#WHIPPEEEE

[rinzydings]

(In Their) Astral Orbit

Chapter 40: I Shall Believe

Word count: 10k+

A song, a dance, and a question.

[septusuki]

"Ruirui, wake uup~!" Yashio Rui had, of course, been awake for half an hour. She'd been woken up by her girlfriend wheezing her way out of bed, panting as she tried to put on her top, and giggling to herself as she ogled herself in the mirror. Now, however, with this titanic weight on her chest, Rui had to bite the bullet and stop pretending to sleep. She had to open her eyes and face her fatass of a girlfriend, even as she nearly choked the life from her with her pillowy butt. "Come on, I've got some good news for ya!"

Kirigaya Touko was trying to look after her weight. That'd been what she'd told Rui, at least - in between mouthfuls of donut-icing. Rui had made an attempt to coax her chubby girlfriend into losing a pound or two, but with the amount of totally trending pastries and all the rage sweets she'd gobbled up, Touko had only expanded, regardless of how many minutes she managed on the treadmill.

"Touko-san." Unable to leave behind the -san's, even when she'd seen Touko naked and begging, Rui's curt, almost cold tone made her girlfriend pout. "What is it? I'd appreciate it if you hurried this up." Between Touko's boulder of a butt, and Rui's own heavy chest, the poor girl could barely breathe. Having a gainer for a girlfriend came with more than a little baggage.

"Hehe~!" Touko giggled and laughed to herself, her hands exploring the folds and flab of her belly with enough pride that she might have started swelling if she got any more sure of herself. "Notice anything... Different?" Touko purred, making sure Rui was being pushed down onto the bed by her weight. A few hundred kilos of obese influencer could keep anyone pinned, of course, but if Rui managed to escape, Touko wouldn't be able to catch her.

"Different?" Looking her obese girlfriend up and down, Rui's unamused eyes took in each and every fold of the fatass. Thighs almost as wide as Rui's torso; arms the size of plumped-up pillows; and a chin that hung onto her tits like her belly oozed against Rui's chin. For the first hundred-or-so pounds, Touko's ass had been the only thing seeing any swelling, but now that she was a proper, super-trending ssbbw!, Touko's chest was getting big enough to rival her blubbery belly - and that meant one thing. "You're... You're wearing my top." Rui swallowed as Touko took her own tits in her hands, her fat-filled breasts almost too big to be held.

"Yep! Ding-ding!" Touko's eyes glittered as she fondled her chest through the sports bra she was wearing - the one she'd stolen from her girlfriend's drawers. "And you know what this means, right?" Touko's entire body jiggled with pleasure, the preening, purring piggy making a show of her own satisfaction. "I'm finally as big as you!" With a lick of her lips, Touko let her boobs slosh outwards; hanging over the side of her belly, their weight sagging onto the softness of her stomach. "Looks like you're not the only boob-monster around these parts anymore, Ruirui~!" Sure, she'd gained a quarter of a ton, but Touko's tits were finally big enough to measure up to her cow of a girlfriend. Puffing out her chest with pride, Touko moaned as she watched her stolen sport bra's stripes stretch. "And soon, I'll be even--"

RRRRIPP!

[drearygenie]

listening to return of the infinights screaming at little Jimmy he's so funny

also "whippeeee" must draw kyborg as the Creature

[planetwaving]

whippeeee theres a city wide Severe Flood Warning out for the 3rd time in like 3 months i looooioove climate change 🤪😵‍💫

[mooshdraws]

Smol doodles of Kate and Legion :3

[euforiias]

soojin ¿por qué fue que te empezó a gustar sunhee? se supone peleaban mucho

soojin   se   obliga   a   hacer   memoria,   mirando   más   allá   de   esos   conflictos   que   escalaron   a   grandes   niveles   cuando   ambas   aún   estaban   en   la   escuela.   entre   ellos,   la   respuesta   se   ilumina   con   rapidez   para   soojin.   ‘   su   actitud.   supongo   que   me   gustó   que   alguien   pudiera   hacerme   frente   de   esa   forma...   me   pareció   muy   atractivo.   ’   responde,   sonriendo   divertida.   ‘   eso   además   de   que   siempre   fue   muy,   muy   bonita.   ’

[skenpiel]

WWhat’s good 😜 u slutty homestuck trash 👅🏠413🏠 is glubbin here and u know w)(at that means!! ♥ HOME-SUCC season has arrived ♋ :33 get your shipping wall ready!! ♈ pop ur quivering nook ♎ 4ND PR3P4R3 FOR 4 DOUBL3 MOB1US R34CH4ROUND! 🍆🍑 IF U WANT TO GET RAWED 👉👌 Till Grist Pours Out 🍊 ThIs 413 🎁 SeNd tHiS To 15 Of yOuR HoMoSuCk pAlS! 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur a lonely seadwweller!♣♠ if u get 5 back 😌 ur a 8ad 8itch! ♦♦if u get 10 back 😘 ur a poppiin hot playa twofold! 🔥🙌 SHARE in 413 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin dicked down 😱 this 413!!

YAAAAAAAY WAHOOOO WHIPPEEEE YAYAYAYSYALALALALLA WEEEEEEE HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!! sadly its no longer 413 so you will be died. bye

[neo-shitty]

toffee!

hehe glad i could make you laugh, oooh that sounds awesome! yeah id love to be tagged it sounds great :)

YES the differences are so fucking weird. like, they do know they're the same age right? i feel like its just an exagguration of how much the persons role in the group matters, like we see chan being held up as such a mature, old leader while jungkook who is literally the same age, is still babied etc. like enha hyung line is basically the same age (if a bit younger) as chenle and jisung but somehow the rules are different?? as you point out, still legal but still bizarre. hehe yeah, i mean where else are we going to rant? quora lol. mmm, hopefully more people can just write less smut abt people who are barely adults

ah, no prob it didnt take long. yeah i think thats right (i keep forgetting you know my url lol) mmhmm :( i think if that happened irl there would be some major trauma going on. knock wood it never happens to you or me lol (/hj)

hehe same! oooh glad Redemption For Cheese was realised! yess we cant rllycomplain that theyve written/produced too much good music lol. yeah, ive dragged him into being a stay so *dusts hands off* mission accomplished. mmm yeah, they tend to have a certain vibe but tbh it couldve worked if they were any other group but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ahh ur one step ahead of me on the stages of listening to ssick i think, still not convinced but thats okay! hehe, it had to be said. yesss the itch in the back of my brain is very satisfied by sorry i love you, felixs vocals deserve to be appreciated! (side note i feel like hes trying to sing more like his speaking voice, sorta husky, but tbh i wouldnt be mad if he sang like in glow, his sweet honey vocals made my life lol. but i think ive heard him say he doesnt like singing like that cos it makes his normal voice less husky, so what can you do)

> YES SOMEONE SAID IT. seungmin rap KING, he sped thru that rap like it was nothing, he deserves more rap lines. i do like how they gave minho some melodic rap lines this comeback, my guy deserved to show off those skills that made him not be eliminated (flashbacks to stay collectively wanting to murder jyp) and we already know changbin can sing, my man murdered masked singer. hyunjin can obviously sing as can jisung and felix, and i want to hear chan rap more! i feel like he started as part of 3racha (as a rap unit not producing) and then just became a vocalist (which im fine with, but it could be nice to hear him flex his rapping skills) and was partially replaced by hyunjin. anywayyy

back to album talk. lmaooo sad music to twerk to PERFECTLY describes silent cry. yes secret secret is and will always be, a masterpiece. hehe glad i could make you laugh :) i just felt like they have similar vibes. putting off skz stuff bc of not having time to cry IS the kpop stan life summarised. oh my beloved track, red lights. ahh thats okay, we can have different opinions, but by god the lyrics are *chefs kiss*. *banging on table* TWISTED AU TWISTED AU TWISTED AU. yess id love to see ur take on it! sdfghjkl it would have been glorious

no no! not stupid, just able to predict my brainwaves. ooooh thats so cool! makes me want to go there (wherever there is lol) yeah the waves are pretty good here, but none of my familys a surfer, so we dont rlly enjoy the full potential lol. YES moving on to gone away, it is indeed a heartwrenching track, but the vocals and the bloody key change? makes me want to brave being sad just to listen to it. mmm yeah, good point :( i feel like ive just gotten used to overthinking so much so that it doesnt matter what mood im in, ill do it anyway, so might as well just do what i feel like doing anyway.

yeah i think ur right! it is quite comforting knowing that all the tracks will get the love they deserve. i feel like also people assume kpop is just one genre which is utter bs. there are so many different vibes and feels and songs, i couldnt get into kpop (of which i thought only the bright cheerful present day bts stuff existed smh) until i heard gods menu so... idk where i was going with this but yeah. :)

YES FUCK YG, theyre literally on the brink of being kicked out of the big three and they are holding their salvation hostage without letting them do ANYTHING. idek what thought process goes thru their minds but arghhh its so infuriating. yess lisa's cb will be awesome but ot4 is the gold standard here.

hehe, glad u could get to this point. no no! u dont sound like a cult member at all lol yeah, i loooove some of their songs but the whole 23 members thing is getting to me. thats prob a common problem with nctzens but what can i say? im a simple girl with a limit to how many korean boys i can give my money to. atm im just trying to get into ateez and finish memorising enhypen's faces. also kard is kinda sucking me into their fandom atm, as well as eric name lol. ah what can you do? ooh thats good!

hehe i love it too! its exactly like online penpals, that was rlly well put. aww ty! hmm im okay, recovering from a bad case of rsv so thats fun. im doing okay mentally, starting therapy soon (after having to convince my mother that its not just smth i can brush off). physically i wont go into, basically i should be doing stretches to help but they dont completely fix it so my lazy ass doesnt do them, plus i got told recently im going to be stuck with this condition for the rest of my life so thats fun! ah, before you type smth dw abt me ill be fine. the weather atm is cloudy but warm, its been raining on and off today which is good for the garden. uhh i just finished reading sunburnt veils and im in the middle of prom theory which is rlly good. ummm ive got a concert tonight? that i may or may not be able to sing in (bc of the whole rsv thingo) and uhhhh idk. my dog is cute? im drinking tea rn? ive got a school dance coming up?

wbu? hows ur day going, how are you? whats the weather like on ur end? done anything interesting lately? found smth that makes you rlly happy? just any random thing youve been dying to tell someone?

no no! dont apologise, i love these exchanges. i think im happy to continue them for a long time :) on the other hand, if you get tired of them, feel free to just not answer at any time. goodness gracious this was a long ask haha hope it isnt too annoying

<3 w.a. 🐺

sorry it took me a bit to reply, i was fixing my theme ;n;

yeah, i figured it was because of the roles too. my friends and i still get taken aback when 3rd gen idols are the same age as 4th gen ones. in my head it doesn't add up sometimes. PLS THE RANT AT QUORA SKJDK tbh tho it's just going to be normalized as the years pass? esp that the boys are growing older and the amount of explicit fics will just increase. i might have to start blocking tags.

i had to look up the previous ask to remember what we were talking about xd i hope the events in champagne problems never happens to anyone. realistically, it probably happens a lot. damn i really won't wish that pain on anyone. dragging your brother into being a stay i whEEZED JFKSA additional noeasy music enthusiast o.o and ALL I CAN SAY WITH YOU GUSHING ABT FELIX IS AHA WHIPPEEEED OML can't blame you tho, i also want to hear felix sing more in other shades (if that makes sense HAHA) i really hope they'll do the role exchange in the next comeback :( or like in the near future bc i know they can do it :( the day i hear seungmin rapping it i will respectfully pass away. minho was given more lines this comeback thank fUCK i could rmb my irl being vocal abt her frustration. i don't get why minho barely has center time/lines in title tracks??? like the line distribution in the past eras just made me ???? if seventeen can balance lines with 13 members why cant a group of 8 do the same? moving on. i haven't watched the stray kids show simply bc i don't want to cry HAJS but i've seen clips. imagine if skz debuted without minho and felix?!?!? i rmb another irl catching bias feels towards changbin bc of the masked singer only to find out that the man's a rapper. i love how skz's vocals were highlighted this comeback :c there were a lot of mellow tracks! i find it cute when chan sings/raps bc it gets kinda obvious that he's a foreigner? the accent (im not even sure if it's the accent) it just shows. "putting off skz stuff bc of not having time to cry IS the kpop stan life summarised." CORRECT.

abt the twisted au o.O i'll inquire my irl if she wants to write it or not. if she doesn't want to, i'll do it. i miss writing twisted aus <3___<3 and i also miss going to the beach with my friends :' ) but it's starting to get cold here and i don't think i'll be able to enjoy the beach as much as i would if i went beaching in the summer. so maybe next summer? gone away really has an sm-ballad vibe. the thing about skz being a self-producing group, their songs don't sound like typical jype songs? and i just appreciate that bc in all honesty im not a fan of jyp groups at all. PLS the overthinking. i wish i could mute overthinking.

anyone who assumes kpop is just one genre obv hasn't listened to a single track. if kpop was just one genre why do i like some tracks more than the others??? oh you've only recently become a kpop stan? tbh im not a fan of the bright songs of bts either. i liked their older ones *chefs kiss* really matched high school vibes. yg has good artists and they're just wasting the talent ~.~ that strategy they have will get tiring eventually. people will stop waiting on blackpink and move on to newer more active groups ://

HAHAHAH yeah the 23 members is pretty overwhelming! it was the reason i didn't bother stanning before quarantine started. i don't regret stanning tho, met my ult bias in that group <3___<3 i don't really purchase albums unless i like the tracks xd ohhh getting into ateez just in time for the comeback! let me know what you think about them! i was fond of them at some point but grew out of it. good luck with memorizing enhypen! it took me a while to distinguish to people there XD i haven't checked out kard yet but chan plays their songs during lives and they're sexc hype music me likey *u*

i had to look up rsv im sorry. i'm glad you're recovering! please rest more and don't stress yourself out. bro i wish i could go to therapy too bc i have weird issues i can't justify and i need a professional to tell me what's the reason behind it. stuck with what condition btw? what happened? i'm sorry in case i just forgot. yesterday was a bit rainy for me too :(( it's not the type of rainy that makes me anxious so B) oh concert! good luck and i hope you'll be able to sing but i also don't think it's best for you rn :c what's your dog's breed? and yes i just finished drinking tea too. AAAAA i miss school dances :(( the last one i was supposed to have was cancelled bc of covid.

