all types of ppl#who donf care! who love and accept him and never question it!#community tv#jeff winger
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Do queer people who gatekeep sexualities and gender identities have nothing better to do like genuinely what is your problem. The whole point of the community is that gender and sexuality are more fuckity wuckity than man or woman, gay or straight and in almost 2024 we STILL have mfs going “nah that’s not a thing :/ you don’t belong in the community” unless they’re causing harm to others I seriously urge you to shut the fuck up. It is the easiest thing in the world to just say “hmm I don’t really understand that. But it’s their life and none of my business” and just move on with your life and let people live theirs. I do not give one iota of a fuck if someone identifies as a wolfgender they/them/bun/bunself AMAB transmasc who is only attracted to butches with curly hair and brown eyes IT DOES NOT AFFECT ME. I’m happy that they’ve found a way to express their identity that feels true to them and then I think about it no further. Like it takes active mental energy and emotion to get pressed over how someone expresses themselves and I don’t understand why you’d put yourself through that stress and then decide to be bitchy and make people feel like shit for being themselves. I’m seriously getting so tired of people in the community acting like it’s a fucking competition or you can only join if you meet X Y and Z criteria as if it’s some college mean girls sorority club. People are actively trying to take our rights away all the time and while this is happening we’re helping them by tearing our teeth into our own. Great
#I’ve just had enough of it exclusionists can fuck off I want nothing to do with you#You’re honestly no better than those LGB Without The T dickheads trying to kick people out for being ‘too weird’ or ‘not queer enough’#I’m always seeing people saying intersex people don’t belong or asexual people don’t belong. What the fuck is wrong with you#You think cishets just treat them normally once they explain who they are? I’d love to live in your world#Yeah they get treated totally fine in a world where ‘virgin’ is used as an insult and babies have forced genital surgery#[sarcasm]#Absolute dumbassery mental gymnastics Jesus Christ#You sound like edgy Conservatives with all the ‘X isn’t real it’s a new thing kids have made up’#That ‘weird’ gender or sexuality label you’ve just found out about? Has always been around#Always. You just have to look for it#And even if it is new WHO. FUCKING. CARES.#The last thing someone who’s just discovered themselves needs is more bigotry from the people who are meant to accept them#Unless they’re literally doing blackface or are an actual zoophile or some shit leave them the fuck alone they’re not hurting anyone#They’re not. I promise you being confused by something you don’t understand isn’t harm#Where’s that post about how discomfort and harm aren’t the same thing#Work on that shit.#Anyway I need to stop you all do my fucking head in#personal#vent#rant#queer discourse#queer politics#queer infighting#queerphobia#lgbtq#queer#trans#transphobia#acephobia#anti exclusionist
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okay but. success! all of my grandparents now know i'm trans and my preferred name!! they all took it well, if occasionally confused!! only six people left to go then i'm out to all of my family and can finally rest!!
#a biscuit's rambles#but also it went SO well#like especially my grandpa#i did NOT expect that#but theyre all chill and occasionally confused but definitely Trying#and basically everyone who knows is mostly using the correct name and stuff#so thats sosososo cool#just a few aunts uncles and cousins to go#tho tbh i might just leave the uncles to my aunts. bc theyll be the most complicated and honestly. were not that close#like. do i have to do that myself? or could i just wait for my aunts to do that#or until they ask why everyone calls me my chosen name#idk yet. at least one cousin already knows and just uses the correct name#instead of pulling the whole 'oh no not until biscuit tells me themself' after being told im literally not closeted#like i Get It if that person isnt properly out or anything but PLEASE coming outs are HARD and STRESSFUL#can you at least approach me yourseslf PLEASE like 'hey i heard u go by this name now' PLEASE IM OPEN AND OUT#this could be so much easier for both of usssss#so once again shout out to my cousin who heard im enby use that name and also im open abt it/not closeted and just rolled with that#altho do also shout out to my grandma bc while that was a bit complicated and Weird (tho i knew she supports trans folk for a while)#bc she somtimes calls me puck now and thats just the most accurate thing ever#anyway peace and love on planet earth even old and kinda conservative and easily confused people can accept you for who you are#in the end were still family and most real life people dont care about anyones genitals anyway#i mean. i am very lucky with my family and friends and other social contact through school and stuff#but still. it doesnt have to be that bad#and then internet just fucking loves amplifying a tiny but hateful minority#theyre dangerous and awful but still a vast minority
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Context, I pitched the idea of a truck with seats that give you bottom surgery.
#I actually said that it rearranges your genitals#or that it steals them and turns them into teuck nuts#but who cares about semantics
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Trying to decide whether this subby knight oc should have a pussy that'll be gushing two seconds from a few touches to his thighs and a kiss on the neck or if he should have a huge dick that jumps to attention just as easily, an arousal that's plainer to see and impossible to hide, and heavy balls so full of cum that he's always leaving a huge mess everywhere. And he impregnates the polycule
I keep leaning towards option 2 and we can always just play with his prostate. Good talk me.
(At least one of his dom owners is transmasc)
#this is about my elder rong ocs#even though I'm also still on my dark souls ocs#it's getting too chummy around here I gotta turn the cringe dial up a bit#he IS getting knocked up regardless eventually this is a magic setting. And maybe he should swap genitals when that happens...#bit of a revenge pregnancy vibe but he really loves it and also raising kids so he ends up carrying the rest of their many children.#I love the thought of him knocking up his other two boyfriends first though.#and perhaps the second boyfriend was even also cis and it was a real accident that no one thought was possible.#Be careful with paladins who specializing in healing/life magic who may fuck you thinking to himself 'get pregnant get pregnant'#the whole time and accidentally causes a miracle to happen.
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It’s crazy how transphobes go on and on about genitals and what parts people have but then say that trans and queer people are the perverts…?
#like y’all take a look in the god damn mirror lol#nobody cares about what genitals people have except for you#and it’s weird as fuck to constantly be thinking about what’s in someone’s pants. who cares!#trans stuff
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the way people have equated "selfish cishet dudes who don't care about their partner's enjoyment" with coming "too fast" (which usually comes with other Weird hangups about like. dicks always being hard enough and able to penetrate) makes me so insane sometimes honestly
#like shut the fuck UP#i ended up blocking someone once cause i was bitching about this and they were like well i'd be really disappointed#and i'd never wanna date a guy who comes 'too fast' or can't penetrate me for x amount of time#and i'm like. i could not possibly relate to you any less right now. grow up and buy a strap if you care so much!#like. i really enjoy penetration and i get the intimacy and feeling of it being your partner's 'actual genitals' is appealing but#it's not the end of the world! they can use their fingers still (which is usually better in it's own way IMO...)#and toys are an option. and you all know people who have dicks can use straps right. RIGHT???#i'm gonna start biting#i'd say sorry for the tmi but i'm actually not and this is my blog#and i feel the 20% of this site that are sex-havers have a duty to talk about this shit#also sorry but coming 'too fast' is also just. really hot. who said that#darryl speaks
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i know its 90% venting at the bleakness of american politics but like...
it really fucking blows to know that most people are probably not gonna vote this year. i cant wait for the fallout of that.
#rem rambles#last time trump was elected i was spit on and called a nigger to my face at work.#lets see what happens this time. surely not worse than that.#like fuck joe biden. i will personally beat him to death with a rock. i hated him last time. i hate him now.#but the swiftness that people are like 'no actually i'll take my chances with the republicans who have been flying nazi flags and actively#putting forth legislation to eradicate trans people and flirting with the klan and pushing for genital checks on kids' is...staggering.#like i see the strategy you think youre doing. as if democrats dont get off on losing constantly....#its not moral strength to sit down and let the worse motherfucker win just to say ''haha see! you need me! you should be nicer to me.''#if that was the case the democrats would have picked it up with hillary losing. but they didnt. obviously.#get local. start supporting local politicians that are more leftist than what we got. but by god to not expose people in red states#to even worse shit. do not encourage those bitches to visit my goddamn city AGAIN.#like what do you even think will happen outside of negative outcomes for people who arent you? like some republican will tell israel to sto#again i know its venting. so let me vent too. because holy shit is it wildly tone deaf to use the minorities that the republicans are#targeting as a fucking bargaining chip with people who dont care about us anyway.#as if saying ''im willing to sacrifice native americans to show democrats that i mean business'' will even work.#these people are so far gone that televised genocide will not move them. but you think digging your heels in will. absurd. childish behavio
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Idk while I do mainly agree that unsolicited critique of fanfic is annoying I think that doesn't apply to calling out blatant casual racism in the fic. As in the fic author is being racist about how they write POC characters. Like if I wrote something and did a racism I would want to know? So I can apologize and fix it?
