#Vesuvia’s dumbest blunts

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Neeja x Donna and Sam x Valerius are like. Weirdly parallel ships and no I can’t further explain this

[juliansleftbuttcheek]

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enjoy this fucking garbage

dedicated 2 my wife, @devofuck

Asra 🦊

tarot readings aren’t the only thing sold in the back room.

he gets it from muriel, may or may not have casually slipped a plant into his garden and it got taken care of like everything else (now there’s probably around 80 plants)

charges lucio way too much, just for shits and giggles

at any given moment that he isn’t doing something incredibly important, he’s probably baked out of his mind

becomes the irl shitposter we all know he is when rly high “uhh can i get a fuckin uhhhhhhh”

also really enjoys psychoactive plants (his fav plant is belladonna.. c’mon, we all know he trips)

Julian 🥀

rly only smokes for sleep or celebration purposes

prefers drinking

appreciates asra’s many artisan glass pieces, refuses to touch them because he’s already broken like seven

says,,, the absolute dumbest shit

gets very happy and lovey in general

for some reason julian actually sings pretty well when he’s stoned, doesn’t hesitate to burst out in song any time one pops into his head

still dances horribly, cant get up on the table though (he’s tried, failed, and learned)

gives him the best sleep but really fucky dreams. always wakes up with interesting dream stories to tell you afterwards

will occasionally indulge in the other interesting plants asra has, enjoys the enlightening conversations he has with the stove salamander while tripping balls

Lucio 🔥

he’s the white boy that buys $45 grams

you already know his parties are full of the best shit asra has

eats the weirdest concoctions of the most expensive foods

valerius is his fav smoking buddy, they regularly get crossfaded and make a night out of talking shit/indulging in all the good food

after he starts getting tired though he’s liable to fall asleep anywhere in any position (often on the toilet)

rolls the shittiest blunts

Muriel 🐾

doesn’t actually use

little does the rest of Vesuvia know there’s a sizable farm in the forest a little ways away from his hut. he loves growing whatever herbs he can for asra’s shop to help out.. why not grow this too?

inanna really likes them for some reason, so they cant be that bad, can they?

doesnt want a share of the money, settles for accepting the gifts asra often leaves him with (lots of charms, beautiful stones, rare plant seeds, rly good chicken food)

Nadia 🌚

doesnt care for smoking personally, prefers edibles

they give her pleasant, silly dreams that she prefers much over her usual nightmares

also she loosens up a great deal and laughs at almost everything

likes being with other people when high, namely asra and julian

if theres something dumb proposed to the group while they’re all fubared (lets skinny dip in the pond/go knock on the bread guy’s door at 3am and see if he has leftovers/dye lucio’s hair with indigo while he’s passed out on the toilet) its probably nadia

knows portia’s a lil rocked at work sometimes. doesn’t care as long as she does her job

Portia 🐈

likes smoking, may be just a little high at work because it helps her think more clearly and not get overwhelmed

absolutely bakes all of nadia’s edibles for her, no charge

sells some of them in asra’s shop

buys pepi nice things with the money she makes from them

cooks so fucking much while she’s high, often sends visitors out with multiple plates bc theres no reason she needed to bake a cinnamon roll apple pie, three cheesecakes, two actual cakes, and a dozen regular brownies last night but she Did and she and pepi cant eat this fucking much