#WE NEED MORE FREAKS

[septimusmoonlight]

hey so like.... how does one start making content like this, especially on an anti-nsfw site like tumblr? how do you minimize nuking? how do you tag your content and make sure only the right people find it? i have light experience writing smut and i think i could do something with it but im scared lol

it sounds stupid as hell, but you literally start with just posting. you gotta build up a backlog first. having a pinned post helps so that you can tag it with common post tags, but perhaps most important is a tag that denotes your original work so that people can sort through your catalogue specifically. what to tag and how specific to get is a matter of personal preference but one thing I like to do is to add notes about who wrote it or where the prompt was from to further delineate my own stuff from others' works (my writing, not mine, anon writing, asks, etc.)

you can attract attention by INTERACTING. this is very important. find blogs you enjoy with similar content to yours and reblog their shit to the blog you want attention on. either they will interact back, or people looking through the notes to find the blogs that reblog similar stuff will see your interaction and go to your blog as well. This is another place where tagging comes in handy - if you tag for specific kinks on that post, then people know they can seek out that specific stuff on your blog, which can be a huge point of appeal: not only does it mean you keep all your kink stuff organized, but it also indicates your interest for it in the first place.

no matter what you post or where you post it, there's always the possibility that the ""wrong people"" will find it. i've had more than a couple of comments on my stuff along the lines of something is wrong with you, you need help, you should be put in jail, etc (on the old nuked version, so I can't give you any specific examples, and also i usually deleted them) but the key is to remember that if they don't like it, then it's not your responsibility to make them like it. write for the audience you WANT, not the audience you're AFRAID OF.

minimize nuking by posting or reblogging minimal nsfw image items. images are more often against tumblr's TOS so they get flagged more often and more easily, and written erotica is TECHNICALLY within the boundaries (depending on the content, of course, but tagging and adding warnings to your blog should keep you mostly in the clear). make frequent backups. they can't kill all of us no matter how hard they try

[asspancakefreak]

About/Pinned

Welcome to an 20+ Indie RP side-blog for the beloved (or hated) TF2 freak, Ass Pancakes. At least my interpretation. People below 18 please DNI.

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First off, lets start with some warnings.

This blog will be NSFW for a variety of reasons. Including but not limited to, dumbofassery, blood, gore, violence, possible cannibalism (though Pancakes ain't into that), excessive consumption of BONK, some drugs, mental/emotional episodes, with more or less sexual themes. Not all will be a constant theme though to be safe rather not have minors interacting for my peace of mind.

Rules n' Such

I will not talk about politics or IRL events IC or OOC. I am here for fun and to take a break from reality. If you want that on your blog at least tag it, please.

I will not be able to follow everyone back and if I do the main is to my RED scout OC @bruisedknuckledbuckshot. Even if I do not follow back from my main it does not mean that I am not some level of interested.

Shipping is not the main concern of this blog. I do not exactly plan to tie Pancakes down to anyone unless it really clicks. Do not take it personal if he fools around with someone else, it's not cheating if he never planned on it being serious. And will voice it as such.

There will be some level of fair fights. Ass Pancakes is canonly pretty fast and resilient but not immortal or completely impossible to hurt. Just may be a bit harder to accomplish even if he is more 'beefed' out than regular mercenaries. BUT WONT ONE SHOT WITHOUT WARNING. Do not act surprise if he hurts your character after I give a fair warning, especially if he is threatened.

Other Info

Mun is 30 female and have been RPing for about 13-15 years now with some on and off health issues. Been in and out of the fandom at least since 2010.

I can attempt RP semi lengthy replies to very short crack RPs. Though if you give me only one word reply after i write several sentences then I will not bother. Not fair to either one of us otherwise.

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[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

[shushmal]

Steve taking Dustin to see his favorite metal band in concert. They manage to get spots right up on the barrier, and the lead singer of Corroded Coffin keeps getting distracted by Steve’s pretty face. Dustin has a vice grip on Steve’s arm, screaming and excited that Eddie fucking Munson keeps standing right in front of them. Steve barely notices what will be a bruise tomorrow from Dustin’s fingers, because the guy keeps singing right at Steve, looking right into his eyes.

When the set ends, but before one of the stage managers hunts them down to bring them back stage—Steve turns to Dustin, puts his hands on his shoulders, and says, “I’m going to marry your favorite rockstar.”

Dustin, mirroring Steve and clapping his hands onto Steve’s shoulders, replies with equal gravity, “I will literally make sure gay marriage becomes legal, just so you can marry Eddie Munson in every way possible.”

[goldcleaver]

what in the Yearning is this

[flustered-art]

CONCLAVE 2024

I know it isn’t the same but since we don’t have the vape gifs yet I thought maybe this could hold you guys over 🚬

[wolfwarrior142]

Aaravos with his first child: *loves her so deeply, profoundly devastated for a century after she's unfairly killed, causes chaos for centuries after*

Aaravos with his second child: Fuck this little freak lol

[potatobugz]

some more look outsides. weird and off putting yuri #lovewins

and an arsonist

[quillpokebiology]

Thinking about that one Blaziken on that cooking show who refused to eat food shaped like Torchic

[samijey]

they are ✨unhinged✨

[bottombaron]

oh ok so its the usual no-homo bullshit you always hear, good to know.

[celestialrealms]

simeon...😳👉👈

[1doesnotsimplyhavejust1fandam]

One of my favorite aspects of the Buddie relationship is that they are both so okay with clinginess. Obviously Buck tends to be the one who is the clingier of the two, but neither of them have any reservations about this behavior. They see no problems with always wanting to be around each other. They are equally codependent.

Eddie is beaming fondly about Buck’s obsession with taking Christopher to the zoo all the time. Buck willingly forces Eddie, Chris, Taylor, and himself into an awkward dinner because he wants his girlfriend and best friend to get along, and Eddie allows it even though he kinda hates Taylor. Eddie doesn’t even flinch when his best friend shows up on his doorstep out of the blue after he just got out of the hospital from a lightning strike injury that killed him. Buck has zero issue with Eddie dropping Chris off with zero warning to get him out of bed and back to living life again.

Eddie sees Buck’s attachment issues as something to be treasured or protected, and clearly encourages Buck to be around constantly if the “this is Eddie’s house, I’m not really a guest” line is any indicator. And as for Buck, if Eddie ever found a new friend to hang with, he would immediately start crashing out, as evidenced by the ill-advised maiming he does of Eddie’s ankle because he’s so damn jealous of Tommy. They couldn’t possibly be more “what’s mine is yours, and what’s yours is mine” about each other, it’s just that ridiculous.

[transingthoseformers]

I want to partner up the worst human protagonist we could think of with Tarn in a mutual truce au where the autobots, decepticons, and humans have to team up against some especially large threat

Extra points if they fucking hate each other at first

[crossbackpoke-check]

blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)

"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie