#Very Tall BF.......

[birchbow]

I just started reading the fanfic and I have to ask what’s the size difference between gamzee and ghb?

Variable throughout the fic, because I'm not good at keeping set height differences in my head lol. I've been working for a long time on the theory that trolls just,,, continue to grow the whole time they're alive, albeit at a slower rate as they get older. But after hundreds of sweeps, highblood powerhouses like the GHB and Condesce have had time to get PRETTY BIG

Let's see, if I had to put approximate numbers on it....Gamzee at like 13-15 sweeps is like, the kind of guy you'd see and be like "oh damn that's a really tall guy", but still a fairly believable height. Six foot approaching seven, even without the horns (like,,,, 190 cm to 200 I guess? for the cm crowd lol). But even for highbloods, kind of a giant. Especially considering he's still in the double digits of sweeps.

Kurloz meanwhile is the kind of guy a human OR a troll would see and be like "that is not natural" lol. Closer to like 8 feet/240 cm, without the horns. Just a huge, lanky giant. They both tend to kind of stalk around hunched, but it Does Not Help lol.

You didn't ask but since they're in the picture; Karkat is like,,, stocky normal dude sized, lol. idk, like five foot five/165 cm. Just like, a pretty average height, if you're not surrounded by enormous monsters. The Condesce is built on the same general proportions as him, just Much Larger. Because: see the above theory about trolls getting bigger and bigger with time, haha.

[darlingpeasant]

Don’t remember this pov at all both from the show and bts BUT I will always love how he has to crouch down and bend his knees every time they kiss

Like if they ain’t willing to break their spine with every kiss? They ain’t worth it

[satorisoup]

people will think im ordinary until they say one (1) thing about tmnt and all of a sudden im explaining the entire lore starting from the 1990’s movie & why donatello is the best turtle i fear… T^T

tag limit fights me… i must yap… please listen… SOB </3

[cyellolemon]

Myel and the tall and freaky bf <3

[vigilskeep]

once again lost whole minutes just thinking about tristan morrigan height difference

[nympippi]

Vance loves listening to Finn’s space rants 💕🪐 🚀

[aliengirl]

skin is just beautiful. All the colors it can be??? And become???? The tans, the pinks, the golds, the reds, the blues??????

And it is just a blank canvas??? A blank canvas for our life. It starts being art the moment you were born, all your tints, moles, veins, birthmarks..... its?? beautiful????

And all the art that happens to it, being it purposely or not?? Being put there by someone or time itself??? The marks, the scars, the tattoos, the wrinkles, expression lines, stretch marks??????

ITS ART, its the museum of your life told by your body

[kinja145]

Is it just me or does the new Superman series character look a lot like Travis and Patricia somehow lol ?

[kakusu-shipping]

akjfhdkh seeing that post about how short the Mario bros are and then seeing your tags that Mario is supposed to be the same height as me was absolutely hilarious

In the recesses of my mind I'm sure I'm positive I was already aware of the fact that you are 5'1. You list it in all of your Self Insert Bios so I was already aware of this

And yet every time I draw you my brain goes "Echo? Good friend Echo? Freak (positive) Echo? Slasher co-parent Echo? Yeah they're at least a head and a half taller than you."

You have tall energy.

[bigbutchgothgirl]

So apparently, when we were helping out the neighbours with candles & emergency lighting on Xmas day due to a blackout, she thought I was cis.

A cis woman, specifically.

...Might be the E cups? I'm thinking it might be the E cups.

Either way, I am very entertained by this xD

(he/him, minors dni)

[sevicia]

People over 5'5 are like foreign objects to me cause they're either my college classmates (never talk to) OR my sister's bf (nice but idk him)

[darlingpeasant]

My absolute favourite part of this kiss is the fact that he’s had to crouch SO FAR DOWN and she’s most likely on her wee tippy toes to reach each other oh it’s SO CUTE

Tall lad, short lass, we fucking LOVE to see it 🤌✨

[troutpopulation]

wee wee wee i loooove matt :) im so into him my orc bf

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Hi today. Things happened. Good lord (positive)

[digitaldollsworld]

It’s dangerous to go alone. Here, take these!

[stinkrascal]

Is everyone just freakishly tall or is Breanna just tiny?

breanna is 5'1", vlad is 6'4", caleb is 5'11", and lilith is 6'1"! so its kinda a combination of both