#WAIT almost forgot to id these lol

[peridots-pixiwolf]

Made some complementary badges for the @nonbiney-swag-competition thanks to @ghostisredacted's V1 request!!

[Start IDs. Four simple circular drawings, each featuring one character from the Nonbiney Swag Competition with the words "I Voted" above them and confetti on either side. All four are drawn almost exclusively in the colors of the nonbinary flag, albeit muted and indigo-toned, with a white base. The first is Pyro from Team Fortress 2 shown chest-upwards, who does a peace sign with a raised hand. Symbols that shape a unicorn horn float above their head. The second is a fullbody of Ghost from Hollow Knight, flaring their cloak open, emphasizing the motion with one hand and raising the other to their mask. The third is V1 from Ultrakill, another bust, where it holds one hand up to the camera to do a thumbs up. Despite a lack of a face, the way its "eye" is shaded suggests a grin. Lastly is the rather amorphous fullbody of the Slugcat or Survivor from Rain World, holding a spear and looking slightly upwards at the bats that hover around its head. End ID]

[phagodyke]

and bc I had an all day project scheduled I ended up working the equivalent time overtime to get it done even tho I wasn't scheduled to do overtime today. and I'm still in pain btw :(

my usual bus broke down so at work 40 mins late and stilllllll in pain good morning

[crystalsoobin]

burnt toast! ➤ c. beomgyu

#. pairing bf!beomgyu x reader

#. synopsis gyu tries to cook you breakfast in bed and fails… miserably.

#. genre romance, comedy, fluff

#. warnings mild swearing, gyu almost causing a fire 😃

#. author’s note i’m back??? im taking a creative writing class in uni this fall so i thought id get some practice in lol

a small smile lays across beomgyu’s face as he admires your sleeping frame one fine morning. he had woken up quite early that day, eager to surprise you with breakfast in bed.

he gets up silently as to not wake you, and makes his way to your small apartment kitchen. not sure what to make, beomgyu opens the fridge and stares inside as if the idea would just present itself in front of him.

he finally settles on making eggs and toast, an oldie but a goodie. only problem was, beomgyu never cooks.

it can’t be that hard to fry an egg, right?

at least he knows how to toast bread, so he starts there first. grabbing some bread from the pantry, he walks to the toaster where he suddenly stops, a little confused on how to work it.

shade?? hmm, i think 8 is good.

he drops two pieces of toast in the slots and pulls down the lever, stepping back to the fridge to pull out some eggs. he grabs a pan and puts some oil on, maybe a little too much oil.

beomgyu cracks the two eggs, one by one. satisfied, he puts it on high heat so that — in his mind — it’ll cook faster and he won’t have to wait too long.

he then reaches over to the cabinet and pulls out your favourite mug, which was a gift from him. then going over to the coffee maker, listening to the loud crackle of the eggs on the pan.

when he’s done making the coffee he turns around to find the toaster smoking, and a nasty burning smell coming from it. in panic, he runs over to it and tries to take out the toast, almost burning his fingers.

“dammit!” he exclaims, disappointed by the burnt toast and realizing 8 was way too high. he finally succeeds in pulling out the burnt toast, the smell remaining throughout the kitchen.

as he returns to check on the eggs, his eyes widen, also finding them burnt and smoking, a lot. he panics, trying to blow away the smoke with his hands as to not set off the fire alarm. in his panic, he obviously forgets to turn off the heat, making it worse for himself.

and as if the morning couldn’t possibly go more horribly wrong than he imagined, the fire alarm does in fact go off.

“no no no! fuck!” is the first thing you hear as you walk into the kitchen after being woken up by a loud beeping noise and your boyfriend not in bed.

you watch as beomgyu finally remembers to turn off the stove, sighing disappointedly with his face in his hands as his back towards you.

“what. the fuck. did you do.” you finally speak. beomgyu yelps and turns around, surprised at your presence in the kitchen.

“i- i didn’t mean to baby, i swear! i was just trying to make you breakfast!”

“gyu, i really appreciate the sentiment but you know you can’t cook!”

“i know, i’m sorry,” your boyfriend leans into you for a hug, saddened that he couldn’t surprise you with a nice breakfast, “i thought i’d at least be able to make eggs and toast.” you wrap your arms around him and give him a small kiss, suddenly you bursting out into laughter as you look around at the mess your poor boyfriend made.

“why are you laughing?” he asks. “i actually wanted to surprise you, im serious.” he pouts.

“i’m sorry,” you chuckle, “it’s just so funny when i think about it.”

beomgyu hits you playfully on the head as he steps back and stares at his mess.

