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ozu-teapot · 6 months
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Le voyage en douce (AKA A Sweet Journey) | Michel Deville | 1980
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romancemedia · 1 year
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Cartoon Couples + Break Ups (10)
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basingstokemercury · 1 year
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No bad mercury it's sleep time not "think about how most of the late DOC singers died in your lifetime and if only you'd known to admire them sooner" time
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sharlove471 · 1 year
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Some people do have common sense and decency in Hollywood!
Leah Remini has been highly vocal of Scientology and in this case what his name Masterson.
Another person who has made an Instagram statement is Christina Ricci! Everything she stated is on point.
My thanks to them both! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I don't know what to make of Bijou Phillips. Given what happened with her father, John Phillips and her half-sister, Mackenzie, which by the way Bijou did not believe her but Chyna , the other half-sister, did because Mackenzie told her several years prior to her making it public of her ordeal. (By the way, Valerie Burtenelli, Mackenzie's co-star on One Day At a Time supported her, she had known about it for quite some time.)
It is very sad all around!
Like I stated on X referring to Masterson: BOY, BYE!
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but there’s no one to equal - playlists for gus the theatre cat’s mates, for @bombawife‘s OC week (album art by @the-cat-at-the-theatre-door)
andromeda: 01. the sweetest sounds - diahann carroll and richard kiley | 02. silver threads and golden needles - the seekers | 03. poor wand'ring one - valerie masterson | 04. anytime, anywhere - sarah brightman | 05. roots - the arcadian wild | 06. keyboard concerto in g minor bwv 1058, i. allegro - johannes sebastian bach | 07. the lusty month of may - sierra boggess | 08. ela - andromache | 09. barcarolle: belle nuit ô nuit d’amour - fatma said and marianne crebassa | 10. movement - hozier | 11. i got rhythm - dorothy dandridge | 12. connais-tu le pays où fleurit l'oranger? - denyce graves | 13. what do the simple folk do - julie andrews and richard burton | 14. hourglass - mindy gledhill | 15. the joys and sorrows of life - johannes bornlöf | 16. a world without love - postmodern jukebox | 17. you and me against the world - helen reddy | 18. when i am laid in earth - jessye norman | 19. move on - bernadette peters [listen]
 lila: 01. mountain sound - of monsters and men | 02. shy - megan loughran | 03. el mirar de la maja - montserrat caballé | 04. right hand man - heidi blickenstaff | 05. una voce poco fa - pretty yende | 06. sa’altak habibi - fairuz | 07. cigarettes in the theater - two door cinema club | 08. courtyard lullaby - loreena mckennitt | 09. where do we go from here - philippa soo and adam chanler-berat | 10. ah, je ris de me voir (the jewel song) - angela gheorghiu | 11. i remember - betty buckley | 12. divino - carla morrison | 13. horn concerto no. 3 in e flat major, k. 447: III allegro - wolfgang amadeus mozart | 14. people - barbara streisand | 15. the magic wood - joan baez | 16. o namenlose freude - jessye norman and reiner goldberg | 17. fear no more the heat of the sun - robin hendrix | 18. saturn - sleeping at last | 19. c'est l'amour, l'amour vainqueur (the violin aria) - angela brower [listen]
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thechaosmuses · 8 months
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Below the cut you will find my muses of the month; these are usually muses I haven’t used, underrated ones, or just ones that haven’t gotten a lot of attention however since I'm still experiencing burn out I am going to include the muses that are the easiest for me to do. As always, I’m not going to force them on anyone, but just know that if you want something from a muse not on this list it may take me a little while longer to get to it.
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Erik Flynn Mikaelson… portrayed by Joseph Morgan Kareena Dawn Mikaleson… portrayed by Melissa Benoist Niklaus Ryder Mikaelson… portrayed by Joseph Morgan Malachai Silas Parker… portrayed by Chris Wood Jesse Jonathan Gilbert… portrayed by Julian Morris Seraphina Rose Ward… portrayed by Madelaine Petsch Jake Holden Riley… portrayed by Chris Wood Void Azazel Reynard… portrayed by Dylan O'Brien Aspen Bella Stilinski… portrayed by Hailee Steinfeld Mieczyslaw Noah Stilinski… portrayed by Dylan O'Brien Theodore Christian Raeken… portrayed by Cody Christian Dean Michael Winchester… portrayed by Jensen Ackles Amelia Mae Allen… portrayed by Crystal Reed Eden Faith Cruz… portrayed by Phoebe Tonkin Elijah Luke Cruz… portrayed by Andrew Garfield Ambrosia Nyx Tartarus… portrayed by Gal Gadot Acacius Nile Tartarus… portrayed by Ben Barnes Sterling Atlas Ward… portrayed by Ian Somerhalder Kailee Elizabeth Holtz… portrayed by Megan Fox (villain and hero verse) Joaquin Miguel Torres… portrayed by Danny Ramirez Pietro Django Maximoff… portrayed by Aaron Taylor-Johnson James Buchanan Barnes… portrayed by Sebastian Stan Kaleb Jonas Barnes… portrayed by Logan Lerman Nikolai Nathaniel Novak… portrayed by Daniel Sharman  Jonathan Ross Byers… portrayed by Charlie Heaton Valerie Mae Henderson… portrayed by Willa Holland Edward Joseph Munson… portrayed by Joseph Quinn Argyle Eduardo Diaz… portrayed by Eduardo Franco Bartholomew Henry Allen… portrayed by Grant Gustin Kiera Jaylin Danvers… portrayed by Camila Mendes Winslow Jordan Schott Jr.,.. portrayed by Jeremy Jordan Evan Jones Buckley… portrayed by Oliver Stark Evelyn June Buckley… portrayed by Blake Lively Josephine Nova aka Scorpio… portrayed by Alanna Masterson Azriel… portrayed by Matthew Daddario Cyra Lux Vespara… portrayed by Megan Fox Eris Sargon Vanserra... portrayed by Sam Claflin Helion Luciano Meridian... portrayed by Idris Elba Wilder Blaze Hawthorne... portrayed by Uriah Justice Solana Aruna Meridian... portrayed by Kat Graham Anatole Cyrus Solari... portrayed by Aldis Hodge Lyall Colden Whittaker... portrayed by Tom Blyth
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msclaritea · 2 years
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She Escaped Scientology in the Trunk of a Car. Her Nightmare Is Far From Over
Valerie Haney opens up about her years-long battle with the Church of Scientology, and how the court is forcing her into “religious arbitration”
BY TONY ORTEGA
MARCH 27, 2023
Valerie Haney, former Scientologist turned whistleblower. VALERIE HANEY
“I’M LITERALLY SHAKING right now as I’m talking to you,” Valerie Haney says, speaking by phone from Florida.
Her 22 years in Scientology’s hardcore elite unit, the Sea Organization, has left her with what her therapist has diagnosed as PTSD, she explains. And a court ruling on March 15 had left her trembling as those years of trauma were stirred up again.
“I was like, am I on another planet? Is this really correct? The court is OK with me having to go back to the place where I literally had to escape in the trunk of a car to get out?”
In November 2016, Haney, who worked casting Scientology’s internal films, crawled into the trunk of an actor’s car during a film shoot in order to get away from Scientology’s secretive international management compound “Gold Base” near Hemet, California. Her unusual escape became the subject of the premiere episode of Leah Remini’s third season of Scientology and the Aftermath, which aired on A&E in 2018.
The episode explained that after Haney made it to Los Angeles, Remini hired her as an assistant, and once Scientology found out about it Haney was allegedly subjected to a frightening campaign of surveillance and stalking.
She also began talking to law enforcement.
“I went to the authorities three months after I got out. I went to the FBI. I was thinking, of course we’re going to court, because this is all illegal!”
No charges were filed, but Haney herself filed a lawsuit against Scientology in June 2019 alleging kidnapping, stalking, and libel, which turned into a legal nightmare that now has her facing the prospect of going to the church to submit herself to an internal “religious arbitration” proceeding.
