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[l0sercat]

can you please do nsfw alphabet with ghostface? <3

NSFW alphabet with Ghostface/Danny J.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

No after care. Maybe he clean up the cuts but that's it.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your chest and thighs. They're just so squishy<3

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Loves to cum on your chest, face, in your mouth, anywhere. It doesn't matter as long as it's on/in you

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He once watched you masturbate and recorded it while he was also jerking off

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He has plenty of experience and he for sure knows what he is doing

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Doggy style or legs over shoulders.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Definitely a bit goofy but can be serious

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He is trimmed and it's kept decent.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He jerks off, not a lot but still. He'll come to you if he needs to relieve stress or get rid of his boner

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Blood play, bondage, BDSM, knife play. Honestly anything where your tied up, submissive and weak. He loves giving you cuts and marking you as his. He even carved his name on you<3

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere. But if I had to choose I'd say the woods because he gets off the thrill of anyone seeing you guys.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you in revealing outfits, you crying, just bending over for something or you on your knees begging

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Piss kink, scat kink, incest roleplay. He's into some kinky shit but that just gross

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Prefers to receive. He just loves to see your lips wrapped around his cock.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He's fast and rough. He is never slow and sensual

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He doesn't mind quickies at all. In fact most of the time y'all have them. Especially if your in a trial.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's down to take risks. Hell he'll even bend you over a window and take you there while your teammates are close by

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last 6-7 rounds

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He owns one and will use it on you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves to tease. It's just so fun to see you squirm and whine

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He groans and moans a lot. He is very loud and not shy

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He has a very high sex drive

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Almost 7inches long and 3 inches thick

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He has a collection of videos of you being fucked or you masturbating. He labeled them all. His bedroom walls are covered by your pictures (mostly graphic but some aren't)

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn't fall asleep very quickly it takes a while

[yawn-junn]

Hi Can I also request Fluffy A-Z for Jihoon (Trainee A). Thank you so so much 💕💌♥️❤️💋

♡︎Fluffy A - Z with Jihoon♡︎

Reblogs are appreciated

Tag list: @leoonoa

A - affection (how affectionate are they)

When you two are alone he can be a little affectionate he likes to cuddle and all but not as often

B - boyfriend points (cute things they do)

He will randomly reach over to you and pat your back

C - comfort (how comforting are they)

He tries he best sometimes hes not the best but he tries and that's all that matters

D - dreams (there future with you)

He wants to live in a nice cozy house with you and your kids not to big not too small just right a nice family home

E - everlasting (how long will y'all last)

A good while because you both have puppy love for one another so it will last a good while

F - friendship (how long were you two friends)

You were friends for a year and a half before you two stayed dating

G - games (couple games they play with you)

He may not be on TikTok as much as others may be but he has seen a few couple challenges he likes to do with you

H - hugs (how often do they crave hugs)

Not very often he is satisfied when he's holding your hands

I - I love yous (who was the first person to say I love you)

He said it first after you gave him matching bracelets it just slipped out

J - jealousy (how jealous are they)

Not jealous at all he literally couldn't care less if someone is flirting with you because he knows you like him and he likes you

K - kisses (kinds of kisses they give)

Small shy pecks he's too nervous to stay for too long

L - lazy days (lazy days with them)

He likes to play quizzes with you from like buzzfeed

M - mornings (mornings with them)

Soft very very soft he is extremely cuddly in the morning

N - nicknames (nicknames for one another)

His for you: Baby, Love, Honey

Yours for him Babe, Lover, Honey

O - opening up (how fast did they open up to you)

He opened up a year after dating

P - PDA (public display of affection)

He isn't big on it but he will loop an arm around you and play with your clothes

Q - quality time (how they spend time with you)

Playing random quizzes with you and making fun of them

R - romance (how romantic are they)

Barley romantic but he has his moments

S - support (how supportive are they)

Very supportive of everything you do even if it sounds a bit weird of course he will question it but he won't think much of it unless it could get you hurt then hes shutting it down

T - thrill (how thrilled are they about you)

Very but he won't bother the members about you he will bring you up every now and then

U - understanding (how understanding are they)

Very understanding he doesn't wanna make you uncomfortable or anything

V - value (how much they value you)

Ever since you helped him when training got hard he valued you alot more than he used too

W - wild card (random head cannon)

He loves painting your nails he loves trying to put little designs on them

X - xylophone (your couple song)

Y - you (what they think of you)

He admires you so much like even if your younger than him he looks up to you much

Z - zzz (naps with them)

He sleeps lightly when taking a nap with you in case you need help

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

So i was watching a bunch of funny GC videos on YouTube and I got the inspo and motivation to give the OG13 a GC. This will probably be very OOC, but I like to think of this as how they act without the other states. So um- enjoy? (Also yes I know that ME technically isn't one of the OG13 I just added him for fun)

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Yorkie: WASSUP F*CKERS

Masshole: Why do you have my phone?!

Yorkie: F*CK YOU THAT'S WHY

Papa (PA): Wtf is wrong with you guys

Yorkie: b*tch stfu

Masshole: fr

Papa: 😑

Joi-sey (NJ): why am I here

Maine: I would also like to know.

Joi-sey: Nobody asked you 😑

Maine: I don't remember anybody asking you either so stfu 🤫

Georgia: It is too damn early for this... Why must y'all always choose violence??

Mary: I would like to know this as well, but I've just stopped asking and accepted it as one of their traits hun.

Georgia: Ughhhhh

Respect Your Elders(DE): Why tf is my phone blowing up

Yorkie: Cuz we're conversing duh 🙄

Respect Your Elders: Silence fetus.

Yorkie: B*tch.

Respect Your Elders: Infant.

Yorkie: Old man.

Respect Your Elders: Toddler.

Yorkie: Old hag.

Mary: Aight let's stop fighting!!

Yorkie: Stfu <3

Respect Your Elders: Stfu Mary.

Mary: 🥲

Southie: Hey guys 👋

Joi-sey: Hey babes 😘

Southie: Hey handsome ✨❤️

Masshole: Ewwwww get a room 🙄

Joi-sey: Oh shuddap Masshole. We don't say nothin' when you and Penn are sitting together on the couch and lovingly staring into each other's eyes and sh*t 😒

Rhodey: Actually we do say stuff-

Joi-sey: Yea but not out loud.

Masshole: ....Stfu <3

Joi-sey: 😌

Nutmeg: Will y'all stop bullying each other for once-

Joi-sey: No ❤️

Masshole: Nah ❤️

Connie: *sigh*

Georgia: Yorkie wanna cuddle 🥺

Yorkie: Is that even a question- I'm on my way.

Northie (NC): Gayyyyyyy

Yorkie: Oh shut up ion say nothin' when I walk past you and TeNnEsSeE making out in the hallway, so don't start.

Northie: 😳 you saw that

Yorkie: Yup 👍 I had flashbacks to middle school when I would walk into the hall and see a couple playing tonsil hockey.

Masshole: Ok but FR THO

Yorkie: YEAH THEY ALWAYS BE GOIN AT IT LIKE BRO AINT NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT 🥹

Masshole: ONG. AT LEAST GO INTO THE JANITORS CLOSET OR SOME SH*T 😒

Yorkie: YEAH. IM JUST TRYING TO GET TO MY NEXT CLASS AND TRY TO GET THROUGH THE DAMN DAY WITHOUT GETTING DRUNK AND JUMPING INTO A BUSY ROAD FOR FUNSIES 😭

Masshole: ...Damn you alright bud

Yorkie: I'm fine <3

Masshole: Okay then...

Papa: Wtf was that...?

Georgia: Idk but I have my Yorkie with me so I'm fine with it 🥺❤️

Yorkie: Stfu-

Georgia: He's blushing rn

Mary: Hun if you don't send a picture right now then no more coffee ❤️

Georgia: Sending it rn hold on...

~georgia sent a photo~

*in the photo York has his face hidden but it's still quite obvious that he is blushing like crazy*

Papa: Pfft-

Virgin(ia): Awww how cute 🥺

Joi-sey: How long have you been here

Virgin(ia): T h e w h o l e t i m e.

Joi-sey: Alright then...

The Shire (NH): Ay Yorkie ya still alive?

Georgia: No he's asleep.

Masshole: Good. He needs it.

Rhodey: Aww Masshole does have a heart :)

Masshole: Stfu before I come over there and kick you like a football out the window :]

Rhodey: 😶

Masshole: Damn right.

Mary and Papa (at the same time): Your cute when your mad 😒❤️/🥺❤️

Masshole:... Stfu ❤️❤️

Virgin(ia): I'm so lonely 🥲

The Shire: You and me both 🥲

Connie: I feel y'all :')

Rhodey: There's an emoji for that y'know 😒 "🥲"

Connie: Idc 😑

Rhodey: Whatever

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(the next day)

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Yorkie: Guys guys guys guys-

Respect Your Elders: What did you do now child?

