#Velurii

[v9lrg]

Whenever I'm consuming ateez media in public I have to scroll away or close the app cuz I get too excited and I need to scream but I'm in public so I just stare off into the distance

[echesii-blog]

November 20 -- The Hinterlands

I figured it was only a matter of time before Velurii showed up to check in.  I was wrong.  She sent Eensar.

They’re “concerned.”

Whatever.

It’s not like there isn’t anything to be upset over.  Two blasted worlds and the bones of my people laying everywhere.  All of my family gone now.  A lot of friends too.  When I was back at the Exodar it was like seeing ghosts with all the faces absent.

En told me Vel went to Kul Tiras.  Makes sense.  She was always at the front before.  I’ll find a ship at Menethil and have a talk with her.  She deserves to know what happened to Ibi and Mira, at least.

[saronai]

Velurii would like everyone to know she was right, even if it does suddenly put her on Illidan’s side.

[askvelurii]

"So there's this human I met a while back, an' he's real cute. How do I show that I like the guy without scarin' him off?"

I’m getting the sense you might actually be…hm…how to put this delicately…naturally scary?  Might I suggest a smiley face on a paper bag?  Over your head. You could draw a little dialogue balloon on it that says “I like you, please don’t be scared.”

Alternatively you could be as scary as possible.  If he sticks around, he’s a keeper…or just deperate.

But since we’re talking about a short-lived human, I feel I must point out a third option.  Just get a dog.  They live about as long.  Or a worgen!  Best of both worlds.

[koromaru-blog]

oh, i want to learn Japanese language :3 in school we have 3 levels the first one, primary school, 6 years the second middle school, 3 yearsand the last one high school, 3 yearsi hope you will understand me '~'

oh don't worry. i understand! 

wow so it's basically the same as us, huh? hehe i thought it would be different ^w^ 

you should learn japanese! don't worry it's very easy! C:

[v9lrg]

There's a meteor shower tonight but it's cloudy where I'm at 😭😭

[v9lrg]

Ppl must be so confused when they see me repost bg kpop fanfics and then look at my bio and it says lesbian.

Everyday I question my sexuality and every day it's a struggle 🫠

[saronai]

Late Silly Sunday slogan t-shirt ask! Lyz already picked a whole bunch of your peeps, but can we also see t-shirts for Velurii, Lesara, and Sharasvati?

Asked by @rudras-and-asuras

Velurii’s (found here for purchase):

Lesara’s (found here for purchase):

Sharasvati’s (found here for purchase):

*I cannot give a review to any linked t-shirt vendor because I have not purchased anything from them, just giving credit to where I found the tshirts.

[saronai]

For Vel: Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Asked by @argentbradamante

Stay out of Jodaani’s.  I mean, I have standards, but that would be the primary one.  You’d be surprised how many fail when the soul-sucking fiend comes sniffing around.

[saronai]

The Word Association Game!

Uraetus tagged by @tziska

Mini profile pic using art by @rudras-and-asuras

“So, I say the first word that comes to my head after yours?  No thinking?”  Ret asks as he grasps hold of the game, nodding.  “Okay, go ahead.”

ROUGH:  “Shod.” HIDE:  “Tough.” FOOLISH:  “Me.” He winces after. SAD:  “Past.” HATE:  “Nothing.” LIGHT: “Safe.” DARK: “Light.” MOTHER:  “Gone.” FATHER:  Ret bites his tongue, clearly thinking first.  “Forgiven.” CHILD:  Another wince.  “Secret.” MARRIAGE:  “Love.” LOVE: “Light.” SOFT:  “Kitten.” PET:  “Kitten.”  He frowns a little.  “My brain is stuck on kittens now...” DREAM:  “Sleep.” DIVORCE:  “Velurii...she should, does a name count?” WATER: “Life.” LOUD: “Velurii.  I can’t help it, you’ve put my sister in my head now.” ANNOUNCEMENT:  “Official.” POWER: “Wisdom.” FIGHT:  “Back.” SMACK: “Violent.” WHITE: “Black.” SICK:  “Heal.” KISS:  Ret pauses, making a face that he’s done so again, breaking the rules.  “Empty.” HURT:  “Still empty.”  He rubs at one of his horns with a low rumble.  “My brain keeps getting stuck on words.” HAPPY:  “Light.”

“We are done?  Good...that really wasn’t as fun as I thought it might be when you said ‘game.’  Felt more like a trick.”  Ret picks up his libram and walks out to hand the list to several others at random. Five others who can choose to respond at random or imagine whomever they like giving each word, rather than as if Ret handed them the list.

@dilpicklez // @argentbradamante (tagging Dare who it won’t let me tag directly for some reason) // @nesuna-mg // @draenei-barnaby (tagging Barnaby) // @brassbezel // @gher-bear // @aradow (Likue) // @lunarchaoswra (Sevda) // @necrite28 (Kilminy) // @smith-hadeon (Acera; she’s not wow but she looks and sounds fascinating)

And anyone else I may have forgotten this late at night who wants to do it!

[askvelurii]

Mom's tracked down yet ANOTHER of my boyfriend's, can you distract her or something? Or at least be an alibi? Tully almost shot her, and I don't really have it in me to be upset about it. - Teeks

Velen’s tits, Teeksy, where do I even start?

1.  Signing your name at the end of an anonymous ask?

2.  The authorities can check your computer, now they won’t believe any of the alibis we come up with.

3.  Wait…

Your new boyfriend almost shot her?  Bring him over for dinner.  You’re marrying this one, right?  We can discuss business.  

4.  This isn’t asking for any advice.  It’s a favour.

*Edit to add:  Shit.  Meant to answer this privately.  Oh well.  Just a joke officers, nothing to see here.

[askvelurii]

Any tips for how to get my dad to like my new boyfriend? We're Draenei and he's a Kaldorei....

Just introduce daddy to that kind of orc (you know the kind I’m talking about), play it up, pay him to have bad manners and slobber all over you at dinner, chew with his mouth open, drink something fruity, the whole orc thing.  I don’t know, how do I know what orcs do?  Point is, by the time you introduce the real deal your dad’ll be thanking his lucky stars it’s an elf.If they’ve already been introduced, tell him you’ve broken up, partly BECAUSE of his interference to begin with.  Then bring the orc home.  Zug, zug, baby!

He’ll miss the long ears soon enough.

Bonus:  If the orc is drunk enough, you might score his help for free!

[askvelurii]

Velurii’s Bad Advice Blog

And we’re live!

You have questions... I’ve got answers!

Real or fictional.   Taking questions all day, every day, all AUs, all issues, all knowing.   Be amazed!

Disclaimer:  I cannot be held responsible for you actually taking my advice.  

[saronai]

What We Seem to Forget About the Signs by Lameasstrology

“scorpio: they just want to have fun and live in a romantic comedy and have a happily ever after but instead the world is a horror movie and it's safer for them to be tough and reserved and suspicious.”

written by @lameasstrology

Ouch this one hits the nail on the head for Gida and Velurii (both scorpios).  They both go about it in different ways, but still fits both AND THEY WILL SO NOT LET YOU KNOW!

The mask gif fits Gida more than Vel though.

You can find yours at this link:  http://lameasstrology.tumblr.com/post/136394844869/what-we-seem-to-forget-about-the-signs

[saronai]

Who loves candy corn, and who things it's an abomination on par with circus peanuts?

Wait…what are you saying?  This question confuses me.  Candy corn is absolutely an abomination (though I actually like the way it looks) but circus peanuts are delicious (though I can only eat a few at a time).

On a more serious note:

I just can’t bring myself to say any of my characters like it…Rena might like it for it’s bright sunny colours?  She and Bren probably are fine with it at least…poor orphans don’t really get good candy.  I’m pretty sure Rena is very white girl about Halloween though.  It’s all about the pumpkin flavoured everything mmm….Velurii is most likely to actually call it an abomination.  Exaggeration and all.  Oh my GOD you cheapskate, get some real candy.  Teeks, I need toilet paper for these people, the kids are slackin’ off this year.  You know your neighbors gave away full sized snickers right?  Just, don’t bother turning your light on next year, really.

[saronai]

For Velurri (probably a bit more in depth so maybe OOC), how does your on again off again partner sabotage your current relationships? What keeps drawing you back to them?

Velurii hums.  “Ah, the soul-sucking fiend in be-gemmed tendril rings.  Well, her ab-so-lute favourite tactic is sleeping with someone I take interest in.  It doesn’t even have to be a sexual interest.  She gets her hooks in them with her flowery lies and sweet nothings, or just her legs and little wiggle.  Then, when she’s sure I’ve noticed, proved her point, she tosses them aside.  I simply can’t respect anyone who’s fallen for it any more.  And damned if it’s not her legs and little wiggle that bring me back every time.”(( Vel’s dishonest in the last.  She’s tired of fighting and losing.  She doesn’t believe she deserves better any more and she gets pathetically lonely and Jodaani seems to have a knack for knowing just when to show up and take advantage of the weakest moments.  After thousands of years it just gets easier to simply give in rather than fight it.  Totally a cycle that needs broken and Vel knows it. ))