“hey, at least i made the coffee right?” he handed you the mug. you grimaced as you tasted it.

“i think you forgot milk, and sugar.” setting down the mug, you get an idea, “you know what, why don’t we clean this up and the i teach you how to cook eggs and toast.” you smile.

beomgyu chuckles in agreement, “sounds like a good idea.”

© crystalsoobin / do not steal

[osachiyo]

haiiii chiyoooo :3

which of the bsd men do u think is the best at dirty talk - my mind leans towards fyozai but that’s only because im biased and i need them to whisper filth into my ear until im a puddle (simultaneously or not i’d die either way)

-🪽

𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑 — heya nonnie ! this kinda turned into "which bsd characters are into dirty talk" instead of who's the best lol hope it's still to your liking !

i also think fyodor and dazai would be amazing at dirty talk — these two smartasses don't know how to shut up. though fyodor is a bit more on the quieter side — his words are harsh, mean and more degrading towards you in contrast to dazai. he likes to see the fat drops of tears running down your pretty face and ruining your makeup — it gives him a sense of power, in a sick and twisted way. he enjoys the thrill of thoroughly picking you apart before piecing you back together — it's a twisted game of his.

dazai, on the other hand, likes to whisper words of filth into your ear to watch you squirm. he loves watching you fiddle with your fingers as your face heats up at his crude words — the sight makes his cock twitch in his pants. gets him even harder if you talk even dirtier to him, how cute. either way, it ends up with you either on your knees, getting face-fucked by him, or his face between your thighs — eagerness dripping off of the pink muscle that swirls around your clit.

nikolai is another dirty talker — and he's filthy. if you thought dazai had no filter, he's somehow worse. nasty words effortlessly rolling off his tongue — words about how he couldn't wait to fuck you, take all of your holes until you're all but dripping with his cum before he cleans you up with his tongue — it's so dirty.

another one is chuuya — he's really into dirty talk. he's a fan of whispering lewd stuff into your ear to gauge out your reaction — especially if it's in front of other people. he almost groans when he sees you rubbing your thighs together, trying to relieve yourself of the arousal he's borderline torturing you with. your words come out stuttered and breathy, making the other person's (higuchi or tachihara) eyebrows furrow in concern and ask if you're okay — to which you can only let out an embarrassed nod, catching the way chuuya smirks from the corner of your eye. bastard.

of course, what kind of post would this be if jouno wasn't here? he's another one who enjoys spewing dirty words only you can hear in public. he especially does this when you've been talking too much to tetchou or tachihara for his liking. the most infuriating thing is that he says all that filth with a smile on his face — no one (especially someone as dense as tetchou) would even guess that he was whispering about how he wants to spread you on the table of the meeting room and fuck you silly in front of his boss and coworkers to see.

— sooo these are all the characters i could think of ! if you think i forgot about someone (which is most likely to happen) then don't hesitate to comment about it, id love to know <3

[nonspeakingkiku]

Finally making the post about birthday stuff. ☺️ We had to leave earlier than intended because the science center we were going to closed at 3 😂 oops. We didn't know this before hand. Lol

The science center was really cool. It had a climbing tower with interactive stuff, an area about body systems, an area about the science of music (that was so cool) a giant light bright, an area where you can make things (it had a 3D printer but we didn't use it. But Kiku did get a 3D printed rainbow Charizard. 🥺)

Kiku got kind of scared at the top of the climbing thing because Kiku doesn't like heights but it was still really cool. Hubby got Kiku a bat plush. His name is Chicken Nugget.

ID: a large brown bat plush. End ID

After the science center Kiku got money and got to buy stuff for Kiku 😮

We went to starbucks and Kiku got a colorful drink and a new tumbler ☺️

ID: Four pictures in a square. First picture is an orange mam bottle with a turtle, a cat, a bird and hearts on it.

Second image is a blue, yellow, and green first years cocomelon straw cup with JJ and YoYo visible.

The third is image is folded up colorful cocomelon blanket with letters and the melon from cocomelon on it.

The last image is a metal tumbler from starbucks with art of a person with blue hair on it. Behind the person is a background of green leaves.

End ID

Things that Kiku hasn't taken pictures of but got for Kiku are a new sketch book, a pack of paper, a bunch of the pencils Kiku prefers, erasers, a set of four tangles, a muzzle (for petre and therian/otherkin reasons) and some calm strips ☺️ Kiku is still waiting on the calm strips and the muzzle to get here because Kiku ordered those online.

Oh! Kiku almost forgot!

This was Kiku's birthday cake!

ID: A construction themed cake with candles and construction trucks on it that says Happy Birthday, Kiku. End ID

[guesst]

MANHWA REC LIST PART 2

WAR OF THE PRINCESSES

i finished catching up to this like 2 minutes ago [EDIT: WROTE THAT THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAYM NOW ITS 2 DAYS AGO] and i genuinely really liked this. for a manhua its amazing!! the plot is unique and keeps you guessing, the characters are entertaining and NOT cookie cutter cutouts of isekai tropes, theres been some interesting reveals and a lot of people in the comments were hating on ml but personally i found him super fun; hes very morally grey n has definite flaws but thats what makes him a good character to read about !! not to mention the main character herself is great. i hate that my bar for good manhwa/hwa characters has gone down to 'has more than 2 personality traits' but she is leaping over it for sure

PLEASE REPENT, YOUR GRACE!

i dont read yaoi i dont read bl. i have never ever read it . however the vibes were so strong that i had to go back and check the tags because.. if you read it... you will see. its so strong. it radiates. (all that aside i really like the relationship btn the mains i think its really fun. they may not be gay (????🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔) but its still highly enjoyable i love it)

THE BABY SAINT WANTS TO DESTROY THE WORLD!

ive read 2 chapters but i just think the 'evil character reincarmates into the pinnacle of goodness' trope is the funniest thing in the world. i have no clue if its going to be a generic collect the characters take over the world type of thing but i just think its funny and its the newest one ive read.

IT SEEMS I'VE TRANSMIGRATED SOMEWHERE

i have been waiting for aomethinf like this for SO LONG hahah the main character is so diddly darn confused the entire time cus in her past life shes read too much rofan etc and now cant figure out what novel shes trandmigrated into. regular manhwa reader fr,, anyway theres a strong case for second hand embarrassment in this one, especially in the first few chapters or so, but i genuinely really like this just cus its so self aware, it keeps poking fun at all the tropes and its a nice lighthearted read. also theres a decent amount of plot despite it all and OH I ALMOST FORGOT the male lead is an absolute 10 personalitywise i genuinely love him. hes here for drama and thats it its amazing. so yea id say tropey but Well Written super fun 👍👍👍

HIDING THE ARCHDUKE'S HUMILIATING HISTORY

i think this is the first manhwa ive read where the ml pisses himself in fear the first time he meets fl (theyre both children)(hes scared of something else not fl but still). anyway its nothing particularly unique but its pretty fun! its one of those novel isekai where mc reincarnates into a little kid and the structure makes it a sandwich which has been keeping me very invested. this isnt a very good advertisment but its a good way to pass the time i think. heres a nice reaction pic

SUSU, HAN

oh my god??? just binged this whole thign in one go. first of all ots complete, second of all i guess you can say tjis is a character study in manhwa form. there isnt a particular overarching antagomist, its the characters learning to grow and face their own personal issues. but its also a slice of life, and lighthearted family drama, and comedy. its not a rofan this time lol. also the sibling relationships in susu, han are so good !! and theres so many lovely platonic relationships too. i really really enjoyed it.

THE TALE OF GOLDILUCK, THE BLACK KITTEN

WHOLESOME !!! WHOLESOME WHOLESOME WHOLESOME absolutely adorable, centres around a black cat that gets adopted by a young noble in ancient? old? korea. so so cite, read to soothe your heart

olay ive hit the image limit again. would yall like more

[aquamata]

some of my pokemon teams :> for @yuuichirouh bc i want you to see them lol

so i don't really have any of my og teams on their games except for alpha sapphire, sword, and violet. and thats because i replayed the ds games so often, but im sure ive transfered them to home or another game

BUT from my most recent playthroughs this is what i got C:

This is my most recent save from diamond and tbh i didnt play diamond that much ever since i got platinum bc i could get glaceon wayy sooner without help.

but this trainer card was my team my very first run when i was 13 :)

not too uncommon from what many other people used LOL

NOW THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE TEAM EVER, i know its not balanced but idc about that it's got some of my fav pokemon and a cute little guy mascot (chimecho:) it's definitely not the team i first played platinum with but i like the lil story i made for it when i did this playthrough so it's very special to me <3

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I was in the middle of replaying black and white and w2 for a story i was gonna write i think so i don't have any saves for them yet but heres some teams i know i used for black, white, and black 2

tbh i replayed the gen 5 games so so much i used a lot of their pokemon and i loved a lot of them too, but these were the ones i remember the most and my white playthrough i probably my favorite bc braviary is one of my favorite bird pokemon :)

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OH WAIT I ALMOST FORGOT SOULSILVER

ok this is the only team i remember playing soulsilver and i don't have the game cartidge because i sold it a long time ago for quick cash T0T MY BIGGEST REGRET!!! i've been on the hunt for another copy to play with again but gotdamn i dont wanna spend hundreds of dollars for this game no matter how much i want it T^T

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okie heres my tiny team for Y . i did try that shiny hunt fishing technique to get that shiny Dragalge tho B) tbh this isn't my first y team either because i specifically remember using that ice rock dinosaur that i forget the name of.