Yorkie: Ok first of all, f*ck you. Second, I found a rat snake :)

Masshole: Put it back where you found it.

Yorkie: Why tho 🥺 He's cute 🥺

Masshole: Okay, what do rat snakes eat 😒

Yorkie: Birds, bird eggs, squirrels, rats- Oh. OH-

Masshole: Yea dumba$$. Knowing that it eats squirrels, it would probably eat your long rats too.

Yorkie: B*tch they're called ferrets.

Masshole: Point still stands.

Yorkie: I'll put him back 🥲

Masshole: Atta boy <3

Yorkie: F*ck you <3

Joi-sey: Knowing him he'll probably abduct some random garter snake he finds in the woods

Connie: Probably 😑

Papa: Yea that's accurate

Everybody else (-NY): ^

Yorkie: Man I feel betrayed 🥲 F*ck all of you ❤️

Georgia: Even me darling 🥺

Yorkie: Yes you too traitor ❤️

Papa: DAYUM-

The Shire: Dang no hesitation 😭

Georgia: I- Love you too I guess 🥲❤️

Yorkie: ❤️

Yorkie: EEK I FOUND A GARTER SNAKE 🥺 IT'S SO TINY 🥺

Joi-sey: Yup thought so.

Masshole: Goddamn it- New York stop abducting random animals

Yorkie: But-

Masshole: No buts 😒 Put it back.

Yorkie: It's cute tho 🥺

~Yorkie sent a picture~

*in the picture the snake's snoot is right in front of the camera*

Yorkie: 🥺

Masshole: Dangit it is cute- Y'know what? Fine. Tell me when you get home.

Yorkie: YESSSS :D

Masshole: 😒❤️

Respect Your Elders: Awww does the big bad Masshole have a soft spot for his little brother 🥺

Masshole: Del istg I will kick you out the window

Respect Your Elders: Pfft- yeah right 😒

Masshole: ....

Respect Your Elders: Uhhh guys?

Papa: Hm?

Respect Your Elders: Why do I hear footsteps approaching my room?

Rhodey: That's probably just Mr. Bay State coming to kick your ass out the window.

Respect Your Elders: Uh oh- Baby are you not going to help me 🥺

Rhodey: Sorry Love, but I ain't gettin' in the way of that

Respect Your Elders: Babe 😭

Rhodey: It was nice being with you <3

Respect Your Elders: Jersey? Penn?

Papa and Joi-sey: Sorry Del/Ha nope.

Respect Your Elders: Traitors 😭

Respect Your Elders: Oh god he's knocking on the door-

Respect Your Elders: HE JUST KICKED MY DOOR DOWN-

Respect Your Elders: GUYS HELPHDKGSKADHSU-

Yorkie: Damn he got him 😔

Joi-sey: 😔

Papa, and Rhodey: 😔

Mary: Y'all I just heard a thud outside my window 😥

Joi-sey: Probably just Del.

Mary: WHAT?!

Papa: Backread.

Mary (after backbreading): OH GOSH- WHY DIDNT YALL HELP HIM 😭😭

Yorkie: Ya really expected us to get in the middle of Death's work?

Mary:... Fair enough 😭

Georgia: Is he still alive??

Mary: Well- he's groaning in pain so yeah I think so 👍

Georgia: At least he's alive.

Masshole: Hey I'm back :)

Mary: Hun why did you kick Del out the window 😭?

Masshole: He was running his mouth 🥺

Mary: No books tonight, youre sleeping <3

Masshole: Nuuuuuu 🥺

Mary: Sorry Hun 😘

Masshole: 😔👍

Yorkie: 😎🕶️🤏🙂🤭

Masshole: 💥

Yorkie:👀🏃🏃🏃💨

Masshole: Damn right 🙂❤️

[winterbranded]

[ ✮ ]  ——  HOW ODD IT WAS THAT THE COORDINATES LEAD THEM HERE.   an old army base located in what felt like the middle of nowhere.  the usual night life gently chirped in the background.  even with the light ambience in the background, the silence unnerved barnes.  glacier blues are quick to scan each lingering shadow and perimeter of the area.  weapon raised in high alert as he continues to press forward with carefully placed steps.  the place is rusted and certainly old.  no one had been here in probably decades.  he pauses within the main courtyard, now gazing up at some of the weathered pole speakers set up across the base.  eyes narrow as a small blinking red light is noticed upon one of them.  lips part to speak to bring attention to the strange anomaly, but instead a shrieking of audio backfire echoes through the empty lot.  barnes flinches, features grimacing at the unpleasant and sudden sound.  but it dims in the end.  static now prickling within the air as a recorded audio log begins.  unfortunate familiar words being spoke in russian. 

      LONGING.    eyes raise back up to the speakers.  ice blues round and wide as a sharp strike of fear hits the middle of his chest.  dripping like   lead   into his stomach.    RUSTED.   his form falters, panic freezing his limbs briefly before open fire is immediately reined upon the speaker closest to him.  sparks of bullets bursting against the material.  but the rest of the speakers continue and there were far too many spread out to stop them in time.   a haunting reverb bouncing across the old speakers.  the words bouncing off of the old concrete buildings.    SEVENTEEN.     whispered denial is on his tongue as brows furrow, attempting to fire more shots.  but the weapon is eventually dropped.  a puff of dirt following the heavy clunk of metal.   DAYBREAK.   a hand raises to the accompanied person with him,  eyes closed as he takes a few stumbling steps back.  a signal to not come any closer.   

      ❛  don’t ...  get the  hell  out of here while you can !  ❜    it’s stated in a hurried warning, knowing what is to follow. he cannot hurt anyone again like this. not again.   teeth baring as his palms now move over his ears.   FURNACE.   he can feel it in his bones.  not everything had been erased.   how horribly he wanted to  scream.   the progress of stability ---- all of it now seeming to crumble as the words continued.   NINE.   fingers dig within his skin and scalp, steps continuing to move him back.  subconsciously trying to move away from the audio.  his knees eventually collapse into the dirt,  form hunching over as heaving breaths fill his ears.  shoulders and arms shaking.   BENIGN.   stop stop stop  ENOUGH,  his mind whispers frantically.  HOMECOMING.   he had no location of a solution.  doubt heavy on him that a power box would be in reach.   the area was  unknown.   it was a trap from the beginning, and they   knew   that.   but this was something they weren’t prepared for.   ONE.   no one else should have this information.  no one except for a few select persons.  but only one suspect was prominent in barnes’ mind on who the hell could be behind this.  but all thoughts are swiped as the last word is spoken :  FREIGHT CAR.           shaken limbs are settled as if with a flick of a switch.  he doesn’t move nor speak.  an eerie pause being taken as his form slowly rises.  breaths slow and unnaturally calm like a machine.                GOOD MORNING, SOLDIER.                                    ❛  Я жду приказаний.  ❜    it’s breathed into the air  as he stands stationary.  all humanity drained from his gaze as he stares ahead blankly.  awaiting orders, even as a deadpanned tear falls across his cheek. 

[lina-lovebug]

Gojo Satoru NSFW Alphabet

A= Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Gojo LOVES teasing you about how loud you may have been just to see your blush or see you hide under the covers in embarrassment. But after that, he'll pick you up and take you to the bathroom so you guys can wash and clean up for some after sex cuddles.

B= Body part (their favorite body part of theirs or their partners)

He's very confident, so his favorite body parts are his hands and his dick. Like he knows he's packing, and he loves feeling you up and down and how his fingers can make you squirm in a matter of seconds.

His favorite body part of yours is your neck and your your boobs. Small, big, he doesn't really have a size preference just as long as he can play with them later and mark up your neck and your boobs.

C= Cum (anything to do with cum)

He doesn't really like a mess, but if you ask him to cum on your chest or stomach or back, he will happily oblige and watch as it covers you. With you, his goal everytime is to make you cum hard. He loves overstimulating you as you cum on him or on his face, smirking as he knows he's the only one who can get you all needy and begging like this.

D= Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Planning out what he's going to do to you later on. You both can literally be in a meeting and you start talking back to the higher ups? Ooh, he's coming up with a plan to get that mouth to be yelling someone else's name tonight ;)

E= Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing)

He's been around, but not too much. He loves learning what his partner likes and finding out if he can get them to like what he likes too, maybe finding a hidden kink along the way. Even if you're new to it, he won't judge and take it slow and even tease you.

F= Favorite position (goes without saying)

He LOVES doggy style, face off and cowgirl. He has many positions he likes but those are his main favorites, especially when he gets to see your lewd expressions as he pounds himself into you.

G= Goofy (are they more serious in the moment or humorous, etc?)

