#Vic replies

[netherfeildren]

who would be the best and worst uber driver out of all of pedro’s characters

joel would be the best - his car would be impeccably clean, he never gets lost or takes weird routes, very straight forward, he never tries to small talk or chat or anything, how's it going, have a good one, that's IT

din would be absolutely terrible - one, he shows up with a car that's about to fall to pieces, bungee corded on bumper, side mirrors are taped on, there's a hole in the floorboards that you almost fall through, drives like you're being chased by the cops and leaves you afraid for your life - most importantly, he's got his baby in the back seat and no mention is made about said kid it's just there, stares at you the whole ride

javi would accept the ride and then just never show up

[bilosan]

Oh shit, I am on my knees!

(me after seeing your icon)

🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 yeah he is a sight to behold

[yo-yo-bear]

SML FAN??? LAPFOX FAN??? AHHHHHH BE MY MOOTIEEE EHSHAKQOSHAJJQJABDBSBW 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

AYYYYYY YES OFC DUDE ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

[netherfeildren]

what apps do u think joel has on his phone

listen i cannot picture that old man having anythkng but a motorola flip phone in the year 2024 still but IF and its a big if he did have a smart phone it’d be like sarah’s old android that he inherited when he upgraded her to the prettiest shiniest new pink iphone bc he’s the nicest dad in the whole world and he’d have candy crush and he plays it in secret when no one’s looking and he’s on level like fucking 2,000 and he’s also obsessed with looking at houses on zillow and judging the real estate values and interiors he calls it “watching the market”

[netherfeildren]

Everytime I’m reminded how big his arms are I whip out a fan like a shocked southern woman

like it’s actually kind of fucked up…..

[netherfeildren]

Okay I’m having visions of a pink pony girl!reader AU where we’re a dancer at a burlesque show, all soft and pretty. Idrk how Joel would end up there but he’s all horny and overwhelmed by her allure. Idk, sounds yearny and soft and evil sexy like something you’d enjoy

ok wait bc this would be such a good holiday AU ha

like he’s lonely and has nowhere else to be for Christmas so he’s goes to the strip club just to be around people and they instantly like each other and she doesn’t have anyone else to spend the day with either so they go home together afterwards

[netherfeildren]

Watching The Mandalorian S1 and it feels like watching old home videos of my husband who’s been lost at sea for many months

remember last year when it was the only thing I watched over and over literally non stop for 9 months like an insane person

but now when I watch it all I can think about when he’s going on his silly quests during season 1 with the frog is how in a certain tcc universe he’s got a broken heart while all that’s happening and a certain little sith is somewhere all alone in the galaxy missing him real bad and doing even worse things to make up for losing him

[netherfeildren]

The sheer number of orgasms your writing has given me is quite literally insane

and i’ll do it again

[netherfeildren]

feels wrong to enjoy the new gladiator content without you 😔😔hope alll is well and we miss you

IM HERE !!! I’m ready to talk about my little baby bird with his little broken wing 😭😭😭😭😭

[netherfeildren]

https://x.com/tropicoblues/status/1758622976432349643?s=46&t=Cq61na00I0tcHsh6IM3-nw

need your reaction to pookie almost hitting his juul (or weed pen) before remembering he’s on camera and getting embarrassed pls you speak for the people

old man has an oral fixation and i’ve got SEVERAL SOMETHINGS HE CAN PUT IN HIS MOUTH

also this made me feel literally sick to my stomach

[netherfeildren]

din djarin

down my throat

[netherfeildren]

do you have a disorganized/fearful avoidant attachment by any chance. please feel free to ignore this!

no idea what’s wrong with me, actually

[netherfeildren]

pink would be SUCH a good AITA story

like reddit?!?! hahhaha omg ur so right like…

i (48 y/o M) started having sex with my daughter in law (20 somethjng y/o F) but hear me out. my long lost son is a complete and total bitch and i dont want to have failed as a father but i kind of have and now i can’t keep it in my pants and oh did i mention she’s perfect and beautiful and i’m in love with her and she also may or may not be pregnant with my child? AITA for falling in love with my ex daughter in law? please, send advice reddit!! i am an old man and just now learned how to turn on a computer and also what reddit is!

[netherfeildren]

https://x.com/pascalarchive/status/1755096670872756551?s=46&t=Cq61na00I0tcHsh6IM3-nw

Babe look the hot old man is out again

ITS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR ME MATES SAY GOODBYE VIC NOW

[netherfeildren]

(PORN LINKS)

https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/s/OzS5pqXLjl

https://soundgasm.net/u/NotSoSilentStranger/Cowboy-at-the-Bar

giddy up and yeehaw cowgirls and cowboys and cowtheys

[netherfeildren]

i feel like u would make such a good stepdad!joel fic

dead mother, historical southern gothic, he needs to take a new wife to secure his heir 🌚