Haney, like other former Scientologists, finds that the church’s “arbitration” strategy is an impediment to getting a day in court. An exception was the lawsuit filed by Danny Masterson’s rape accusers, who sued Scientology for, they said, harassing them for taking their allegations to the LAPD. That case was also forced into arbitration initially, but then a California appeals court ruled that because the allegations of harassment (including the alleged poisoning of pets) had occurred after the women had left the church, the arbitration contracts shouldn’t apply.
In her first interview since filing her lawsuit four years ago, Haney says she still can’t believe that a Los Angeles court granted Scientology’s arbitration motion, forcing her to take her case to Scientology itself, and without an attorney, or a court reporter, or even a friend by her side.
“Scientology literally abused me my entire life, I finally escaped, and I’m trying to use the U.S.  judicial system, and now they’re going, oh no, you need to go back and do everything that your abuser says.”
She’s fought back in interesting ways: Since the arbitration requires that she nominate an arbitrator, she’s suggested names like Tom Cruise, Elisabeth Moss, and Jenna Elfman — a total of 19 well-known and less well-known Scientology figures, drawing the ire of the church’s attorneys.
Scientology denies that Haney was held against her will and that she was harassed after she left the church. But it has made assurances to the court that its arbitration rules will provide a fair hearing for her accusations. Rolling Stone sent multiple requests for responses to Haney’s allegations to the Church of Scientology’s spokeswoman Karin Pouw, who has not replied.
Valerie Haney was born to Scientologist parents in 1979, and from ages six to 12 was raised in Scientology’s Cadet Org, a version of the Sea Org for children, at its “spiritual mecca,” the Flag Land Base in Clearwater, Florida.
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mellowchouchou · 5 years
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Kismet (1953) - Baubles, Bangles, and Beads
Performed by the Ambrosian Chorus and Philharmonia Orchestra, with soloist Valerie Masterson, and John Edwards conducting
Kismet is a 1953 musical adapted by Charles Lederer and Luther Davis from the 1911 play of the same name by Edward Knoblock, The bulk of the music used is adapted from various compositions by 19th-century Russian composer Alexander Borodin, with lyrics and musical arrangements (along with some original music) by Robert Wright and George Forrest. The melody for the above number is taken from the second movement of Borodin’s String Quartet No. 2
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mezzowatch · 6 years
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Jean Rigby as Amastre, Ann Murray as Serse, and Valerie Masterson as Romilda in Handel’s Serse
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nedison · 8 years
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The Sun Whose Rays Are All Ablaze - Valerie Masterson (1973)
The sun just came out for the first time in a week. This calls for celebration!
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Giulio Cesare, 1982, San Francisco Opera
Valerie Masterson and Tatiana Troyanos
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ozu-teapot · 6 months
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Le voyage en douce (AKA A Sweet Journey) | Michel Deville | 1980
Fun fact: For the film director Michel Deville asked several authors to contribute stories or scenarios of sexual or erotic encounters, the "collaboration littéraire" credited in the titles, and then wove the stories into the narrative of the movie.
The result never feels like a portmanteau, it's more of a road movie, and the stories are related as events experienced, recounted, or fantasised by the two friends Hélène (Dominique Sanda) and Lucie (Geraldine Chaplin) although Hélène proves to be something of an unreliable narrator.
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heldheartinfo · 3 years
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JANUARY:
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FEBRUARY:
Haley James = February 1st
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APRIL:
Holly Harrington = April 1st
Padme Amidala = April 2nd
Josephine Octavius = April 3rd
Valerie Alvarez = April 5th
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MAY:
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JUNE:
Katherine Pierce = June 5th
Roy Kent = June 7th
Maria Riddle = June 10th
Erika Branson = June 11th
Michael Winchester = June 15th
Bexley Rogers = June 18th
Stefan Mikaelson = June 19th
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Rory Gilmore = October 8th
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Daniel Winchester = November 3rd
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blakesgifs · 4 years
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GIF PACK: MADDIE HASSON (for tags)
Thanks to the new update, I’m going through the process of reposting my gif packs for the tags. By accessing the links below, you will find +1,674 gifs of Maddie Hasson as Jo Masterson in Twisted episodes “The Fest and the Furious” (s01e05), “Out With the In-Crowd” (s01e11), “Home Is Where the Hurt Is” (s01e14), and “A Tale of Two Confessions” (s01e19), as Henrietta “Henry” Coles in Impulse episodes “The End of the World” (s02e07) and “The Tether” (s02e08), and as Valerie in We Summon The Darkness (2019). All of these gifs were made by me. While not necessary, a quick like or reblog to this post or the original posts if you found these gifs helpful would be appreciated! Please make sure to also read the rules and trigger content information in the original post before using my gifs. Furthermore, if you like my work, please consider buying me a coffee.
