#WHATS THE DAMM POINT HUH

[maximura]

Hair Extension Choi Seungcheol has His own specific and culty fandom. We’re devout, unhinged and enjoy those poorly blended ratty polyester things. Are my tastes questionable? Yes. What about it. I won’t allow any disrespect in this House of God. 

[not-magdi]

-one too many / Pablo Gavi

Warnings: None, maybe Alkohol

Words: 835

Reading Time: 3min 20sec

A/N

Hey guys, long time no see huh. Well today was the first day I had really a free minute as I'm currently organizing prom so I'm stressed haha. Well I still hope you enjoy my story,

Love y'all Magdi <3

It was around midnight, and you were sitting on your couch, wrapped up in a fluffy blanket, watching some movie you found on Netflix. Pablo was going out with some friends tonight, and even though he asked you to tag along, you preferred to stay in today, wanting to get some things done for work. 

Pablo wasn't that happy with your decision, but he accepted it with a pout. He and his friends left around 9 o'clock, so you expected him to be home around one or two in the morning. You didn't mind him coming home late. Pablo is mostly really strict with himself, so you let him have his fun, and even though Pablo told you to not wait for him every time, you still stayed awake (or tried to) so you could fall asleep together. 

You were on your way to the kitchen, needing some caffeine to stay awake until Pablo came home. Your head is stuck in your pantry as you hear your phone ring. Confused about who would call you this late, you rush back to the living room, thinking it is an emergency. 

Your worry only grew as you saw the name of one of Pablo's best friends on your phone screen. You pick up the phone as quickly as you can. 

"Hey Ale, is everything ok?!" 

"Hey Y/N. Yeah everything is fine, your boyfriend just had one ... maybe three drinks to much." You heard him laugh over the loud music of the club. 

"Me and Fermín will bring him home now, he has been asking where you are for the past half hour." 

"Yeah, that's a good plan, I'll see you then. Has he fallen down somewhere already?" You ask, laughing to yourself. You see, Pablo had a bit of a habit when he had too much to drink. And that was totally ignoring where he was going. One time, the two of you were going out with some friends at a club near the beach, and at some point on your way home, Pablo just slid down the little bank that led to the beach. You didn't even realise he was gone until you heard his giggles from the beach.  

"No he hasn't fallen down anywhere yet, but we keep an eye on him." You heard him laughing over the phone.

Laughing to yourself, you say bye to Ale and hang up, starting to prepare a few things for when Pablo comes home, like aspirin and lots and lots of water. 

Half an hour later, you heard the doorbell ring and before said door stood Ale and Fermín, who held up a very drunk Pablo, who was smiling from one ear to the other. 

"Oh god, what did he do?" You ask his friends, who also have a smile on their faces. But as soon as Pablo heard your voice, his head whipped up. "Y/N!" 

He wriggled himself free from the grip of his friends and stumbled into your arms. 

"Oh, I missed you sooooo much!" He mumbled into your neck, his warm breath tickling your neck. 

"But you just saw me 3 hours ago, Pablito." You exclaim, laughing.

"I know, that's way too long." 

With the help of Fermín and Ale, you got Pablo inside, with a few little accidents on the way as Pablo kept running into every shelf you owned in this house. 

But now you finally have him where you want him to be, and after saying goodnight to Pablo's friends, you start the mission: getting Pablo ready for bed. 

"Come on Amor, you have to brush your teeth."

"But I don't want tooooo."

Sighing, you try to think of a way to convince your toddler of a boyfriend to brush his damm teeth. 

"OK Pablo, if you brush your teeth now, I will give you a kiss."

At that, his eyes went wide, and you never saw anyone grab his toothbrush faster than Pablo did at that moment. Giggling at his antics, you walk out of the bathroom into your shared bedroom to lay some pyjamas out for him. 

Surprisingly, convincing him to change into his pyjamas went more effortless than you thought. So now you were laying in bed, Pablos head on your chest, your hand stroking through his soft hair. Pablo's soft whisper broke the comfortable silence you were in. 

"I believed I was promised a kiss Querida." 

"Oh, were you now?"

"Mhm, yes." 

"Well, I can't break my promise now, can I?"

You grab Pablo's chin with your hand to make him look at you and place your lips against his soft ones in a quick kiss. 

"Happy now?" 

"Yup, as happy a ever." 

"Well then, goodnight Pablo, sleep well."  

You waited for an answer, but all you heard were Pablo's soft snores as he already fell asleep on your chest. With a smile on his face, you look at the aspirin lying on his bedside table, knowing he is gonna have the headache of his life tomorrow. 

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[twisted-king]

Hello! Since you also write genshin, I've thought about reader or F!S/O being from Teyvat. But that isnt really the main point. How 'bout their F!S/O is from Sumeru and is strictly bestfriends with Cyno and Alhaitham. How would Trey, Azul, Jade, Floyd, and Jamil feel about their F!S/O having boy bestfriends back at her world? Maybe if they're jealous, reader tries to comfort them by saying that Alhaitham is engaged(to Kaveh)XD Lol

You dont have to do this if its to much♡

Oddly specific but I like the cut of your jib!

Also can be read as genter neutral, I don't reall mention gender on this one?

Trey, Azul, Jade, Floyd, and Jamil X F!SO from Teyvat

who is also besties with Cyno and Alhaitham

Trey Clover

Well youre from a whole different world! Magic seems to exist in some capacity at least.

He doesn't know what a Zatyun peach or a Sunsettia is.

But he tries v hard to make you things that remind you of home sometimes!

He actually does a pretty good job at it too!

And thats where the issue arives.

Whenever he asks about your homeland he knows he is going to hear about your best friends

He's trying SO hard to be normal about this

Trey loves you so much but, he gets a little jealous!

You've done so much with these two!!!

"And Cyno's jokes are the absolute WORST! I swear some of the things he says are worse than Ace's!" "Oh that's... nice!"

but they're your best friends! He really shouldn't be jealous.

"I still don't understand why Alhaitham is so jacked, like all he does is read books all day!"

He really shouldn't be jealous

"And I'm kind of glad its never too hot around here! Like I know he works primarily in the desert but like put a shirt on sometimes! You know?"

But damm its hard.

He tries to be subtle (not really)

"So have you ever like... done anything with one of these guys?" "What do you mean?" "Like have you dated one of them..?"

oh.... OH!

You laugh at that, he's embrassed "Oh gosh NEVER! They both have boyfriends anyhow! Alhaitham is engaged!" "Oh."

You nod and give him a little kith

Wow he's relieved!

Azul Ashengrotto

He loves learning about you and your home world! Truly!!!

Azul thinks your mind is briliant, you're so smart and quick on your feet due to years of travel!

With travel comes a lot of experiences

a lot.

without him.

He's playing it cool though! suuuper cool

"Oh I remember Alhaitham would never answer anything that wasnt formatted or completed properly! maybe you could do the same? it would certainly free up some time, no?" "Of course it woudl free up some time, dear... But" "buut?" "Well it wouldn't be fitting of my benevolent nature now would it, my love?"

Azul keeps trying to prove he's a better boyfriend than your old friends

He needs you to know he's the best option for you <3

"And could this 'Cyno' make you a delightful seafood pasta like this?" "No, not really, he was more into rice." "I see..."

Oh hey he made you curry and rice

You know, by the way. He is NOT sneaky

After another bout of showing off, you finally say something.

"They have boyfriends, you know?" "huh?" "Cyno and Alhaitham? they have partners. You don't have to be jealous." "Why would I be jealous, dearest?"

DENIER

Denies his jealous to this day but he gets happier after you reassure him.

Jade Leech

Yeah he's super cool about this!

for the most part...

He's extremely interested in learning about the flora in your world!

and he thinks those vishap creatures you compare him to sound rather interesting.

Jade being rather curious in nature comes in handy! since he doesnt seem to get jealous.

His questions are... odd, though. they kind of make sense?

"Cyno once took out like-- 10 guys in like a MINUTE! it was so cool! "Is he that fast in the depths of the sea?" "No-" "I see..."

Sometimes he's a little less slick though

"OH my gosh Alhaitham is so weird about soup! He hates the stuff because it could get on his books of all things!" "Does he consume beverages as he reads? tea perhaps?" "Yeah, sometimes." *Pleased eel noises*

He's just being careful :)

Jade often prefers to dicuss your best friends while in the kitchen. he likes spending this time with you!

And he has his knives and mushrooms at his disposal.

*chop chop chop* "And so Haitham and I used to skip out on akademiya meetings together-" *chopchopchop-* "But Cyno would ALWAYS 'catch' us just before the meeting would actually ends-" *ChopChopChopChop-* "So then he'd bring us to Kaveh, Alhaitham's fiance to-" "He has a fiance?" "yeah,why?" "no reason." *chop~ chop~ chop~*

He's still keeping the information from his... questioning in mind.

Can't be too careful, after all.

Floyd Leech

He loves his shrimpy's stories!!!

