#WHAT is their ship name

[is-this-even-relatable]

make it real make it real SOMEONE WRITE THIS—

Tucker: We're married.

Danny: What?

Tucker: If anyone asks you and I are married. We've been married for two years. Not platonic roommates. Understand?

Danny: I'm always down for marriage fraud, but can I ask why?

Tucker: *Sigh* We had a big company meeting today with every level employee at the event center the Wayne rent out. Tammy from accounts was assigned to my table-

Danny: Your mortal enemy.

Tucker: Exactly. So she started giving me grief in the middle of our team exercise project. The other four random employees are looking at me all wide eye and I'm getting tired so I say "Is it because I'm gay Tammy?" To shut her up. But at that time, Timothy Drake Wayne was walking behind me and heard me say it. He jumped in to ask what was going on, and I hate Tammy for being so annoying, but I am not about to accuse her of discrimination for no reason. So I said "Oh it was just a joke. Like on the internet." And then when Mr.Drake-Wayne face didn't relax, I blurted out."My husband thinks my jokes are dumb too"

Danny: Tucker....that's not good

Tucker: I know! I started panicking!

Danny: You ramble when you panic.

Tucker: I do, and I did. Before I realized it, I told Mr. Drake-Wayne, this whole made up childhood friends to lover romance between you and I. It was so good he told me to invite you to the office. So we're married. Please go along with it. If I can get Mr. Drake-Wayne's support I can rise in the company so fast.

Danny: Promotions are 50% networking. Alright, sure, what's the worst that can happen?

Five months later

Steph: What's the big emergency?

Tim sobbing:. I'm in love with the husband of one of my employees.

Steph: Tim....that's not good

[roguebeautyqueen]

my endless list of otps | (8/♾️)

kate bishop and yelena belova from the mcu

“stop making me like you.”

“i’m sorry i can’t help it.”

[lavender-rroses]

this is the vibe i think

[culbi]

stinkies

alt version and flat colors under the cut because why not

[schrodingersachillesheel]

"omg spideypool!" "aww spideytorch" "venom is literally a crazy ex gf"

"moonie"

[froznwater]

a lawyer and her fashion expert

[acertifiedwitch]

Dead Boy Detectives is all fun and games until you realize Charles and Edwin are going to outlive Crystal. She’s going to grow older, maybe settle down, face the hardships of life, age until she can’t remember her loved ones names and the boys will be forever 16 years old.

[versusvirtuous]

[dokkabaiii]

100% sure someone out there beat me to it but yea hello pjeg fans they have ruined me

Please Do Not Repost Without My Permission

[halogenes1s]

Please drag and drop these two into a room like in the sims

Bday present I drew for @tinyburninator !!!

[desaulniers-co]

The best dads in the dungeon

[pinkcrayon]

i drew these a couple months ago!!!

[tiredfoxtf]

Can you draw more Joel x Scar? It makes me very happy :3

Idk, I thought this would be the funniest thing in the world, but it's just kinda messy.

[renonv]

Pov: you are Francis stuck on a long carriage ride with your freak friends (good for them)

[i-am-church-the-cat]

Alex: Did you know that Logan and Oscar were dating but broke up when Oscar became Alpine’s reserve??

George: Yes

Alex: I need to get them back together

George: I don’t think-

Alex, already leaving: Sorry George I gotta go be a fairy godmother

*One Romcom later*

George: So how did it go?

Alex, still in shock: I slept with both of them

[passportclown]

"Pathetic." He says, while still making them dance for Wheeljack.