#WHAT THE HELLLLLL IS HAPPENING

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[220424] Peat's instagram update

[storm-of-feathers]

5 days

[sakuraspoke]

solidarity to my fellow "no drops found nearby" losers

[altruistic-meme]

what the fuck do you mean dazai and chuuya are 22 years old. they should be at the club.

[terriblygrimm]

i literally cannot believe what i just read

..failed to settle a legal dispute over whether state abortion bans OVERRIDE a federal law requiring hospitals to provide stabilizing treatment

what the everloving fuck is happening in this country rn

the supreme court, the highest ‘justice’ in america is legitimately trying and FAILING to figure out whether hospitals are required to give patients stabilizing treatment?????? they’re trying to figure the legitimacy of (i.e. find a loophole around) federal law??? are you joking???? it’s like a bunch of elementary school kids are being quizzed on a book (the constitution) they just read!!! what kind of jacked up backwards timeline are we living in right now???? this is honest to god my last straw

please, please vote.

it’s absolute pathetic baby steps, and unfortunately this is where we are right now as a human race (for some strange unfathomable fucking reason) but at least if you vote blue you’ll be able to live another day. doctors and hospitals won’t be outright hijacked by politics and you can go to the hospital without fear of literally dying in a place that’s supposed to save your life.

Biden administration tells doctors they must provide emergency abortions | AP News

The Biden administration told emergency room doctors they must perform emergency abortions when necessary to save a pregnant woman’s health, following last week’s Supreme Court ruling that failed to settle a legal dispute over whether state abortion bans override a federal law requiring hospitals to provide stabilizing treatment.

In a letter being sent Tuesday to doctor and hospital associations, Health and Human Services Secretary Xavier Becerra and Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services Director Chiquita Brooks-LaSure reminded hospitals of their legal duty to offer stabilizing treatment, which could include abortions. A copy of the letter was obtained by The Associated Press.

“No pregnant woman or her family should have to even begin to worry that she could be denied the treatment she needs to stabilize her emergency medical condition in the emergency room,” the letter said.

[wander-wren]

my sister has been telling me she doesn’t like animation, like as a medium. largely anime, but also just any animated show/movie i bring up? i asked why and Clearly the answer is that she thinks it’s cringe & for kids across the board, but what she said was “i don’t know, i don’t like…the kind of stories they tell”

i’m like girl. animation is a MEDIUM. and she was like “yeah i know, but i feel like the characters and stuff are all the same”

this from the one who reads contemp romance, a genre famous for being formulaic

[yandere--stuck]

Imagine: Familal Yandere Stanford AND Platonic Yandere Bill, who are both obsessed with Dipper and Mabel.

REAL AS HELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

---

“Isn't this great?” Grunkle Ford asked, taking a seat beside Dipper on the Living Human Flesh couch. 

Dipper ducked away from a six-fingered hand attempting to ruffle his hair. “That's certainly an adjective you could use to describe this situation.”

“WOW!” Bill shouted (as if he had any other means of emoting.) “A three and four-syllable word in a row! He really is a chip off the ol’ block, Sixer.”

Dipper could feel Grunkle Ford Stanford's eyes on him, practically beaming at the thought that he and his grand nephew were so alike, so much so that they could be considered father and son. Never mind that it was said by an interdimensional demon.

An interdimensional demon that also happened to be currently braiding his sister's hair as they sat in front of a fireplace in the ‘penthouse suite’ of the Fearamid.

One might even think it a sweet moment between an odd family. Two great uncles, one attempting connection with his nephew, the other lounging in a recliner and trying to pretend everything was normal. And his sister, being doted on by what was one of the most powerful beings in the universe, if not every universe. Mabel might have looked happy to anyone looking in from the outside, but Dipper knew his sister better than he knew himself. If she were truly happy, she'd be grinning ear-to-ear, gabbing a mile a minute, talking to Bill about all the hair styles they could try and how he should manifest himself some hair so she could braid him next.

But no, she simply sat in silence and let Bill work through her locks. She forced a smile and stared into the fireplace, flinching whenever Bill moved too fast.

It made Dipper sick.

And maybe, maybe all of this could have been passable if this were something Stanford had been forced to do in the heat of the moment. Something he'd regretted. And that's what he claimed.