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OK and here's my alpha sapphire team, first time in hoenn and this is my first and only team for this save lol and i know that because it's that shiny metagross you got as a promotion, ALSO shiny bellossom i found randomly and i named him basil c:

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i dont't have my first moon save or the sun save i played like once but my last save on moon was primarina, lilligant, minior, mimikyu, snorlax, and mismagius. i hate how they don't have a hall of fame pic with all of them at once in sun and moon and beyond but oh well T-T

here is that shiny minior i got from chain shiny hunting named pinball <3

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OKAYY MOVING ONNN, heres my sword team, and yeah i used three pokemon from my platinum run because this was right after i finished platinum with that team i liked so much i used them again for sword because they were available LOL

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and finally my violet team <333 alll girls and i was laughing about this with my discord friends because this was just a girly pop run and we were all amused by it lololol

anyways sorry this was so long but id love to see your teams too!!! yknow what @hopefulstarfire i wanna hear you yap about your og teams too

[johnsdcp2024]

First Day Access !!!

After waiting for almost two weeks we were all handed out of admission passes that come complimentary for working at Disney. After training today Creed, Isabelle, and I drove to Epcot to use them for the first time. I’ll let the picture speak for themselves. We did Spaceship Earth first, then Gran Fiesta Tour, and then walked around the countries stopping in at Italy and Japan. We met up with Hannah and Carter in England for fish and chips. Chefs kiss best I’ve ever had hands down. Then Remy ratatouille adventure! My NEW FAVORITE ride. The most immersive and realistic ride I have experienced. The ride vehicles?!? Hello?? They move by themselves and just do everything flawlessly. My brothers will LOVE this ride. I want to do it over and over and over again.

We then tried to do Guardians but they wouldn’t let us ride since we didn’t have a virtual queue or lightning lane. We came up with a fake story and everything lol. We had so much fun tonight. Laughing and telling jokes non stop. So so fun. I’m happy to have friends already.

The next stop was test track. A brand new ride for me (they’ve redone it since 12 years ago). I was screaming/laughing the whole time and this just made everyone else laugh with me 😆. Much more fun than I remember. Also felt faster. Maybe because it is at night? Just a blast.

Oh by the way I forgot to mention that the British guy I matched on tinder with was working at the fish and chips shop we got food at. That was cute and funny.

The last thing we did was all use our company ID’s to buy new merch. HEART FULL 💙

[burninlovebutler]

Hi Mel 😊

Do you know when we’re getting another chapter of ‘Forever Winter’ or ‘Just an Intern?’

Can’t wait, hope it’s soon!!❤️

hi anon! thanks for asking! 💓

honestly i've just hit a writing road block & a bunch of stuff in my personal life has kinda been a mess lately so, things are taking longer than i wanted them to

the next Forever Winter chapter (29 - Be My Mistake) was supposed to be up like 2 weeks ago but BUT

it WILL be up this week, maybe even tomorrow 💗

Just an Intern pt. 4 has proven kinda challenging tbh 😅 but she's def in the works and i hear you guys in my asks, i promise i'm working on it just be patient w me 🙏🏻

-

anyway imma get MUSHY bc when i started writing fanfic again in aug 2022 and i started posting forever winter online i never expected or thought that I would be getting messages like this.

writing was something i always did from very very young, id even write stories about my toys & stuff lol but i stopped writing when i stopped writing fanfic around 2016 and it has brought so much happiness back to me, i forgot how much i loved writing.

i know that my numbers & notes & shit on my stories aren't big compared to others but i never thought i'd even get any so they're special to me.

so, thank you very very much for any asks, comments, likes, reblogs, anything on any of my writings. the asks & comments specifically make my whole day. thank u for taking the time to read and/or interact. extra big thank you to the ones that read & love FW, as i know it is long & oc's aren't as loved on here lol love y'all 💗

(also i'm so happy to share that forever winter hit 3k on ao3 & almost 11k on wattpad 🥹🥹)

[rjalker]

This dress uniform (aka, for impressing people, not actually wearing to work) is from 1804, but it's safe to assume that Flatland culture is stagnating from decades of fascism. The only other examples I could find were from a lot later, so, earlier it is.