He hates his shrimpy's stories :((

Floyd is reaaal conflicted. He thinks you're so interesting! your world seems like fun!! he wants to go there with you.

But not with those men you keep talking about

"So sometimes there are these HUGE mushrooms that kind of act like a launchpad! they're super springy." "Eh? Jade might like soemthing like that... OOOH! do ya think if I throw someone (Ace) on one of those they'd still bounce?" "Yeah they would! one time while going after a criminal, Cyno had to-" "Eeeeh I'm bored. You coming to my next game?"

Subtlety? not THIS eel

He audibly groans when you bring them up sometimes.

But he still loves hearing you talk! so it really confusing sometimesz

"So genius invocation uses 8 elements, 7 from the nations, one is omni. Usually the cards are based off of vision users like Diluc of mondstadt, Arataki Itto, from Inazuma... OH! there is one of my best friend, Alhaitham, he's dendro and Cyno's is electro, its actually" Oh he's no longer looking at you.

You get an idea... "There is one of Haitham's fiance, Kaveh" "Oh really?"

GOT HIS ASS

You're his girlfriend, you know him best.

He's a little less weird about listening to your stories now, he's way more enaged.

He still tugs you closer to him when you mention other men, but thats kind of normal for him now.

Jamil Viper

A confident king? He's not really jealous. He knows he can be better than them.

Plus they're just friends to you.

But in all honestly he like... doesn't care too much about Teyvat.

You're here now, with him. not them.

Don't get him wrong, Jamil likes hearing about what your world!

There's only oneee little thing he doesnt love hearing.

"Sometimes I miss the food from Teyvat... Cyno always made the best Tahchin." "The best you say?" "Yeah! he shaped it like a pyramid every time he made it!" "Have you ever tried mine?" "You make tahchin!?"

He's smug, you'll love his cooking more than that Cyno's.

He serves you a plate of tahchin, golden brown, perfectly seasoned, barberries topping the rounded rice dish "So, what do you think?" "This is so good! I kind of miss the padisarah petals though.."

The hell is THAT?

"Is it... not up to your expectations, my flower?" "No its delicious! I think I just miss the way my friend would make it.."

He's a little grumpy about it!!

Jamil gets kind of huffy with you next time you're together.

He's not ignoring you but just don't bring up food for a while.

Snake man will just respond with "Why don't you ask Cyno." when it comes to cooking for the next day or two...

[acidic-eye]

Now that the Ithaca saga is out, here are some of my fave things from the musical:

In no order, just as I thought of them.

1. Different beast: “we are the ones who feast now.”

I think you mean feasted ON. Cause guess what songs next? Oh look! Scylla! Who feasts on them!

(I love it sm I laugh everytime they say that line.)

2. What? Saga.

All the “HUH? WHAT? WHO? WHERE??” From ody always is so funny, especially those compilations on tiktok for it lol.

3.ody being this really smart man but so fucking dumb at the same time (ties to the last one)

No longer you is SO GOOS. And I love hearing his confusion while (I forgot his name but the guy who sings mainly in that song) like this poor man is just trying to explain it over and over and ody is NOT CATCHING THE HINT.

4. eurylochus singing like a girl.

Just- the concept that he is mimicking circie in that part brings me so much joy holy. Just the

“A woman.” ��What??” “She had us in just two words… (activate girl voice) COME INSIDE—“

5. Scylla.

No other words, just Scylla. Best song untill the newest saga but still top three.

6. Circie.

Again. Litterally all her songs are INCREDIBLE. I remember watching gigis concept animatic for the like leaked bits and LOVING IT SO MUCH. Like gigis design is SO GOOD FOR EVERYONE BUT IT ESPECIALLY EATS WITH HER.

7. JUST A MAN MOTIF.

I don’t have to say anything. Just— it’s so good.

Infact all the motifs are TOP TIER.

8. I saw someone point out once that as Athena got to know ody more that she started not just doing straight notes and riffing and stuff. Like-

DAMN THATS SO COOL.

9. All the animatics. Like DAMN YOU GUYS ARE QUICK SND SO TALENTED!!!

10. Jorge himself, everything he has done for the fans, being the incredible man he is and incredible writer and singer. He is just such an incredible person, such a talented artist in general. He genuinely deserves all the fame he has and SO MUCH MORE. Ik that all the time I recomend this musical to everyone and their mothers. Genuinely I think I’ve gotten atleast four people into the musical.

11. Time paused. Athena’s time ability is SO COOL. Honestly Athena’s songs have always been some of my faves, my goodbye and warrior of the mind were ones I listened to on repeat when they first came out, and I still do! I love little wolf SO MUCH. Like seeing her so much in the wisdom saga after being missing was so incredible. Genuinely one of my fave characters.

12. How well emotions are convayed. I mean it’s insane how well the actors portray each emotion from the characters, such as telemecus in Odysseus, or in little wolf etc. it’s SO cool.

13. Open arms.

The motif of polities is INCREDIBLE. The poor vas character died so early yet was NEVER given a break. I think I saw he’s in so many of the songs like damm.

Especially in Odysseus with that one suitor saying “open arms”

Anyway more later. Love you guys.

[lucerothings1]

Nico Greetham

Cabin fun

Nico greetham x male reader smut

Warnings: gay sex, top Nico, bottom reader, oral (reader receiving), on top of table sex, ass eating, daddy kink a bit, cum eating and swapping.

Summary: Nico invites you to his cabin in the woods for the summer and you both decide to have a little fun.

“Okay can you just give it a chance” your boyfriend Nico said to you. “I’m not saying anything okay” “Well you have on a frown on your face why” “it’s nothing Nico” you responded.

“Well you just called me Nico which you never do and plus give the cabin a chance okay I mean look at the bright side where gonna be all alone so we don’t gotta worry about people taking photos or anything and side not we can have as many sexy time as we want okay” Nico said pulling up to the cabin and getting a hold of your hand.

“I guess you do have a point” you said looking at him. As you both got out and got all your belongings out the car he pulled out the key to enter and opened the boot to go inside.

“Okay so this is the living room, kitchen, dining room, upstairs are the rooms and back door is the pool and jacuzzi” he said smiling at you and pulling into kiss.

“Okay well it’s getting late what are you gonna want to eat later” you said dragging him to the kitchen and opening the box of food you had brought. “Well I’m not hungry can we um you know do something else” Nico said standing behind you and wrapping his hands around you and closing the box.

“Okay well what do you want to do” you said to him. “Well I can of a few things I want to do” he said starting to suck on your neck and leave love marks on it.

“Damm already baby we’ve barley got here” you said with your eyes closed felling him still attack your neck. “Well I’m horny and I need you” he said in your ear while he turned you around and starting to kiss and attack your lips now.

He then picked you up and placed you on the kitchen counter starting to unbuckle your belt. As you slipped down his shorts making them fall down to his ankles.

As you continued make out you both kicked off your shoes and taking off each others shirts as he also pulled down your shorts leaving you both now with only your underwear.

As he started kissing down your body and soon starting to take off your underwear letting your manhood free as he took off his as well as he began to stroke his cock with one hand and the other starting to stroke yours as he began to suck your cock as you placed your hand on his head making him take you all in his mouth as you moaned and he did as well sending vibrations all over your cock and making you even harder.

“Ah—mm Fu-ck” you plead as you began to cum down Nico’s throat as he swallowed every last drop. “Oh fuck your really good at that” you told nico as he came up from his knees now standing in front of you “Thank you I’ve had lots of practice now come on lift your legs up I wanna tap that beautiful ass of yours baby” he said smirking as you lifted up your legs now your back on top of the counter top.

As he started to stretch your hole with his hands as he arched down and started to lick and suck your entrance causing you to moan and become hard once again as you stroked yourself as he ate at your ass like a wild animal.

“Oh shit baby you taste amazing as always” he said continuing to eat you out. “Fuck can’t wait to be inside you baby” your boyfriend said as he arched back up and spat on your hole and his hand to lube up his 9 inch cock as he started to enter you.

“Ah baby your so tight fu-ck-mm” he said as he started a rhythm of rocking his hips back and forth leaving up to the tip of his dick all the way to his base. “Ah fuck babyy” you moaned as he started this slow pace teasing you.

“Oh you like this dick baby huh” “Oh fuck yeahh” “yeah call me daddy my baby boy” “ Og fuck I love your cock in my ass baddy ah” you moaned making him harder and fastening up the pace as he fucked you harder.

“OH FUCK DADDYY AH—MM YEAH GIVE IT TO ME DADDY” you yelled as you felt him become even quicker.

“Oh FU-CK I’ma CUM” “Yeah daddy cum inside me ah yes mmh” “Yeah baby take my sweet cum” he yelled back as he painted your walls white with his cum ‘em you could even feel his cum leaking from your ass.

“Oh fuck wouldn’t want this to go to waste” he said pulling out and kneeling down to lick up his cum leaking from your hole as he got up to kiss you with his cum in his mouth as you swallowed it.

From that moment you knew you guys would be going at it like rabbits all summer long just like you did that night.

Let me know if you guys might want a part two to this I’d be down to write it.

P.s when you ask for smut you don’t have to but if you would want specific kinks positions or whatever I’m open to write whatever include it not just smut so if you have a plot to feel free to send it with your ask.

[thetarttfuldickhead]

I often wonder about how and when the team learns about Roy and Jamie’s special training arrangement. In 3x04, Roy and Jamie are just getting started; in 3x05 they’re not keeping it a secret but who knows what they team is or isn’t picking up; in 3x06 everyone is obviously aware of their new and predictably unhinged deal.

There’s a lot of ways the revelation can play out and I’m in love with all of them, but my favourite version (tonight, at least) has one of the other players just stumbling on some candid posted on the site formerly known as Twitter a few days after Zava’s left for his avocado farm. Roy having Jamie pull his bike is a little too late for this grand reveal, but I crave that same level of insanity; say it’s Jamie doing push-ups in the middle of the Richmond Green with Roy standing next to him and keeping a foot on his back, or some such.

“Guys, have you seen this?” Sasha might ask, rushing into the dressing room with his phone held high.

They haven’t. They’re all suitably awed/astounded/alarmed.

“Did Jamie piss Roy off again?” Colin wonders aloud, leading to a smattering of yeah, must have and nah, Jamie’s been minding himself, hasn’t he? and says here the chick who posted it sees them every morning there’s more pictures look and the discussion runs loud and agitated with no clear consensus, and then Jamie walks in, and they immediately swarm him, like the fuck is going on here, bruv?

“Uh, yeah, Roy’s been coaching me, hasn’t he? Like, privately.” Jamie’s doing a fair job of playing it cool, like it’s no big deal, like it’s just a thing, no particular reason for it. It’s nice to be the focus of the team’s attention once more, but he suspects they wouldn’t be best impressed if they realised it’s all to make him better than Zava ever was. (Which is bullshit, really, because Zava’s a right knob, yeah, and he fucked them over too, like properly.)

“He can’t actually force you to do that shit, can he?” Jeff asks, his silly brow furrowed in concern, and he’s sounding just a little uncertain, because he knows that technically he’s right, but this is Roy they’re talking about and… who the fuck knows what Roy can or can’t do, really?

“Yeah, mate, you should talk to the gaffer,” someone else chimes in, and there’s nods and yeah, Ted’ll say something, right, he’ll sort Roy out and stop him from torturing Jamie further.

Jamie waves their concern away. “No, lads, listen, I want him to do it,” he tells them. “It’s to make me better, right?” It’s already working, too; he can feel it, his endurance building, his strenght growing. He’s better than he’s ever been, and he’s only getting started.

The team contemplates that for a few moments, in hushed silence. “Man,” Van Damme eventually offers, “you couldn’t pay me to do that shit.”

“Yeah, well,” Jamie says, with a wink and a smirk, “no one’s offering to pay you, mate.”

And that’s that, really. The teams murmurs and shrugs and moves on. Just Roy and Jamie doing Roy and Jamie stuff, innit?

(Roy steps into the coaches' office, and Beard looks up from his book. “What?” Roy asks, because he knows all of Beard’s completely blank faces, and knows this one for the pointed interest it is. “You and Jamie, huh”? Beard asks. “Yeah, well,” is all Roy says, but Beard nods because yeah, that makes perfect sense actually.)

[erabu-san]

HELLO. I hear you like Cylou/Cynilou. GIMME YO HEADCANONS XD

But for real though what are some hcs you have for them? 👀 I'm on a them kick rn lol

Also I've never done an ask on Tumblr before so I hope I did it right sjdhsjsh

ZDAJZDAZD Don't worry anon you are doing it right !! I don't have a lot of HC, it more works on brainrot...

I already talked about how I imagine the first confession

Cyno doesn't miss any Nilou's spectacle. He always paid the ticket so he support financially the theatre (Nilou or Dehya give him free tickets tho)

At first, Nilou was a bit wary of Cyno, but after the Archon Quest, she understands him more and enjoy to discover new thing about him ! At the point sometime she thinks he is kind of cute

Dehya : so what do you think abt cyno Nilou : He- he is adorable. Dehya : BAHAHAHA THE GENERAL MAHAMATRA, ADORABLE ? This guy sure is cute but bahaha the way you said sound like you have a crush on him haha Nilou : *blush* Dehya : ... ohwaitwhat ???tell us more omg??????

In one of their hang-out date, Cyno starting to ramble about his special interest aka TCG... then he suddenly stopped, a bit embarassed "huh... maybe it doesn't interest you- we can talk about something else-" (usually he doesn't mind but he is concious abt what he say now when he is alone with nilou). But Nilou was listening to him, carefully, with a genuine and warm smile "please keep going ! I love seeing you being happy"

Before some repetition, Nilou would start to become nervous. Cyno would rassure her, by telling something like "Believe in you. You know you are capable, it is not the first time. Show us how much you love dancing. You can do it" (I JUST LOVE THEM SUPPORTING EACH OTHER !!!)

No one would expected the general mahamatra and the famous dancer dating. Except their close friend who witnessing a slow-burn love. When they finally make out, everyone is like "omg finally"

they r two adults but still damm embarassed to hold hand in public.

Cyno's love language is gift and act of service, Nilou's love language is word of affirmation and quality time (still unsure about this HC tho !)

[deadpool15]

Help me

Ok, this is bullshit. I've been sitting her watching my overly acrobatic girlfriend bend her body in ways that are quite questionable to the human eye. The way she is sitting there is doing it like it is nothing, and when I bend down my knees, buckle. It's quite embarrassing, my I add. I wonder what we are going to be eating later. Like, I love ramen and all, but shrimp pasta sounds really nice right now. It's Yumeri's turn to cook, I love how every time it's my turn, we mostly go out to eat or just cook one of my mammas homemade recipes I learned back in the day. I always pick one that takes literally 30 minutes. I mean what she doesn't know won't hurt her.

I was sitting on the floor with my eyes stuck in the mirror, yet I wasn't paying any attention to what my reflection was doing or even looking like. Nor was I focused on Yumeri anymore. I think she noticed when she suddenly started calling my name. I was so far gone in my own world that I wasn't concerned about her. "The point of us coming here was so you could hang out with me not, sit there playing games in your own mind, baby," I heard her speak up. I turn to my left and see her staring at me while sipping her milkshake. Damm, I forgot she had that. "I'm sorry, I was thinking about how amazing my circus terminator ass girlfriend is," I stated while finally getting up.

I had been sitting on the floor for so long I can feel my fucking pelvic bone touching the floor. I stretch out my elderly ass body, hearing some cracks. Shit sounds like an old, broke down car starting up. I finally finish my little stretch that wouldn't even qualify as a stretch, to be honest. I walk over to her while she is staring at me. Until I make my way to standing in front of her, having her look up at me. "I don't think I can ever get tired of this view, I smile at her, trying to figure out when I ever stand over her. "How many times have I stood over you for you to never get tired of this view, huh?" She looks at me before placing her milkshake down on the floor. "What do you mean I see this view all the time, you know when you are on top of me riding my -" I immediately bend down to cover her mouth, getting flustered.

Thankful that I am fucking black, because a girl would be red as fuck right now. She is always saying this dangerous ass shit in public. Yumeri moves my hand before grabbing my legs to have me sitting directly on her lap. "Baby we are literally the only people in this fucking practice room. Why are you getting so scared?" I search around the room completely, forgetting that we're the only people in the practice room. Forgetting all the tsubakill members decided to pack it up and leave for the night. "Still, you can just say stuff like that out loud." I say, trying to hide my face in her neck. "Why scared someone will know how I have you bending to my will, crying to the point where you don't know if you are begging me to stop or go faster?"

I start to whine in her ear, trying to get her to stop teasing me. "Yea, you usually sound just like that, too." I move from in the crook of her neck to look at her, causing her to stop and laugh at my reaction. "Fine, I'll stop. Get up, baby." I stare at her for a while. I kinda forgot I was sitting on her lap. I stand up with another cramp in my leg, causing Yumeri to notice and reach down and start to rub my leg and soothing the cramp. "Always gotta take care of you, don't I, baby?" I turned around to smile at her before thank her. Since she is a dancer, she is familiar with all my weird ass body aches and pains.

"Why did you want me to get up? Are we leaving now?" I ask her since we had been here for quite some time. She shakes her head, grabbing my cheeks, "No, I wanted to do what you had asked me on Saturday." Now I'm left perplexed, trying to figure out what exactly was it I asked on Saturday. It could've been something stupid. I ask her a lot of dumb shit when I get high. Like the time I asked her if I could go to Disneyland in California. It was like 7 at night, and I kept trying to get her to pack our bags with me.