But Dipper knew. He knew Stanford was lying. He was enjoying all of this too much for him to regret it. How stupid was Dipper to think that the biggest con artist in their family was Grunkle Stan when it was the guy grinning in his face, yucking it up in the face of destruction and tragedy just because he got to play house with Bill - his so-called mortal enemy.

He wanted to believe that this wasn't Ford's plan all along. Wanted to believe that his great uncle had been corrupted or mind controlled or tortured past the point of sanity. That this wasn't what he'd set out to do from the beginning. But Dipper didn't know what to believe anymore. 

“WA-BAM!” Bill snapped a full-length mirror into existence, allowing Mabel to see what he'd done to her hair, “Whaddaya say, Shooting Star?”

A simple French braid, with little glittery stars woven into her hair. In any other case, Mabel would have been ecstatic. But now, Mabel simply looked up at the demon, an unsure grin forced onto her face.

“Thanks, Bill,” She managed, not able to look him in the eye.

“Ah, ah, ah,” Bill waggled a finger in her face. “Try again.”

Mabel's face sank momentarily and she locked eyes with Dipper. The look in her eyes… It was like she was trying to scream so many things at once through expression alone. It felt like forever, the twins trying to communicate to each other in silence, but it was probably less than a second. If seconds even existed anymore.

Then, Mabel looked up at Bill and put on her best smile. “Thank you, Grunkle Bill, I love it.”

‘Grunkle Bill.’ Ugh. Dipper couldn't help the disgusted grimace that made its way onto his face. He thought he'd hated the triangle when he was actively trying to kill them all, but that was so much worse.

“See that, Pinetree?” Cipher whipped around, floating above the boy. “Why can't you be more like your sister?”

“Oh, Bill,” Ford waved him off with a smile and roll of his eyes. No malice, no contempt, just exasperated fondness.

“I'm just sayin’! We're trying to do family bonding over here, but Pinetree and Fez are being a coupla sticks in the mud!”

“He and Stanley just need more time,” Ford replied, speaking as if either of them weren't there.

Dipper felt sick. Sick from anger, sick from betrayal, sick from utter disgust. Bill's actions were understandable from the perspective that he was a creature from a different dimension. A monster without any need to identify with human morality systems. But Ford was human. A human with family and people who loved him and trusted him and counted on him. A human whose world had been destroyed because of his allegiance to a monster. Because of his feelings for a monster. And he just expects them all to be okay with this? To smile and clap and nod along and pretend everything is okay?

Mabel spoke up, drawing Dipper from his thoughts. “Well, um, Grunkle Bill, if we're doing family bonding time… Would you wanna meet me and Dipper's parents?”

“Say, that's an idea,” Bill turned to Ford. “Whaddaya say, Fordsie?’

Dipper whipped his head back to face his great uncle. He bit his tongue, holding his breath. He felt himself screaming from behind his eyes, trying to will his uncle with his gaze, hoping his expression was enough to implore him to say yes, to be merciful, to at least give him and Mabel their parents back. 

“I…” Ford breathed. “No, I don't think so.”

“WHAT?” Dipper couldn't control his outburst, his shout loud and sudden enough to make his great uncle jump.

“Sixer, c'mon,” Stan spoke up.

“You said it yourself, Stanley, the only ones you count as family are the children.” Ford countered. 

“That was- I didn't mean it.”

“Still,” Ford crossed his arms. “I have no loyalty to them. This is for the best,” Then, the old man turned back to Dipper. “You'll understand one day.”

Dipper glared up at his uncle, baring his teeth so hard he would have sworn they would have broken. But then, a noise broke his concentration.

He turned to see his sister, her sweater pulled over her head as she rocked back and forth, sniffling and surely crying underneath. 

“AWW, now look what you did, Pinetree,” Bill chided, daring to pet at the bit of hair that peeked out of Mabel’s sweater. “You made your sister cry!”

“Me?” Dipper balked, incredulous. 

A six-fingered hand came down to Dipper's shoulder for a comforting squeeze - and the boy bristled with rage, wrenching himself away and off of the couch. Every inch of Dipper's body was over one with disgust, with anger, with hatred. Just looking at Stanford made him sick.

“I hate you,” Dipper spat, trying to fight the tears welling in his eyes. “You're a monster and you're not my uncle anymore.”

Just for a brief moment, Dipper felt satisfaction at the look of absolute hurt on Stanford's face. Then, he all but dove into his Grunkle Stan's hold, burying his face into his jacket. Stan held him protectively, one hand holding the back of his head and the other rubbing soothing circles into his back. And for a few moments, Dipper can pretend he and Mabel were back at the shack and he'd had a nightmare or something and needed reassurance from his uncle. Something he should have grown out of, something Stan would give him shit for later, but even still, Stan would have let him settle into the recliner and drift off to sleep to the sounds of Gravity Falls’ public access TV.

“Please, he didn't mean it,” Mabel's voice was barely above a whisper as she pleaded. “Don't be mad at him.”

“He's just scared,” Stan added, holding Dipper tight. “We all are.”

“There's no reason to be,” Ford insisted. “Dipper, please, look at me. You're my s- my, my nephew and I love you. None of this is meant to hurt you.”

He sure had a funny way of showing it.

He could hear Bill let out a frustrated groan. “Alright, I think this has gone on LONG ENOUGH.”

In a flash, Dipper was suddenly back on the flesh couch, cuddled up next to his not-so-great uncle Ford. He couldn't bear to look at him, simply staring ahead. At his sister. At the fire. At Cipher.

The triangle spoke. “Now, kid, I get this is a big change and all, but the only reason Gravity Falls and all your little friends have been left untouched is because of your uncle here. I think you should be a little more grateful. That is… Unless you don't want your friends to be safe?”

A sneer overtook Dipper's face. All of the anger boiling inside him threatened to burst out in the form of calling Bill every curse word he knew - and even the ones he didn't. 

But he knew better. Dipper gritted his teeth. “No, I do.”

“Then, I feel an apology is in order!”

“Sorry,” Dipper mumbled noncommittally. 

“Not to ME, Pinetree,” The demon laughed. “Though, I appreciate the thought!”

Dipper let out a shuddering sigh. Slowly, as though just looking in Ford's direction took great effort, he managed to meet his great uncle's eyes. And he had the gall to look condescending. As if Dipper were just a child throwing a tantrum.

He hated him. He hated him more than anything. He couldn't believe he ever believed in him, ever obsessed over his work, ever thought he was great, ever thought he was a hero, ever thought to leave behind his sister to follow someone like him.

“...I'm sorry, Great Uncle Ford,” Dipper spoke robotically. “I didn't mean what I said. I don't hate you. You're still my uncle.”

“ANNND?” Bill egged him on.

“And. I love you.”

Ford had the audacity to smile. To open his arms wide. To ask, “How about a hug?”

Dipper felt he had no choice. As he was wrapped into a hug by the man who'd betrayed his family, betrayed the world, betrayed the universe, Dipper let himself bury his face into Ford's turtleneck. At least he could hide his tears now.

For a second, it felt as if his hat had disappeared from his head. A four-fingered hand ruffled through his locks affectionately. Then, his hat was back in place.

Dipper fought not to be ill.

“Say, how about an ‘I love you’ for your Grunkle Bill, huh?”

…

“Not now? Eh, that's fine! We've got an eternity for you to come around!”

[saturnshifts]

Y'all I HAVE TO SHIFTTTTT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS REALITY MANNNNNNN WHAT THE HELLLLLL

[abandoned-quiche]

isn't it kind of messed up how berdly can get his arm fried. thats insane. i just remembered that. holy shit. that can HAPPEN and it's based on your choices. what the hell. it's not even a weirs route thing this is just a normal route scenario where your choices permanently alter berdly's life. what the hellllll

[dohynjae]

WHAT THE HELLLLLL

AHHHH OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERY I AM SO SO SO GRATEFUL FOR 200+ FOLLOWERS IT HAPPENED BEFORE I EVEN EXPECTED IT TO HAPPEN AND I HAVEN'T EVEN PREPARED THE EVENT YET BUT IM GONNA DO IT VERY SOON AND AGAIN THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR 200+ FOLLOWERS I LOVE YOU ALL <33

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[moonbyulsstuff]

Hello.

May I request Eli Jang x FEM! Reader angst. Pure angst

Misery.