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tabloidtoc · 5 years
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Closer, January 27
Cover: The Janet Leigh only we knew -- daughters Kelly and Jamie Lee Curtis tell all 
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Page 1: Contents 
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Page 2: The Big Picture -- Barbra Streisand and son Jason Gould on the set of her 1968 film Funny Girl 
Page 4: Patricia Arquette -- what my daughter Harlow teaches me 
Page 5: Tom Hanks shares his Golden Globes moment with Hollywood newcomer Julia Butters, Alex Trebek opens up about his better half Jean 
Page 6: Hellos & Goodbyes 
Page 8: Picture Perfect -- Drew Scott and wife Linda Phan at Disneyland 
Page 9: Jonathan Scott and Zooey Deschanel meet Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, Jimmy Fallon and wife Nancy Juvonen and kids Winnie and Frances at Disneyland, Cameron Mathison and wife Vanessa and daughter Leila at Disneyland 
Page 10: Debra Messing at MandaLao Elephant Conservation in Laos and Elephant Nature Park in Thailand 
Page 12: Mark Wahlberg in Barbados, Katie Couric and daughters Carrie and Ellie at the beach in Turks and Caicos 
Page 13: Paul McCartney at the beach in St. Barts 
Page 16: Suzanne Somers taking control of her health
Page 18: Cover Story -- Janet Leigh -- the screen icon’s daughters recall a mother who prized hard work, family courage 
 Page 22: Jack Nicholson regrets and redemption -- as he enjoys retirement from his film career the Oscar-winning actor focuses on his kids and grandkids 
Page 29: Horoscopes -- Aquarius Geena Davis 
Page 30: Entertainment -- Patrick Stewart on Star Trek: Picard, Rob Lowe on 9-1-1: Lone Star, In the Spotlight -- Hugh Laurie
Page 32: Movies -- Robert Downey Jr. in Dolittle
Page 34: Television 
Page 36: Great Escape -- Cheryl Ladd on Edinburgh, Scotland 
Page 40: 5 Ways To Stop Snoring -- Valerie Bertinelli 
Page 42: Whatever Happened to the Cast From Malcolm in the Middle -- Frankie Muniz, Erik Per Sullivan, Jane Kaczmarek, Christopher Masterson, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield 
Page 43: It Happened This Week 
Page 44: Bob Harper of The Biggest Loser on surviving a heart attack, planning his wedding and finding his purpose in life 
Page 48: Sharon Stone opens up about her ongoing search for lasting romance 
Page 50: 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Me -- Laura Dern 
Page 52: Duchess Kate celebrated turning 38 with games, friends and meaningful gifts from her family 
Page 54: The Style of Reese Witherspoon 
Page 56: Beauty -- red hair care -- Debra Messing 
Page 58: Paul Newman -- his life in pictures 
Page 60: Flashback 
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demiiharperr · 5 years
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The issues I have with That 70’s Show:
The different ways the Intro Song is sang throughout the seasons. I was content until they introduced Randy and then the whooooole vibe in the song changed.
The on and off relationship of Jackie & Kelso. Their relationship was very unhealthy. The way Jackie would speak to Kelso, followed by Kelso repeatedly cheating on Jackie.
After Season 1 Episode 3, we rarely ever see Steven Hyde without his sunglasses.
In Season 1 Episode 2, Eric got the Vista Cruiser and Red told him all the responsibilities that come with owning the car BUT how was Eric going to afford it? He didn’t get a job until Episode 5.
Season 1 Episode 2, Midge mentions their daughter Valerie but, we never see Valerie. In fact, as the series goes on we’re made to believe Donna is an only child.
