#VillainousThings

[ao3feed-harleyquinn]

modern girls and old-fashioned men

by villainousthings “Arkham, is it?” Edward arches a brow, a hint of a smile unfurling, “Be a doll and pass this message to daddy dearest: The Riddler refuses to be reduced to a lowly babysitter.”   “Doctor Arkham,” She corrects, all the worst parts of her father coagulating into the shape of a woman with sandbox innocence and doe-eyed unease. He’s taken aback at the gleam in her gaze, a flare of life he’d been certain had died out in the world. It’s the summer of 1993, the hottest Gotham City has ever been on record to date. The sun beats down on the sprawling wasteland of concrete like the barrel of a shotgun, droplets of rain wept by God and puddles of mud accumulate on uneven sidewalks, and ‘love’ is a sinister concept. Edward wouldn’t call her a friend. Even the term acquaintance sounds too chummy for his taste. She’s his therapist—well, was. But life in this city of madness and mayhem is never predictable. Change comes out swinging like a sea of fists and knocking his feet out from beneath. To his irritation, Alice is somehow always there to witness his fall, and even worse, she’s always there to help him back up. Words: 2938, Chapters: 2/4, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Edward Nygma, Original Female Character(s), Jeremiah Arkham, Harleen Quinzel, Jervis Tetch Relationships: Edward Nygma/Original Female Character(s), Edward Nygma & Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, Stockholm Syndrome, Canon-Typical Violence, Arkham Asylum is Terrible, Daddy Issues, Mental Instability, Purple Prose, Forced Cohabitation, no beta we die like jason todd via https://ift.tt/hYmkqMA

[chaotically-bookish]

🦸🏾‍♂️ COVER REVEAL 👽‍

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::Ground Control to Major Space Sloots::

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Earth Boys Are Easy - book 1 in C. Rochelle’s NEW Villains in Space spin-off* series - is landing on May 16th 🛰So dock yourself to this spice-station for an unhinged superhero x morally gray alien MM romance ride!

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IF YOU LOVE:

🦸🏾‍♂️👽‍ MM superhero x morally gray alien romance

🌞 Grumpy/sunshine

💘 Idiots. In. Love.

🛸 Forced proximity aboard a spaceship

🛏️ ONLY ONE SLEEPING POD

👾 Space Daddy has a closet full of skinsuits

🔫 Babygirl wears a ray gun for the aesthetic

💔 Hurt/comfort and so much schmoop

🙌 K!nk exploration “for science!”

👉👌I want to live inside you (for REAL for real)

😏 The usual naughty humor + witty banter

💫 Mysterious space adventure plot to a Bowie soundtrack

Then choose your alien accessories and blast off! 🚀

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Find 🔗s to Pr3-0rder Earth Boys Are Easy (ebook or SIGNED paperback ​​📖✍️), explore all C’s books, sh0p for N💥SFW art & bookish swag, sub to the newzyletter, infiltrate Pa-tre-on for advanced chapters, ARC opportunities, and other space sloot perks, and learn what sort of villain you’re dealing with in @c.rochelle_author bio 👆

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Mile-long TW/CW list coming soon… 👀

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Cover art 🖼️ by @lemonade_doodles

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*Chronologically, Earth Boys Are Easy occurs after Enter the Multi-Vers (Villainous Things, Book 4). However, you can start your adventure here before orbiting back to the series that started it all!

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#VillainousThings #VillainsinSpace #MMRomance #MMRomanceBooks #AlienRomanceBooks #SciFiRomanceBooks #GrumpySunshineRomance #ForcedProximityRomance #IdiotsinLove #SpicyBook #CoverReveal

[bethany-sensei]

“Ladies and gentlemen” is an outdated, useless greeting. From now on, I am using either “friends and foes” or “friends and fiends” instead, depending entirely upon the occasion. Of course.

[unsmalld]

;; after a week of house arrest, tobey tries robbing a convenience store. when all goes to hell & he flees the store, he’s teased by the other villains to the point where Ms. Weiss ( leslie ) steps in to get involved.