Female Reader

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YOOOOO THIS IS LONG AS HELLLLLL!!! I got carried away while writing.

Everything was perfect.

It truly was, [Name] and Eli.

They were happy, truly happy. They go to the same school, they are in love with each other and are dating.

Even if Eli Jang had a daughter, [Name] accepted and treated Yenna like her own even if they were still in high school. She loved his daughter and his family.

But there was something always nagging in the back of her mind.

Her parents.

They were strict, harsh when it comes to her schedules. Monitoring her every move and controlling every aspect of her life, her parents doesn't know she's dating Eli, her classmates doesn't know. Only her close friends know.

They'll never approved of her dating Eli, she was in the Fashion Dept. to become a fashion designer like her mother and Eli? He's a high school father, who doesn't have a family and is a runaway living with other people who have no families too. Even if they live well, her parents won't approve of such background.

[Name] was scared, she was careful. She has to be careful of making sure her parents don't found out, she had heard of the story between Eli and Heather and Hostel as a whole from Sally. She vowed herself for their story to not end up like theirs, she promised herself. She doesn't want to put Eli in another misery.

She was careful of making sure her parents didn't found out that she was skipping after classes or that her trip to the library was a lie, [Name] didn't want to pull away from Eli and possibly be transferred to another school.

Eli was only her comfort zone, her safe place. She never had time to do anything, things she wanted was always rejected unless it advanced her studies, and she wanted to be selfish just this once.

She wants to stay by his side till they grow old.

"Eli." The black haired hummed and looked at her. "What is it?" He replied sitting beside her, they were at the rooftop of the building, looking at the night stars together while everyone was inside, watching a movie together. She leaned her head against his shoulder. "Do... do you think we'll stay like this forever?" [Name] asked as Eli placed his hand on top of hers, his eyes glazing over her. "Why do you ask?" Eli asked before looking back at the twinkling stars.

"I-It... It's just that I'm afraid of my parents... what if they found out and force us to breakup?"

Eli was quiet, glazing his thumb over her knuckles. "Maybe it's time to tell them?" He said as she looked at him. "What?" She let out in surprise, he looked down at her. "You should tell them about us... I'm scared... what if happened to Heather and me.. will also happen to us?" Eli said, [Name] could hear the tone of fear in his voice, he was afraid.

Afraid that [Name] slip away from him like how Heather did.

[Name] frowned. "... it.. is it a good idea?" She asked. "I don't know... but maybe it's better than letting them found out.." [Name] nodded at his words, he was right. Maybe if she tells them, they won't be as pissed..? SHATTER!! [Name] flinched when the glass of vase was broken by her mother, the angry look her parents had made her shiver in her stand. She never found them as angry like this before. "What?!" Her mother came to her and gripped her shoulders heavily. "What do you mean you are dating?! Especially some boy who is an orphan?! No less who's a father?!" Her mother harshly yelled, tears prickled in [Name] eyes.

"Is that why you also had been skipping your after classes?!" Her father yelled angry as he slammed his hand down on the counter. She was quivering in fear, she was afraid. She didn't know what to do or what to say to lessen their anger.

"YOU'RE SKIPPING YOUR AFTER CLASSES JUST TO SEE SOME BOY?! AN ORPHAN BOY WHO HAS A CHILD?!?!" "NOT TO MENTION HE'S LIVING WITH OTHER ORPHANS AND MAKING MADE BELIEVE FAMILY?!?!" "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?! YOU THINK A BOY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR FUTURE?!" "N-No... it's jus-" Her father slammed his fist against the kitchen counter. "WE HAVE GIVEN EVERYTHING TO YOU [NAME]!! AND YOU ARE WILLING TO THROW EVERYTHING FOR A MERE BOY?!" His voice boomed through the penthouse causing [Name] to flinched.

Her mother sighed and leaned away from her. "I can't believe you [Name]! To think you'd date a mere lowly orphan!!" She said as [Name] clenched her hands. "He's not! He's not some lowly orphan! He's a great guy! He's kind and caring! Even if he's an orphan and has a child, he's a great father to his daughter and is studying to be make a better future for her!!" Her parents sighed, her mother kissed her teeth. "I can't believe you [Name], clearly that boy has poisoned your mind." She said as [Name] flinched at her words. "What? Eli is not poisoning my mind! I have done everything on my own accord!" She said as her father shook his head in disappointment at her.

