#Very Tall BF.......

[birchbow]

I just started reading the fanfic and I have to ask what’s the size difference between gamzee and ghb?

Variable throughout the fic, because I'm not good at keeping set height differences in my head lol. I've been working for a long time on the theory that trolls just,,, continue to grow the whole time they're alive, albeit at a slower rate as they get older. But after hundreds of sweeps, highblood powerhouses like the GHB and Condesce have had time to get PRETTY BIG

Let's see, if I had to put approximate numbers on it....Gamzee at like 13-15 sweeps is like, the kind of guy you'd see and be like "oh damn that's a really tall guy", but still a fairly believable height. Six foot approaching seven, even without the horns (like,,,, 190 cm to 200 I guess? for the cm crowd lol). But even for highbloods, kind of a giant. Especially considering he's still in the double digits of sweeps.

Kurloz meanwhile is the kind of guy a human OR a troll would see and be like "that is not natural" lol. Closer to like 8 feet/240 cm, without the horns. Just a huge, lanky giant. They both tend to kind of stalk around hunched, but it Does Not Help lol.

You didn't ask but since they're in the picture; Karkat is like,,, stocky normal dude sized, lol. idk, like five foot five/165 cm. Just like, a pretty average height, if you're not surrounded by enormous monsters. The Condesce is built on the same general proportions as him, just Much Larger. Because: see the above theory about trolls getting bigger and bigger with time, haha.

[darlingpeasant]

Don’t remember this pov at all both from the show and bts BUT I will always love how he has to crouch down and bend his knees every time they kiss

Like if they ain’t willing to break their spine with every kiss? They ain’t worth it

[neege]

I don't really mind tall Remus at all—I tend to not really care about heights of characters too much—but I do think there's something special about remus looking up at Sirius with his big brown eyes, and it making Sirius's heart start racing ❤️

[cyellolemon]

Myel and the tall and freaky bf <3

[vigilskeep]

once again lost whole minutes just thinking about tristan morrigan height difference

[nympippi]

Vance loves listening to Finn’s space rants 💕🪐 🚀

[aliengirl]

skin is just beautiful. All the colors it can be??? And become???? The tans, the pinks, the golds, the reds, the blues??????

And it is just a blank canvas??? A blank canvas for our life. It starts being art the moment you were born, all your tints, moles, veins, birthmarks..... its?? beautiful????

And all the art that happens to it, being it purposely or not?? Being put there by someone or time itself??? The marks, the scars, the tattoos, the wrinkles, expression lines, stretch marks??????

ITS ART, its the museum of your life told by your body

[kinja145]

Is it just me or does the new Superman series character look a lot like Travis and Patricia somehow lol ?

[kakusu-shipping]

akjfhdkh seeing that post about how short the Mario bros are and then seeing your tags that Mario is supposed to be the same height as me was absolutely hilarious

In the recesses of my mind I'm sure I'm positive I was already aware of the fact that you are 5'1. You list it in all of your Self Insert Bios so I was already aware of this

And yet every time I draw you my brain goes "Echo? Good friend Echo? Freak (positive) Echo? Slasher co-parent Echo? Yeah they're at least a head and a half taller than you."

You have tall energy.

[sevicia]

People over 5'5 are like foreign objects to me cause they're either my college classmates (never talk to) OR my sister's bf (nice but idk him)

[troutpopulation]

wee wee wee i loooove matt :) im so into him my orc bf

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Hi today. Things happened. Good lord (positive)

[darlingpeasant]

My absolute favourite part of this kiss is the fact that he’s had to crouch SO FAR DOWN and she’s most likely on her wee tippy toes to reach each other oh it’s SO CUTE

Tall lad, short lass, we fucking LOVE to see it 🤌✨

[digitaldollsworld]

It’s dangerous to go alone. Here, take these!

[skrunksthatwunk]

roommate's partially blind(?) female turtle keeps doing this today to elevate her basking game

[berryfairyluvr]

zayne and his princess treatment

pairings: bf!zayne x fem!reader

warnings: none! no spoilers included 😋

Zayne is the epitome of a chivalrous gentleman.

You will not open a single door on his watch.

Your heels are hurting your feet? He’s helping you remove them, crouching on HIS KNEES while reminding you of the health disadvantages of your “beloved heels.” Then proceeds to carry your heels for the rest of your outing.

You don’t even mention you’re cold before he drapes his freshly dry cleaned peacoat over your shoulders — he claims you make a certain pout whenever you’re too cold.

Though his insomnia keeps him awake and often working most nights, he will almost always follow you to bed so you can fall asleep in his embrace.

To your surprise, he’s very affectionate. Though PDA is definitely kept to a minimum to both your likings, he still finds a way to touch you respectfully such as his hand always finding its way to the small of your back.

He drives and you are his passenger princess. (He saw a instagram reel with the reference and has not referred to you as anything else when in his car — coming from your stoic bf, this makes you giggle)

Your chair is always being pulled out and pushed in for you, to which you often follow up with “And they say chivalry is dead!”

You’re sitting on the couch next to one another except Zayne almost always moves your legs to lay across his lap.

A simple favor you ask of him is always replied with “Yes, my love.”

You’ve slipped into a dress and before you even think to ask, his tall frame is sauntering towards you zipping up the back with a chaste kiss to your neck.

He’s shaved and suited waiting for you to emerge from the bedroom for yet another hospital banquet dinner when you rush out glamoured up but barefoot with your heels in one hand and a earring in the other muttering something about how you were 'just about ready.' He replies by taking a knee in front of you and slipping your heels on either of your feet, then a kiss to your bare thigh. (You begin to realize how much you love this man on his knees in front of you…)

He’s quick to pickup on your cues and hints even before you notice them yourself. Often when you’re out at a gathering and he picks up on your tiredness just from your demeanor, he makes sure to be near you to lean on — whether it’s standing between his legs and using his tall frame as a wall behind you or curling into his side to rest your head on his shoulder.

He loves to kiss your hands and follow it up with “My lady” or “My love.” Mainly because of the blush that fills your cheeks each time..

read sylus' version here

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