#WHERE'S THE STREETWISE HERCULES TO FIGHT THE RISING ODDS

[big-gay-apocalypse]

where have all the good men gone? where are all the gods? in SPACE, apparently

// Giant-Size Thor (2024) #1

[mooseonahunt]

One day my loyalty won’t be used against me. Not today tho so RIP to me I guess but one day for sure 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[arabellatheauthor]

+1 to that reblog that said who cares we just want to fuck him

i mean i do actually care and we could get into the whole discourse about redemption arcs vs atonement, but at the end of the day, i still wanna fuck him

Rveryone, repeat after me:

A tragic backstory is NOT a REDEMPTION ARC

[tommykinardslair]

Lou Ferrigno Jr. - 2018

Where have all the good men gone And where are all the Gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night, I toss and I turn And I dream of what I need

I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life Larger than life (ah, ah)

Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat It's gonna take a Superman to sweep me off my feet (yeah)

Bonnie Tyler - Hero

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Over the years I have heard many questions worth pondering… What is the meaning of life? What is your quest? Who’s on first? Where have all the good men gone? Where are all the gods? Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Where have you been sending it? What do you do with a drunken sailor? Why so serious? Where are the other drugs going? Why do the French exist? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Where’s the rest of the money, Skylar? Why do good girls like bad guys? What is love?

Well I’m here to tell you, I have all the answers. In this essay, I will-

[doueverwonder]

Prussia: No offense, but where are the male porn bots?

Canada: …and where are all the gods?

USA: Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

Japan: Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

Poland: Late at night, I scroll and I block, and I dream of what i need.

France: I need a manwhore!

Prussia: Can someone PLEASE answer my question.

@chessna2

[toviolet]

where’s the streetwise hercules to fight the rising odds?

version without bullets <3

[westwingwolf]

Rating: General

Summary: Tim overhears Primm's desire to ruin Lucy's chances at making detective. He wants to confront him, but knows that will only cause more problems. Thankfully, someone else is around to argue in defense of Lucy.

A/N: Title from "Holding Out For a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler

[thatoneskullgrunt]

where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods. wheres the streetwise hercules to fight the rising odds

[datura-tea]

where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? / where's the streetwise hercules to fight the rising odds? / isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? / late at night, i toss and i turn and i dream of what i need / i need a hero

this song... very wyll-core. he's, of course, the hero here. strong and fast and fresh from a fight, sure and soon and larger than life; compared to a streetwise hercules and superman. there's his bravado, the folk hero fantasy that he builds every time he comes in to save the day. making himself into myth with each introduction as "the blade of frontiers" first and foremost, and not wyll ravengard, almost as if being the blade is all that he thinks he is, that it's all he's useful for. being a hero. being a weapon. he's all that and so much more, of course - but do the people see that? not really. all they see is the hero they've been holding out for

[evilwomansanctuary]

top 10 questions the shrek 2 soundtrack boldly asks us:

1. ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?

2. won't you take me to funky town?

3. did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?

4. where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?

5. where's the streetwise hercules to fight the rising odds?

6. how can I explain flying to the sun without a plane when you're here?

7. what's the sense in waiting?

8. so she said whats the problem, baby?

9. How much longer will it take to cure this?

10. where's your shame? you've left us up to our necks in it

[cringecorekitty]

Where have all the good men gone

And where are all the gods?

Where's the streetwise Hercules

To fight the rising odds?

Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed

Late at night, I toss and I turn

And I dream of what I need….

HIT IT!

I NEED A HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [lays on top of a piano but im super sexy and cool in my bright red dress and high heels]

[sparkle-potato]

See now i have to ask

Wheres my streetwise hercules to fight the rising odds

[natequarter]

despite appearances, i loathe writing anything set in the elizabethan era, because i simply do not know what the fuck i am talking about. there's no thomas seymour ruining everything for everyone. the duke of norfolk is finally fucking dead, and it only took him eighty years. pretty much all of the royal family (by both marriage and blood) are gone. where are all the thomases, and where are all the gods? where's the streetwise hercules to fight the rising odds? oh well, at least shakespeare's finally alive

[cleverclove]

And where are all the gods? Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?