He can be both. He definitely loves making jokes, especially if something knocks over and you both fall off the couch or the bed. But if he knows you're looking for a more romantic night, he won't include as many giggles and chuckles and will definitely be more serious when it comes down to a romantic night, or you just being stressed and he'll set up the lighting in his bedroom pronto.

H= Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc)

He's definitely the kind of guy who doesn't want a lot of hair down there, and will probably trim every two weeks and shave every month. And it DEFINITELY matches the drapes.

I= Intimacy (how romantic are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Unless there's no quickies involved, he loves being super intimate with you. Yes, he'll tease and make you whine and beg for it at times, but he's doing this with the thought in mind that he cannot BELIEVE he managed to snatch up a goddess such as yourself and will worship your body like you're the last drinking well on Earth.

J= Jack off (masturbation headcannon)

He doesn't jack off as much as he used to in his teen years, but when he does it's usually if he knows you're going to be busy for awhile or out of the country for a mission.

K= Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Using his blindfold to blindfold you. He just loves how your body becomes more sensitive to his touch, and it's a fun time for the both of you. Definitely a hickey or biting kink, smiling away if a higher up spots you with a hickey and lectures you both on being careful and whatnot. He uses handcuffs too, but it's mainly for those special nights, you know?

L= Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom is definitely a classic, mainly because you both can immediately clean up afterwards and cuddle. Once he learned you've wondered what it would be like to risk it in public, he's been a fucking tease. He tested the waters during a dinner with the higher ups by slipping his hand up your thigh and fingering you, making it so hard to stay quiet and hold conversations. Quickies in the bathroom are a go-to as well, especially if you or him give eachother bedroom eyes across the table.

M= Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Just you and his thoughts, honestly. He loves seeing you in professional clothing, like a pencil skirt and a button up that's slightly see through, and he just imagines what it would be like to tear that off you later in the elevator or at home and BAM! Dick erect. If you tease him, it's game over.

N= NO (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

Anything that brings you harm. No knife or blood play, nothing like that. Hurting you is off limits for him because he's supposed to protect you, and seeing you hurt because of him just makes him upset.

O= Oral (preference in giving or receiving)

Both. Just watching you squirm and beg and come undone as his tongue works its magic on you is heaven, and it's the same way when you give him head and it elicits the most erotic noises out of the both of you.

P= Pace (fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Again, both. He does like slow and sensual nights, just reminding himself of the person before him and how lucky he is to see how he can make you cum and moan. He also loves quickies and fast and rough nights and mornings too, just fucking you into oblivion.

Q= Quickies (their opinions on quickies)

Loves them. Fucking you against the wall, in a stall, against a sink, etc..

R= Risk (are they game to experiment or take risks)

Absolutely yes. As long as you're both consenting to something new, he's down for it, so long as it doesn't make you uncomfortable or it doesn't hurt you.

S= Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long can they last)

He can last for HOURS. He's strong and still young, so he's fine with the idea of making you both cum for hours. He can definitely last three rounds, as he thinks four or more is excessive.

T= Toy (do they own any toys? How do they use them? On their partner or themselves?)

Hell yes he does. He takes pride in his tongue ring that vibrates since it elicits the most noise and begging out of you, and you squirt and turn into a heaving mess. He has a few handcuffs and an extra blindfold, and he's always open to more.

U= Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Too much, according to you. He'll tease you with words throughout the day and even when you both get home. He knows when to stop and give you the real thing though.

V= Volume (how loud are they)

He's medium. He makes groans and moans, but never too loud or screaming. He is vocal though and he loves praising you or teasing you while he's fucking you.

W= Wild Card (random headcannon)

He looks forward to the aftercare aspect of sex as much as the actual sex. He may be the strongest Sorcerer, but he loves washing you afterwards and snuggling you close to him, both completely comfortable with eachother.

X= X-ray (let's see what's going on in the pants)

You thought his hands were big? Bitch wait till you see his dick. He's eight and a half inches erect, and he takes pride in that.

Y= Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He's still young and the strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer, so he has a very high sex drive with his enhanced abilities.

Z= ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He takes some time, but he'll fall asleep soon after you. He always falls asleep to you combing your hand through his hair, so if you're doing that after sex he will fall asleep very quickly.

Y'all are welcome.

[white-spirit-of-darkness]

see this is why i've been thinking about changing my url, it's too bloody long

but anyway, hey @sabotage-on-mercury thanks for the tag! i'll do my best

pick a song for each letter of your url, then tag that many people

w - work song by hozier

h - heaven by troye sivan

i - i'm like a lawyer with the way i'm trying to get you off (me and you) by fall out boy

t - time flies by z berg

e - exile ft. bon iver by taylor swift

s - social climb by i don't know how but they found me

p - pompeii by bastille

i - i have friends in holy spaces by panic! at the disco

r - rose-colored boy by paramore

i - i'd be fine (if i never saw you again) by all time low

t - the things we used to share by thomas sanders

o - one day robots will cry by cobra starship

f - fair by the amazing devil

d - dernière danse by kyo

a - azul by cristian castro

r - rollercoaster by bleachers

k - kill all your friends by my chemical romance

n - no me compares by alejandro sanz

e - everything we had by the academy is

s - some nights by fun

s - someday's gone by the all-american rejects

i did my best to not repeat any artist, figured it would be more interesting that way

if y'all wanna do this, cool, if not, no pressure

@stillebesat @manybumblebees @phaniji @estrogengerard @greenninjagal-blog @the-sleepy-raven @abadbadbrujah @philsmeatylegss @part-time-deranged @sgstrider

thanks for the tag @ineffabildaddy <3

pick a song for each letter of your URL, and then tag that many people

tried to choose the first song in my head without repeating artists

s - sabotage by beastie boys

a - angel or small death and codeine scene by hozier

b - burn it down by linkin park

o - one way or another by blondie

t - the fruits by paris paloma

a - apocalypse by cigarettes after sex

g - good old-fashioned lover boy by queen

e - everybody's changing by keane

o - overwhelmed by royal and the serpent

n - no light, no light by florence and the machine

m - my name is human by highly suspect

e - everybody wants to rule the world from tears for fears

r - R U mine? by arctic monkey

c - champagne problems by taylor swift

u - undisclosed desires by muse

r - raise hell from brandi carlile

y - you want it darker from leonard cohen

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[muertawrites]

Have you ever done sfw and nsfw headcanons for Eddie in the past?

i think it would be more fun if y'all sent me prompts from the list than going down and answering each one by myself ;)

(prompts under the cut)

SFW:

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

NSFW:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

[ramblingandwritings]

Jimmy Woo NSFT Alphabet

18+ for filth. This man is too cute

A = Aftercare

Cuddling, this man is a cuddle monster and you can't tell me otherwise

B = Body Part

Jimmy likes his hands, especially now that he knows that damned card trick

He's a bit of an ass guy, he might not outwardly admit to it but it's noticeable when you get him alone

C = Cum

Without a single doubt, he likes cumming inside. He'll settle for cumming on your stomach, but this man has a preference

D = Dirty Secret

He takes a pair of your underwear with him when he has to travel away from home for personal uses

E = Experience

He's had a few partners in his life both men and women, but not many. He's picky on who he has sex with and work gets in the way of his relationships

F = Favourite Positions

Any position that allows for closeness and isn't tedious to get into is fine by him. He thinks you can't go wrong with missionary

 

G = Goofy

Sex is supposed to be fun, so he doesn't take it seriously

H = Hair

He keeps himself well groomed but he doesn't go over the top with it

I = Intimacy

He's sweet, frequently checking in on you to make sure you're comfortable. He wants you to know you're safe and loved

J = Jack-Off

Only if you're busy or he's away from home for an extended period and he has the time

K = Kink

Jimmy has a bit of a breeding kink, if you'll allow then he'll make sure you're filled up. Light bondage kink, but nothing too heavy. He doesn't want to hurt his partner by accident

L = Location

He'll fuck anywhere in his own home and maybe his office, if he absolutely knows that no one can walk in

M = Motivation

You wearing his shirts really does something to him

N = No

Jimmy doesn't want to hurt his partner so he's not trying to inflict any pain or anything dangerous. He doesn't want to share you with anyone either

O = Oral

He's alright to start but he gets better with experience and time. He has a very slight preference for giving over receiving since he enjoys making you cum

P = Pace

Starts slow but he definitely picks up as it goes on. Jimmy gets a bit frantic as he gets close to cumming

Q = Quickie

Once again, if he knows the two of you won't get caught and he has the time, then he's willing

R = Risk

He's willing to try new things as he knows it's safe and doesn't completely disgust him

S = Stamina

He's an FBI agent in great physical condition, he's got enough stamina for at least three good rounds

T = Toy

He doesn't personally own any, but if you have some then he'll use them on you. He's not gonna be jealous of a bit of plastic or silicone

U = Unfair

He's not much of a tease, he's just not good at it

V = Volume

He's not too loud, mostly he grunts and softly moans. He swears in the bedroom, it's shocking given how little he swears outside of it

W = Wild Card

Jimmy likes lingerie that has a bit of flow, like a chemise or a babydoll. He also really enjoys seeing his partner in suits or other evening wear

X = X-Ray

He's got a bit more length than girth, but he's still above average in both

Y = Yearning

He thinks about you a lot, you're normally the first thing he thinks about when he wakes up, and the last thing before bed. Not all of those thoughts are innocent

Z = ZZZ

This man nuzzles up to you and then goes out like a light when y'all are done

[kanesthirstblog]

NSFW ALPHABET: ABE HARUAKI

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Requires lots of aftercare but also wants to take care of you. Very clingly, like, will latch onto you and cuddle you for the rest of the night clingy. You should probably give him some reassurance or comfort, he seems like the type to stress about whether or not he was any good to you once the fun is over.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Hmmm... Totally the sappy kinda guy who tells you he loves all of your body and thinks it's beautiful and 100% means every praise he sings you about it. He loves everything about you from your soft hair to the tips of your toes.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

God. Just imagining him sprawled out on any surface with an exhausted yet dopey look in his eyes, covered in his own cum (and/or yours of course!) after a few rounds of sex really makes me feel satisfied. Really can't explain this one

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Secretly a bit of a masochist but also scared of being hurt so he never asks even if he really wants to.

Also secretly owns a couple erotic novels he used as "research" when you first brought up wanting a sexual relationship. Since you are his first, he would want to see how he's supposed to act in that scenenrio so he could please you properly. (But damn was he shocked when you wanted to be the dominant one. That wasn't in his books.) Haruaki learns the importance of communication that day.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Dudes a canon virgin y'all. This also excites me.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Secretly loves it when he's on his back so he can see your face as you ride him or peg him. He just thinks you're the prettiest person he's evermet and loves watching you even as you tease or toy with him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's a sappy guy. Would probably look at you like a puppy who sees someone they really love. Besides that he's have that dopey look like he's never been happier than he is in that moment, smiling up at you.

Once you've had sex a couple times he might start opening up more, cracking jokes and asking shy requests from you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Yup. Makes sure he's nice and clean especially

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He really tries hard to be romantic but he has 0 experience in this area and often fumbles his way through it by trying to be sweet and make you feel good. Very bad at saying romantic things and would probably give up after a bit before he dies from embarassment.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Tbh I actually think he'd barely masturbate if he did at all. This is partly because I actually have an asexual headcanon for him and partly cause in canon he seems really put off by sexual things if not being outright afraid of them.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Contrary to some of the fandom headcanons, I don't really imagine the sailor uniform thing as a kink. It just seems like a typical fixation or something that gets played up for laughs to a strange degree. But maybe thats my ADHD dumbass brain projecting my ADHD onto a fave. (Off topic but him knowing everything about sailor uniforms, from design to creation, being able to make them himself, getting happy any time he sees one, ect. Are headcanons I have because his weird fixation with them reminds me of my fixation on rocks, mushrooms, and jewelry.)

HOWEVER

Praise kink. Body worship. He'd love to be pet gently while you tell him how pretty he is. How you love his soft hair or his long legs or slender form as you lightly trail you fingertips down his body or card fingers through his hair. And he would do the same for you too.

Might at least try pegging, and then realizes he actually likes it when you hold him down and pound his ass.

Would be too embarrassed and a bit scared to bring this up but actually likes the idea being treated roughly. If you could pull at his hair and bite him even a little bit he'd practically melt in your hands.

Might try bondage if it's light. Soft hand cuffs or silk ropes are the way to go.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

At home. Anywhere is fine as long as its at home

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

The fastest way is probably being physical with him or just stripping for him. He gets embarassed and tries to hide but you know he's aroused, you can feel it when you sit on his lap.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He'd probably not be okay with having more than one partner. You might frighten him if he starts feeling like you guys are ganging up on him.

Public/semi-public sex is a no go. Especially since he is a teacher, he wouldn't risk his job on the off chance you both get caught.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

I think he actually might no be very into oral at first. But will give or recieve though you may have to hear some complaint about it being kind of unsanitary or something. He's also kinda bad a giving oral but what did you expect? He's a virgin.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Personally prefers the slow and sensual kinda sex but you set the pace regardless so ultimately it's up to you. He won't be turned into a stuttering mess right away if you guys take it slow.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Alright with it as long as it stays private. You'll be the only one asking for these but try to get him in the morning before he leaves for work so you can corner him against a counter. Its best when his back is turned so you can grab his hair and lick along his throat, nipping here and there. He'd shiver in your arms as you trail a hand down to undo his pants

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

As long as it isn't a risk to him (would probably be too scared to try knifeplay) or job (no public/semi-public sex) you could probably talk him into it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Hmmm... Depends I guess. I feel like he might only be active for a round or maybe 2 before he starts slowing down. You could still pound the guy into the mattress but he'll have those half lidded doe eyes cloudy with exhaustion. He'd wrap his arms around you loosely as if you'll help ground him to the waking world and try to hold you closer to him.

At that point you should definitely ask a few times before you start another round to make sure he's okay and reassure him that it's alright to stop now. Strikes me as someone who could easily fall into a place where he'd hide his desire to stop just so you can use him for your own fun since it makes you happy. That could be kinda bad for his mental health.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

You'd be the one with all the toys tbh. But you can sure as hell use them on him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's not much of a tease but if he's feeling playful, he might play up the innocent look of his. He really is a pretty innocent guy actually, but he knows you love that sweet look he's got to him and he will use it on you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

So damn loud. This guy would moan and beg loudly, scream your name and plead for mercy, for relief as you all but eat him alive. Might even cry and whine and beg. Oh, but he tries to be quiet so he doesn't risk disturbing anyone. He'd purse his lips and turn away from you while you play with his body in an attempt to stay quiet but he always gives in quickly. It's easy to turn this guy into a whimpering, begging mess no matter how many times you do this.

You'll know when he's tired because he will be unable to make much noise besides low pants and gasps. Probably best to wrap things up at that point before ya fuck him unconcious.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I have a few actually.

-Has a hard time saying no to you. He's a bit cowardly and overthinks and he would be afraid to lose a first relationship. This is potentially hazardous to his mental health because he might say "yes" to something he doesn't want for fear of losing you. Consent is important though so even if it's difficult at first, keep checking to make sure he's alright.

-I actually headcanon him as a sex indifferent asexual. He can 100% live with sex or without it. Doesn't matter to him, though he's terrified of trying it for the first time.

-The first time you tried to get him in bed, you pinned him to a wall and he was terrified because he thought you were trying to shake him down or harass him. (Well, the latter part was true but not the way he expected.) And then you kissed him and he straight up broke, wrapped himself in blankets and hid under the futon for the rest of the day. Disappointing? Sure, but damn was it cute.

-I'm actually caught up on how he would take to dirty talk tbh since a lot of it I've seen or heard involves some form or another of calling your partner a slut or whatever. Seems to be popular. On one hand if he's secretly a masochist, he might be into it. But on the other, he also seems like he might take anything you say to him to heart and beat himself up over it and would ultimately not like it. Also probably would not be comfortable if he did the dirty talking and assuming he manages to make it through the night without apologizing to you for everything he says, then you'll hear it when you finish.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Mandragora patterned briefs. You cannot change my mind on this one.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not very, so he's pretty chill about it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends on how much you exhausted him but it usually doesn't take that long.

Bonus:

Some more cute Haruaki.

[libraryofloveletters]

NSFW Alphabet: Luke Alvez

A = Aftercare: Luke wasn’t even really into aftercare, seeing that the two of you just rip off each other’s clothes and call it a day. The two of you would just lay in bed and cuddle

B = Body part: Luke is a boob guy (bonus points if you have nipple piercings) He loves resting his head on them, squeezing them, sucking on them. That’s his favourite place to leave hickeys. 

C = Cum: Either in you or on your face, preferably your face. It’s kind of Luke’s way of marking his territory, even if he’s the only one seeing it. 

D = Dirty secret: Phone sex. Luke will find any reason to call you and do it. He LOVES it for some reason, you never really knew why. All you knew was that it made him happy and you didn’t mind. 

E = Experience: Luke has had girlfriends in the past, so he has his fair share of experience. 

F = Favourite position: Backshots, Luke loves pounding you from behind. One hand at the back of your neck, pushing you into the mattress, the other one your hip, fingers leaving bruises behind. 

G = Goofy: Luke loves to whisper random things into your ear. They’d start out innocent but then turn into something completely different. “You look so pretty with my- wait what if hippos could fly?”