;; local mouse brained scientist dies with a single hit, more @ 11

;; FEATURING @aniimuses​, @villainousthing, & @flavored-arts​ !!

[joyffree]

😈TEASER BLAST😈

IF YOU LOVE:

👽‍🦹 MMM supervillains x intergalactic villain romance

Spy vs. Spy (hidden identities)

Control x Controlled Chaos x Cray

A BIG age gap + different worlds

Forced proximity (they were roommates)

Hot alien accessories hidden beneath a skinsuit

TWINS making a sammich (but NO 'cest)

B̶D̶S̶M̶ + edgeplay (including somno )

The usual naughty humor + witty banter

Overarching epic plot getting all wrapped up

Then throw some chaos grenades into the Multi-Vers!

Pr3-0rder Enter the Multi-Vers (coming Jan ‘24 at the latest • Mile-long TW/CW list coming soon… ): https://books2read.com/EntertheMultiVers

Catch up with the series, snag SIGNED PAPERBACKS, NSFW art & Villainous swag, join the influencer tour, infiltrate Pa--on for advanced chapters and other sneaky peeks, and learn what sort of evil villain you’re dealing with: https://c-rochelle.com

Stalk me in all the places (nice stalkers only, pls): https://linktr.ee/c.rochelle_author

Hosted by Chaotic Creative Services

[joyffree]

😈COVER & BLURB REVEAL 😈

Don’t lose your pretty little heads…

Enter the Multi-Vers, book 4 in C. Rochelle’s Villainous Things series of superhero x villain MM(+) romances, is arriving in January 2024 (at the latest)! So buckle up for the darkest, creepiest, and definitely filthiest Villainous yet…

Enter the Multi-Vers

-̷-̷-̷ Gabriel -̷-̷-̷

Theo Coatl was supposed to be just a job.

On paper, my twin and I are recent grads moving into the eccentric artist’s mansion for a once-in-a-lifetime internship opportunity.

In reality, Dre and I are spies for our clan—a pair of supes known as Shock and Awe who could melt our enemy’s brain as easily as we could extract the intel we were after.

Whatever works.

But our mark isn’t the only one keeping secrets, and Theo’s proximity is… doing things to me. This man could fulfill every dark desire I’ve buried beneath the surface. Things even my twin doesn’t know I crave.

Too bad exploring my fantasies isn’t part of the plan.

-̷-̷-̷ Andre -̷-̷-̷

Gabe and I may have been sent to this hideous McMansion on a mission, but the instant Theo Coatl sashayed into view, our plans changed.

At least, mine did.

Wolfy’s original instructions were clear—get in Theo’s head, get the intel, and get out. But I took our eldest brother’s words as more of a suggestion than anything.

And my idea is better.

Because I see the way Theo looks at my twin—like he wants to eat him alive. Never mind that the man is a potentially deadly being of unknown origins, or that I want to discipline him so badly I can taste it.

Gabe is the bait.

Theo is our prey.

And if I get to play with the brat before we end him, well, what could be the harm in that?

-̷-̷-̷ Theo -̷-̷-̷

It had been so long since I’d enjoyed a proper hunt, I was nearly giddy with excitement.

And what delightful prey I’ve found!

The twins are perfect. Broody angel Gabriel is pretending to resist my advances, while practically begging me to take what I want. And Andre is playing his cards close with absolute control—which only encourages me to defy him more.

As there’s nothing I love more than misbehaving.

I do have an agenda here on earth, however—one my interns can legitimately assist me with.

So, while I can’t wait to make a pretty pair of puppets out of these unsuspecting humans, I’ve decided to at least try to lure them in slowly. Really savor the experience.

Since it will be the d̷e̷a̷t̷h̷ of them in the end.

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IF YOU LOVE:

👽‍🦹 MMM supervillains x intergalactic villain romance

Spy vs. Spy (hidden identities)

Control x Controlled Chaos x Cray

A BIG age gap + different worlds

Forced proximity (they were roommates)

Hot alien accessories hidden beneath a skinsuit

TWINS making a sammich (but NO 'cest)

B̶D̶S̶M̶ + edgeplay (including somno )

The usual naughty humor + witty banter

Overarching epic plot getting all wrapped up

Then throw some chaos grenades into the Multi-Vers!

Pr3-0rder Enter the Multi-Vers (coming Jan ‘24 at the latest • Mile-long TW/CW list coming soon… ): https://books2read.com/EntertheMultiVers

Catch up with the series, snag SIGNED PAPERBACKS, NSFW art & Villainous swag, join the influencer tour, infiltrate Pa--on for advanced chapters and other sneaky peeks, and learn what sort of evil villain you’re dealing with: https://c-rochelle.com

Stalk me in all the places (nice stalkers only, pls): https://linktr.ee/c.rochelle_author

Hosted by Chaotic Creative Services

[ao3feed-harleyquinn]

modern girls and old-fashioned men

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hYmkqMA by villainousthings “Arkham, is it?” Edward arches a brow, a hint of a smile unfurling, “Be a doll and pass this message to daddy dearest: The Riddler refuses to be reduced to a lowly babysitter.”   “Doctor Arkham,” She corrects, all the worst parts of her father coagulating into the shape of a woman with sandbox innocence and doe-eyed unease. He’s taken aback at the gleam in her gaze, a flare of life he’d been certain had died out in the world. It’s the summer of 1993, the hottest Gotham City has ever been on record to date. The sun beats down on the sprawling wasteland of concrete like the barrel of a shotgun, droplets of rain wept by God and puddles of mud accumulate on uneven sidewalks, and ‘love’ is a sinister concept. Edward wouldn’t call her a friend. Even the term acquaintance sounds too chummy for his taste. She’s his therapist—well, was. But life in this city of madness and mayhem is never predictable. Change comes out swinging like a sea of fists and knocking his feet out from beneath. To his irritation, Alice is somehow always there to witness his fall, and even worse, she’s always there to help him back up. Words: 2938, Chapters: 2/4, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Edward Nygma, Original Female Character(s), Jeremiah Arkham, Harleen Quinzel, Jervis Tetch Relationships: Edward Nygma/Original Female Character(s), Edward Nygma & Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, Stockholm Syndrome, Canon-Typical Violence, Arkham Asylum is Terrible, Daddy Issues, Mental Instability, Purple Prose, Forced Cohabitation, no beta we die like jason todd read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hYmkqMA

[bethany-sensei]

The intersection of Ravenclaw and Supervillain

If none of you will acknowledge my brilliance, I will have to destroy you all.

It's a fine line most days anyway.

[bethany-sensei]

Honestly, there's something relatable about the way Sephiroth got so pissed off at a specific group of people that he decided to destroy the entire planet.

[bethany-sensei]

I have an army. #ghostietreats #food #workday #villainousthings https://www.instagram.com/p/BpaEmpfB5iB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gd93bjn6p74g

[bethany-sensei]

Maybe I'm paranoid (I know I'm paranoid) and maybe I'm just a human magpie drawn to shiny objects, but it seems to me that a rhinestone phone case sticking up almost halfway out of someone's back pocket is just begging to get stolen.

[bethany-sensei]

Today on People Don't Know I'm Not Lawful Good:

My new boss threw a piece of pear at me for not correcting him when he called me "Danielle". He dies not realize that I was just planning to call him "Greg", which is not his name.

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I should have a warning label so people know I'm a villain.

[bethany-sensei]

At work today I told my new boss that I'm a chemist and he immediately thought Walter White.

In reality, "I'm a chemist" in my case just means "I may be a human disaster, but I am a human disaster with mathematical precision and the ability to do stuff that would have gotten me burned as a witch a couple of centuries ago."

[bethany-sensei]

I have committed a Good Deed. I didn't like it.

[bethany-sensei]

It's 4:43am on my last day at this job and the Souls of the Damned that are trapped in the convection ovens are singing me a farewell song.

[bethany-sensei]

Finally decided on an @evilsupplyco notebook for redoing those missing storyboards. Involuntary hiatus will end… eeeeeeventually. :/