#WELL NO!

[survivalove]

i can't tell what's worse: when multishippers tag both ships in their "critical" posts or when normies tag kataang in their..... anti kataang posts. because why did i just see three posts tagged with zutara in the kataang tag. why did i just see a post talking about they would probably ship z*tara if not z*kka, tagged kataang. it doesn't need to be "tumblr etiquette" i think you just need to have a brain not to do it because what audience are you trying to reach here? why announce when you're shitting all over our floor?

i truly don’t know what’s their issue or why they get so indignant about it. just delete reply, remove the tag and/or block like???

honestly most of the time i just block them instead of replying but then they go saying stuff like “out of respect for this ship, i’m not gonna tag xyz” so have some respect for other ships too??

idc if i have to be the big bad wolf for people to GET THE HINT. we don’t care. stop infesting the taggggggg

[sundove88]

Buck Cluck’s Negativian Attacks!

Considering that Disney was founded an entire century ago today… I thought I might as well drop something from my Project Link Up installment Disney Dream Linkage!

And that something is the Negativian form of Buck Cluck, which manifests itself as a bucket of fried chicken.

I got inspired by the Zetsuborg from Go Princess PreCure in general for the Negativians- as both are created when a victim’s dream is locked away.

And those limbs? Definitely taken from The Heartless; which will also be appearing in DDL.

Anyways, here’s how the whole thing went; as inspired by This scene:

Dr. Facilier: Show us what you want most in life!

(Cut to Buck Cluck having a heart shaped hole in his chest open)

Buck Cluck: I wanna be a better father to Chicken Little!

(Record scratch)

Leon (Dr. Facilier’s Linker): What?!

Others: What?!

Donald Duck: Whaaaaat?!

Buck Cluck: A better…

Dr. Facilier: Thanksgiving Dinner?

Buck Cluck: FATHER!!!

Leon: Ok, Ok! Very well… then transform your dream and never let it come true!

Both: Go, Negativian!

(Buck Cluck’s Dream is locked away)

Negativian: NEGATIVIAN!!!

Haley Graham (Sora’s Linker, @artisticangel): THAT’S Buck Cluck’s Negativian?!

Mike (Goofy’s Linker): I thought his dream was to be a better father!

[strawbbfluff]

You move into a new apartment and, maybe by a piece of junk mail or overhearing an elevator conversation, you discover your next-door neighbor has a foot tickling fetish. Do you ignore this fact or try to get your own feet in a ticklish predicament?

i feel like this is a super weird question to ask somebody you don’t know lol

[hotteoki]

i love ur header sm pls can i eat it

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[possessable]

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[podcastwizard]

you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try

[jammboe]

Pangaea miku

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[snakesinsocks2005]

Pin for survivors

[sadclowncentral]

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

[thattripleabattery]