#WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

[justatallstick]

WHAT THE FUCK EVER.

[slavicafire]

losing my mind. gamedev is a cesspool, we've known that, but somehow polish gamedev takes the fucking shit cake. many of you probably heard about it already but I need to rant all the same and I waited long enough just to be safe.

so there's this studio, they're looking to expand their team as they're committing to a bigger project now. lots of people are looking for work so everyone happily accepts the interview invites from the main dude from the company. on paper, all looks great: there's some confusion about the project and the money and the expectations, sure, but that's a given in this field. things are always confusing.

and then, halfway through whatever recruitment conversation you're having with the dude, no matter the position you're getting interviewed for, he hits you with the main point - all with crass emojis and shits and giggles:

the game is about a sauna. so the main expectation is for you to take part in sauna sessions with the team, and with him. hehe, nakey nakey, tits out, we're all friends here so you shouldn't be embarrassed! if you don't want dudes seeing your tits and junk, hehe, we can offer you to only go to the sauna with the ladies in the company - they'll take care of you, wink wink! but nude sauna sessions with "asses out, haha, like a nude sauna larp" are the main expectation.

and he sends you nude photos of models at the beach to "show you the beach that'll be the backdrop of some scenes". tits out, have at it. if you're a woman he starts making stupid ass innuendos. if you're a dude he tries to start some sort of camaraderie over the whole thing. he makes inappropriate jokes asking if maybe you have some lady friends working in game dev looking for work, too.

the dude is now frantically editing all the public linkedin posts he made about it. deleting the recruitment offers. he's so fucking surprised he was met with disgust and resistance and somehow no one wants to sign with him... what the everloving fuck.

[rose-aramashi]

OH MY GOD???????

[son1c]

HE'S SO CUTE

[gilbirda]

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE I LEARNED ABOUT ANOTHER US NEWS FROM TUMBLR

WHERE'S THE SUPERNATURAL MEME. IT WASNT EVEN FROM A SUPERNATURAL MEME

[arctiidaes]

i care so much for jacobi and maxwells relationship. they make me feel so genuinely insane. i think about jacobi going around with a maxwell sized hole in his heart for the rest of his life and i start biting people in public.

[bisexualfagdyke]

WHO ELSE . UHHH ,FUCKIN 😭😭

[itscuntingseason]

JACKSEPTICEYE AND MARKIPLIER UNFOLLOWED EACH OTHER??? ON THE SAME NIGHT BLONDE PHIL LESTER DEBUTED?????

[legend-had-it]

this is the most transgender moment of my media watching life

and its because of fucking one piece

[dudemarsh]

THIS IS INSAAAAAANE

[stab-of-hunger]

uuuh SO my top surgery is at 9am tomorrow? woah.

[sacredthethreadgvf]

[comfymoth]

THE FED WORKERS CAN TAKE THEIR HEADS OFF??????

[youmaycallmeyourhighness]

Oh okay so Vi's just not allowed to be happy with her family got it

[inqvisitor]

me and bellara watching solas’s regrets: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuuuuuuck

[topaz-mutiny]

Are you telling me...

LUDINUS DA'LETH

Co-conspired with Sorrowlord Zathuda

To romance someone

To get them to give birth under Ruidus' light

And that child who was born

IS FEARNE!?