#WHAT'S NOT CLICKING

[dancing-lex]

Matsu have you ever met a homosexual

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Being contemptuous of pro wrestling because it's "fake".

Level 2: Acknowledging the artifice, but still having fun with it.

Level 3: Acknowledging the artifice except for one specific bit, like you freely grant the outcomes of the matches are scripted but act like you think Undertaker really did come back from the dead all those times.

[spngirlpolls]

sorry but i don't care if a character on the killing people with guns show would be a bad person if they were real. 1: it's not real. 2:they would all be bad people, they are serial killers. i can enjoy a character's narrative function in fictional storytelling. it's not a crime.

[cassierobinsons]

"why do you care so much about Emma slice girls" she was a supernatural creature raised in a warrior cult who struggled against the violent brainwashing she experienced and I am a cas girl. hope that helps.

[graveyarrdshift]

istg if i see ONE MORE PERSON CALL MARIA SKŁODOWSKA-CURIE FRENCH I'LL START RIOTING

[thetopichot]

draw fem Auron with muscles so she can fucking body slam me & PUNT ME PLEASE LORD 🙏 😫

[inthst]

Readers: Duna and Wookyung are assholes

Duna/WK simps: How do you know? Have you read the story? Where's your proof?

Readers: yes and here's the situations where they were horrible

Those simps: oh so you read the whole story despite hating it *insert snobby laughter*

Readers: of course we did. Did you just think we were badmouthing them without any proof or something?

[vellichorom]

i s2g i feel like the only normal hato fan NOT being a papa/isa shipper get out of hEEREEE isa was like 14 or younger when they met.........

anyway here's my essay thinking about their relationship in any other context & IT'S RIGHT

[folkloregirlfriend]

glad i have the false god enjoyer gene

[nevertheless-moving]

"Huh? Oh, ha, i didn't say it was good, I said I loved it - oh hey you watched, that's awe - wait, why are you mad, come back -"

[darling-sephiroth]

yes yes sefikura toxic but consider this... they should fuck

[edgepunk]

whatever!!! time to isolate and not talk to anyone

[coldasyou]

when people compare taylor to other shit tumblr hates like disney and booktok and marvel or whatever im like okay but like iron man didn't write our song

[jessaerys]

“universe where he grows up alongside mello his entire sexual awakening and formative puberty experiences are mortifyingly rewritten by years of getting bullied by what is essentially a mean but occasionally caring older brother figure” YESS exactlyyy. can u pwease tell us more give me headcanons 👁️👅👁️

i don't know what else to tell you it's a pretty self contained thought 

sometimes you're raised in a high-stress environment being brainwashed from childhood to believe the only thing that matters in life is being a fucked up little detective so to encourage you they pit you against a sexy hot sexy sexy hot sexy guy who hates you passionately because you're slightly better than him at this arbitrary academic thing but also not really because growing up in the same house bonds you as a family whether either of you like it or not which in turns adds a heaping dose of affection to the whole complicated one-sided rivalry thing that is mostly just annoying to you and you think is beneath you but really you probably only think that because you're winning at becoming an L replacement My Sweet Audrina style something that is normal to want and possible to achieve. and then you hit puberty and suddenly getting shoved into walls comes with an unbearable amount of sexual tension due to the aforementioned high-stress high-competition insulated environment because you don’t interact with literally any other peers with like different outlooks on life outside this YA dystopia-ass school so the combination of claustrophobic familial love and this manufactured personhood scarcity which leads to these insane life or death stakes that are definitely giving you lifelong complex ptsd while being hotboxed in raging teenage hormones permanently rewire your neural sexual pathways and now you only care to get off if he’s manhandling you a little and you’re going to make it mello’s problem. you become responsible forever for what you have psychosexually spawned or whatever saint-exupéry said in the little prince. what’s not clicking

[eliseliedl]

genuinely the fact that bg3 became extremely popular and yet people still don't care to play divinity original sin 2 is so sad. like dos2 totally deserves the love and hype bg3 gets i'm so serious. story-wise and gameplay-wise it's even better imo