H = Hair: Luke is very well taken care of, he doesn't let it get out of hand, ever. 

I = Intimacy: He’s very touchy in the sense that he would whisper sweet nothings in your ear or praises.

J = Jack off: loves doing it on FaceTime with you, something about it always turns the both of you on. It wasn’t really needed at home because two of you had each other but it happened every once in a while if you two were doing it together. 

K = Kink: Daddy kink, big time. It had nothing to do with taking care of you, he just loved to hear you say it. Spanking was also one of his favourites, again had nothing to do with punishing you, he just liked to see you squirm on his lap and get wet for him.

L = Location: Shower sex is number one on his list. Even though the two of you have had some slips and bumps, it’s still his favourite. Something about pushing you up against the wall or picking you up and holding you there was just it for him. He always thought you looked so pretty. 

M = Motivation: You’re just chilling home in panties and Luke’s t-shirt, the next thing you know, Luke is tossing you on the bed. He loves when you wear his clothes.

N = No: Choking. As much as you wanted it, Luke literally would never do it. After a while, you just stopped trying. 

O = Oral: Luke is the most skilled person you have ever met. He’s always told you how he didn’t have many girlfriends and it made you wonder how he got so good at it but you never asked him. You love returning the favour, even if Luke says you don't have too, you want to. He always looks so hot, his hands in your hair, his hips thrusting up into your mouth. 

P = Pace: It really depends on why y'all are doing it. If it’s just for fun, it could be anything, depending on how you're feeling. If he comes home angry from a case, he’ll pound you until you can’t move anymore. 

Q = Quickie: He didn’t mind a quickie, especially if he knew he’d be out on a case for the next few days. He’d make you stop whatever you’re doing and the two of you would end up a sweaty mess on the floor. 

R = Risk: He’s the type of guy that would make you sit on his lap in public and his hands would slide further up your thigh each time you moved. Eventually he’ll pull you away and ruin you but he’d take you somewhere away from people but somewhere you could still get caught. 

S = Stamina: Luke’s got amazing stamina, he could go all night. Once he edged you until 3 am, when he finally gave in. Afterwards you were so tired and he just turned to you and asked “round 2?” 

T = Toys: He’s not opposed to toys, he’s got a few of his own and you have your own too. The two of you experiment with toys all the time, whether it’s sending him to work with a cock ring or him controlling the vibrator at dinner with his friends. 

U = Unfair: He wasn’t one for teasing, he gave you what you wanted. Every once in a while, he would tease you and it would go on for hours. This would only happen if you gave him attitude. 

V= Volume: Luke was a very vocal person, sometimes it’s praise, sometimes it’s any nasty idea that pops into his head or just him moaning. He’s just a loud person. 

W = Wild card: He loves to praise you. Anything you'd do, he’d tell you something sweet but especially in bed. 

X = X-ray: It’s not secret that Luke has a nice ass body. Chiseled abs, his arms, literally his whole body looks like it was sculpted by the greek gods and he didn’t try and hide that. You didn’t stop your staring either. 

Y = Yearning: You just have to watch out half naked and Luke is ready to go. You always joke that he’s like a horny teenager 

Z = Zzz: The two of you never went to be right after, you’d move to the couch to watch something or to the kitchen to eat or go on a walk. 

[honeybomb4thebear]

Nsfw alphabet for Nekomaru?? 🥺👉👈

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YES MY HIMBO. WOULDN’T WANNA BANG HIM BUT I LOVE HIM

Other anon who asked for the smexy himbo, here it is!!!

NEKOMARU NIDAI N//S*FW ALPHABET

A=Aftercare - What they do/act like after sex. ⦁ So soft uwu! He'll be so caring and handle you so well, you'll melt. Nekomaru is a caring person already, and it only increases after sex. Let yourself get spoiled by the himbo....

B=Bondage - Are they into BDSM, and how far they’ll go if they have a green light. ⦁ hMMm i get experimentalist vibes from him. Don't get your hopes up though, he isn't into it much.

C=Cum - pretty self explanatory. ⦁ ...Good luck because he cums a lot, like, a lot ❤ but he takes his time too, so... It's sweet yet salty at the same time, idk how

D=Dom - Are they dominant, submissive, a switch? ⦁ Without a doubt, dominant! He is one of the most dom characters in the franchise imo aksjdakdjahdkj he is so mature and understanding........

E=Edgeplay - Similar to ‘Kinks’ except it’s a lot riskier than usual kinks (knifeplay, breathplay, etc.). ⦁ Why do I feel like slight breathplay..? AKJSAKJAHSKJAH he isn't really keen on hurting you so slight choking is the best he can do

F=Fantasy - A fantasy of theirs (ex: a teacher/student fantasy). ⦁ Mutual masturbation. I feel like he'd love to watch you touch yourself while your half- lidded eyes are looking at him. What a sexy thing to get himself off to! He likes it when you guys do it while you are sitting on his lap too. To tease you, he will grind his dick against your sex. Sheesh, now that's just unfair... Dw though you two end up having sex after that

G=Got Caught - How they react when they get caught having sex. ⦁ I... Feel like he would not notice because he is too focused on you. OR, if he did notice it he'd let out a laughter while still telling the other person to get out.

H=Hot Spots - A place that drives them crazy when stimulated (EX: neck). ⦁ Nekomaru doesn't have a hot spot, even tho he knows all of your hot spots like the back of his hand. But it does turn him on when you touch and compliment his abs, though.

I=Intimacy - How romantic they are, or can be, before, during, or after sex. ⦁ He is blunt during sex, but that doesn't mean he isn't romantic. Like he would make jokes even without intending to make them, which causes you to giggle a bit. It's alright though he likes it when you laugh so he will talk about how cute you look when you laugh- it's kind of a pleasant rollercoaster, really.

J=Journey - Their ideal way of leading up to sex. ⦁ Cuddling, while watching TV was supposed to be all innocent yet you know that Nekomaru likes it a lot when it's not. It always leads to sex, without fail.

K=Kinks - I’ll list a few of their kinks, be they the normalized ones or kinkier kinks. ⦁ Slight scent kink. He doesn't mind sweat, like, at all. Y'know what I mean? ⦁ Also, mirror sex?? Is so hot??? For him??? Like wow. He likes showing you how beautiful you look while pounding into you. The full view drives him crazy, his thrusts get even more intense. ⦁ And finally, biting kink. He likes marking you, especially with his teeth.

L=Location -  Where they like to have sex at, do they like risky locations, etc. ⦁ Aside from bed, maybe some of the gym equipments? He likes combining sex and working out, so it'd very hot for him if he could take you from behind as you try to do some sort of a back work out. Is it too weird? Sorry lol

M=Masturbation - How they are when they get themselves off, what they get themselves off to. ⦁ His sex drive isn't that high so he does it when he gets random erections, I think. Like I said, he'd love to get himself off to your naked body, like right in front of him but if not he has to use his imagination...

N=NO - A few things that they will absolutely, under no circumstances, ever do. ⦁ Knifeplay. If something has to make you bleed, it will be his teeth so... Yeah.

O=On’s - Their top turn on’s that they have (things that’ll get them super horny super quickly). ⦁ Seeing you all turned on turns on him too. He just loves seeing you hot and bothered, he thinks you look so adorable and hot at the same time.

P=Position -  Their favourite position to have sex in. ⦁ That position where it's missionary but you put your legs on his shoulders, or he pushes them all the way back to your shoulders. Anything that combines exercising with sex, basically. ⦁ I just feel like he'd be willing to do Kama Sutra positions.

Q=Quickie - Do they like it, do they prefer quickies over actual sex, etc. ⦁ Not a big fan of them honestly. He likes to take his sweet time with you, enjoy you fully and just have fun with you. So yeah, he prefers actual sex for sure.

R=Rough - How rough they are, or get, when in bed. ⦁ He gets too caught up in the moment... So you will have trouble walking. But don't worry, he can do "it" to you anytime so that you become more energetic!!

S=Stamina - How long they can go before they tap out. ⦁ Y'all... He is keeping you up all night KJSHKJAHSDKHAKDJAH He works out a lot, he has a healthy diet and is a healthy boy with a strong body overall, you do the math.

T=Toys - Do they use toys, do they own them, what kind, etc. ⦁ Why can I imagine him demanding you to work out with a vibrator up your ass/coochie? I just... Can. So yeah, he owns vibrators. He says it he uses them on you for "exercising purposes" but you know that that's not it, at all.

U=Unfair - How much they tease you, how they tease you, etc. ⦁ He doesn't like seeing you in pain, but what he does like is seeing you all turned on.  This man knows everything about you. What turns you on, what turns you off, what pushes you over the edge... In other words, he has complete power over you. So yes, he WILL tease you, the exact way that will keep you up on your toes, the way that you will end up throwing your pride aside and beg for his sweet touch.