"What did I ask you this time?" "To teach you some of my tricks, remember." I looked at her in disbelief, yea I definitely had to my high as fuck to ask her some shit like that. "Wait like sexual or ?" She smirked before letting go of my cheeks, looking me up and down. "I mean, we could do that too. But, no, you didn't ask me that. That dancer tricks, baby." I start to look towards the door. Hopefully, my phone will be my ring, or we can leave. "Baby come on you know I'm not a fucking ferret my body doesn't bend that way." She turned me back around before kissing me on the lips,"you can do it. I know you can, plus last night you were pretty bendly."

"Why do you have to make everything sexual?" I state trying to get her to stop embarrassing me. She stops before moving to show me her bending slightly to stretch more. I try to copy her before I take notice of the fact that she isn't next to me anymore. I look around, still bent over until I hear her behind me. "That's it, you're doing amazing, baby." I shake my head when I hear her. "I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be helping me not focus on my ass," I tell her. I should've expected this behavior from her. "I am focusing, hard to though when you ass just looks that good."

[itsmebytch001]

Maybe Aaron unintentionally runs into Diana’s boyfriend on the street or in a store either with or without Y/n? I wanna know how that would play out…

Love your work btw💙😇

(I Love Love Love this request! Keep them coming)

While you and Aaron were roaming the isles around the store in a hopeless mission to find the Rose tea you insisted on having in the house, Little Diva he thought to him self, he made a note to always keep an eye out of you, he always had you either holding his hand or grabbing distance, he knew that if you were to stray too far and the wrong type of person saw that they'd snatch you, a parents worst nightmare.

Aaron: "I don't understand what's so special about this tea that you drag me across the city just to get it"

Y/n: "I dunno, I just really like it"

Aaron: "Why do we gotta go all the way across Brooklyn to some shop Ive never heard of then?"

Y/n: "This is where Diana buys it, so I know it's here"

Aaron: "Oh" He sharply inhaled.

Y/n: "This is the isle" You pointed your finger to the finale isle.

While you and Aaron scanned the isle for the overly specific tea you so desperately wanted Aaron took his eyes off you and let go of your hand while you also searched, scanning each box and briefly reading the title only to dismiss it.

But once he found it, the rose Japanese tea in it's pink box he grabbed it calling out to you...

Aaron: "Baby I found it-" he turned around only to see you weren't there.

His eyes darted across the isle left to right, he had lost you, all his worst fears were coming true, you were gone and it was his fault as his mind raced, where did you go, did someone take you?

Aaron: "Y/n?! Y/n?!" he yelled out drawing the attention of other shoppers, he exited the isle and continued to call for you.

Aaron: "Y/N! Y/N! ANSWER ME!" He turned the corner to see to his relief you were there, talking to someone...

A man, a grown ass man he didn't know dressed down in a hoodie and sweats was crouched down talking too you sweetly.

Not my fucking daughter, he thought to himself.

He approached from behind you and grabbed your arm pulling you back towards him while leaning down to face you.

Aaron: "The hell are you doing? I told you never to speak to strangers!" He scolded beginning to drag you away.

Aaron: "What's wrong with you? Talking to a little girl huh?"

Phil: "Woah chill man, It's not like that, I'm Phil"

Oh...Phil, Diana's boyfriend.

Aaron: "Oh...okay, I still don't want you hanging around my daughter, I don't know you"

Phil: "Well I know her, me and the little lady were just catching up"

Little lady, who the fuck dose he think he is?

Aaron: "Well you can catch up her weekends"

Phil: "I guess, see you Saturday Sweetie" He waved at you from behind Aaron.

Oh Hell no

Aaron: "Getting way too familiar with my kid man, with all the nicknames"

Phil: "What? Why can't I have some 'familiarity' with her, I see her every weekend"

Aaron: "I.Don't.Know.You"

Phil: "Well she knows me, Don't you Y/n?"

...

Y/n: "Yeah..." You answered meekly.

Phil: "I like to think of myself like her weekend Daddy"

I am about to shoot this damm down in broad daylight

Phil grins at him, Aaron can't tell if he's trying to provoke him or if he is just this much bitch all the time.

Aaron: "Excuse me?"

Phil: "Someone's gotta be the man of house, you and Diana didn't work out she need's father figure"

...

Aaron: "I am her father?"

Phil: "No no, I mean like a real father figure, one who puts the kid in their place not just coddle them, or take back talk"

Aaron knows if he stays in this store any longer and talk to this man he's going to become a killer, he he deeply inhales grabs your hand tightly and drags you out the store.

Phil: "See you next week sweetie"

Aarons grip on your hands tightens and he pulls you out the store, and only lets go once you've turned the corner of the side walk, and once he lets go you rub your hand due to the redness.

Aaron: "I'm sorry about your hand baby, it's just that boy was testing me back there"

Y/n: "...Its okay"

Aaron: "Dammit, I forgot your tea"

Y/n: "is there any chance we could go back"

Aaron: "Hell no, I'd end up a killer back that guy...I'll find it online and order you some, kay?"

Y/n: "...okay" You huffed.

Aaron: "Come on now, It's just tea, how bout we get some ice cream?"

Y/n: "OH! YES please!"

Aaron: "Okay then, let's go what flavour you thinking?"

Y/n: "Pistachio!"

Aaron: "Pistachio huh? I think the flavours should have stopped at Mint chip but whatever"

Y/n: "You get vanilla, you can't judge me"

Aaron: "What's wrong with Vanilla?"

Y/n: "Only psychopath's eat vanilla ice cream, and you BITE it, like a mad man"

Aaron: "Hey Ive got strong teeth, you got your Mom's teeth so you can't bite it"

While you and Aaron sat on the bench together, he taking bites out of his while you had to lick it coming down your hands.

Aaron: "What do you call Phil?"

Y/n: "What do you mean?"

Aaron: "Like, do you call him Phil or by his last name?"

Y/n: "Usually I call him Phil sometimes he won't answer me unless I call him Daddy"

Aaron sharply inhales again, his hand tensing on the cone until it cracked.

Aaron: "Uh huh...Do you like calling him that?"

Y/n: "No, I don't really care though sometimes he buys me things if I do"

Aaron: "So that's where you keep gettin all those toys, do you know what he works as to afford you all that?"

Y/n: "I don't know, I don't think he has a job"

Aaron: "Uh huh...so he's a deadbeat?"

Y/n: "A bit yeah"

Aaron: "Is he nice to you?"

Y/n: "Most the time"

Aaron: "I think I'm gonna get you a phone, nothing fancy just a flip phone so you can call me, or Uncle Jeff if something goes wrong"

Y/n: "Really?! A phone?!"

Aaron: "Nothing fancy just a flip one"

Y/n: "Oh thank you" You hugged your father from the side gripping his torso.

Aaron: "And I'm gonna put all those social media blocks on it, no Instagram no face book none of that, no 8 year old need's all that, and I'm go through your messages, make sure your not being all sneaky"

Y/n: "Okay! Can I put sparkles on it?"

Aaron: "No, those things are expensive"

Y/n: "But you said nothing fancy? If it's cheap why can't I put gems on it?"

Aaron: "I-I...You ask too many questions Y/n"

Y/n: "You said it's good to ask questions"

Aaron: "Don't give me lip Y/n"

Y/n: "I'm not? I'm just-"

Aaron: "Shhh"

Y/n: "I-"

Aaron: "Shhht"

Y/n: "okay damm"

Aaron: "I heard that"

[the-fandom-queenxox]

So I made myself wait to watch the witchcraft smp finale till all the povs were out, which means I waited for Cleo to upload and also my college decided to allow offline/traditional classes to be back so it took me a bit longer to finally sit down and watch the povs. So here is some of my thoughts while watching the witchcraft smp finale episodes:

(Spoiler warning)

17/04

Lauren:

-Yeah Lauren you kinda did drop the whole competition just to vibe, but that's okay I still love you!

-Omg her wings look like thicc slices of bread!!And the colors of it are real pretty

-Yeah Joey!!! You were the worst best friend ever, screw you!

-Scott to the rescue!!!!

-YOOOO Joey's out first!!!!!

-CLEO NOO!!

-Hi supreme Lizzie

-Scott's the new supreme!!!

-Oh yeah they all do have her autograph in a way huh?

-Everyone reaction to finding out Cleo was an undead this whole time is really funny

-OH I KNEW THE DEMON WOULD BE BACK TOO!!!!

-Lauren just dipped lmao?!?!??

Eloise:

-The "Yep that's me, you are probably wondering how I got here." Bit to start the episode was good

-Training montage

-Damm Shellby's strong af, she really giving them a hard time

-Ohhh her artifact exploded on her because of the reset, alright that makes a bit more sense

-Oh she skipped the demon fight hmm

-Lol she became a witch content creator after the competitions?!

-Oli and Sausage got bailed out by El

-They made wcsmp's version of love or host lol

-Did she steal a award!?

-Someone get Scott I found his supreme crown

Joey:

-Oh that ice blast spell is cool(pun wasn't intended)

-Bro not the Stacy callback!!

