hyperwhitechocolate
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hyperwhitechocolate · 5 days ago
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I think if you came out to Igor he'd say something about being happy you've accepted all aspects of yourself or something
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hyperwhitechocolate · 6 days ago
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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!
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hyperwhitechocolate · 9 days ago
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Nautiloid Fall
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Timelapse is found here
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hyperwhitechocolate · 22 days ago
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hyperwhitechocolate · 24 days ago
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I think he's really neat.
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hyperwhitechocolate · 25 days ago
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hyperwhitechocolate · 26 days ago
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I now understand why Gortash hates Orin
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hyperwhitechocolate · 28 days ago
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Actually maybe Frieza had a point
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hyperwhitechocolate · 28 days ago
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You are caught in a time loop but instead of resetting you daily, it resets you every 30 years
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hyperwhitechocolate · 29 days ago
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hyperwhitechocolate · 1 month ago
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I’ve started playing dnd again and the campaign I’m in has the pitch that we all must be characters from written works. The plot is we got thrown out of our own stories and must find our way back.
I am Hamlet, a warlock who made a pact with his Dad’s ghost (it’s absolutely his Dad’s ghost, he wasn’t tricked at all, ignore the fiend patron type) to get revenge on his Uncle. But this post isn’t about him.
Because our cleric, the one entrusted with keeping the party full of heals, the only person with healing magic, is House MD.
“Wait Iz!” You cry. “House MD is a television show, not written fiction.” You’d be correct. Which is why our cleric House is not from the television show.
He’s from a fan fiction.
It’s as funny as it sounds.
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hyperwhitechocolate · 1 month ago
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hyperwhitechocolate · 1 month ago
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hyperwhitechocolate · 1 month ago
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portal coffee shop au but glados is a vindictive keurig
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hyperwhitechocolate · 1 month ago
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had a fun experience on the subway the other day
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hyperwhitechocolate · 2 months ago
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the phrase “i love men’s tits” lives in my head rent free unfortunately im a lesbian who is largely neutral about men’s tits so i rarely have cause to say it. i’m saying this hoping to inspire those of you who do love men’s tits to express that love
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hyperwhitechocolate · 2 months ago
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Reblog this if you support LGBTQIA+ rights, unfollow/dni if you can't do it
Edit: I'm sorry for not putting a flash warning before, and not reblogging doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. What I'm saying is to dni/unfollow if you don't support LGBT+ rights
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