V=Volume - How loud they get when having sex, things they might say, etc. ⦁ He is quite loud actually, because he enjoys it fully. He is blunt during sex, I mean as always, but that just makes his compliments more geniune. Like you better believe him when he compliments your ass, belly and thighs.

W=Wild Card - a random letter for the character of your choice. ⦁ Nekomaru is the one most comfortable with his body, so I think he'd have absolutely no problem trying the costumes you bought for him. He is already super manly, so why would he be insecure? Buy him an erotic bunny costume he will laugh at first but will wear it nonetheless. It looks good on him too and he knows it---

X=X-Ray - How they look with their clothes off. ⦁ BURJ KHALIFAAAAAAAAAAAA. Seriously, be careful when you give him head, or you might just choke. It's 29 cm at length, 24 at girth. ⦁ Needless to say, he is muscular af. Himbo king of the Danganronpa, sorry Kaito

Y=Yearning - How often they need to have sex. ⦁ I doubt Nekomaru that is a horny boy, but I feel like he'd keep up with you. Like I said, you being horny turns him on as well so if you think about it, he does too. If you don't, he probably won't either.

Z=ZZZ - How quickly they fall asleep after having sex. ⦁ He is NOT sleeping 'til you, his little spoon, are sleeping peacefully between his muscular arms. Peacefully, so don't worry about getting crushed between them, you'll be more than okay.

[join-the-joywrite]

You are the music in me (part 1)

(mostly) juke soulmate AUs no. 1

Special thanks & shoutout to @endless-navigator and @i-spit-on-fire for helping me with my first juke soulmates au post, you guys are amazing!!

Suggested by the lovely Endless: AU where soulmates are musically connected, so whenever the one is playing music, the other hears it in their head (Everyone Is Alive AU, Trevor and Bobby are not the same person I know it doesn't make sense shh)

First of all, I love this au and my co-writers

Second of all, let's just pause for a moment to imagine Alex suffering out hours of Justin Bieber's pop music because that was Willie's playlist at one point. Alex retaliated by starting a rock band and that's the real story behind Sunset Curve, shhh

They all go to the same school & the entire grade is very aware of Julie & Carrie's rivalry for top spot in music, dance and drama. So far, Julie has music, Carrie has dance and somehow, Flynn accidentally got into drama due to an admin error in eighth grade and she's been rocking it ever since. But Julie and Carrie are best friends, don't doubt that. It may seem a little suspicious, but they do love each other.

Luke thinks Julie is a hotshot and finds Carrie super arrogant. He tolerates Flynn. He expects his best friends to do the same but Reggie adopted Flynn as his little sister and partner in crime, and Alex regularly sleeps over at Carrie's for spa night and boy gossip. Luke is very betrayed when he discovers this.

Once, Alex was over for a Dirty Candy recital and spent the next day singing the song they were performing and when Dirty Candy performed it, Luke and Reggie were Very Confused -- but half an hour later, Alex was singing Justin Bieber under his breath again.

Anyway back to the juke I initially started this for

Perfect Harmony

Luke doesn't really like Julie but he's the first to admit she's actually really talented. Julie has no idea who Luke is.

When Sunset Curve started up and found their sound, Julie decided that she couldn't wait to meet her soulmate because she was going to strangle them on sight. How was she supposed to get her homework done when all she had every afternoon was rock music???

They once independently went to the same concert and after realizing that the music wasn't bad, they were just hearing double, both got excited that their soulmate liked the music they did.

Julie wrote music with Rose a lot and often, she'd be the one singing. Luke often thought about penning down the unfamiliar lyrics to search it up later but he always forgot, getting lost in the beautiful music his soulmate listened to.

Eventually, Julie grew accustomed to the constant rock and decided to Google the lyrics in her head. After coming up blank everywhere, she concluded that her soulmate was making original music. So she had a talented soulmate. Didn't mean they weren't annoying.

Perfect Harmony

Julie still can't wait to meet her soulmate. Maybe she won't kill them on sight but she sure as hell will beat them with a cushion for the one calculus test she flunked after spending all the study time with loud music in her head.

Luke and Julie write music together

I love Luke but he's dumb and he doesn't even notice that he's writing music with his soulmate. Julie does, but only because her soulmate has a very distinct voice and any music that comes from her soulmate shares that voice and even though it's so very different to her own, there is an undeniable complimentary aspect.

Julie has like 8 duets locked away from her family that she co-wrote with her unaware soulmate.

Perfect Harmony

Sunset Curve has ballads now and then. Bobby, Reggie and Alex know why but they're not gonna tell Luke. They're just gonna share knowing glances and pretend like nothing is different. They have a bet going with how long it'll take Luke to realise.

Luke is falling in love with his soulmate because music is life and his soulmate has GREAT music taste. Unlike Julie, he hasn't yet figured out that the music in his head is original music.

P E R F E C T H A R M O N Y

Endless, Sun & I thought about killing Rose but we threw that out the window pretty quickly. Instead, we decided upon a year-long coma. In which Julie loses music.

Luke is absolutely distraught. He thinks his soulmate died. Reggie, Alex & Bobby don't think so for sure but the longer the silence goes on, the more convinced they get. It affects Luke's music too. Sunset Curve doesn't shut down like Julie did, but they do get softer.

Luke spends more time writing, singing to himself. If by some miracle, his soulmate isn't dead, then he's singing to them. Hopefully.

One day, Sunset Curve performs for Julie. Well, they don't specifically perform for her. They'd have to know her for that. Sunset Curve throws a small gig and "this song goes out to all of you who feel hopeless, like you'll never be able to wake all the passions you used to have up again."

Flynn decides Julie needs to start living again and drags her to the small mini concert because it's small and why not.

Julie goes through the entire evening in a daze, but after Flynn leaves her house later that night, Julie feels a little fuzzy, like something's wrapping her in a big warm hug. And the next day, Julie absolutely obliterates Wake Up.

A week or so after, Rose is concious again.

Now that the serious moments are done, let's get to some funnies.

Luke, distracted and bored: you with the sad eyes

Julie, trying to do her homework: W H Y

Luke, oblivious: don't be discouraged

Julie, squishing her scrap paper: >:(

Flynn finds this amusing and asks what's up. Julie growls, "he's singing Trolls."

"So sing back. Duh."

And then she does. Luke's singing gets less lazy and more energetic. Julie actually really likes Trolls music and she has to admit singing Poppy's lines are fun. Flynn is super tempted to record Julie and call it blackmail stock. Alex, Reggie and Bobby actually act on the temptation.

They do this often. Julie will be doing something mundane and then all of a sudden, there's a duet playing in her head and it's her idiot soulmate covering the song akd hoping she joins in. Thankfully, Julie is mostly alone but she wonders if her soulmate is acting a fool in front of other people just for the sake of hearing her voice. Endearing.

P E R F E C T H A R M O N Y

Julie needs some practice on her dance recitals okay, so randomly, she has the track playing on her headphones and bops her head along. Sometimes she's cleaning the kitchen and dancing with the broom pretending it's her dance partner. No I don't do that haha

It has been WEEKS of this.

Luke has developed brain cells. He now knows his soulmate is helping him write music. So he starts penning down a new song. Both of them know it's a duet. They've even had some joke practices together with no music and things like that. Julie doesn't know the music that goes with it because Luke is careful not to play it. Ever.

And so one night, Julie's down in the studio -- it's dusty and needs a little cleaning -- and pops her earbuds in and she's doin her lil dancy-dance as she listens to her the music for her dance class recital.

Luke: GUYS GUYS GUYS ITS TIME ITS TIME SHE'S PRACTICING GUYS GUYS

Alex: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENINNNGGGGGGG

Reggie and Bobby: so should we leave you two alone for a minute or--

Luke: NO YOU WILL STAY HERE AND YOU WILL PLAY THE NOTES I GAVE YOU LAST WEEK I HOPE YOU NERDS PRACTICED

Bobby: you know we're gonna silently make fun of you the whole time

Luke: I am aware but you guys love me and you'll do this for me now shut up I have to time this perfectly

Julie is hearing double. At first she thinks maybe she never plugged her headphones in or maybe Flynn or Carrie are nearby listening to it too or -- no wait hang on a minute that doesn't sound like the track she's supposed to dance to.

Taking out her earbuds confirms that the music is in her head.

Off topic, speaking of music in her head, Luke definitely thinks I Got The Music is a Bop™

Its soft, its sweet, it's just guitar. There is no way in hell her soulmate is listening to guitar instead of playing it. She knows that much.