It's also from the United States military rather than the British, but I'm too lazy to try and track down a book of clothes for British people that includes military uniforms. Also, these characters live in a different region than the narrator of Flatland, so things will be a bit different anyways. (It's definitely not meant to be analogous to the literal Britain and United States though, there's no reason Flatland geography would match ours. It's a colony of the narrator's country, but not like, meant to be a 1:1 comparison to North America)

Here's the book, free to borrow from the web archive:

"https://archive.org/details/fivecenturiesofa00rtur/mode/2up"

[ID: Two black and white illustrations. The first is of a man from the shoulders up, wearing ornate shoulder tassels, a high black collar, and an extremely ornate lapels with oversized archs and bands of black and white fabric. The second shows a man from the shoulders down, wearing a tightly-fitted black uniform shirt with double buttons on the breast, and a longer cape like section going down to the knees on the back. The pants are white, form-fitting, and tucked into black boots that come up almost to the knee. In one hand is a long saber with a curved blade and a tassle on the handle. End ID.]

wait I got distracted by ADHD and forgot to actually say it, lol, this is the sort of uniform Lt. Kellite would be wearing as a cop, since all cops are part of the military.

[seokjinsonlyone]

GIRL HELP 😭/lh

I literally choose red lobster because honestly if me and Jin going on a date, it’s probably cause my bag of begging on my knees to bag any bitch I want worked/lh

Like this is very much “pity date turns into 20+ marriage”/lh

Also you and me are the same Fr because when I’m at work I dress like the JK fit but if I’m actually going somewhere I’m probably dressing like a combo of the hobi and tae look.

Additionally, imma add that for the indoor date with jungkook, we finna do some arts and crafts. Like make braclets, keychains, draw, all that type of shit.

i almost forgot about this i purposefully didn’t answer this last night bc i was literally falling asleep while typing and i needed to use this as a launchpad for my other outfits LOL

but first that makes sense LOL jin agrees to go on a date with u bc ur making a scene begging on ur knees his ears and neck are all red and he just wants you to get up so he says yes so you’ll stop embarrassing him and he’s a man of his word so he actually does show up and ends up falling in luv i see it i see it

NOW the moment i’ve all been waiting for ever since i saw it on pinterest WHAT ID WEAR ON MY DATE WITH HOBI now mind you this is jung “bad and boujee” hoseok so we’re definitely going to one of those fancy upscale restaurants that give you 5 tablespoons of food to split for $500 and of course i can’t be looking any type of way in that establishment so im stepping out in this

and bc hobi is so everything after we finish dinner he’s gonna take me on a carriage ride around the han river and he’ll probably have a firework show set up too it’s would be magical <333 and then once that’s over i will probably get embarrassed bc my stomach will be grumbling and so we’d hit up some street food stalls and just chill and talk i would have hearts in my eyes the entire night

[msm-tsotmw]

6.18.20XX

Hi ! It’s Toorie , And I Just Wanted To Apologize For The Lack Of Posting 😅

I’m Just Hanging Out With My Friends Under The Monstralis , Having A Good Time !

Anyways , Sprigg , Mauna And Moperetta Have Been Gone For A Concerningly Long Time … I Hope They’re Okay !

yea

hopefully they arent dead or some shit

… Dead ??

we havent gotten any calls or messages from them recently

I Mean , They’re In A Cave , So The Reception Might Be Crappy-

it looks like the reception is pretty decent, actually.

… What ?

i mean, we all share a blog, right?

uh

yeah

turns out, sprigg’s been posting basically as much as we have.

oh cool

wait what

jeeo, can you tell ‘em what they’ve been doing down there? I’m gonna go get a cookie.

alright, sure!

(Flitz flies away, leaving Jeeo, Toorie and Mondo with each other.)

?

uh

(He fiddles with his claws.)

so, ummmmmmmm… apparently, sprigg got attacked.

WHAT ??

WH

luckily, they weren’t harmed!! mauna, moperetta, and some kid named bister helped them out.

Oh , Phew .

yea phew

wait who the fuck is bister

ummm, apparently this whiz-bang who washed up on faerie and ended up here on light?

that’s all i know, but they seem to be getting along pretty well with moperetta and mauna, who sprigg is apparently calling “m&m” now.

M&M ! That’s A Cute Nickname !

seems like something id call them ngl

yeah, uh, sprigg was thinking about you guys when they came up with that nickname.

oh cool

That’s Nice ! Where Are They Now ?

um…

(Toorie stares at Jeeo intently.)

lost in a really big crevice.

Oh

WAIT , WHAT ?!?

HOLY SHIT ARE THEY OKAY

yeah, they are!

oh thank glaishur

Whew , Thank Torrt …

however, they’re super lost right now, and they’re wandering around waiting for someone to find them.

oh ok

Well ? Let’s Go Find Them ! They Need Our Help .

but what about flitz? we’ve gotta wait for her to get back.

Oh Yeah

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight .

(Everyone turns to face Flitz, who has returned holding a batch of cookies in her talons.

hey, guys!

oh, there they are!

so, uh, do you guys know about—

Yeah ! We’re Gonna Go Find Them !

wait what

Flitz , Can You Go Tell My Sisters ?

uh, okay??

(Flitz flies away to go tell Crysta and Ritika about where Toorie and co. are going.)

okaaaaaaay, let’s just wait for her, then.

hey uhhh toors

Mhm ?

can i talk to you for a sec

Yeah ! What Is It ?

uhhhhh

are you sure about this

because its probably super dangerous down there

like

its literally pitch black and theres rocks EVERYWHERE

we might trip and fall on smth or even break a fucking bone

Relax , Mondo ! We Can Bring This To Light The Way .

what if we starve

Uhh , Flitz Can Bring Cookies ?

Why Are You Even Worrying So Much In The First Place ? This Isn’t Exactly Like You …

oh

uh

well

its kinda complicated

but uhhh

can we talk a little quieter bcs i dont like other monsters listening to me talking abt this

Sure ! Go Ahead .

uhh

when i was like idk 15 or something one of my buddies dared me to explore a cave

i said no so he went in there instead

and uh

he never came out

Oh .

then i went in there and uh

all i found was his scarf

and nothing else

Oh .

That’s … Scary .

yeah

thats why i dont go in caves

(The two exchange a silence which lasts for like 50 seconds before Toorie suddenly hugs Mondo.)

wha

huh

why are you hugging me

I Just Felt Like You Needed One .

oh uh

..

thanks

(Mondo hugs her back, not knowing that Flitz has flown back. She lands next to Jeeo.)

oh, they are SO in love.

what?

they’re in love, Jeeo! pretty sure that’s kinda obvi-

HEY

We Heard That , Y’know !

flitz!

sorry, but you can’t fight the obvious.

(Mondo buries his face in his hands, embarrassed, then does the Shinji pose on a rock. Toorie bends down to pat him on the back.)

Hey , Flitz ?

yeah?

I Almost Forgot , Can You Get Some Of Our Stuff In My Sisters’ House ? We’re Probably Gonna Need It When In The Cave .

alrighty!

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yea

toorie and mondo were too stupid to check the other posts for whatever tf Sprigg was doing lol

(they’re t4t girlfailure x malewife bimbo x himbo and they comfort each other. funny yet wholesome ship dynamics my beloved 👍)

-Mod Jimmy 🗣️

[nymosity]

Call Log: Day 71 - 80 (Harry)

Completing log as I progress. Feel free to come back later!

Almost completed log. Day 80 is missing because I messed up. :(

Update Feb 20, 2023: added calls for Day 80 (lunch + dinner) - Thank you, @psotkagosia ! Update Mar 3, 2023: added missing info for Day 80 - Thank you, @midnightcinderella !

Day 71 "Unexpected Gathering"

waketime: in

breakfast: in

lunch: out (paid option: His parents are too overbearing...)

dinner: in (paid option: Let's talk about that later, properly.)

bedtime: out

Day 72 "A Perfect Family"

waketime: in

breakfast: out (paid option: Piu Piu... Doesn't he have any secrets?)

lunch: in

dinner: out (paid option: Usually the one who had said it forgets and only the listener remembers)

bedtime: in

Day 73 "Knife of the Past"

waketime: in

breakfast: out (paid option: You brought an animal?)

lunch: in

dinner: out (paid option: Mind if I call you before you run?)

bedtime: out (paid option: Mind if I call you?)

Day 74 "Blue Moon"

waketime: in

breakfast: in (paid option***: "I'll help you with the event so u help me too) // *** You probably need to start the chat first because the paid option appeared as the very first message and I haven't seen any other options during chat that might trigger a phone call. Also I think the chat was pretty cute... spoiler: Harry 'hires' us as employee and ends the call with 'I'll be missing you' T-T)

lunch: in

dinner: out (paid option: Hmm? I'm listening)

bedtime: in

Day 75 "The Dream of Retirement"

waketime: in

breakfast: in

lunch: in (paid option: I wanna be his classmate too)

dinner: in

bedtime: out (paid option: Getting a painting drawn by the person themself id my lifelong wish... :'( )

Day 76 "The Result of Missions"

waketime: in

breakfast: out (paid option: Who's that lady?)

lunch: in

dinner: in (paid option: I'm getting soup tonight!)

bedtime: in (* 20 minute waiting time)

Day 77 "Disappearance on the Train"

waketime: in

breakfast: out (paid option: Haven't you read a detective novel like this?)

lunch: in

dinner: out

bedtime: in

Day 78 "Carrot Laboratory"

waketime: out (paid option: Piu Piu, what if they say you can't get in? :'( )

breakfast: in

lunch: none

dinner: in (paid option: I wonder how serious he is with carrots!)

bedtime: in

Day 79 "My Secret Carrot"

waketime: in

breakfast: out (paid option: You'll cut your finger if you cook in the dark lol)

lunch: ?? (there was a paid option: "Woah... Ur bringing that to show it off to others" -> BUT neither did I receive a call nor was I able to call him, I tried 5 times after logging out and in again and even switching routes but nothing. Either my app was bugged or the phone call icon was bull.)

dinner: in

bedtime: in

Day 80 "I Wanna Be Alone" **

** So sorry, I messed up here and totally forgot to takes notes that day . All I know is there was a paid option for bedtime. I will try to find more info online and add it later on (if my search is successful...)

waketime: in

breakfast: out

lunch: in

dinner: in

bedtime: in (paid option: I wanted to hear him say good night.)

[nemaliwrites]

Oh my god so I’ve been going through your big bang fic tag the last couple of days (it’s awesome, new years could not come any sooner) and once I was done id randomly come back to look through it again just to read the tidbits and I was going to do that today but I completely forgot the name of it. And I freaked out. I couldn’t find it anywhere and it got to the point where I was like, did I imagine this masterpiece? But then I slowly started to remember the name of it and I gave a HUGE sigh of relief.

Anyways t-2 basically 1 days left until The Pursuit of the Uneatable is out in the world!!!! I cannot WAIT. Until then I’ll be feeding on the crumbs in a corner.

Oh yeah and is there an update schedule?

!!! i literally read this ask on the plane and the flight attendant was like 'oooh that's a big smile, good news?' and i was like girl you have NO idea

this fic has literally been in the works for almost a full year and i am sO excited to share it with you - it's gratifying to know that goes both ways <33 thank you for taking the time to send this. i will be thinking about it forever (and hoping the full fic lives up to your expectations adkalfjds)

re: an update schedule, there is one! i usually pick one based on vibes, and for some reason i'm feeling like...an every 5 days type thing? once a week feels too slow and twice a week feels too fast LOL i will try my best not to get too impatient and speed post the whole thing :P

[cornerstoreclown]

The uncertainty is half the fun with Art, is he gonna gently tuck your hair behind your ear or scalp you? Who knows!

Omg I can’t even imagine doing accounting, It sounds so stressful I’m so bad at math I fear id commit a felony on accident lol

That little Drabble was so nice o too want Art to destroy my foes 😌 also as soon as I think of one I’m gonna send a prompt i def can’t pass up a prompt opportunity ❤️-⭐️

Oh I almost forgot congratulations on your job opportunity!!!! I hope you can get by the rest of this semester smoothly, and best of luck on all the end of semester things you have to do!! -⭐️

I am dyslexic a little LOL. It’s kind of fun once you know what you’re doing! Filling out T-accounts are kind of addicting. You have to match its positive with its negative on a larger puzzle piece in which all positives have to equal the same amount of negatives. I enjoy the mental stimulation. It makes my autism/ADHD brain go brrrrrrr. Knowledge makes me happy.

THANK YOU SO MUCH! Fortunately my new occupation allows me to still have work/life balance so I’ll still be able to keep writing even after I get onboarded. 

AND I GOT YOUR PROMPT!!! YAAAAY! I saw a couple other emoji anons I recognized in my inbox and so I was WAITING to see you! I think I will take down the solicitations post on Christmas, so people will have until Christmas morning EST to submit whatever they want. If you or anyone else wants to submit more than one prompt/idea, you’re more than welcome to fill it up till then. I plan to chip away at them whenever I get in a certain mood. 