Idk if your response to that is essentially still "don't like don't read" then uhhhh that's not good either :/
#shut up casey#i dont mean this in a 'theres a racist character who is condemned for their actions and the racism is tagged' way#i mean this in a#the writer constantly refers to the size of a black man's genitals way.#the writer describes the black character as grunting while their white counterpart just moans#the writer pulls out almost every racial stereotype and paints it on the characters way#i dont care if its a serious 50+ chapter saga or a crack fic u write at 3 am#fucking. think about what you're writing holy shit
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hiiii um, juuuust as a reminder: I don't mind getting compliments n stuff (love it actually!!) but don't rly flirt with people who don't post pics or idk what they look like.
I don't mind being friends with faceless ppl but if ur in my DMs or get as far as being added on discord or somethn and start being really sexual with me out of nowhere I'm gonna be uncomfies about it bc I'm not inviting that as an interaction >.>
I thought someone wanted to be friends but our chat just got kinda weird and I blocked them on everything so.. yeah. pls don't be weird 🙏unless I know u and we flirt already, then please be as weird as you want I love u lol.
#like.. i know some ppl are into chatting with strangers n stuff and it gets Them off#but personally i'm like. how would I even know I wanna talk with you like that if I don't know what u look like.#Also repeatedly telling me about ur dick like sorry but ✋😭 I couldn't care less laksdjflkajsf#i am neutral at best to hearing about genitals and care more abt who they're attached to. so uh. yeah.#disembodied cock doesn't interest me thnx.
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Also that terf that decided to call me "scitzo" in fucking Peter griffin's voice in their tags is unacceptable. You do not refer to schizophrenic people like that, and you do not demand respect when you will toss disabled people under the bus because you think their distress and disorder is for your amusement. I assume everyone who follows me knows better than to say shit like that but know if I ever see anyone use language like that to refer to schizophrenics you'll be blocked on sight, probably after I reem your ass. Schizophrenics deserve respect and fair treatment, not to be used as a fucking verb to insult someone in a sexist man's cartoon voice.
And you couldn't get me to admit with a fucking gun to my head I know what Peter Griffin sounds like in the year of 20 fucking 23 so cringe on top of ableist.
#winters ramblings#DO NOT E V E R refer to schizophrenic people that way EVER.#my grandmother has it so i KNOW how serious it can be even if i dont have contact with her but since its a genitic condition#im somewhat aware of whats going on there and ZERO people with schizophrenia deserve that bullshit#dont EVER insult people with any OTHER mrntal illness like that in my presence either#go fuck yourself if you cant be assed to treat the mentally ill with respect#also funny to act like you care about sexism while mocking people in a sexist cartoon mans voice but ok#show me again you believe in nothing but causing trans people pain for your own amusement#while hating men who do that to women for some reason i cant fathom when terfs dont take issue with how those men act#cant shit on them for acting bad and act the same way bruv
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W/ all the reactionary talk regarding trans peoples bodies and shit i would love to see repubs and tεrves reactions to all the fascinating body modifications that exist for aesthetic and fetish purposes