-Cleo's time freeze ability <3

-Okay demon battle time

-Gods why was it that Joey give the "If we work together we can defeat the villian." Speech, it's not at all a thing his character would say

-Bro the demon's not even taking any damage lmao

-Scott's new to his supreme witch powers leave him alone

-Dude what home the mages won't accept you ba- oh that one right...

-I mean yeah screw those ice mages and all that but how is Joey's story gonna end now?

-You don't have any best friends le- oh yeah Tiff would be your best friend after all the demonic and botania stuff the both of you bonded over

-Where's Tiff?! Did mother earth take her back or smth?!

-No Joey she couldn't have gone through the elf portal, she has told you before that the portal works only one wa- aphgkgdj?!SURE JUST GO IN JOEY BYE WITCH!!!

18/04

Prismarina:

-Okay so at this point I'm pretty sure that there many chests in the area but not all of them have stuff in them and are there for decor

-Where did that blaze come from?!

-Lmao Cleo saying "Do we have a cool name?"

-Cleo and Scott are not giving Pris a chance to breath lol

-"I can't see it but I'll pretend I do"

-Bertha's curse got broken!!(see Bertha you didn't even have to bring back your dead sister and the demon she took down with her to break your curse you just had to wait)

-Is Bertha immortal?? Also do they not have a job outside of being the supreme witch competitions referee(???)

-Is Mertha's curse also broken now?

-Lol the demon fight crashed Pris' computer

-ARE BERTHA AND MERTHA ENGAGED NOW?!??!

-Is Pris a siren of some kind?

-Oh her dead sister is there, I'm going to assume that's her spirit coming for a visit or something

Shubble:

-Oooo we are finally meeting this "she" Shubble keeps mentioning

-My girl saw the weird dead deer skulls and said "Ew"

-*Big gasp* *choking noises* *literally dying* *it was nice knowing you*

-*In a nerd voice*Uhmm actually those look like shiny charizard wings thank you very much

-Her immediate respons to seeing Cleo was zap-teleport out of there

-Love how Tiff, Shubble and Pris are just watching Lauren and Joey "attacking" eachother

-Shubble leaving the scene when Scott shows up lol

-I love hduo, found sisters <3

-So is Tiff's first death not counted?

-"He is already dead let it go" SHELLBY?!!?!!!KAGLZHSK

-Why is it always these 2 in a fight to death

-Oh she just flew away?!!

-"Aren't you like dead though?" Shellby you need to stop!!kdhdhchbj

-Oh come on!! We are not meeting "her" aww man :(

Cupquake:

-Witch Tiff's grandma used to make nightsade berry pies. Good fact to know

-Oop the Bertha clone is back

-Oh her sneaking behind Cleo was so cool

-"Our leader!"

-"Yeah I want a piece of that. Equality!"

-The voices are back

-Oh, so she did went through the portal...huh

-This is just a random thought, but are we getting a fairies smp next? Cause I feel as though both witch!Tiff and witch!Joey 's stories are meant to continue in a way? Guess we'll have to wait and see

Cleo:

-Oh this is the longest episode, kinda nervous...

-The voices of all the Cleo's?! Excuse me?!??

-Gods, to get any of the end armor set pieces is so expensive

-Oh here is Pris making her amends, yeah I know this already I watched Pris' pov

-"I'M YOUR MAKER!" It's great to finally understand what she said at that time

-Yeah, I think "the coven" does sound cool and ominous

-Did Cleo just pledge herself to Scott? I-yo-I can't understand what their saying from everyone talking over eachother

-Damm has she not liked any part of being a time witch...

-All the skins!!

-And she's human again!

-"And they lived happily ever after." That's a poetic end to Cleo's story. Since she did introduce us to her character with "once/twice a upon a time" and had kind of a storybook structure from then on

19/04

Scott:

-He sounds so annoyed that he's only allowed to take 20 items with him lol

-I don't like how Scott said that he feels like he was going to "burst" and green particals started coming out of him...

-"Wow, you can't just say she's big!"

-"It encapsulates how weird and wonderful we are but it all still works together." Whatever you say new supreme!

-Frank and Agatha were in a 20 buck bet lol

-Agatha what other stuff is down in your secret lair??

-HES LOSING HIS POWERS TOO?!?!!

-Oh he is really going through with it!! Anything for his love ig

-HE DID IT!!!MILO IS BACK!!!!

-Oh he drowned to save Maxwell(I still don't know who that is. Their dog maybe)

-4 years?!

-Maxwell passed away a year later?!

-"Moonlight" "My little shadow" aww Milo is soo sweet, I love him already

-So he left the crown behind willingly. I mean I guess it make sense he just needed the power of the supreme witch to finally bring Milo back and since he lost all his powers he's not fit to have it anymore...

-Wait does this make Eloise the new supreme or do we need a new competition to be held pronto?!(in my opinion Shellby should be the new supreme cause she came in second place)

Bertha:

-So the supreme cursed Bertha and Mertha because she looked into the future and saw terrible things were to happen if anyone else were to become the supreme witch? Yeah that's fair ig :/

-Oh wow that was a quick forgivness lol

-Mertha did get the worst of it

-Her nap got interrupted that's so rude

-Time for the supreme games to begin!! But were skipping that probably cause I already watched it 8 times before this

-Oh quick run down of the events?! Sure...

-Oi!! That's so mean to Lauren she did her best!!

-That was an accident though!

-Oh when Joey asked to break the crown to have all of the being the supreme witch Bertha said "Me too?" Hehe

-Where is Mertha?!

-All "-ertha named" mobs lol

-I'm getting nervous, where is Mertha?!

-Why was she on top of a ice mountain?!

-Mertha's uncursed!!

-"666 hours later" sihdudynxtwhAT!?!

-WHY IS EVERYONE GOING THROUGH THAT DAMM PORTAL!??!!?

-Also why were you 2 spying on Joey and how did he not see the 2 of them, they're not hiding all that well

-They have a witch police?!

-Oh Mertha looks so sad waiting for Bertha...

-"Bertha will return" well yeah I sure hope she does!

And just like that it's over...how do I feel about it? Well...I think the smp had a strong start and a strong middle the ending though...is fine I guess...just wasn't my cup of tea, but I still liked the smp

[awesomecitys-blog]

One Piece Spoilers below

Something that’s really funny to me is that the Straw Hats are speed running being pirates, which I’ve talked about before, but it gets even funnier when look at it from the perspective of the World Government. Like, one day you get told that a random guy in a straw hat took down Buggy, Don Krieg, and Arlong, which gained the highest bounty in the East Blue, 30 million Berries. Which you think is crazy, but whatever, that just puts him on Smokers radar and nobody gets past Smoker, right? Wrong, cause according to Smoker, Dragon showed up and prevented Smoker from taking down straw hat guy. And for a while, that’s it. You don’t hear anymore about him or his crew, which you believe is because of the Grand Line being, well the Grand Line. Smoker calls you up one day and is like, hey, the Straw Hat Pirates, that what they’re called now, defeated Crocodile in Alabasta. To which you suddenly freak out, because know this Luffy kid is a threat, and you can’t have people finding out about his actions. So, the world thinks that Smoker took down Crocodile and that Luffy played a tiny part in that. In accordance, his bounty is now 100 million Berries. And then him and his crew vanish off the face of the earth, which you take to as a relief. Then Kuzan calls, informing you that the Straw Hats pulled up to Long Ring Long Land with Nico Robin in tow, he didn’t catch them, but that they’re most likely heading to Water 7. Great. Well, at least Lucci and co. are already at Water 7, so they just capture Robin, head to Enies Lobby, and… what? They did what? Scratch that, the Straw Hats broke into Enies Lobby, saved Robin, and escaped the Buster Call to boot. Increase the bounty, 300 million Berries! Poof, Luffy and crew are once again the wind, and you think they might ended up encountering Moria, so you send Kuma to warn him, as well as be there in case Moria washes up. Which he does, but so does Kuma, but at least it wasn’t public like Crocodiles. And besides, you have more pressing matters, what with the upcoming execution of one Portgas D. Ace and all the Supernovas arriving at Sabbody at the same time. Then that idiot punched a World Noble, because of course he did. So Kizaru rolls up, as does Sentomaru and some Pascifta, and the Straw Hats were totally defea… Kuma sent them away? Oh. Well, that’s basically a defeat, right? Huh? Luffy is were? Impel Down? Trying to free Ace, who’s apparently his brother? Ah, good ol’ Mellegan, I knew we could count on him to take down Luffy. Pardon me? Luffy escaped? With who? Crocodile, Mr. 1, Mr. 3, Ivonkva, Inzuma, Buggy, Jinbei, and a ton of prisoners? Gosh darn it all, I’m busy enough as it is! All right, let’s just focus on killing Ace and… GARP IT’S YOUR OWN DAMM FAMILY AGAIN! Fucking hell, Luffy just dropped out of the sky, caused so much trouble, and then vanished for two years, but at least he’s gone…he just showed up? Did we capture him? No?!?! What do you mean no?!?! Well, where the hell are they?!?! (Worth noting that Luffy’s bounty went from 300 to 400 million Berries during this time, and that Dragon was his father, which is probably why Luffy was saved by him all the way back in the East Blue.) At which point, the Straw Hats proceed to wreck havoc at Punk Hazard, according to Smoker, defeat Doflamingo, giving Luffy another bounty increase to 500 million Berries, pull another disappearing act, during which they give Big Mom a headache, which you decide warrants a bounty raise to 1.5 billion Berries, and then they hop their way into Wano, in which you have no power. But you do have spies, which inform you that they, along with their allies, dropped both Big Mom and Kaido. Because of course they did. So, you slap a bounty of 3 billion Berries on Luffys head, and the last you heard, he was gallivanting in Egghead, with Kizaru, Saturn, and a bunch of marines heading there to take down Vegapunk. Oh dear.

