#WELL NO!

[halalgirlmeg]

Also thinking about Sammie going back to his Dad on Sunday morning and his Dad talking about how backwards Blues is and like life of sinning all that and Sammie specifically thinking of Pearline and Delta Slim. Like did they deserve to meet death (cause even without the vamps the klan were gonna kill everyone in the morning)? And they all share blues and if he gives up Blues he gives up what connects them...I need a minute 🤧🤧🤧

[yanderethorne]

me showing my parents käärijä during umk 2023: that’s pookie

them almost instantly: ur right that IS pookie.

[taiscloset]

need smth like this quick

[newbrees]

This is my day one mind you….

[toshio]

so if we don't have muscles we should just kill ourselves

😭 anon???

[lunar-years]

I don’t think Ted sees the players as his “sons” or his “family” but I also don’t think that diminishes their importance to him. The team saves him in some ways and they are also just…coworkers. And that’s okay!

[survivalove]

i can't tell what's worse: when multishippers tag both ships in their "critical" posts or when normies tag kataang in their..... anti kataang posts. because why did i just see three posts tagged with zutara in the kataang tag. why did i just see a post talking about they would probably ship z*tara if not z*kka, tagged kataang. it doesn't need to be "tumblr etiquette" i think you just need to have a brain not to do it because what audience are you trying to reach here? why announce when you're shitting all over our floor?

i truly don’t know what’s their issue or why they get so indignant about it. just delete reply, remove the tag and/or block like???

honestly most of the time i just block them instead of replying but then they go saying stuff like “out of respect for this ship, i’m not gonna tag xyz” so have some respect for other ships too??

idc if i have to be the big bad wolf for people to GET THE HINT. we don’t care. stop infesting the taggggggg

[kittiewales]

oh… oh no…

[hotteoki]

i love ur header sm pls can i eat it

[teaboot]

I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

[schrodingersbobbynash]

id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."

hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.

[shamebats]

Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

[thecrowfinder]

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

[tio-trile]

Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror

[emolgana]