#WHICH I'M NOT
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monsterboyfriend · 7 months ago
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"Never, EVER raise your hand to a fledgling" What a bunch of WOKE nonsense! You know, when I was a fledgling, my maker beat my ass AT LEAST three times a week because I would mouth off and get into some bullshit. Built character. Kept me out of trouble. Taught me to respect my elders AND the Great Laws.
Fledglings these days don't respect either of those things. They're insolent. Reckless. No sense of decorum. Just take that Molloy kid. Running around out in the mortal world spilling our secrets and stirring up shit. You know he doesn't even have a maker because he goes around asking every vampire who can hear him, "Have you seen my maker? Have YOU seen my maker?" I'd feel bad for him if he'd just learned to keep his mouth shut.
If he HAD a respectable maker who wasn't a lousy deadbeat, the little shit'd get his ass beat so hard he'd be in coffin for a MONTH, Satan bless. And ALL of this bullshit could've been avoided. But now I'm gonna get CANCELED for saying it!
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hikarielizabethbloom · 2 months ago
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There are all these discord groups(?) around, and I really would like to join them because I feel like I'm missing a lot of fun. But, honestly, I barely manage one sm, i.e. Tumblr (which doesn't require that much maintenance, to begin with), I don't know how you people do it.
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cleopatragirlie · 2 months ago
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Girlie is in DISTRESS
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wherewisteriaends · 5 months ago
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When Rio and Agatha interacts for the first time in the first episode, Rio chuckles when Agatha says "eat my ass, chief". I believe that's because she is relieved there is stil some of Agatha in Agnes.
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And please can we just talk about how absurd this first dialogue is ? It's because it's so absurd you can realize this show's dialogue were really well written. I mean I could analyse each sentence of it. (I might if nobody stops me)
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just-french-me-up · 1 year ago
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Look yall, Dream's favourite snack
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annestie · 9 months ago
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I'm so seated for the bethrotal fic. Ao3 is asking me to leave because "it's not even out yet and we're going to do maintenance soon" but I'm simply too seated.
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Oh my fucking god, this is the best ask i've ever received. I can't breathe, I'm laughing too hard. I'm currently about 1000 words in and I have tomorrow completely free so hopefully I can get the first chapter out soon! I guess for now:
Neteyam carefully packs the last of his things that he’s bringing. The most of what he’s packing are his jewelry and other accessories. He would be leaving most of his clothing as the weaving is simply too heavy for the water. They would weigh him down and drag, making it even harder to swim. Something he had learned firsthand. Besides, he could always steal some of Ao’nung’s cloths while making new ones. Sure, Ao’nung might have some protests, however it would certainly be rude for Ao’nung to deny his betrothed like that.
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steelthroat · 1 year ago
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Being one of the 20 people who genuinely liked the Netflix trilogy and tolerates a lot more than it deserves the rid2015 series, is there a chance for me to find entertaining the Prime Wars trilogy?
I'll watch it anyway because I'm a very curious fella, but I'm specifically asking if my infamous bad taste will approve of it or not even this will save it.
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laserbread · 5 months ago
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Yes, I did go through the Laserbeak tag. I had a lot to catch up on. How did you know?
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kanerallels · 2 years ago
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Me: *fails to finish writing a post about writing like four times in a row*
Me: Wait
Me: DO I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK AGAIN???
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theworldsownoptimist · 1 year ago
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if i said a stitch in crime is toxic yaoi would anyone get mad?
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destiel-wings · 2 years ago
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I am finally made to feel important and the badge is the ugliest thing ever
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amalthiaph · 1 year ago
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Lol i just had this small, brief vision of a certain Bad Batcher shirtless and tied up with Christmas lights
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charkyzombicorn · 1 year ago
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I figured you might have a misunderstanding as to what a wolf walker is. They don’t possess the minds of wolves it’s that they’re so leaves their body and becomes a wolf.
But in your, you can have it that they become like ghost wolves when they’re so leaves their body, because it’s literally their spirit leaving their body. It’s kind of cool actually. So you could have it as sabo a ghost wolf
I did misunderstand! I still think it would be funny if he could posses wolves tho--
So I read a bit abt the show this is from, and that mixed with this means perhaps my reading comprehension will work this time, hopefully
I feel like that would be very strange that Sabo has this ability (and it seems like children have it in the source material so I'll table the 'only discovering the wolf stuff post-explosion' idea for now) so it was likely his parents discovered it and made Sabo very worried abt it. To be fair Sabo was a city folk at the time and had never actually seen a wolf in person so it was completely plausible for him to just sum it up as a monster. It made Sabo a bit worried about sleeping at first because he didn't want to be a monster but that went away the more resentful he became to his parents.
After that, he appreciated his wolf a lot, it helped ward off creeps and thieves while he was sleeping in gray terminal, and Sabo had never actually attacked anyone so he stopped being insecure - especially after seeing Ace transform on a full moon (even if it was a little hard to overpower him, luckily Ace was still weak from the pain of transformation long enough Sabo could tie him down. He did feel bad abt this) and realizing they could both be strange wolf children.
Then Luffy happened, and while Sabo was hesitant at first Luffy absolutely adored him dream wolf form so he felt like he had nothing to worry about
Also I'm pretty sure the source says the wolf would look normal but dream/night/star/map symbolism so I really want it to look like a glowing constellation and cutout of space--
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theinsatiableones · 2 years ago
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how the hell do you get women on dating apps to match with you
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thedurvin · 2 years ago
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Ya know what would be an awesome cosplay: Big Loo
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I dunno how the hell people make realistic WH40K armor or those Cybertronic Spree Transformers costumes, but I wanna see somebody with that level of skill would make a Giant Moon Robot suit
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profounddestinyrebel · 2 years ago
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I love this take
Ganon is the Ultimate Hater. He is literally trying to gain all the power in the world in order to destroy this princess and her knight right out of the reincarnation cycle he's trapped in with them.
But can you imagine? Your NOTP exists and is doing it right in front of you. Of course you try to kill them, right? Maybe you succeed maybe you don't, but when you die there they are. But worse, they don't remember. You have to go through all the denial and not flirting all. over again. And worse, it happens every. single. time. you die. No matter what. They always come back. With just enough variation between reincarnations to make it new. Every. Damn. Time.
Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do
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