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duchess-of-oldtown · 8 months

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This Week on Keeping up with the Greyjoys...

Theon: I'm on a voyage of really finding myself again

Asha: Stannis is just really out here enforcing gender roles in a fucking crisis... anyway back to that asshole who flips his hair and left me walking in a fucking blizzard on a broken ankle

Victarion: WHAT DO YOU MEAN GRINDR ISN'T AN APP FOR SHARPENING MY WEAPONS *smashes phone*

Euron: *showing off his entire collection of villain costumes* It's all about dressing for the job you want not the one you have.

Aeron *tied to a bow of the Silence*: EEEEEERRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

Balon: ☠️

#I want to see a reality show based on the Greyjoys but it just gets more unhinged every season #Euron is there with his GRWM videos while his crew is committing war crimes behind him #Rodrik Harlaw is there purely for reaction shots and looking into the camera #Theon keeps stumbling into shots each more dishevelled than the last #Victarion keeps getting catfished #Yes it's euron #Aeron just be going through it but he'd just be in confessionals denying it all because he ain't a lil bitch #Theon just sobbing in the confessionals #Asha is just dropping bea Arthur worthy commentary #Keeping up with the Greyjoys #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #house of the dragon #asoiaf meta #hotd #valyrianscrolls #stannis baratheon #asha greyjoy #theon greyjoy #euron greyjoy #aeron greyjoy #victarion greyjoy #House greyjoy #House Greyjoy of pyke #the iron islands #the iron isles #The salt throne #The silence #a game of thrones #a clash of kings

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