#Ns*fw i guess#I briefly hyperfixated on body mods some years back and the absolutely insane shit people can and will do to their body is awesome actually#Like this ranges from getting subdermal saline injections like bagelheads to splitting your junk down the middle. Who cares its your body#Ive seen several people that EXTENSIVELY altered their body for purely aesthetic purposes and years down the line never regretted it#Bc it made them feel at home with themselves or was just a very personal choice. I see literally nobody screaming about mutilation wrt this#I know the answer as to why but its ironic you never see anyone crying about someone mutilating their body bc they split their tongue#Or people who get scarification... or people who get genital piercings... or hell even people who just get tattoos#Hell even entirely medical procedures such as using your toe to replace your thumb is by technicality ''mutilation'' in these ppls eyes#''ITLL NEVER BE A REAL THUMB!!!'' No shit sherlock but it works for me. Better than not having a thumb at all lmao#Idk i dont understand how people can attack bodily autonomy and then act surprised when repubs want to strip ALL bodily autonomy#You do not have to agree to a lifestyle but you absolutely have no business dictating what one does or does not do to their bodies#Bc at the end of the day they're living in it. You are not. End of story#And statistics prove that the vast majority of people in some form modify their body; i.e. tattoos piercings & minor corrective surgeries#Can you imagine screaming at someone for getting their tonsils removed bc theyre 'perfectly healthy organs' bc they dont want tonsil stones#Bc thats what these people are saying about elective hysterectomy/vasectomy/internal birth control/gender procedures#SORRY THAT IS A LOT. I just have a lot to say about this as someone who is deeply invested in bodily rights#emf
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bi/pan lesbian discourse is so fucking stupid. like a bunch of the people specifically against them using that label are ALSO queer. gamers we are in this shit together!!!! what the fuck!!!
#non specifically wlw people who call themselves a lesbian mwah ilu#as a gal who's only into gals i'm sorry y'all have to deal with this. like people out there want us dead and people get all huffy about#labels like this. like cmon gamers. please#ASDGHJ i was scrolling tags and the first 'bi lesbians are wrong' post i saw was a fucking lgb blog. why am i not surprised#also seeing the posts that generalize the genital preference of lesbians are great. (they're usually the transphobic blogs unsurprisingly)#one of these days i'm gonna make an alt and go onto those posts and go 'oops sorry gamers tumblr user x has revealed to me that i#do not exist. dissolves into a fine mist'#mmm anyways oops rant over. it's just really annoying to me when people alienate their would be allies over shit like this.#if the people who wish we didn't have rights wouldn't give a shit if someone was bisexual#but was in a same sex relationship while they called them slurs. then why should we care if they're actually this or that?#i wish we could just let people vibe with whatever labels they vibe with yknow. this shit sucks#queued rambles
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"AGAB" has just replaced "biological sex". Proof: everybody uses it where it would make absolutely no grammatical sense to say "assigned gender at birth"
#you sure care a lot about what gender I was assigned at birth for somebody who claims not to be transphobic#makes you think#(makes me think that you have absolutely no respect for me as a human being)#one of many reasons I simply identify as a cis man#nobody can demand to know what my genitals are or what gender the nurses or doctors thought I was when I was born#also usually stops me from getting to upset about things like this bc it's not about me#unfortunately it is not a 100% effective emotion wall
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F*c&!ng First Aid: A Quick Guide to Common Sex Injuries
New from our founder, Heather Corinna, a guide for those sexual times that wind up more “ow” than “oooh.”
It’s remarkably easy to hurt ourselves in the pursuit of feeling good. From genital abrasions to broken skin to pulled muscles to infections to allergic reactions, even fractures or breaks, exploring our bodies and their capacities sexually can sometimes mean finding out what’s past a bodies’ limits. We can think there was enough lube, but who among us (cough) hasn’t found out at least once that there wasn’t? We can forget that when it feels to us like we couldn’t possibly get enough of something, our body parts may have an entirely different and considerably threshold (um). Heck, you can hurt yourself just getting a date a glass of water (says my once-broken toe, bitterly).
For whatever reason (probably a combination of ableism, totally inhumane sexual ideals and maybe some leftover stuff from our DNA way back when we lived a wilder existence), if and when people get hurt during sex, they often feel ashamed or embarrassed, like they have ruined something. Getting hurt in our bodies is as acceptable an experience as feeling good in them. It’s not “weak” to get hurt, and it doesn’t mean anyone failed at anything, it just means we’re living in the body of a mere mortal, not a sexual superhero. So, if some kind of sex injury happens to you or a partner, don’t get hung up in negative feelings about it. Instead, turn your attention to yourself or whoever got hurt. Not only might you or they need physical care, caring for ourselves and each other in attentive, tender ways is only likely to enhance our sexual experiences and the ways we connect to ourselves or one another through them. This kind of care, much like general sexual aftercare, can be something that is a highlight of a sexual experience, even when something painful or bummerful happened which that care is centered around.
This simple guide covers the most common sexual injuries for people in the age group we serve, what needs to be done when and after they have happened, and how you can best prevent them. Read F*c&!ng First Aid: A Quick Guide to Common Sex Injuries over at Scarleteen.
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who else up thinking about face fucking w/sevika
sevika x fem reader
cw: amab sevika, reader is referred to as a girl but no genitals r mentioned, facials, dick slapping, this is so nasty sorry i’m horny
sevika is a big woman. she stands well over six foot, her biceps are the size of your head, and her ego is large enough to fill a room.
naturally, her dick would be just as big as the rest of her. a full ten inches long and thick enough to barely fit your hand around. like everything else about sevika, it’s huge.
and sevika loves nothing more than watching you stretch your throat open on it, gagging and drooling just to make her feel satisfied.
sevika’s legs are spread for you, hard cock mere centimeters away from your wanting mouth. her tip is drooling precum, she wants you just as bad as you want her.
“open that pretty mouth, baby. stick out your tongue” she commands.
and of course you oblige, tongue lolling out as you wait for sevika’s next move. you look fucking stupid, like a dog waiting for her bone. if you had a tail, it’d be wagging right now.
sevika takes her cock in hand and slaps her head against your tongue.
“do you deserve it, slut? do you deserve to have me down your throat? maybe i’ll just keep smacking you with it.”
you groan. sure, you’d appreciate her dick anywhere near you, but you crave it in your mouth. you crave it deliciously bruising the back of your throat.
“okay, okay. i get it. you just need my cock all the way in your mouth, huh? need it so badly?”
you nod, tongue still hanging out of your mouth. sevika chuckles lowly and palms your cheek with her calloused hand.
“dirty girl…i’ll give you what you need. keep that mouth open, nice and wide for me. good girl.”
she slowly pushes her length into your mouth, letting you adjust. her hand affectionately strokes your face, helping you relax your throat so you can take all of her without hurting yourself.
“there you go…i’m gonna start fucking your face now, alright? tap my leg if it gets too much, i don’t wanna hurt you.”
sevika laces her fingers through your hair and begins fucking your throat. she powerfully thrusts into your needy mouth so fast you almost pass out. saliva spills down your chin and she brutally pounds your throat, grunting praises and degradations in the process.
“good fucking girl. so pretty with your mouth full.”
“you’re nothing but a warm hole for me to stick my cock into, baby. just a whore for me.”
her balls are slapping against your chin with every thrust, tightening at the feeling of your warm mouth against her.
“baby…baby…you’re gonna make me cum” she growls, fucking your face even harder.
“fuck,” she brokenly groans, “gonna paint your face. cover you in my cum, shit!”
she pulls you off of her cock with a wet pop, replacing your mouth with her own first. she jerks herself off vigorously, cock twitching as she approaches her orgasm.
“sevika…” you whine, “please cum on my face.”
and she does. ropes of warm, white cum splatters onto you face. some gets on your lashes, in your hair, all over you. it’s filthy, and sevika loves it.
“oh, good girl. so pretty covered in my nut” she praises as she comes down from her high. her defined chest moves up and down slowly as she catches her breath.
“let me wipe your face, sweetheart. you did so good for me.”
sevika uses a warm towel to wipe your face, whispering praises and kissing the top of your head lovingly.
even when she destroys one of your holes, she always takes care of you after.
“took it so well for me, sweet girl. my best girl.”
#sevika smut#sevika arcane#sevika x you#arcane smut#sevika x reader#sevika#sevika x reader smut#arcane#arcane x reader
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