"You're not seeing that boy anymore." "U-Uh..? what..?" [Name] eyes widened at her father's words. "You are not seeing that boy anymore." He stated as [Name] shook her head furiously. "NO!" SLAP!! [Name] looked at her mother who had just slapped her. "Go back to your room or else." ---

After that, it went downhill. [Name] was now homeschooled. She wasn't allowed to go out of the penthouse without the bodyguard her parents had hired just to monitor her moves.

Her phone was taken away making her unable to contact Eli, it broke her heart. She so desperately wants to text or call Eli, just to see him or hear his voice. It broke her heart to know everything went wrong. "[Name]?" She looked behind and saw Sally, she was out buying stationary items along with the bodyguard. "Sally?" She let out as Sally approached her but was stopped by her bodyguard. [Name] looked at her bodyguard. "I-It's fine! She's a frie-" "Your parents instructed to not let anymore near you or talk to, even if they were friends from your school." Her and Sally's eyes widened at what he said. "B-Bu-" She wanted to protest but got dragged away, she looked back and saw Sally confused and hurt face.

She mouthed "sorry" to her before turning to look away.

"What?" "You're going to study abroad, miles and sea away from that boy." [Name] eyes widened at the news, she was going to be transfer school overseas. What was going to between her and Eli? How was she going to tell him? Will he think she abandoned them? .... maybe... maybe this was for the best.

Maybe, it's best to let him think she abandoned him. Than to let him know that her parents disapproved of him and that was the cause of her being homeschooled.

She'll worry he'll blame himself and Eli has already enough of that.

---

"So... you're Eli?" "Yes." Eli...

Eli was kneeling in front of [Name] parents, he heard that they were planning on sending her to school overseas and also because he hasn't heard of him.

He can feel the cold and disapproving stares from both parents, he then felt a sharp grin on his chin forcing him to look up and seeing [Name] mother angry face.

"So you're the boy that caused [Name] to skip her after classes and lie to us. You... you turned her like one of you..."

She sneered. "How dare you poison our daughter's mind." She raised her hands and began to slap him across his face, her husband watching by the side with a cold stare as Eli let it happen.

SLAP!!

"You delinquent."

SLAP!! "You don't deserve [Name]."

SLAP!! "How dare you make my baby girl disobey me and her father?" SLAP!!

"I know.." The mother stopped and stared at him, his face red from all the slaps. "I know... you don't approve... of us... but... I truly love her." "You.." [Name] mother bit her lip hearing Eli's words. "I love her more than anything, I'll do anything for her..." Eli said causing [Name] to get even more irritated. "You...!!" She raised her hand and was about to slap him but stopped when she heard her daughter's voice called out to Eli. "Eli..?" They looked and saw [Name] standing by the kitchen, clearly had just gotten out of her room. Her eyes widened seeing Eli on the round kneeling with red cheeks, she realized on what happened. "M-Mom..? Wha- What are you doing to Eli?" She said as her mother only smiled. "I'm, simply reminding him of his place." She said as [Name] eyes widened even more. "What..?" "You see... this boy needs to be reminded that, he's a pest. How can he make sure you are safe and happy? By what? Taking care of his daughter when you are still high school? This boy is nothing but a delinquent [Name], he's a bad influence on you." She raised her hand once more to slap Eli but stopped when [Name] held her arm. "Mom, please. Don't, Eli did nothing wrong. Mom, please..." [Name] pleaded, Eli eyes widened, surprised to see [Name] in tears, begging and pleading for her mom to stop an let them see once more.

But her mother only stared at her with cold eyes as her father looked away. "Chan... locked her in her room.." The bodyguard bowed as [Name] eyes widened as she begged and her parents to let them see each other and to not hurt Eli as she was dragged to her bedroom by the bodyguard.

The door slam shut as the three were left standing in the living room, her mothers stared cold at Eli. "See? Look at what you've done, you made my daughter cry and beg like some sort of dog because of you.." She sneered.

"Don't you know people like you only cause misery to others? She's better off with a guy who doesn't have a background like yours." The words swirled inside his minds, he knew, he already knew that. He heard those same words before, he does nothing but cause misery to others.

Maybe... maybe... there right...

He's done nothing but cause misery to other people.

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 630

Agatha: “Just do it!”

Y/N: “I’m NERVOUS”

Agatha: “It’s fine! Just. Do. IT.”

Wanda: “What’s happening?? It’s midnight.”

Wanda, seeing the damage: “You hypocrite”

Agatha: “I promise it’s not what it looks like!”

Wanda, looking at the hair trimmings on the floor and up to Agatha’s new, slightly uneven bangs: “I think it’s exactly what it looks like. And after you MOCKED me for almost cutting my own bangs when my sanity was crumbling in Westview?!…I don’t even know what to say”

Agatha: “I’m sorry!”

Wanda: “Don’t try and beg for forgiveness when your actions have already done all the talking necessary”

Y/N: “It’s HAIR! It’s gonna grow back.” *packing up their shit* “I swear - are we back in a sitcom in Westview?!” *slams the door* “Salem in HELLLLLL”

[gotyouanyway]

ngl guys i didn't like that one i'm gonna be so mean about it for a min

it started off really strong like up until ruby lost her mom/kate ran away i was loving it bc it was genuinely completely terrifying and seemed like it was going somewhere

but after that?? it just started dragging and nothing got explained at all in a way that was really unsatisfying like.. i get that the horror of it is ruby doesn't get to know why people are screaming and running away from the woman but WE don't even get to know that even when it's vitally important and even at the end. as far as we know from the end she's just Old Ruby? why is that making people fucking hate her and run away screaming?? i guess you could read it as symbolic (i.e. ruby herself driving people away by haunting herself with this past incident forever) but it just doesn't track especially when she then physically weaponizes it against someone she... straight up doesn't know that well who would have no reason to run from her like that. idk

and the entire political plot was just bizarrely timed tbh it felt like it belonged in a completely different episode. it was turn left 2. and on its own it was fine, like it was properly dark and scary but what the hellllll did it have to do with anything in the end???? besides referencing the loop i guess?

idk it was just all over the place and left too many questions unanswered, which isn't a crime in and of itself, but listen. you can't set up a story as a mystery and then have it play out as a what-if. turn left worked because there were no questions to be answered, we knew from the start it was just "what if you made a different choice". but 73 yards asks like 3 huge core questions continuously throughout the episode (what happened to the doctor, who is the woman, why is everyone scared of her) and then answers 1 of them, barely, while going "yeah wouldn't all this be crazy". it just doesn't work

i think the symbolism works really well, but it would've worked better if i could focus on it and didn't spend the whole time going "but who is she!! what are those hand movements!! where is the doctor! how is this happening what are the rules!!" and waiting for the answer. ok bye

[distort-opia]

I never made this connection before but I just saw a tumblr post on it....joker was in Bruce's cave DURING THE BATCAT WEDDING???????????? what in the hell i feel like I need to reread those comics with this new context BC WHAT IN THE HELLLLLL

No no, Joker wasn't in Bruce's Cave during any kind of wedding... however, he was imprisoned in Bruce's Cave while Selina and Bruce were dating. He was there while Bruce proposed to her. Hell Joker is still there while Batcat was doing wedding planning. I still find it absolutely hilarious to imagine Bruce getting up at the crack of dawn and sneaking out of the bedroom to go feed Joker in the depths of his basement =)) Nothing symbolic about that, no sir.

Yeah... it's insane. Joker's POV on the whole thing is honestly crazy if you think about it. You've got amnesia, you have no idea who you used to be! And then Batman shows up, does something to bring your memories back and re-Jokerizes you as part of an ongoing investigation, and then... keeps you in a cell for months. Green Lantern and The Signal free you by mistake. You try to stop Bruce from destroying the Universe but fail 'cause he has no idea when to stop, and whatever the fuck Dark Nights: Death Metal is happens, in which The Batman Who Laughs works for a god called Perpetua who wants to eat your world sort of. You team up with Bruce to take down TBWL in a moment of glory, but the fucker leaves you behind to get caved in with the insane version of himself. Anyway, you survive, reeling, and then (because Bane and Bruce's father from an alternate world are plotting to ruin his life) you find out about the Batcat wedding and you go "WHAAAAT??"