Like, Luffy and co. should not be where they are now, but they are and they’re pretty powerful as well.

[thequietmanno1]

Thelreads, MHA 270, Replies Part 1

1) “So, let`s sit and see what bullshit AfO is gonna pull to get out of his cell and save his plans, on Chapter 270: Inheritance.”- Oh, he didn’t need to leave the cell to have a say in how things were going….at least, not that piece of him…

2) “oh, you think he`s gonna do that Mic? Without torture first? Silly mic, that`s not how things work, and sure, you won`t stain your hand with this shit, but still, the suggestion is up…”- He wouldn’t really call them off anyway, because by his own account, he’s become so fanatically devoted to AFO that he honestly doesn’t care about himself anymore, only his master’s success. This apparent defeat had driven him almost to the point of utter despair, such that he’s not ruminating on the past and ‘what-ifs’ whilst trying to ignore the reality of his loss. 3) “oh

oh no

that machine is still on, isn`t it?

THAT MACHINE THAT WAS PART OF THE SYSTEM THAT WOULD WAKE SHIGARAKI UP IS STILL ON, ISN`T IT?

AND SHIGARAKI IS RIGHT NEXT TO IT

X-CROTCH, PLEASE REMOVE THE SHIGARAKI FROM HERE ASAP, GOT THAT?”- Still on, but with his body out of the tank, he wasn’t in the right position to be revived the ‘proper’ way…but the water on the floor was enough to conduct the electric discharge when X-less blew it up to be safe. 4) “huh, so you were the one that came up with the singularity theory? Interesting. Yeah, your quirk was to age slower or something like that, right? You would be there back when quirks started to be more widespread.”- And fittingly, his Quirk’s power was one that allowed him to live long enough to see that future calamity himself- heck, he’s technically responsible for partially creating it through Tomura. And of course, whilst his Quirk doesn’t cause true immortality, if it, like everything else loaded into the original AFO Quirk, has been passed into Tomura’s enhanced and younger body, specially modified to bear the strain of all that power at once…. Then Tomura will be a problem for a long, long time. 5) “Which is fairly ironic, considering that anyone looking out their window can see that quirks are getting stronger and stronger with each passing generation, and if that keeps up eventually shit will logically fly towards the center of the fan, but again, not surprising, people do tend to ignore the obvious problems of the world.”- It helps also that the increases in Quirk power levels are getting more and more visibly obvious with the newer generations, and Mic, as a teacher, has been witness to multiple different age groups of kids coming into their own  powers through his job, so he’s in a position to have seen the evidence first-hand. 6) “If they can duplicate it, and AfO can “re-inject” it back into the doc, would that mean he would have twice the additional lifespan? Could that be done infinitely, granting him a sort of eternal life? “- Or, you know….stick that Quirk into a fresher, healthier and less broken vessel than his ‘old’ self, and get a whole new extended lifespan on top of his original one. He was lucky enough to run into a life-extending quirk within his own natural lifespan, who’s to say a Quirk capable of true immortality wouldn’t appear in 10-30 years’ time? Or perhaps even a combination of the right Quirks? Say, if this Quirk extends the life you have, perhaps all you need is a Quirk that can rewind you a few decades or so to refresh your clock? 7) “Additional quirks can break a person, I remember that much, but that`s because they aren`t prepared for it, right? The doc would have the necessary resistance to his own quirk, he could withstand it, right?”- And he made damm sure Tomura could withstand as many additional Quirks as AFO’s ambitions would have him steal. 8) “Well, at least the fact that it was duplicated was confirmed, but interestingly enough, the doc got the copy, the original is with AfO, which, thinking about it, makes sense. He was the type to want to have the original of his quirks.”- Technically, the original was with AFO….and still is, in a manner of speaking, just not the one that’s currently locked up nice and secure in prison…

9) “Also, this sort of implies that Cloudy`s death wasn`t an accident at all, which, remembering how it happens, is already making me confused… Confused, and worried about what the truth holds.”- And now Mic knows, Aizawa can never know. Mic will have to take this secret to his grave with him, and probably the doctor as well, just to be certain. Aizawa already blamed himself enough for not being good enough to save Shirakumo when he believed it was just an accident – now knowing what actually became of his friend, can you imagine what it’d do to him if he learned that this was supposed to be hisfate instead, that he was deliberately targeted and Shirakumo took the bullet in his place by happenstance?

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10) “Oh, a giant monster, wonderful. Luckily this is a flashback, we were getting too saturated with the proto-nomus that were getting nowhere, it will be nice seeing a regular kaiju wrecking shit.”- Well, it wasn’t exactly a Bomu, but it does seem like Ujiko and AFO enhanced Garvey to a level of power and strength that he might not have easily gained on his own, otherwise it seems weird that a bunch of trained heroes with prior knowledge of his abilities would be taken down like this and leaving it up to an inexperienced trainee like Aizawa to save the day.

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11) “Alright, it was good that those people lived long and fulfilling lives because they are about to be obliterated so the union teamsters can take down this villain. Everything in a twenty-block radius is about to turn into dust, but we saved the day! hey!”-  Sure seems strange that the immediate heroes on the scene were a bunch of people whose Quirks Garvey was able to easily absorb to empower itself, yeah? I did wonder about this back with Tenko’s situation, but given how this fight turned out, I’d say it’s proof that AFO has some means of manipulating the hero dispatch calls to get the right person on the scene for his plans to proceed- or in Tenko’s case, make sure no hero is on the scene.

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12) “…

You know, I just realized some things… Big, seemingly non-aware of the damage it is causing, grey-ish coloration… This is a fucking trigger villain, isn’t it?”- Well, given how he has an established history and a prior criminal record, not to mention a name, I’d say he’s not ‘quite’ a trigger villain, but he is likely one of Ujiko’s first forays into monster experimentation with Criminal quirks. Not quite a trigger villain, nor even a Nomu or a Bomu, but basically a precursor to the kind of illegal and immoral science that would spawn all of them down the line

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13) “Oh boy, there’s no way that thing isn’t a trigger villain, if not a goddamn proto-nomu as well, somehow. I wouldn’t doubt it, everything is possible in here. Hell, knowing Furuhashi, I would be surprised if it wasn’t one of those two, as a way to connect everything…”- It does help explain how Aizawa’s friend got frankenstien’d together into his nigh-unrecognisable current form. Literally, not even his closest friend could tell it was him at first, he’s that changed- though given that the other heroes recognise Garvey on sight it seems more like he’s a villain who was amped up by Ujiko somehow as part of his early quirk experimentation, rather than working on the multi-quirk gene splicing stuff immediately. That said, his absorption quirk does technically allow him to wield multiple quirks at once, so it does function as a different branch of Ujiko’s twisted research to eventually manufacture multiple quirk holders on demand.

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14) “Alright, so it’s not an extra quirk, that’s what this monster here was suppose to be doing… but still, the size doesn’t seem like something natural, and for such firepower like this… To be able to stock that much energy, not even Fatgum, a pro hero, was able to pull something like this off.”- Ujiko probably enhanced his ability to store powers for greater amounts than he could before, if not amplify them when he was releasing them. That blast does seem to be bigger than what the heroes shot him with before, since I don’t think any of them were reckless enough to use that much firepower against him in a residential area

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15) “Oh yeah, it was that. And going by the amount of lumps on his back, even before the Union tried to shot him dead, we can assume that this guy is packing a lot of pain with him… Oh boy, I hope we at least recover their bodies afterwards.”-Assuming that he wasn’t attacked by a bunch  of different heroes who didn’t know what his quirk was before the Union attacked, It seems Ujiko has him loaded with a ton of powers for use against them before he unleashed him onto the streets, otherwise it would have been hard for him to ‘stock up’ so many powers at once if he was absorbing and firing them back immediately.

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16) “Goddammit this massive unit managed to somehow catch up to you like that, where’s Prince when we needed him, did he already got killed?”- Almost like it was specifically looking for somebody in particular… In fact, if you look closely, you can even see that Garvey seems to be looking down at Aizawa in particular here.

(Vigilantes ch 63)

17) “OH RIGHT, WE HAVE BIG NOM TO DEAL WITH. AIZAWA, I THINK IT’S TIME FOR A STARING CONTEST, DON’T YOU THINK?”- Hmmm- sure is odd that Garvey seems so focused on Aizawa, given how he’d just been mindlessly rampaging around beforehand, apparently without any purpose, isn’t it?

(Vigilantes ch 63)

18) “AIZAWA PLEASE, FOR PETE’S SAKE YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT HIM AND THIS WILL BE ALL OVER. YOU GIVE HIM A GOOD LOOK HE’LL BE OUT OF COMMISSION AND THOSE KIDS CAN RUN TO SAFETY, AND IF HE TRIES TO CHASE YOU THEN YOU JUST RUN AND DISTRACT HIM UNTIL ANOTHER HERO ARRIVES”- He probably would have tried to chase him, given that Aizawa was the real target all along.

(Vigilantes ch 63) 19) “Alright, okay, so, not a trigger villain apparently. Alright, color me impressed- So, next theory is that he grows as he absorbs energy. But he already was big when the Hero Union shot at him, so what gives? Did someone tried to take him down before that?”- Maybe, or Ujiko tinkered with him a little bit to make him more powerful before he sent him out on a rampage designed to catch Aizawa in its path.

(Vigilantes ch 64) 20) “Actually, scratch that, it was in this exact page. Look at that bullshit, there’s not a single hole in its body even though the explosions clearly showed it. Now just you wait until we start mentioning “regeneration quirks” once again…”- Well, I wouldn’t have put it past Ujiko to have tested out some prototype healing factors on Garvey for his plans to duplicate the Nomu’s Hyper Regeneration. (Vigilantes Ch 65) 21) “we cracked the code

that was no accident, Midnight planned this all along

how despicable, how heartless!”- Wrong person, but yep. No Accident. (MHA ch 254)

22) “Well, I mean, sure, but that doesn`t explain how you did that to his corpse. Also, this imply that you set-up his death so you could put your hands on his quirk, which, well, it`s bullshit. Plain and simple as that.”- Yep… if he was aiming for Shirakumo’s quirk that is. Turns out, we’re not the only ones who realised how powerful a sight-based nullification quirk is in a world of superpowers, and it makes sense AFO would go out of his way to remove Aizawa’s quirk as a potential threat to him, given his whole identity is built around accumulating powers for himself, and Aizawa can cut him off from that with just a glare. Arguably the only reason he didn’t make further attempts on him is that his and All Might’s fated showdown happened sometime after this, and with his own eyes crushed irrevocably, AFO could never use Aizawa’s quirk for himself.

(MHA ch 254)

23) “Okay, now he corrected himself and said he just found it, like a pearl lost in the middle of the mud. Alright, sure, but we want to know the specifics of it goddammit.”- He was aiming for the diamond right beside him, but the pearl that was Shirakumo’s quirk that he did manage to steal away unnoticed with was a good consolation prize… @thelreads​

[twpsyn-who]

I keep on seeing these edits of Steve Harrington with that song, idk it's name but is like 'I just meet my dad in 1985' or smth like that and now I lowkey want a fic where this dude's kid somehow time travels and actually meets his dad in 1985. At this point I don't even care about the ship, I just want some random kid to show up one day, look at Steve and be like 'Fuck. Dad???'

Just imagine the comedy. But also the drama if it's either Nancy's kid or if Eddie's their other father- cuz I think by 1985 Nancy and Steve broke up already??? And she's dating Jonathan??? Gold. And they didn't even got to interact with Eddie yet so everyone is gonna be like 'Eddie??? The Munson kid???'

[sweaterweather-247]

Hey, I love you work! I was wondering if you would maybe write a jake peralta x reader where they are really flirty and sweet to each other at work and he’s her “work husband” and she’s his “work wife”. And the whole team teases them about it bc they obviously like eachother but are too shy to actually say anything?

Thank you love <3

Being Jake Peralta’s work wife

You are Jakes work partner and you loved his jokes and his personality.

Everytime there’s a crime scene you two act like an old married couple

“After you milady.” Jake says. “Oh well don’t mind if I do good sir.” You respond in a British accent.

You enter the crime scene and its a robbery. You start taking notes and Jake is holding a vase that is very phallic.

“Huh I wonder why they didn’t take this penis looking thing.” Jake says. “Thats vase number 69 it was won at the boring auction for boring people.” You say.

Jake laughs so hard he drops the vase just as Captain Holt walks in.

“SHE DID IT! HE DID IT!” Both of you say in unison.

You and Jake have a competition to see who can come up with the worst and cringiest pick up lines.

You’re currently winning but Jake won’t let you win.

Jake gets your attention by throwing a pen at you and you look up at him and he has the biggest dorky grin on his face.

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?” Jake says. You cringe and he laughs. “ANOTHER ONE FOR JAKE.” He says.

“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!” You say. Jake looks disgusted.

Gina adds 1 point each to your score board and you go for lunch. Charles rolls over to Jakes desk with a smile on his face.

“No Charles I don’t like y/n and she’s just a friend.” Jake says. “Uh huh sure.” Charles says.

The entire squad teases you for being so close and so flirty with each other.

You both like each other but you’re both too shy to admit it.

Jake comes to join you for lunch and you’re more than happy to see him eat lunch with you despite his lunch not being for another half an hour.

You two flirt and make diehard references the entire break.

You two are constantly touching each other’s arm and shoulders.

Captain Holt enters the room and knows Jake isn’t supposed to be having lunch now.

“Peralta, get back to work and have your lunch at your required time.” Holt says.

“Come on Captain, I’ve been here for 5 minutes.” Jake says.

Rosa comes in for her lunch and smirks at you two. “Captain they’re clearly on a date.”

“What no! We’re friends.” You say.

Jake is forced to leave and Rosa sits next to you and makes fun of you.

You try to leave but Rosa glares at you and you stay while she mocks you.

The entire squad is like that.

It’s so hard to get any work done with Jake without a comment from the squad saying you two should get married.

You thought Holt would be the only person who wouldn’t be like that but you were wrong.

You and Jake were complimenting each other about how good you both were on the case when Holt comes over.

“Peralta stop flirting with Y/n.” Holt says. “Sir we weren’t flirting.” You say. “Thats not what I saw.” Holt says. “Keep this work wife and work husband appropriate please.”

Everyone gathers around you two and starts to make ship names up.

“Is it going to Jake L/n or Y/n Peralta?” Boyle asks.

You both decide to act like boyfriend and girlfriend to make everyone uncomfortable to make them stop.

The plan was to act as lovely dovey as possible and eventually they’ll stop right?

You loved this idea since you got to pretend to be Jakes girlfriend.

“There’s my work wife!” Jake yells as you exit the elevator. You grin ear to ear and respond. “There’s my favourite person in the entire world.”

Jake holds out his hand and you grab it and you two both skip like little kids on the playground to the locker room.

When you get there Jake doesn’t let go of your hand.

“What if someone comes in and catches onto our fake boyfriend girlfriend thing.” Jake says.

You two go back to your desks while holding hands, when it’s time to let go, Jake decides to be dramatic about it.

“No darling I can’t let go of your hand! It feels like I’m going to die if I let go of it!” Jake says.

“Don’t let go, I need to hold your hand until the day I die.” You say.

You both make fake crying noises as you let go of each other’s hands and you both sit down.

The entire day is filled with fake flirting with Jake.

You both can’t tell what’s real and what’s fake flirting.

Some of the compliments from you are actually genuine.

Jake gets up from his desk and walks over to you with his hand out.

“Oh darling it’s time for our lunch date.” Jake says and get up and kiss him on the cheek.

Jake blushes because he wasn’t expecting any kisses.

“Guys Y/n kissed Jake!!!!” Charles screams.

“Charles they’re faking it to make us uncomfortable and it’s sort of working.” Amy says.

“Not on everyone.” Charles says.

“Ugh you two are so annoying, stop it before I beat you both up.” Rosa says.

Jake decides to kiss your cheek and you go to kiss Jakes cheek and you two accidentally kiss on the lips.

Everyone gasps and you two are both left shocked.

You go and hide in the evidence locker and Jake hides in the bathroom.

You’re embarrassed that everyone saw you kiss Jake and you’re scared it’s gonna be awkward between you two now.

Jake comes into the evidence locker.

“Hey Y/n.” He says softly.

“About the kiss, it was an accident! I-“ you say but you’re cut off by Jakes lips pressing against yours.

You kiss back and you both pull away after a few seconds.

“I really like you Y/n.” Jake says.

“I really like you Jake.” You say

[moreofem]

I haven’t watched The Bear yet so I could be very wrong but Carmy seems like the type to like it when you talk back to him just a bit like it would grate his nerves but when you push he can push back until idk he ends up bending you over like “if you wanted me so bad you could have just said so” and I….I’m blaming you for making me thirst but goddamn I’m real excited to see the hype for real! 😌

OH YEAH

Naauurrr because I will inflict the Carmy thirst on everyone idgaf 🤪🤪

There's a lot of pushing and screaming until the breaking point in this show, and Carmy definitely participates in that looolll. And since he's the 1st chef and he gives out orders, he's always pushing to see how long someone will defy his authority. And you being a stubborn little shit, you just like riling him up

It all started in the morning, with you refusing to do the vegetable prep because you were too busy doing sauce prep. Carmy had already annoyed you beforehand, waking you up at 2 am because of his insomnia, so now you wanted to make him pay

"Ok then Chef, do a double prep!"

"Carmen you can clearly see that I can't do double prep right now!"

"Oh my god, just say Yes Chef, chef.?"

"Chef. I'm sorry, but I can't fucking double prep, Chef."

"Chef; stop giving me an attitude. We all have fucking work to do. Tina is doing a double prep too so I don't know why the fuck you can't do double prep!"

"Carmen just shut the fuck up and let me do my thing! Damm!"

Both of you go at it, all while cooking and prepping, until Sydney comes in to calm the whole situation down.

"I told y'all it wasn't a good idea to have an almost married couple in the kitchen, but of course, no one is gonna listen to good old Richie uh?"

You and your boyfriend groaned and said in unison: "fuck off Richie"

Later in the day, Carmen calls you in his office for a meeting, clearly annoyed with your antics. When you come in, you're greeted with the delicious sight of Carmy spread out on the chair, his fingers running across his thighs and through his hair.

"Babe. You know I'm busy, what's u-"

"Really, y/n, for the sake of all of us, stop trying to question everything I ask you to do. It completely breaks the dynamic of the day! You're here, giving me-"

"Oh fuck off Carmen! You knew damn well I couldn't double prep this morning! Those sauces take forever and I need to watch the temperature the whole time!Because the thing is, if I double prep, then I can't properly focus on the sauce, and if I dont then I ruin the sauce, and then, you're fucking rude to me cause *Oh my god chef, start over.*; like it wasn't the thing I was about to fucking do!"

Your voice pitched high, and your chest was heaving, and if he was being completely honest, Carmy's brain stopped working and he was thinking with his dick, which was straining against his jeans at the most inconvenient of times.

“Baby…”

“No no no Carmy, don’t baby me. You and your huge ego can go fuck each other because you don’t follow the rules of *no screaming* at me in the kitchen! You don’t! You just prance around cause you’re the owner of the place and you don’t have any consideration for anyone else than you and your dick and you seriously need to back off cause you’re embarr-“

He slowly got up, stalking you down and back you against the table.

“What else baby? Tell me more…”

You scoffed

“Oh you fucker. You’re getting one outta this huh? You dirty fuck! I’m trying to have a serious-

“More or so rambling, not very serious”

“A SERIOUS conversation with you, and you just wanna get your dick sucked!”

“Bae. Baby. Love of my life. I know that if I put my hands down your pants, you’d be fucking wet too. I know you get a ride outta this too, so don’t try me.”

His tattooed hand grabbed your neck, and a devilish grin formed on his face.

“Carmy… baby, we don’t have time for th-“

“Shhh, lemme make you feel good, ‘kay?”

You nodded sheepishly, biting your lip. He turned you around, so that your ass was against his hips.

“Fuck.. you drive me crazy Carmy…”

He kissed your neck, pulled your pants down, and took his dick out. He swiped the tip against your pussy, grinning when your juices were already glistening.

“Huh. You’re so wet, just like I thought. If you wanted me so bad you could’ve just said so… now try to be quiet baby cause I’m about to rock your shit…”

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EHEHEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH😈😈😈

[randomquietkid]

"Surfboards and Sketchbooks" pt3

(This is the third and probably final part of my surfboards and sketchbooks series if you haven't read the first two parts go read them they are on my page. I hope you like it. I was kinda at a loss for what to do in this part but I really like how it turned out. I would like to apologize in advance for what you are about to read, it was my first time writing a make out scene and it's probably really cringe but I knew if I tried 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 it would be worse but it felt right and I didn't wanna ignore it. Anyway hope you enjoy and as always don't be afraid to send in requests you can find the "rules" for requests on my pinned post on my page)

Trigger warnings: cursing, a make out scene towards the end and I apologize in advance to anyone who reads it. If I misse any please let me know :)

Enjoy <3

I looked at myself one more time in the mirror before I gave up and sat on my bed waiting for JJ to text me he was here. I can't believe I was going on a date with 𝗝𝗝 𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗸 just because I drew him on the beach and Ginny gave it to him, guess her pushing me payed off. 'Ding' my phone went off.

𝗝𝗝: I'm here!

When i was about to respond

𝗝𝗝: Walking up now

𝗠𝗲: Why don't you wait in the car?

𝗝𝗝: Cause I will be a gentleman on our first date malady ;)

I laughed a little at how JJ wanted to make this night special by walking up to the door. As I hit the last step I could hear JJ and my dad talking. Oh shit. "So where you taking my daughter son" my dad asked JJ "Well it wouldn't be a surprise if I told you would it sir" oh god JJ your gonna make my dad go mad. "Well 𝘀𝗼𝗻 you better not have planned anything that involves taking clo-" "alright dad lay off" I finally interrupted seeing JJ's red cheeks and my dad's tight fake smile. He nodded as my mom walked into the room "Michael give the kid a break your scaring him" she rolled her eyes at him "I can't believe my baby girls going on her first date, have fun sweetie" "thanks mom" I replied. Nicer than dad but did she have to point it out this was my first date. Finally we were out the door. "So I'm your first date huh?" I rolled my eyes "oh come on like you didn't already know that" he looked at me like I had three heads "what?" "no I never thought 𝘆𝗼𝘂 would be having your first date with me, or your first date at all" "please I was not popular back home, I stuck with the same friends since middle school and some from elementary. Let alone have a guy ask me out" he shrugged "guess it didn't seem that way to me" he said as he opened the door for me. "Wow such a gentleman" I said as I laughed "anything for m'lady". As he got into the drivers seat and got the car going I asked "where we going" "well I can't tell you. It's a surprise" I groaned "I hate surprises" "I think you'll like this one" he smiled like he was proud of himself. The car ride was filled with laughs and nonsense conversations.

Finally we arrived at the beach. "You're taking me to the beach" "just wait a little princess" he grabbed my hand and started walking me over to a blanket on the ground with food. "I'm taking you to where we first met" "damm who knew JJ maybank could be such a simp" I laughed as I admired what he put together. "Only for you. Come sit" he patted next to him. I sat down next to him " I wanna get to know you better. I know first dates are usually eating or a movie but I want to get to know 𝘆𝗼𝘂"" well then ask away good sir" he laughed "alright umm do you have any siblings"" no""what's your favorite show"."stranger things"."favorite movie" "jaws" " really? " he looks at me surprised " out of all of the movies in the world you choose to watch people getting eaten by a shark"" yep wanna know why"."hell yeah"" when i was 6 my dad made me have a jaws marathon with him and it scared the living shit out of me I had nightmares for year's and my mom was pissed at him for a while but after a little bit I had a shark dream and I told my mom about it and was like 'the shark opened his mouth wide open and there was treasure' it scared the shit out of her she thought it was another nightmare but after that night for some reason I wasn't scared of them and I would look forward to shark week and I loved sharks" I finished explaining and JJ was laughing so hard and that made me laugh. " that's a great story. And a great explanation to why it's your favorite movie, no more doubting you anymore" he laughed again." I told you". JJ stopped laughing and looked me in the eyes." can I kiss you" he asked. HOLY SHIT. oh ma gawd. I nodded yes because I didn't think I could talk without making a fool of myself. And within seconds his lips were on mine. He slipped his tongue between my lips and into my mouth and moved my legs so now I was straddling him. He groaned against my lips, as we both came up for breath. Breathing heavy and staring at each other with lust in our eyes. "So pretty" he said right before he kissed me again and in no time he was on my neck kissing, sucking and licking. I moanded at how this fet. "God JJ"

He stopped after a little while because he wanted to save his finishing act for the second date. As we drove home in a comfortable silence he put his hand on my thigh which gave me butterflies. As we hopped out the car and he walked me to my door I said "I had fun tonight. It was a great first date" "well good, can't wait for the second one princess" I laughed and looked into him eyes waiting for him to give me some signal so I could kiss him or for him to kiss me. I think he caught on to that because next he said "if you want me to kiss you just ask" he laughed a little at how shy I was being after we just had a make out session on the beach "well then, JJ can I kiss you" "anytime princess" and so I did and it felt just as good as it did the first time. When we came up for breath he said "I'll text you when our next date is" as he walked away he winked at me and I laughed and whisper yelled "or I'll see you at school" he laughed and nodded. I opened the door quietly making sure not to wake my parents and walked up the stairs smiling like an idiot I realized.

𝗝𝗝 𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗸 has stolen my heart