#WAIT RUSS

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

[skorpiomag]

my bed, your coffin

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Magnus: I shouldn’t have gotten you that blender for christmas.

Leman, drinking his toast: Why?

[gunnrblze]

“Would you love me if I was a worm?” Ghost boys edition

Hesh- “Sure sweetheart, of course. I’d make you a little habitat…what do worms eat?”

Logan- “A worm? Totally, babe. I’d carry you around and stuff, in my pocket. Well, you might get squished so actually I’d-“

Elias- “Why would you be a worm?”

Merrick- “No. I love you the way you are”

Keegan- “A worm…? I dunno, honey…why are you getting upset? No, no I would…”

Kick- “Oh hell yeah, baby. I’d put you in your own garden, make you some homemade fertilizer-“

Rorke- “What?”

[issuesntissues]

when 141 plays Mario Kart !!!

Price

what the hell is this—

doesn't know how to throw items

keeps falling off the map

has had enough of red shells

thinks Bowser is cool

never wants to play again, the sensory overload is atrocious

Ghost

knows what he's doing but pretends not to.

if he's 1st, he's silent while everyone else yells at each other

if he gets last consistently, he'll rage quit silently

always picks King Boo and uses bikes.

Soap

this mf needs a leash. tryhard ™️

knows all the shortcuts and maximizes drifts

in his mind, if he's not first, he's last

gets the gamer lean when he's locked in

almost always misses 1st place because of a random shell (and will question everybody about who threw it 💀 )

picks Isabelle & Yoshi on bikes

Gaz

him and soap together are the loudest, they're both just too good

loves tormenting soap by throwing red shells backwards

is a whole mile in front of everybody else

picks Peach and Luigi on bikes

always says gg's 🫶

!! BONUS !!

Laswell

the most relaxed, always places top 4

always lands her green shells

thinks soap is insufferable but enjoys playing with gaz

if graves is playing she won't play until he rage quits

tries to help Price but gives up (the man can't even stay on the map—)

Picks Toadette and Bowser Jr. on karts

Graves

better than price, but worse than everybody else

the shit talking is unbelievable

throws bananas ahead and then runs into them—

throws shells backwards and they bounce right back and hit his ass

always says shit after throwing a red shell

gaz and soap gang up on him to make him leave 💀

picks Donkey Kong and Roy, hates bikes

Konig

sweaty palms ™️

apologizes after throwing red shells

if he's in the top 3 he's nervous

know's what he's doing but tries to be unnoticeable

consistently gets crazy eights 🤔

always says gg's no matter what place he's in

picks Koopa Troopa or Shy Guy on karts (he gets nervous on bikes)

Keegan

this man can play on 200cc

acts like he doesn't want to play, but is the only one who can beat Gaz

says nothing the whole time (it's kind of infuriating)

will use green shells & bananas as offensive defense

mutters gg's then gets up & leaves, but will eavesdrop & enjoy the commencing arguing

always picks Baby Rosalina or Villager, with both bikes & karts

[tokillamockingbird427]

Keegan 100% the kinda guy to sleep like someone shot him dead and it's his funeral. Not even with the Ghosts little spin on it. Just like he's a regular (if dead) guy, got his arms crossed over his chest and everything. Snow White looking ass.

[billiousserpent]

I have been very distracted lately, like, VERY distracted. That I actually forgot I finished two panels of @blacktacmopsi 's priest au (Keegan x Female!Reader)

(I'm sorry if it ain't much. I'm still working on the other panels and my studies are keeping me away from touching my ibis paint)

Buttt, I'm kind of proud with how both of the panels turned out actually. I'll finish the rest i swear 🫵

[porkcutletbowl44]

I always eagerly wait for the next chapter! Hopefully we’ll get Simon seeing reader and Keegan interacting 😈😈😈😈 get a taste of his own medicine

Also can’t help but think LIAR whenever we get aSimon flashback. Especially this one where he’s all like “I’ll never leave I’ll take care of you forever’ SMH

LMAO I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF ANAKIN SKYWALKER

Thank you for the support!!! Ofc Simon gets a lil bite in the ass from his actions, but of course, lips are sealed cause I don't wanna spoil anything because chapter 9 is a fucking roller coaster so far 🤐🤐🤐

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

I am genuinely curious, when I made my last post I saw that a couple of us had some OCs that were the offspring of Primarchs. So I gotta ask, How many of you guys have OC children of the Primarchs and which Primarch is it that's giving grandkids to old Big E? For myself, Sanguinius has Lilith that is both greatly loved and the source of so many panic attacks because baby birb's fav uncles are Fulgrim and Leman. Usually ends up dirty with either one; paints with Fulgrim and dirt with Leman.

[eastasiansonwesternscreen]

EXCLUSIVE: Lana Condor (To All The Boys franchise), Andrew Koji (Bullet Train), Ross Butler (Shazam! franchise), Sung Kang (Fast & Furious franchise) and Elodie Yung (The Cleaning Lady) are among those set to star in Worth the Wait, a romantic comedy marking the U.S. directorial debut of award-winning Taiwanese filmmaker Tom Shu-Yu Lin (The Garden of Evening Mists), which has wrapped production in Vancouver and Kuala Lumpur.

Others cast include Karena Lam (American Girl), Osric Chau (Supernatural), Ali Fumiko Whitney (The Road Dance), Ricky He (From), Kheng Hua Tan (Crazy Rich Asians) and Yu-Beng Lim (Rebel Moon).

An English-language indie set against the intercontinental backdrops of Seattle and Kuala Lumpur, which is said to be in the vein of Love Actually, Worth the Wait follows a year in the interconnected lives and romances of an all-Asian ensemble cast.

(via Deadline)

[thatonesillyducko]

What would Keegan do if he was in love with a girl but wouldn't admit it?

Ah hello there, anon. That’s a great question (nevermind let’s get back to work. Hopefully not fucking this bitch’s persona)

── .✦Keegan would likely be in denial about his feelings, trying to convince himself that it’s just friendship or a passing crush. However, he would also find it difficult to control his emotions and might end up sending mixed signals to the girl. (This old bitch lacks of social skills lbr)

So, he'd probably try to suppress his feelings and convince himself that he didn't feel so strongly for her. It would cause him considerable inner conflict

── .✦In the case of Jemíma, Keegan might initially try to deny his feelings and act aloof or casual in her presence. He'd probably try to downplay any connection or chemistry they had and maintain a facade of indifference. 

However, as time goes on and he spends more time with Jemíma, particularly in intimate or vulnerable situations, his true feelings would start to surface. He might become more protective, more attentive, and more affectionate without even realizing it. And eventually, he'd have to confront the truth and admit to himself – and possibly to Jemíma – that he loves her.

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

i will cry over some of the worst quality recordings of songs as if they're the greatest most powerful work of art that has ever existed

[funboxsupreme]

Can’t wait until I get the Magnus and Leman joytoy so I can put them in the same box. It’ll be like their get along shirt

[tappuman]

chat. Chat . Are we here.

because im fucking not. I hjate it here/j

[carcarrot]

'Happiness Is Russ Writing For Mirabelle': A longer entry in Russell Mael's weekly column in Mirabelle magazine, 1974

[kunikisss]

low quality sketch dump ohhh yeahh🔥🔥