So now Julie has forgotten about cleaning the studio up and is pretty much standing in the same spot, just holdin on to the broom that did just two short sweeps

"Step into my world"

"THE BASTARD WROTE A SONG"

"Bittersweet love story bout a girl"

big gasp "THAT BASTARD IS PLAYING OUR DUET"

"Shook me the core"

Julie's brain: singggg,,,,, Julie: I'm afraid, ,,, Julie's brain, in Flynn's voice: S I N G

"Voice like an angel, never heard before"

Julie, before she can back down, "here in front of me"

Luke's eyes get so wide and so happy. Bobby takes a pause to snap a photo. When they finally find Luke's soulmate, they're gonna have so many dorky pics to show

Y'all it is the most beautiful separated duet of all time. I mean, not for the guys, the pauses are really weird but hey, at least Luke seems to be enjoying himself.

Post duet: "Mija are you singing to yourself"

Julie: (screams and throws broom) no?

You know what maybe this needs to be split for a part two...

[imagineurfavs]

Astro - Cha Eunwoo A-Z

Who deleted all their requests before pasting it into here...?? ...this bitch...

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A - Aftercare Aftercare usually just consists of taking a super quick shower and changing the sheets if necessary. It’s very much a joint thing; he does stuff for you, but he expects some care in return lmao

B - Body Part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner) On himself he likes his eyes, he’s a sucker for deep eye contact as he pushes himself into you. On his s/o he likes their thighs/butt, the softer the better lol.

C - Cum He can get a little messy when he cums, which he’s honestly not a fan of. So he prefers to finish inside you purely for ease of clean up. Doesn’t mind using a condom, to him its just the most convenient.

D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) He has quite a lot of more dominant tendencies that he tries not to show too much just bc it doesn’t fit too well with his “flower boy” image, but anyone that knows Dongmin knows that he can have quite a bit of a temper (he is an aries after all lol). So he sees sex as a perfect outlet for all that pent up stress that he can’t let out anywhere else, a place where he can finally be the one setting the rules, not following them. 

E - Experience This is a tricky one...it’s no secret that he’s incredibly popular with the ladies; but he’s also a lot more shy than he usually appears, not to mention how busy he always is. He’s got a little experience, but he’s by no means an expert lol

F - Favourite Position Usually just ends up being missionary with your legs thrown over his shoulder. That way he can maintain eye contact and set the pace as much as he wants.

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous etc) Really not that goofy in the moment, he really gets in the zone and is definitely on the more serious side. It’s afterwards, when y'all are finally cleaned up and settled that he lets his soft ass self come out

H - Hair (how well groomed are they) I don’t think it’s something he’d really pay too much attention to. He wont let it get too out of control, but it’s not a priority lmao

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect) Eeeeh...I don’t think he’d be all that intimate tbh. He thinks it’s a given how he feels, otherwise he wouldn’t be sleeping with you. So he doesn’t really see the need to outwardly show any emotions in the moment, when he’s busy focusing on the task at hand lol.

J - Jack Off (Masturbation) Boy does it alot lol, it’s his favourite way to de-stress. You can almost guarantee before any big event or TV appearance that he’ll take himself off to the bathroom and go at it lol

K - Kinks (one of more of their kinks) A lil bit of pain; biting, spanking etc. Nothing that hurts a crazy amount but stuff that’ll for sure leave a mark. There’s nothing he finds sexier than watching a red hand print appear on your butt. He likes receiving this kinda stuff as well, aside from maybe the spanking, but he loves being bitten, scratched, etc...just keep it somewhere it wont be seen.

L - Location (Favourite places to do the do) Literally just the bedroom. That’s it. He’ll try it out in as many different places in said room; in the bed, on the floor, against the wall, on the desk etc but it has to stay in the bedroom.

M - Motivation (What turns them on) Loves it when you touch his thighs, even if it’s just in passing or even accidental, it riles him up so much lol. He loves it when he catches you staring at him from across the room too, bonus points if there’s a lot of people around, you can bet that he’ll be eye fucking you right back lol

N - NO (something they won't do, turn offs) Absolutely nothing that involves even anything slightly public. He doesn’t wanna risk any part of his private life getting out, largely for the sake of your privacy also. Everything saucy happens behind closed doors...alone...probably with the door locked also.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) He’s so messy with it omfg. He loves to make soooo much noise when he goes down on you like it’s honestly enough to make you blush lord almighty, he really goes out of his way to make the most lewd noises. Highkey loves going down on you for that exact reason, he likes to make you all bashful and embarrassed lmao. When receiving he likes to just lay back and let you do what you want to him lol.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc) He tends to keep more of a steady medium pace, but on certain days he can for sure get super rough...hold on tight lmao. He keeps a vice grip on your hips, there’ll always been tiny little marks left there from his fingertips.

Q - Quickies (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc) He wasn’t always a fan of quickies, but he’s grown to like them a lot more bc sometimes they're the only option. He’ll still only see them as a last resort though, if either of you have got somewhere to be but reeeeally can’t wait any longer.

R - Risk (are they down to experiment, do they take risks?) Nooooooope nope not down at all, sorry. Although, if you can promise him that it’ll be fun, and it wont leave the bedroom, then he might me down...maybe...but most likely not.

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go, how long do they last? etc) I feel like he’s a one and done kinda guy lol. The rounds would be pretty average in length, but you’ll only get one out of him

T - Toy (do they own toys do they use them on a partner or on themselves?) Doesn’t own a whole lot, mainly bc he just doesn’t see the point, “why buy something to do what you could just do yourself...?” The most he might buy would maybe be some super fancy silk ties to use on you...they’d have to be super pretty though, can’t forget the aesthetic lol

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease) He’s SUCH a tease. He deliberately takes his time with every move he makes prior to actual sex lol, foreplay with Dongmin is a lengthy process lol. He loves testing your patience, watching you get more and more frustrated with him.

V - Volume (how loud are they, what type of sounds they make) He mainly makes more whimpery kinda noises and sighs. He can get pretty loud, but he’ll only let himself get loud if you are as well, he doesn’t wanna be the only one making noise.

W - Wild Card (a random headcannon) Is a bratty dom a thing? Bc that’s the energy Dongmin gives me lol. Like, as opposed to giving you any form of punishment if you dont listen to him, he’ll get kinda whiny and annoying. He for sure has a lil bit of a prince complex lol, like he wants to almost be kinda served and worshipped, and will definitely get bratty if he doesn’t get his way...

X - X-ray (what's going on inside those pants) Average in length, maybe a tiny bit thicker

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive) Honestly, I dont really think it’s all that high. BUT with that being said, when he does get in the mood, it happens all at once and very intensely sdsdg 

Z - Zzz... (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He’ll stay awake for a while afterwards. Depending on the time of day, he’s perfectly happy to get up and go do stuff, he doesn’t get too sleepy afterwards.  If you wanna sleep though, he’s more than happy to settle down and drift off with you 

[cornfarm]

alphabet event!

hiii i've been missing doing fun little events, so i'll be opening my askbox for an indefinite amount of time to write for these alphabet prompts! y'all can send any of the saiki k characters for any of the letters! :)

i only ask that you send no more than 5 letters per request cuz i don't know how quickly i'll get overwhelmed. thanks!

anyways here's the alphabet, kudos to @/snk-warriors for the prompt list ^__^

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship.

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Y earning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

[jangofctts]

Okay OkAY first of all how about we talk about how you're Killing Me with all of these drabbles for the sunburst bois!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU make me Pine for them!!! Since you insist on writing stuff that makes me think about them 24/7 I would like to Discuss either a night out at 79s or a DATE NIGHT. here are my thoughts (& some thots) I would like to know what U FINK

Blanche - doesn't seem to be down for ~feelings~ or at least ADMITTING THEM so if he were to do either I'm guessing it would be a night out at 79s not a date. would he want to go with you to 79s or would he want it to be a squad only thing? I think he'd be pretty intent on keeping you separate from the squad if he could help it. Mainly bc I think he has so many demands that he just wants one (1) thing for himself but he also wants to do it in a way where he isn't ACTUALLY GIVING HIMSELF TO YOU BC HES DUMB AND PUSHES YOU AWAY so my guess is he'd do neither would go out with the boys and then find you after to... U kno.... Fuck u through a wall... Bc if he can't have you then he can at least make it MEMORABLE FOR BITH OF U

Blue - definitely wants to go on a date. also wants to go to 79s with you. Wants to do everything with you???? I just think he'd drop everything if he could and would be like yes let's do literally anything as long as I am with you. A literal angel who I lub.

Jaws - date DATE D A TE NI G H T. Bump going out he wants to date you. He wants to date you hard. He wants to do all of the dumb dates he's seen in holodramas. He wants to walk you to the door of your apartment. He wants you to ask him up to your room for... Tea. Caf. Fucking whatever as long as he can bridal style carry you into your bedroom. Once you're in the bedroom tho that's when we are no longer in a holo drama but a BAD PORNO IF U KNO WHAT I MEAN

Sweets - b a b y. I feel like this would be tricky. Probably wouldn't want to go to 79s with you but would also be very stressed™ about going on a date with you. I think he'd really want to go on a date but would be so overwhelmed and unsure of what to do with himself. I think you would have to just suggest doing things together and not call it a date. Like take him to candy shops but not call it a date or maybe if there is a zoo or someplace with animals tell him you really want to go there and oh sweets do you want to come with meeeee. And then later he gets back to the barracks and the bois are like w o w sweets dates y'all and sweets is like... Sweets.exe has stopped working "tHAt wAS a DATE BUT I DIDNT OVERTHINK THE ENTIRE TIME" and then I fink he wants to go on dates with you all the time after that 💖💖💖

Kami - 79s all the way baby. Not only bc he wants to drink and have fun with the squad and you, but a l s o bc you two should go check out the fresher together. Maybe inspect the structural integrity of that wall in the back... Vigorously. Maybe make sure the supply closet is secure. M a y b e make sure the booth cushions are gonna hold up... For Science. I think eventually if you ever got to the point of getting a confession a REAL ONE out of him he'd want to go on all the dates but until then I think wacky hijinks in 79s is all you're gonna get... Not that we mind that 👀

Fuse - o fuse baby definitely no dates. Nothing even remotely resembling a date. If he smells date activity or feelings then he is o u t. I think he'd go to 79s with you but I al so feel like he would ditch you at some point NOT BC HE DOESNT WANT TO BE WITH YOU BUT BC HE THINKS YOU SHOULD FIND AOMEONE ELSE THE LITERAL DUMBASS definitely think he would mainly limit your interactions to quick fucks and that's it (u already talked about him breaking things off with you and how that would happen and how you would come back together and I CANNOT IMPROVE UPON PERFECTION)

Bruiser - kinda like blue I feel like he would be down to do anything as long as you're with him. 79s? Y es. Date? Also yes. Mainly I think this would come down to you. He wants to know what you want to do. He also definitely wants to fuck you whether it's after date night or after a night at 79s there is no hiding how much that man wants it 👀 he is looking respectfully JK HE WANTS TO F U CK he would not be shy about that. Would definitely be shy about feelings so I could see how dates could be a Big Thing for him. I think of Him often. I wanna date a Lorge Man plz and thank you.

Void - MY M A N. okay so I think that void would want to do neither. Esp when the war is going on. Maybe after the war things could be different. But all he wants to do is have a Nice Night In okay! Also I don't wanna make him sound boring like y'all will get up to things. Definitely having shower sex in your apartment. And then you're gonna fuck again after. And then since you made a mess you're gonna need to shower again... 👀 BUT NEEWAYZ I think he'd really like watching a holodrama with you or just eating dinner in maybe takeout maybe something you cooked together. He just wants to spend time with you in a Very Low Stress Environment. Maybe I could see you going on dates together but they would have to be the most low key chill dates ever lmao I think he'd mainly just want to spend time with you alone and relax as often as he could so that you could take care of him and he could take care of someone too where THEIR LIFE ISNT ON THE LINE OKAY LET HIM REST AND GET LAID I LOVE HIM SO MYCH LEMME PAMPER HIM MY HEART BELONGS TO H I M 😭💞💞

LITERALLY I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM HERE U GO U MADE ME DO THIS I HOPE U R HAPPY WITH YOURSELF 😤💖

THIS DEADASS IS SO ACCURATE LIKE IM KAJRKEHR IM SCREAMING LIKE THIS IS ALL SO SO PERFECT FOR THE BOYS 

I LOVE THIS HCS WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND IVE REREAD THEM LIKE FIVE THOUSAND TIMES I THANK YOU AHKWEJHRKH 

[arce-elliot]

Magnus Archives - First Impressions (76-100)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH WE’RE HALF-WAY THERE

EP 76 (The Smell of Blood): - MELANIEEEEE I'm being spoiled, so many Basira eps and now Melanie - hmm. what the fuck. - "yes i know what a meme is" YESSSS THE LINE - Jon and Melanie are getting along we love to see it - wait how does Melanie know why can she remember real Sasha EP 77 (The Kind Mother): - Ah yes more Not Them - THANK YOU JON YOU'VE FINALLY GOT IT EP 78 (Distant Cousin): - oh dear Jon what's your deal - More Not Them Wheeeeee - WEB TABLE WEB TABLE - Breekon and Hoooooope, the boooooys - AYYYY MICHAEL EP 79 (Hide and Seek): - these poor boys are in WAY over there heads lmao - whoops you got that Michael Distortion GPS chip dumbass - oh mr. leitner? EP 80 (The Librarian): - jurgen is so exasperated lmao - "that'll be our gerard" oh so he's OUR gerard now - jurgen really said "can you speed up this panic attack lmao" - damn Jon how you gonna talk your way out of this mess EP 81 (A Guest for Mr. Spider): - jon stop being mean to little jon :C - GEOOOOORGIE!!!! EP 82 (The Eyewitnesses): - AYYY DAISY - oh this is a fun episode, "Martin K. Blackwood Learns About Police Corruption" - Daisy is fed up w/ these archivist men lmao - Lord I HATE Elias but listening to him play Daisy like a fiddle is entertaining - g o d this is fun - "i'm gonna kill you someday" get in line Daisy - Martin get his ass EP 83 (Drawing a Blank): - Of COURSE Georgie's right Jon - reiterating: circus bad EP 84 (Possessive): - AWWW MARTIN BEIN A LIL ARCHIVIST - Melanie said "ew who's this nerd give me MY nerd" - w o o f damn Melanie how's your will looking EP 85 (Upon the Stair): - OoOoOh spooky - Statement of Spiral, regarding the Spiral of the Spiral. Audio recording by Spiral, Head Spiral of the Spiral Institute, Spiral. - AYYYYY DELANO!!!!! - Jon complimenting Georgie is p r e c i o u s EP 86 (Tucked In): - Tim is not suited for this mess lmao - ARCHIVAL PRISONER LMAO - g o d the hatred between Tim and Melanie holy shit - I hate angry Tim but now I have sad Tim and now it's WORSE - YESSSS MELANIE AND JON REUNITED AT LAST, MY DARLINGS EP 87 (The Uncanny Valley): - Explain this shit to Georgie gdi - GERTRUDEEEEEE i missed ya you old hag - Circus music? oh hell no EP 88 (Dig): - wow wonder what entity this one's about - BASIRA BASIRA BASIRA - phewwww Martin is mad it's okay little man - dig lil man EP 89 (Twice as Bright): - where the fuck are they Starbucks - Jude Perry is...how you say...hot - JON LMAO YOU MORON EP 90 (Body Builder): - uh oh Dad's fighting with big brother tim - "lmao i left, what're gonna do? FIRE me? i'd love to see it" EP 91 (The Coming Storm): - Mike Crew is just trying to mind his own business - D a i s y please he's just a tiny scared little man EP 92 (Nothing Beside Remains): - E l i a s you cheeky bastard - g a h NOT THE FUCKIN ELIAS COMPULSION SIGH GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE - Tim over here like "what have I been TELLING y'all" EP 93 (Contaminant): - A D M I R A L - wtf is this mold - GDI BREEKON AND HOPE  A G A I N? - Georgie is BIG critical of Elias' hiring decisions lmao - Jon and Georgie's interactions are precious I love them - "Jonathan Sims, are you trying to save the world?" I LOVE GEORGIE SO MUCH EP 94 (Dead Woman Walking): - GEORGIE STATEMENT GEORGIE STATEMENT - O H she's deaD? - zoMBIE??? - georgie is immortal in this fear infested world EP 95 (Absent Without Leave): - yaAaAay war statement - lmao Basira is incredible she is simply vibing EP 96 (Return to Sender): - BREEKON AND HOPE BREEKON AND HOPE - Daisy and Sarah: lmao Jon ur dumb EP 97 (We All Ignore the Pit): - who is this sad child w/ Gertrude - YO WTF NIKOLA????? EP 98 (Lights Out): - Tim u are also protective u little hypocrit - mr. sandman, man me a sand - "positively ghoulish book" well golly gee wonder what that is - thank you elias for the murder tips EP 99 (Dust to Dust): - GERTRUDE AYYYYYYYY - Jon's finally puttin some damn pieces together - accept Georgie's help u dumbass - BREEKOOOOOON AND HOOOOOOOPE - Jon is left unattended for five whole seconds and is immediately kidnapped lmao EP 100 (I Guess You Had To Be There): - AWWW MARTIN TAKING LIVE STATEMENTS - Tim ain't cut out for this either lmao - Mr. Smith was strangled to death by Tim after giving that statement that's canon now - i have adhd jonny i can't handle this disjointed episode - PETER LUKAS PETER LUKAS