#Valthrimbo

[brewerssupplies]

I, Valthrimbo, dark conjurer of the Ninth Gate, sorcerous master of the Chaos Realm, have suffered many fates worse than imprisonment in the Flayed Pits and much more tortuous than even the soul flames of Arg which burn away even the most resolute mind.

But nothing has been more taxing upon my mind or testing of my will than the AT&T Customer Support Line.

[brewerssupplies]

Ah! T'was you! The mad fool who obstructed my progress in the forsaken ritual of activating my Nokia. I, Valthrimbo, Torturer of the Six Saints, Despot of the Dark Star, and Devourer of Null, challenge you to a Wizards Duel!

I shall meet you during the Witching Hour, in the Dennys Parking Lot. You know which one.

I, Valthrimbo, dark conjurer of the Ninth Gate, sorcerous master of the Chaos Realm, have suffered many fates worse than imprisonment in the Flayed Pits and much more tortuous than even the soul flames of Arg which burn away even the most resolute mind.

But nothing has been more taxing upon my mind or testing of my will than the AT&T Customer Support Line.