#Vampire shit

[manmadepondv]

Making a bag for my friend out of scraps and other such things

Has a zipper on the top and a small pocket on the side and a clip as well. So far I'm proud of how it's turning out.

[poison-doll]

listen, we were wondering if you wanted to join us next time she, y'know, gets hungry

[vampiresbloodbag]

Sexy vampire, I've fallen in love with you! So come on bite me baby and drink all my blood🫶

[justanothersinner211]

having one of the worst shifts...

like i need fangs i need to drink blood but i cant where are my fangssss

i hate this body

[pancakes-talks]

I have a vision... if only I wasn't so out of GODDAMN PRACTICE I need to draw more

[formerlyemo]

I will be Astarion posting for the foreseeable future because I have no self-control and a vampire kink #radicalhonesty

[tallassredwood]

aight so y’all know how the avg human height has increased since like a shit long time ago?

what is a vampire was turned in like 1000 CE and they’re like short as fuck and now everyone is just like looking down at them cause they’re like 4 foot.

their roommate is like “yo Richard can u grab some peanut butter?”

and Richard is like “Eli you know well enough that I can’t reach it, you absolute arse.”

and Eli is just pissed and is like “BITCH go get boots. You barely pay rent cause your short ass can’t do any job that requires you to not look like a child.”

and now both of them are pissed and refuse to get the peanut butter so now the dog is sad. Also they have a dog.

Also Richard finally tells Eli that he’s a vampire and his bat obsessed roommate is now very happy.

and for halloween Eli dresses up the dog like a little bat and he’s a vampire just to piss Richard off.

Did I just write about two gay roommates

I ship Eli/Richard

[sequentialprophet]

Theory - Hanger is back to face his Maker

[strawberrin3]

Sneak Peak!

[vampyr-tea]

*organ music blasting as I rise from my coffin*

*music stops*

“Nvm…fuck this shit. Y’all weird asf.”

*music resumes*

*I lower back into my coffin*

[not-pretentious-i-swear]

Me getting soda with my bf after getting my ass handed to me in combat training by a guy from a tv show I wasn't allowed to watch.

[fluffyspuffy]

I was thinking back on when I started to get into the vampire stuff and there was definitely a book that I read when I was probably 9 or 10 that clearly had no influence on me whatsoever

[poison-doll]

red looks good on me

[bleedchan]

(this song fucks, but the actual title is "min lekam er meg blott en byrde" – "my body is just a burden to me")

[cruelnemothesis]

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool