#WHAT ARE yOU DOiNG AT gAY PRiDE ?!??!?!?!??⁉️⁉️⁉️
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jrueships · 2 years ago
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thought this was you for a second lmao, felt it'd be relevant to your interests ^^
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eLi A P p L E ??!?!?!???⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️
#WHAT ARE yOU DOiNG AT gAY PRiDE ?!??!?!?!??⁉️⁉️⁉️#the @s... why is he so messy#stupid fruit#fuckin fivehead telling THEM to go to therapy????#CLEARLY HES THE ONE WITH A LOT ON HIS MIND#im sick#actually i cant be sick because i did say that actually#that was my eli apple twitter roleplay account#i have a checkmark because elon recognized i also am evil and horrid#im trying to use my powers for good this time tho#im trying to... bring together what is breaking#a bond between men.. i shall Forge It#eli rlly said KISS EACH OTHER AND MAKE UP 🗣!!!!#gay ally eli apple#out of all the allies to be on our side..#THE LIKE LMAO#hes just sayin! what we're all thinkin!#theyre gonna hate him for speaking the truth like jesus#so cute how all the nfl n their fans and the world knows about diggs n allen losing their focus n havin a consensual workplace relationship#everyone except diggs/allen#they either think theyre being rlly sneaky and straight with their burning desires for each others bodies#(theyre not)#or are the only ones in the whole entire multi solar systems who dont realize they are Gay (theyre stupid)#I CANT BELIEVE HE TWEETED THAT...... I CANT BELIEVE IT'S A TWEET#he might support gay crime but not gay couple crime :(#THERAPY!!!! NOW 🗣‼️‼️#THANK U for showing me this i feel like a disney princess blessed by the gifts from a little bird#love when moots/anons show/link me stuff to look at like YES thank u!! this is so cool WE SHALL PONDER TOGETHER !!#ted asks#diggs/allen couples counseling arc... no... season 3 has really went downhill man.. 😔 they better fix this 😡🤬.
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zarpasuave · 5 months ago
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HAPPY HOMO MONTH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THE GAYS ⁉️
BE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AND A SUPER ACE HUG FROM THESE THREE OTTERS IN A TRENCH COAT!!!!!!!
🖤🩶🤍💜
HAPPY PRIDE
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floralcavern · 7 months ago
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Gay⁉️ (OC short story)
Dusty felt his head spinning like a top when the pain finally registered. He looked down and saw the hole, the blood, the bullet. 
He when he turned around, he saw the man who shot him. 
Foley. 
Dusty staggered and fell to his knees, clutching the wound. 
“What the fuck? What the fuck?” Dusty barked out, shaking but hiding all the fear behind aggression. “Foley, you fucking.. you.. you fuckin’.. You shot me!!” Dusty didn’t know why he said that. Obviously he shot him. Not like he didn’t know. He bent over to try and stop the blood. “Why? Why?! I thought we put that rivalry shit behind us!”
Foley dropped the gun and took a step closer to him. “You actually think I believed you when you said that? I’m not an idiot, Dusty!”
Dusty’s eyes flashed with rage and he would’ve attacked him if he could. “Dickhead!” he yells out. “I trusted you! I.. trusted… you…?” Dusty didn’t believe it himself that he said it outloud. Him trusting someone? Trusting Foley, of all people?
But he looked back up at him and he realized. He was hurt, emotionally and physically. He actually.. trusted Foley.
“I thought we put the rivalry aside.. I thought we both realized how.. pointless this all is..”
Foley’s face seemed surprised. “No way. You take way too much pride in your ‘empire’ to find it pointless.”
“Stupid, stupid, stupid! That’s what you are! What’s the point of conquering a land full of half dead souls who all are only here to also kill?! And for you, what’s the point of being the smartest man here when there’s literally no turn out for all your discoveries?!”
Foley’s eyes widened and he suddenly got really fidgety. “I, um.. I..”
“Tsk… for a guy who’s supposedly really smart… you’re a really big idiot.”
“Shut up.. I..” he looked down at Dusty, bleeding and in pain. “I couldn’t trust you. Or Violet. Or anyone! Trust no one! No matter what!”
Dusty grabbed his arm and pulled him down. “You think I don’t know that?! You and me both, that’s one thing we can agree on. I know neither of us know what either of us has been through.. but we know, better than anyone, how hard it is to have faith in someone.. But I.. I actually trusted you.. I wasn’t going to kill you.. not anymore..”
Foley sucked in a breath and suddenly seemed horrified. “Oh shit.. shit.. Dusty, I’m sorry.. I got.. so.. too wrapped up in my own head.. I..” He looked down at the wound and flinched. “No…”
Dusty groaned in pain slightly. “We were doing so good.. Violet’s going to be so disappointed..”
“You’re worried about Violet right now?! Worry about yourself!”
Dusty let out a croaky laugh. “Violet was the first person ever to treat me… kindly.. like I’m a human being.. I don’t wanna make her upset.. or sad..”
Foley paused and thought about that for a moment. And he realized Dusty was right. Violet did the same for him.. And he let her down by doing this to Dusty.. and he hurt Dusty…
He places his hands over to wound to help stop the bleeding. “Luckily I didn’t hit any major arteries. The main issue is the bleeding.”
He squeezes the wound slightly before stopping himself. “Ok.. Dusty.. let’s agree. This rivalry.. all of this ‘status’ we’ve built for ourselves here is stupid. No more trying to.. fight each other for it.. Let’s shake on it.”
Dusty let out a condescending laugh. “Seriously? I already figured this out for myself.”
“Please. To help.. ease my mind that you won’t betray me still..”
Dusty hesitated before shaking his hand with a grunt. “Fine.. Deal.”
Foley nodded. “Ok.. now cmon, Duststorm. Let’s get you to the base.” 
“Aw, you said your nickname for me but not condescendingly. Progress,” Dusty said sarcastically. 
Foley laughed, rolling his eyes. “Shut up.”
He wrapped an arm around Dusty’s shoulder to help him walk. 
As they walked, Dusty asked, “Hey, Foley. Are we.. friends now..”
Foley thought about the question for a moment before sighing reluctantly. “Ya.. I think so..”
Dusty looked down to hide his smile. “Cool,” he said, his voice cracking slightly. “I’ve never had a friend before..”
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but-a-humble-selfshipper · 7 months ago
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Actually L.L. in Dialtown real so let me ramble about them (I'll eventually give them a proper design [working on it but y'all know I hate drawing clothes] and introduction post but I just need to ramble now ok? ok.)
For starters the main people they'd have relationships with: Randy, Mingus and Hobo
Maybe Norm too but I didn't think of them both together much aside from the normie solidarity angle
They didn't actually replace their head but at the same time they kiiiinda did because after a while the tv they put on themselves kinda started merging with their flesh
This can be removed but it's not as easy as popping it out. Well, it is, but know. Yeowch.
L.L. also goes by a different name here because when meeting their first person (idk who that'd be) they didn't understand if they were asked "what are you" or "who are you" so they tried to say TV and Luly at the same time and just blurted out Tuvy and then were too embarassed to correct it.
Hobo logically realized pretty fast that they're not one of the creatures he made but he was like Eh Whatever bc who give a shit
L.L. is actually homeless here because they're piss fucking poor (like Norm, all their money is useless since it has a human headed president) so they either sleep with Hobo or with Randy
Now for some character specific things:
Randy:
I can't tell yet if they're dating. Maybe a little?
They most definitely fucked though
The only thing that differentiates L.L. from Gingi is that they can keep their thoughts to themselves. But they also want to eat this guy. Probably for way hornier reasons than Gingi does though.
They're still very protective of him tho trying to make him grow a spine but ALSO feel comfortable and capable of trust.
They also want to teach him how to fight but that's more of a pipe dream
Hobo:
They definitely have something going on of some sort. Probably not sexual bc i think that man doesn't care about the horizontal mambo but they're something gay.
They also have a sort of... Solidarity as beings who don't exist on a single universe because of the problems this cause that helps them bond.
By this I mean L.L. went to cry to his dumpster when they first realized holy shit Peter is here and he's alive (but I can't do anything about it because he won't recognize me, he doesn't know who I am.)
Hobo understood their despair all too well and did their best to try comfort them. Also offered them booze so they both got kinda drunk together and he taught them the pros of fucking ignoring stuff 👍
Aside from that incident though they're just low-key lovebirds. TV4TV love. He's very chill and L.L. really enjoys hanging out with him.
Also they're both doggies.
He's just rlly attractive.
They also like genuinely care about him and hate when he gets all self deprecating.
Oh yeah also they cook him actual food which he LOVES ❤️
Mingus:
Romantic + sexual they're so fucking .
Falling for them was DEVASTATING for Mingus like a huge blow to her pride like The Mayor™ falling for this random loser guy⁉️
Yes.
They're so cute together though sometimes when Mingus purrs L.L.'s head starts vibrating or vice versa
Also L.L. has experience being a scratching pole so that's no issue.
Mingus is both possessive and detached. You're mine but also go for a hike I am very busy right now do whatever you want idc.
Mingus is also Way nicer to L.L. than she is to anyone else. Her morality pet if you will. They're her favorite y'know.
And just like the previous two L.L. really worries for her and does try to help but she's stubborn. Probably could get somewhere post chapter 3 though.
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L.L. really likes Tango too
Def nothing more than platonic going on there though but they often see him when they are staying over with Mingus
First time they met L.L. was weird bc they're just weird but also bc they realized this was THE Everett Harry spoke about so it was a shocker but they were trying hard to be respectful
Another time they outright flirted with him bc they were experiencing POST nut psychosis and were still very loopy. He was very flattered AND flustered.
They're definitely restricted from dating though. Sad!
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linesandprecepts · 4 years ago
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