i was less productive today and i'm teetering between being mentally stable and becoming a hermit again. i'm anxious with a lot of things atm so like : D not the best state. today it was a bit sunny but not hot hot which was nice. i changed my theme today bc i couldn't wait for sept. 1st. and no i haven't found anything that makes me happy HAHAHA shit like that's hard to identify. don't have anything to say too, i'm just thinking about why i'm procrastinating too much atm T_T and i'm listening to this rap song atm and one of the rappers sounded like han.

it isn't annoying! i enjoy the long exchanges but i do admit it takes me awhile to type down a reply. so if i get more busy, it'll prolly take a bit longer for me to reply.

[thou-crusty-batch-of-nature]

🐍(1/2) A ship, please! I'll be copying the description from Anu's blog. My name is Harace, I'm an ambitious 5'1 slytherin; I'm an extreme introvert but I can be very sarcastic and loving once I get attached to someone. I don't like speaking to people unless I'm spoken to or unless I'm close to that person. I honestly have trouble ordering stuff over the phone all the time. I'm a total night owl and only drink coffee for the taste of it: Caffeine doesn't work on me at all☕😴

🐍(2/2) I dress in very-vintage clothes - most of them are long dresses that reach my ankles and I almost never wear trousers unless I absolutely have to😂 My mbti result is INTP-T, if it helps. I always listen to music when I can be alone with my own thoughts. If I was attending Hogwarts, my best subject would be charms while I'd be horrible with flying.(I don't have the best condition to be out and about in the sun) And just cuz I have thirty six letters left to write - my patronus is a viper.

PARTYY

I SHIP YOU WITH SIRIUS BLACK!

you would be best friends with Remus

you got paired up in Charms and instantly hit it off

and James and Sirius come along

they all come in a package

but who are you to complain?

they are a bit reluctant to befriend a Slytherin at first but they trust Remus with their whole hearts

so you all become friends

and they will call you Shortie

which would piss you off no end

(you would secretly like it)

and speaking of pissing off

Sirius would constantly flirt with you

at first you are a bit shy

but then you start flirting back

and boy are you good

two can play the game

and James swears he has never met anyone who is able to make Sirius blush AND stutter😊😳

our boy is whippeeeed

and how couldn't he be?

you start liking him too

everyone thinks you two are soulmates

and Remus is your absolute bestie

Sirius would be batshit jealous cuz you spend a lot of time together

"Haraaaaaaceee my shortie queen please give me some ATTENTION!!!!! or are you going on a study date with you boyfriend Remus again?"

"Sirius, my dearest, would you please STOP WHINING LIKE A DOG?!?? oh wait🤭"

always roasting eachother

having the funniest dates ever

but also helping him get through all his family drama

after all, you and Remus give the best pieces of advice

maybe at some point your patronus changes to a dog?

and Sirius cries when you show him

BECAUSE HE IS A SOFTIE😭😭

and you love each other so muuch

p.s. Sirius will be the first to say I love you.

hope you'll like this💕💕 thank you for requesting! 💖

[ntcwashington-blog]

4/9 - 4/10

Just about caught up now!

So Saturday I ended up going to Georgetown with my gal pals and roommate (Katherine) & friends, Allyson, Irene and Julia. We walked around there and had lunch there and went shopping in the areas around it. (I bought a skirt whippeeee) It was nicer that day and we had dresses on but for some odd reason all of us forgot to take a photo??? So I have like one pic, but it’s fine. We all went out again that night together so that was fun too :) and got in an Uber that was rear-ended! That was a fun like hour long detour 😅

Sunday, (today?, kinda, lol) I went to the Basilica of the national shrine of the immaculate conception for Palm Sunday with Wa’el and by golly was it beautiful. I really only went in and out for mass because they were cranking out services because of the Holiday, but I will certainly be back to just view it in it’s glory. Went out for brunch afterwards with other friends, went on a walk around the neighborhood and tried a chain pizza place here called &pizza. It’s REALLY good. Nothing extra special this weekend. Next weekend is Easter and a baseball game, so looking forward to more of that! TTYL and love all of you that actually view this thingy. <3 

[harryasmic]

LA LIGA  UEFA SUPER CUP IS STARTING TOMORROW !! YASS !!

[brucewillisvevo]

hahhaa i havent received any anon hte since i blocked the suspect