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paperxcrowns · 6 months ago

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: MacGyver (TV 2016) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jack Dalton & Angus MacGyver (MacGyver TV 2016) Characters: Angus MacGyver (MacGyver TV 2016), Jack Dalton (MacGyver TV 2016), Riley Davis Additional Tags: Missions Gone Wrong, Drowning, Angus MacGyver (MacGyver TV 2016) Whump, Hurt/Comfort, Hypothermia, Restraints, Whump, Protective Jack Dalton (MacGyver 2016), Worried Jack Dalton (MacGyver TV 2016), Temporary Character Death, Concussions, Blood and Injury, i can't believe locked in a trunk isn't a tag on ao3 yet. oh well., Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation, CPR, Broken Bones, performing cpr is traumatic yall, Hurt Riley Davis, Blood Loss, shes okay, mostly edited we still die like men Summary:

Another pair of hands wrap around Mac's other arm and heave him bodily into the open trunk.

He starts struggling again when the realization hits him. He kicks out with his legs when they’re maneuvered into the trunk and he gets a slap in the face for it that makes his vision go gray and fizzle out briefly.

When he comes back to his senses, the trunk slams shut and he’s in the dark, the confined space lit red by the taillights. The brightness of the lights makes the sharp pain in his skull spike fiercely and he cringes inward.

#yall this is no joke the inspiration is FLOWING #macgyver 2016 #macgyver fanfiction #macgyver fic #angus macgyver #jack dalton #riley davis #my writing #my fic #ghost actually writes #whump #drowning #literally TWO fics written and posted in under a week #WHO AM I LMAO

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butididntpourthewhiskeys · 2 years ago

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I'm assuming that means it was good lmaooo

Mate this was the most spontaneous thing I’ve done in 28 years of life

#there was pasta #and wine #and suddenly we spoke about some deep shit #and then there was his hand literally on my vagina lmao #was good though #he’s gone but I’m sitting here unable to move #I’m in deep shock #who am I lmao

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scuttle-buttle · 2 years ago

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Yall I cannot.

I really just thought to myself "there should be a way that we can listen to subtitles" I'm....

#please just like #take me out #who am i lmao #what is wrong with her #scuttle-buttle #personal

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wanologic · 5 months ago

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reminder to take care of your loser human body

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achingly-shy · 6 months ago

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help i just realized i said so long london when i should’ve said loml on one of those polls

#fake swiftie alert!!#you shit talked me under the tables talking rings and talking cradles is a lyric from loml obviously #who am i lmao #kat rambles

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moonscape · 1 month ago

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#bwark #pkmn leaks #can we stop labelling a bunch of devs as terrible for literally just writing mythology that didn't even make it inti the game and wasn't #supposed to be seen by the public #esp the people naming and shaming the person who wrote them like jesus christ there's literal doxxing going on rn can we be mature #and like i said last night we have our own fair share of fucked up fairy tales and folklore in the west #so this discussion is giving the vibes of ''anime is uniquely perverted unlike our pure and innocent western animation''#like why are we singling out japanese mythology here lmao #ofc you're allowed to be uncomfortable with the leaks. i am and im definitely glad they were scrapped. but can we also be mature about it #it literally is not as big or horrible on gamefreak's end as people are making it out to be #it was scrapped for a reason. it was too much for this video game for children. can we move on or are people gonna make the same unfunny #joke about it #ask to tag?

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buttdumplin · 3 months ago

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yeah simon is the one to scare people away when they get too close you, using his size and movement to intimidate, simultaneously shielding you behind him

yeah soap is the one barking loud, creating a spectacle and calling people out, and warning them away

yeah kyle is the one humiliating people, mocking offenders until either their own actions dawn on them or they finally recognize the venom in his eyes

but price is the one that launches into swinging. there is no warning, no hesitation. taking a step, even a single word against you, warrants immediate action in his mind. it's no laughing fucking matter. you are a top fucking prize, his prize, the best the world has to offer. john is rabid in his protection, bearing tooth and boot and claw and fist. there’s no point in talking to him or trying to negotiate, an offense is an offense and he won’t meet it halfway. someone looks at you the wrong way? they won't be able to see out of swollen eyes after headbutts them, crushing their nose. someone whispers something nasty about you? good luck even eating with that jaw wired shut. god forbid someone touches you, the other three boys can barely hold him back. john will break countless bones in every way he knows and beat his knuckles bloody if your smile starts to drop.

#tf 141 #is this explicitly poly? no. but it still is. sorry thems the rules #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #johnny soap mactavish #captain john price #cod x reader #simon riley x reader #kyle garrick x reader #johnny mctavish x reader #john price x reader #don't look at this too closely or you'll see my issues #they're always out on display tho who am i kidding lmao #john price who has had enough of keeping everyone under control. including himself #john price who literally cannot stop himself when someone he loves is involved or in a vulnerable position #john price who doesn't want to fucking hold back

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8pxl · 9 months ago

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14 yrs ago i started playing magic the gathering as a kid, and i had the dream to do art for them

3 yrs ago i tweeted about those dreams:

today i’ve released 11 official magic the gathering cards, and it’s honestly so surreal and insane to me! i did that!! i fulfilled a childhood dream, and i honestly couldn’t be more proud 🥹

#as someone who never had support it’s wild to me to ACTUALLY DO IT BITCH!#my hs counselor said i��d never amount to anything and id be lucky to work fast food #only bc i was disruptive and hated the southern culture i was raised in #hope she chokes on my success :)#pixel art #artist on tumblr #aesthetic #illustration #i am so fucking powerful #i put 18 but it’s rly like 14 yrs ago lmao oops #i edited the age for clarity sake after doing the math!!!!

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krysmcscience · 6 months ago

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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl yellow cat #this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it #the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles #look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles #that's just science #the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess #only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion #they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO #someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having #today is not that day #today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be #(but i want it to be Very Long - just because)#there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys #EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again #fuk :)#EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao #EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC #i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*

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beanghostprincess · 9 months ago

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I think we don't appreciate pre-ts Usopp because people keep thinking with their dicks. I know his boobs are awesome after the time skip, but look at this silly little guy. Love of my life.