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Kicking off 2021 by acting like a early 90s kid in the 2010s era whilst having been born in 2000. Its a vibe for sure.

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All they needed to do was be cuter…

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*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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I started watching star vs the forces of evil and why tf is the lizard hot

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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: South Park Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger, Kenny McCormick/Leopold “Butters” Stotch, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Clyde Donovan/Craig Tucker, Clyde Donovan/Bebe Stevens, Token Black/Clyde Donovan, Clyde Donovan/Kevin Stoley Characters: Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, Leopold “Butters” Stotch, Wendy Testaburger, Clyde Donovan, Tweek Tweak, Token Black, Bebe Stevens, Kevin Stoley, Craig Tucker, Red (South Park), Goth Kids (South Park) Additional Tags: My First South Park Fic, Supernatural Elements, Murder Mystery, Murder, Investigations, Police, Gay, Gay Panic, Homophobia, Forbidden Love, Gangs, Gang Violence, Aged-Up Character(s), Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Recreational Drug Use, Cheating, Self-Harm, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Mental Health Issues, Depression, Anxiety, Anxiety Attacks, High School, Serial Killers, Fluff and Smut Summary:

“I’ve found a dead body in the woods. It’s someone I know, and it looks like murder.”

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“Hey… Jew?” are the two nervous words that fall out of eighteen year old Eric Cartman’s mouth and open this unsettling tale. He and his secret “special” companion simply happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time when they stumbled upon the mortifying fate of a classmate. Now they are living in a conservative, homophobic South Park that is controlled by two violent gangs - The Razors and The Cobras - and to top it all off, there’s a killer on the loose.

Is there any hope for two innocent queers to finish their last year of highschool and leave town undiscovered?

I finished chapter 2! Enjoy!

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Protect same-sex only gays who’ve had previous relations with opposite sexes

Protect gays who’ve just come out and aren’t sure that it’s the right identity

Protect gays who aren’t ready to come out

Protect gays who’ve just come out

Protect gays who’ve never had relations with the opposite sex

Protect gays of colour

Protect gays in homophobic countries

Protect trans gays

Protect gay culture

Free the LGBT

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‪It’s Monday! *cough cough*‬

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If you listen to MCR during online classes you're either sexy, traumatized, gay, or all of the above

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...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

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This is actually kinda fucked up ngl like wth. I get that it's supposed to be a joke but you missed the goal by a fucking mile

gonna go ahead and decide that not liking pineapple pizza is homophobic. oh you hate having more fruit in your life? yeah i bet you do. tell me more about the fruits you don’t like. am i one of them

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i haven’t stopped thinking about this since last night

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I am re playing Resident Evil 4 and what the hell is this

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More GBA stuff

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Anime Game Grumps! c:

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victuuri aesthetic🏳️‍🌈

wow i love this ship