#WE’RE SO BACK WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK

[neo--queen--serenity]

TMAGP 8: A Summary

[anachronistic-falsehood]

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

[pandora--braithwaite]

AN ASTERISK AGAINST YOUR NAAAAAAAME

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory will have to speak for his FNAF crimes

[jeyneofpoole]

bastard witch of indeterminate age: did you like my. potion. 😝

15 year old niecewife in my ear: ooooooh daemon you wanted to fuck your brother sooo bad but the closest thing you could get was me and you don’t even like who you made me be sucks to suck you fucking idiot

second wife who incinerated herself and our unborn child in front of me: i’m also here

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie is such an interesting kitten, compared to the other two.

baby Grim presented some challenges, because she loved to destroy property (mostly climbing various shelves and mantles and knocking everything she could to the floor), she was mildly aggressive toward Marmaduke the family cat (she felt that at the ripe age of 4 months, she deserved to be king), and she was fairly aloof for a kitten, more into running about than cuddling. in most ways, she was like a tiny mafia boss.

Pangur I instantly soul-bonded with, because she was so sickly and pathetic. and neurotic, too - everything was scary to her, people, places and animals. she’d explore the house and play, but there was always an ‘expecting an eagle to swoop down and grab her’ energy.

now Belphie! he’s a healthy active boy with zero fear, and zero aggression, but (fortunately or unfortunately) someone cranked his Play button to maximum and then broke off the handle. he is either fast asleep, and the cutest kitten on earth, or racing about and flailing and climbing and pouncing. which means that he can’t be let outside the kitten room unsupervised yet, because his baby willpower is only so strong, and he will eventually break and start jumping on Pangur and Grim. so in a way, he’s the healthiest happiest cat I’ve ever had, but he’s also the most complicated, because he still has to spend most of his time jailed in the kitten room.

[itsaluxeeee]

oh god I’m so gay

[moxielynx]

I miss destinyshipping so much oh my god

[kiaz1st]

This can only mean good things!

[pachimation]

a secret rendezvous in fontaine

[spooksier]

BIDEN DROPPED OUT

[bogdreamz]

MY LIFE IS AMAZING!

[operationslipperypuppet]

The fucking heartfelt Squeem addressing Gorgug while choosing to leap off the van… followed by a nat goddamn two… impeccable

[spooksicl-e]

he was a man of habits, narrow and concentrated habits, and i had become one of them… i was a whetstone for his mind. i stimulated him.

[death-by-sc0tland]

my live reaction to this episode

[shellxrls]

everybody moved on I STAYED HERE