Imagining how Joker's post on Reddit would go like "AITA for trying to break up the wedding of the guy who 1) technically killed me, 2) forced me to remember my life as a serial killer and kept me imprisoned for months, and 3) left me to fight off the evil version of him from an alternate universe alone??"

[endwersed]

Hiiii! I love your fic 'feels so good inside' SO much, loss of virginity fics are my <3 I was wondering if you have any recs of other virginity fics?? Thank you and again loved it<333

Thank you so much 💖 I am so glad you enjoyed what I wrote!

I absolutely do have some recommendations because loss of virginity fics are my straight up faves. Reminder to always read the warnings/tags; everything listed below is rated explicit (as hellllll) 🌶

Location Is Everything by LouLa, 8k

Stiles doesn't really care where it happens, so long as it happens.

Rapture, sweet rapture (won't you put your hands on me) by queerly_it_is, 8.5k

Somewhere in the stringy mesh of his overactive brain cells, Stiles is sure there must be memories of what it was like to not have a totally possessive creeper with a leather fixation for an adopted brother.

Shadows and Soda Cans by bloodwrites, 5k

What so many of Stiles' friends forget, is that while he's only human, he notices things they don't. They've got all these supernatural senses, they read fear and deception and arousal and dominance, but they don't look with their eyes. They rely too much on that other stuff, and don't see what's right in front of them. [The one where Stiles knows Derek creeps into his bedroom at night and decides to give him a show.]

Fascination by kalpurna, 3k

Stiles is sitting in English class when the thought first occurs to him. They’ve been talking about the ending of Jane Eyre, and Rochester’s fate, and the concept of disability as punishment, and his mind jumps to Derek ordering him to cut off his arm, and he wonders idly whether the arm would have grown back or, more likely, just healed over the stump immediately, and huh, he thinks with a sudden thrill, huh, there’s no way Derek Hale is circumcised.

Shelter by five_ht, 8k

After the rave, Stiles can't go home, and Derek doesn't want him to.

Professional Misconduct by Calico & Habernero, 8k

Stiles gets a massage. And then some. Alternatively: in which Stiles' mouth gets him into trouble, again and again.

[butmakeitgayblog]

BITCH (affectionate)

I haven’t been on here much since THE MOST RECENT interview dropped… so I’m sorry if this has already been spammed to you…

But *gasps and holds back tears*:..

ADC’s favorite terms of endearment being Honey, Baby, and My Love…

(I almost fell over. Those are my favorites too 😭 )

BUT imagine MBFW Clarke and Lexa just casually using these terms of endearment consistently even after they broke up. Pet names are commonly used within conversations with other friends, group chats, etc…

But HONEY, BABY, and MY LOVE are restricted for only Clarke and Lexa.

Im screaming inside. I love these fucking stupid idiots.

😂😂 no I haven't gotten this yet!

But yes! Entirely. Lexa always refers to Clarke as 'love' and 'my love' very freely, and she's never stopped for one day since she started. Through the breakup and the years of friendship, that's just what she calls her because that love is so profound between them that for her it's always been a thoughtless endearment of everything that Clarke means to her. She never called Costia that, she never called any of her flings that, and she sure as hellllll never called any of her other friends that. But she's always called Clarke that no matter what was happening or who was around...

Clarke is much more one to use other names tho. When they were dating it was always 'baby'. She would throw in others too. Honey and the occasional babe. Pretty girl or beautiful if she just wanted to see Lexa smile, and lover if she was particularly needy with feelings for the moment. That one always got a very handsy reaction out of Lexa. But baby is just something that strikes a chord with her in how she shows her affections.

But where Lexa never stopped calling Clarke love, Clarke did taper off calling her baby. Not because she didn't feel that kind of love anymore, but rather it felt too much like a claim that she didn't know if she entirely had anymore. Even just telling Lexa she loved her didn't feel as intimate as calling her baby, because that word came with so many memories of falling asleep in Lexa's arms and holding her close and whispers between kisses that began and ended every day. Hence where sweetcheeks and the like came from. She needed something to replace it, something that was still just for Lexa and entirely hers to use as freely as she wanted.

And if you notice, she never uses any of those terms with Finn 👀