#WATCH IT AGAIN

[zenith-at]

[phantomlemon348]

The three most spoken lines in Broadchurch:

1. Bloody hell

2. For god's sake (mainly Alec to be fair)

3. Don't start

4. MILAAAAH

[omarrudberg-confessions]

I've watched that video of omar dancing so many times that the song is stuck in my head

[shatterdombe]

Dear UK and VPN friends!

EarthSpark Series 1 is available to stream free without ads legally on BBC Iplayer! Also all of it is now on UK Netflix but not everybody has that :D

[theslimemaster]

I am re-listening to Epithet Erased Prison of Plastic

this has prompted me to post my first IMAGE (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN)

It’s on YouTube, and you can also buy the book

[l0ser-nicolaz]

rewatching it

[mandycantdecide]

every time i hear umbrella, all i think of is tom holland's lip sync battle and how epic it was

[justurlocaldumpsterfire]

i honestly don't know what i was expecting but @theneverendingcurse you have to suffer with me

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[varilien]

am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources

[ispyspookymansion]

we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh

[strangelyfrooty]

I've been online for 30 years and this is the goddamn pinnacle.

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50

[anna-scribbles]

so this summer i am nannying a 5 year old who loves miraculous ladybug (my dream) & every day she asks if we can play ladybug and chat noir at the park. these are some comics based on our various games<3

[swan2swan]

#folks doing revisionist history on tumblr again#this movie is not good#the animation is nice enough#but it's FAR from good#messy weird#all of don bluth's worst instincts as a director are on full display here#i love don bluth but i really dislike this work of his

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.