[gogogoat495]

Thanks so much for the original link -- remember to go to the video and leave a like or comment, or find them here on tumblr @phonytexts (blog appears to be inactive, but here's their channel)!

[Video ID: The first video is a fictional text conversation being replayed over footage of a Minecraft parkour video. If you unmute, the audio is the entire conversation being sung by an AI male acapella choir. In the original movie (When You Forget Your Girlfriend's Name, by Phony Texts) provided in the second video, all audio is the natural phone sfx, and the conversation plays in real time, complete with painful pauses. The conversation (the full one in the original movie -- the Tiktok one was censored) reads as follows:

(message) Tinder Girl: What's my name in ur phone? 😠

Will: What?

TG: You know what I'm talking about. Am I still saved as Tinder Girl?

W: Of course not!

TG: Send me a screenshot.

W: Seriously?

TG: Or I'm calling off the wedding.

W: Babe. Calm down.

TG: SCREENSHOT. NOW.

(Will takes a screenshot of the conversation, and then carefully crops out the top, where it says "Tinder Girl".)

W: <Edited screenshot>

TG: What the heck is this?

W: A screenshot. Like you asked.

TG: I AM NOT MESSING AROUND

W: Babe neither am i. I take you AND your name very, very seriously

TG: oh yeah! Then what is it?

W: Babe, I abviously know your name. We're getting married

TG: Will, I'm waiting <Breaking Bad "Say my name" gif>

(message) Thomas: do I really need to wear this tux?

(Switch convo)

W: WHAT IS MY FIANCE'S NAME??

M: Is this a test?

W: I wish dude! I don't know her name

M: What is wrong with you

W: I always called her babe. Or cutie pie. Or sugar tits

M: That last one is offensive btw

W: DUDE focus. If I don't find out her name she's calling off the wedding!

(message) TG: IM WAITING

W: WHAT'S HER NAME??

M: Dude, idk

W: YOU DON'T KNOW!?!?!

M: I barely know her. You guys only dated 2 weeks and then got engaged

W: IT'S TRUE LOVE

M: How can you say that? You don't know her name

W: can you please go on Linkedin or Facebook or something? My service is bad

M: okay fine. only if I don't need to wear the tux

W: NOW IS NOT THE TIME

M: wait a second. if i don't help then you don't get married. I don't need to wear the tux...

W: OMG I WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU

M: fine fine

(message) TG: OKAY THE WEDDING IS OFF

(switch)

W: Sorry! Was driving through a tunnel. Lost service.

TG: Oh yeah. WHICH TUNNEL?

W: I forgot the name

TG: Well at least you're consistent

W: Babe, that's not fair. I know your name!

(message) M: Got it!

TG: THEN WHAT IS IT??? You have ten seconds!

(message) M: Ally Ann Johnson

W: Ally Ann Johnson

TG: Wow... I can't believe it

W: I know, pretty good, right?

TG: YOU GOT IT WRONG

W: What? No I didn't!

TG: *Ali Ann Johnson

W: COME ON!! THATS CLOSE ENOUGH

TG: WILLIAM GENDRY GOLDBERG.

(message) M: I looked you up too lol.

TG: YOU WORTHLESS SCUM. WE ARE DONE. WEDDING IS OFF. OUR RELATIONSHIP DONE. IT'S OVER

(Will prepares to send "babe wait please. I made a mistake. I'm so so so sorry")

(message) M: Your full first name is Wilhelm???

(Will backspaces.)

(message) M: Hi wilhelm, sprechen sie deutsch? Lol

TG: You're pathetic

W: What's my first name?

TG: don't flip this one around

W: What's my FULL first name?

TG: WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM

W: It's actually Wilhelm...

(Ali starts typing, and then stops and rethinks.)

TG: Hey don't worry about that! Ali and Ally are the same. Let's forget this happened???

W: NO WAY. YOU JUST WENT CRAZY OVER A SPELLING ERROR

TG: No I didn't!

W: you almost called off the wedding

TG: Prove it. Send me a screenshot.

(Will very quickly scrolls up and takes a screenshot of the relevant part.)

W: <Screenshot of the conversation, but with "Tinder Girl" fully visible as the caller's name.>

TG: I KNEW IT

W: Huh?

TG: I'm saved as TINDER GIRL!

W: Oh crap. Listen Ally, I can explain!

TG: IT'S ALI

W: My phone autocorrected!

TG: <Breaking Bad "It's over!" screencap>

(message) M: I take it back. I look great in this tux

(Video ends, cuts to the Phony Texts outro) /End ID]

(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing