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—Lord Vetinari
would you?
#reblog#discworld#gnu terry pratchett#meme#discworld meme#thought(s) from yours truly#vetinari#havelock vetinari#lord vetinari#rincewind#the wizzard#wizard#wizards#vimes#sam vimes#the watch#moist von lipwig#going postal#making money#raising steam#mustrum ridcully#nobby nobbs#colon#fred colon#and many more!
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need I say anything?
------- ko-fi // redbubble
#my discworld series continues#art#digital art#myart:fanart#discworld fanart#discworld#lord vetinari#havelock vetinari#vetinari#dw#terry pratchett
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evening request part 1: Angua and Sam Vetinari and Granny Weatherwax (two separate requests, but I wish that these two meet ♥)
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the night watch and friends
#discworld#night watch#vetinari#sybil ramkin#samuel vimes#angua von uberwald#carrot ironfoundersson#cheery littlebottom#detritus#dorfl#and. sally with the long last name#my art#sorry i didnt want to draw colon and nobby bc their designs ummm are meaner than me LOL
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"Boo."
Happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to all who observe.
Like last year, I opted to do a redraw of an old drawing from 2020; a companion piece to my previous drawing, a redraw from 2019. Night Watch is a good context to revisit the past and look at how I've evolved.
Rise up!
#discworld#night watch#vetinari#lord vetinari#havelock vetinari#the glorious 25th of may#lilac day#the glorious republic of treacle mine road#all the little angels#justice truth freedom reasonably priced love and a hard-boiled egg#ankh-morpork#ankh-morpork city watch#terry pratchett#GNU Terry Pratchett#glorious 25th of may
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Moist Von Lipwig voice: Why are you telling me this, sir?
Vetinari voice: Because no one will ever believe you, Mr. Lipwig.
Based on this post because look I just. I just had to ok.
#lord vetinari#moist von lipwig#discworld#vetinari#magpie.png#memes#my art#gnu terry pratchett#gnu#I don’t think I’ve drawn anything this fast#And if the subject of the painting bares a resemblance to a certain someone then that's between Vetinari and his private gallery isn't it
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the Extremely Normal Vimes/Vetinari Dynamic ™️ in jingo
#ft. my badly cropped pictures#im losing it the LAST LINE OF THE BOOK is about the Terrier Thing????#you have actually got to be kidding me.#gayest book i've ever read#also one of my faves of the discworld books so far#discworld#vetvimes#vetinari#vimes#lord vetinari#sam vimes#havelock vetinari#i love that vetinari has three separate tags#jingo
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Love that Vetinari is just in contact with everyone's wives
#'what about adora belle?'#'i told her last week' i love him#discussing sam's diet with sybil and getting her to convince him to do shit#ha!#meanwhile moist and vimes are absolutely shitting themselves lol#vetinari#discworld#terry pratchett#gnu terry pratchett
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this weird guy and his crusty eyed white dog
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Quick smol sillies
#discworld#havelock vetinari#lord vetinari#samuel vimes#vetvimes#vimes x vetinari#sam vimes#Vetinari#Vimes#gnu terry pratchett#Very quick afterwork sketchyy#Lilacs smoke and coffee dark as night
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Vetinari: *successfully gets Vimes to accept a higher position*
Vimes: >:( fine. I'm not happy about it, but fine.
Vetinari, internally: *delighted* I'm sicking my dog on unsuspecting society again. I'm enriching him. It's good for his character development. I'm making him someone else's problem again :D I'm so good at running our city. This is great. I should force him into more positions so he can distress more unsuspecting society :D
#havelock vetinari#vetinari#lord vetinari#vimes x vetinari#vetvimes#discworld#samuel vimes#vimes#sam vimes#commander vimes
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save me lord Vetinari (some hand practices)
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I’m entering my Vetinari era. Going to start saying shit like “Capital!” and “Do not let me detain you.” and “A great rolling sea of evil. Shallower in some places, of course, but deeper, oh, so much deeper in others. But people like you put together little rafts of rules and vaguely good intentions and say, this is the opposite, this will triumph in the end.” Gonna start juggling knives.
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silliest guy in ankh-morpork
#havelock vetinari#vetinari#discworld#i like when he plays ditzy. only guy who knows hes in a humor novel#i know wuffles isnt in feet of clay but he is.... in my Heart#drew the stamp bc the canon stamps as seen in the moist books are so totally wrong!! WHERE is his fuckass BOB#and the facial hair isnt nearly fussy enough! and also not even a goatee?#my art
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I find it greatly amusing that Lord Vetinari can't seem to stop. Put him in prison? He'll advise one pest on how to eliminate the others, putting him in a position of power amongst the dungeon dwellers. Put him on a train? Oh, no, that's not Vetinari that's just a coal shoveler. And a vicious one at that, when they have a fight he always wins.
And as a sidenote/addition: I don't think his age for that second example was specified, but it's established by that point that he's getting on in years, uses a cane, and his beloved dog Wuffles has passed, so he can't be a spring chicken.
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You know what I want to see more of?
Ankh Morpork Souveniers
SPECIFICALLY
Lace bobbins
So, info dump time, round world historical lace bobbins are made from wood or bone, specifically horse or cow shin bones, and they can be plain or decorated. English midland style bobbins have beads called spangles to weigh them down and keep them flat.
Historically you had a large portion of poor and working class women making lace (because it's tedious, repetitive, and was worth a fair amount compared to other home crafts of the time) and they would often sit in their front gardens/on the street/in their doorways making lace because they needed good light.
Now, people would wander by and see what people were working on/what could be purchased, so one way people would promote things, say an election candidate, a moral bible message or an event (like a hanging) would be with engraved bobbins.
Bobbins, the free pens of the semi- literate world
They would also be given as gifts to the lacemaker from family members or sweethearts, sometimes with names or messages etched into them (theres a saucely one with 'kis me quick my mome is comin' etched into it in the Cowper & Newton Museum)
Now back to the Disc.
Thanks to Guards Guards we know that there is lacemaking on the Disc because Vetinari is reading a book on it in prison.
Ergo, there are lace makers*
Lacemakers who would go head over heels to be brought a tiny dwarf battle bread shaped bobbin by their friend who visited Koom Valley, or be gifted an antique troll bone bobbin that sparkles with tiny diamond flecks (new troll bone products since been outlawed everywhere but Uberwald much like the round world's ivory laws)
But most of all
I want to see hanging bobbins.
You know with absolute certainty that CMOT dibbler is hawking badly made bobbins, made from the finest (rat) bones yessir, to watchers of the seasons hangings.
Which means after the events of going postal...
There are ALBERT SPANGLER commemorative SPANGLED BOBBINS
VETINARI PROBABLY COMMISSIONED THEM
I AM LOSING MY MIND over moist von lipwig having to deal with the shipping hassle of every lacemaker and their aunt sending a bobbin to their far distant friends COMMEMORATING HIS OWN DEATH
I'M TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT THIS I SWEAR
*Vetinari would 100% enjoy lacemaking**, as it is all about following the strings and making sure they are heading where they need to go to complete the pattern.
**He would attend the Thursday morning club because lace ladies are incorrigible gossips and know everything about everyone
EDIT:
Ohmygod I forgot about the potential of souvenier PINS
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