Bob. Don Stark’s cheesy acting was sometimes almost unbearable. The delivery on all of his punch lines just never stuck. Every scene they attempted to make him funny always seemed forced. Especially when he’d go “oh boy”. Bob was too corny for me to ever like his character.
Jackie wears a sweater vest with the initials JSB. I’m assuming it stands for her name except... we later find out Jackie’s middle name is Beulah. Her initials would then be JBB. I need answers!
The air hockey game at The Hub that was there for Season 1 Episode 4 and then never again.
You never see the entire view of The Forman’s house or The Pinciotti’s house.
Season 1 Episode 5 Donna mentions her little sister Tina. Again, another Pinciotti daughter that winds up disappearing. She only makes one appearance and then she’s never seen again.
The Forman kitchen table goes from having 3 legs (S1E4) to then only having 1 leg (S1E5)
Danny Bonaduce is another character who’s lines never landed.
(S1E6) Jackie’s mom (Eve Plumb) is showing the house where the gang is trying to throw a kegger. Jackie’s mom in this episode is not the same woman we later came to know as “Jackie’s Mom” (Brooke Shields) way later in the series.
How pot is perceived throughout the show with the moving wall, the floating heads, demonic voices etc.
Donna occasionally entertaining Hyde’s crush he had on her. She then gets upset with Eric when he makes out with Laurie’s friend, Kate, from College.
Hyde willing to learn how to dance, buying gifts — i mean, the lengths this man will go & step out of his own character in order to impress Donna. But, when he begins dating Jackie, the poor girl almost has to pull teeth to get a romantic gesture out of him. HE WAS WILLING TO DANCE TO DISCO FOR DONNA!
(S1E8)The customer service at Blanigans is quite appalling. Between the rude hostess and the singing employees nearly running over The Forman’s, what kind of restaurant is this?! Then as The Forman’s are storming out, you can see a casting extra mouth the words “what the fuck [.....]”. I couldnt make out what the last few words were but my guess is he said “what the fuck is that guys problem?” How did no one catch that?!
(S1E8) Kitty & Red get caught hooking up in their car by a police officer. Them getting caught isn’t the part that’s the issue, it’s the way Red speaks to the officer and then the officer cowers away from him. What kind of cop is this guy?
(S1E9) Kate, Laurie’s friend from college, not giving two fucks about making out with Eric, a boy who is underage. Kate being unmoved by the possibilities of jail time is worrisome.
When do they ever actually go to school?!
How does Laurie stay Red’s favorite? She smokes in front of him, flunks out of college, drinks all of his beer, marries Fez, is caught lying repeatedly, & is openly slut-shamed by the whole gang in front of Red. CAN THIS GIRL REALLY DO NO WRONG?! It’s only when she gets caught living with a man that for a brief moment Eric is the new favorite.
(S1E17) That cringe worthy moment when Bob picks up Donna’s birth control from the Pharmacy and Bob recreates the Macaulay Culkin/Home Alone face. One of the many cheesy Bob moments that I mentioned before.
(S1E18) The frustration of having absolutely no idea what Kelso’s dad actually does for a living. Based off of many Google searches he’s a Senior Executive Statistical Analysis Technician. If you read the description of what a Statistical Analysist does I could see how a teenager like Kelso would get extremely confused.
(S1E18) “Gross Edna” aka Hyde’s mom asks Hyde if he has his fake i.d., to which he replies “you know it”. So, if Hyde has had a fake i.d. this whole time then why is the gang always on a mission to steal beer?!
(S1E18) Jackie working on Red’s car with him on Take Your Kid To Work Day. This is so out of character for Jackie and her knowledge about cars is never brought up again.
The show starts off in 1976 but, halfway through season 1 we’re in 1977. We chill in ‘77 until the end of season 3 when we finally enter 1978. But then, we stay there until season 6. We then wrap up the show with the final seasons all taking place in 1979. Time really doesn’t make any sense throughout That 70’s Show.
THERE’S A BRITISH VERSION OF THIS SHOW?!?! Why do we as human beings continue to do this?! I get it that the remake of a television show into an American version or the remake into a British version can be a huge hit! I also know how much of a fail this can turn out to be. The British tried with recreating the classic Golden Girls (UK: Brighton Belles), Saturday Night Live aka SNL (UK: Saturday Live), Friends (UK: Coupling). Then America tried with Skins (UK: Skins) and The Inbetweeners (UK: The Inbetweeners). Sometimes you just gotta leave the originals alone. But, if you’re interested in watching the British remake of That 70’s Show, the show is called Days Like These.
(S1E22) Eric tells Hyde that he can’t leave for New York because they were “gonna paint that pot leaf on the Water Tower”. BUT WAIT — HOLD UP!! We already saw them paint the pot leaf on the Water Tower (S1E21). The painting of the pot leaf literally happened one episode before Forman says this to Hyde!! It’s the same episode where Kelso falls off the Water Tower and breaks his arm while he was trying to perfect the Pot Leaf Painting to Hyde’s liking. How did Hyde & Eric forget all of this happening? How did the That 70’s Show crew forget this just happened?
Danny Masterson (Hyde) is a Scientologist IRL?! This has nothing to do with the show, i’m just shook.
There’s never a discussion of Hyde losing his virginity. With the rest of the gang they would all sit around and speak in detail about how it was for them. But, not with Hyde. I’m assuming he lost his virginity to Christy (S1E22) since this is the first sexual partner of his we are introduced to but, since the gang doesn’t talk about it WE DONT KNOW!
(S1E23) The very odd almost accepting nature of The Forman family losing Bernice Forman aka Mother Forman. Other than Red’s brother Marty, nobody really showed sadness to losing a loved one.
(S1E10) We finally get to meet Red’s mother, Bernice. She’s very transparent about her hatred for Kitty, which causes everyone to be on edge and want to stay clear of Bernice’s sharp tongue. Fortunately for Eric, his friend Fez is an admirer of Bernice’s feet and rubs them until her whole demeanor changes. She leaves The Forman home complimenting Kitty’s cooking, as well as complimenting their car. Which brings me to this.. They left episode 10 on such a good note! What happened inbetween episode 10 and episode 23 (the episode covering Bernice’s death and funeral)?! By episode 23 Bernice was back to her snarky self and I need answers as to why she couldn’t just stay nice!
(S1E23) The Funeral Director walking over to Bernice’s casket to close her eyes. This is 1. confusing to me & 2. kind of morbid if you think about what that must’ve looked like.
(S1E23) What ever happened to Red’s train set? You can clearly see how much that train set meant to him and how bad he wanted it for himself but, we never see that sentimental train set again.
(S1E23) The cemetery where Mother Forman is buried and Eric goes to visit at night looks a whoooooole awful lot like The Forman’s backyard. Change the stucco of the house and the fence, then add a tomb stone... boom! Eric’s backyard is now a cemetery.
(S1E24) The gang all go skinny dipping meaning they are swimming butt naked. The skinny dipping isn’t where I find an issue. The issue is actually in the episode later on (S4E20) when the gang is reminiscing on the time they’ve spent together over the years. One of the memories being that Kelso is the only one who’s never seen Donna’s boobs. WHICH DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE! They all went skinny dipping together. They were all naked. Kelso being Kelso.. he would’ve definitely made sure he never blinked. Not even for a second if that meant he could see any girl naked. So, Kelso claiming to have never seen Donna’s boobs seems false.
(S1E24) Midge welcoming the members of the Women Warriors group into her home only to have Sharon so disrespectfully flirt with Midge’s husband, Bob. Bob is not clueless to Sharon’s flirting. He actually seems to enjoy as well as entertain this woman making passes at him. This is one of the first signs that Bob & Midge’s marriage may not be eternal.
(S1E24) This is the episode when Hyde moves in with Eric because Edna (Hyde’s mom) has abandoned him. But, what ever happened to the house that Hyde left behind? We’re aware that his mom was renting the place but, he never went back to pick up anymore belongings. Edna was ok with all of her clothes and other things she owned just being tossed out?
(S1E24) Fez’s tattoo. Fez tells the gang that it’s a tattoo of the Blessed Virgin of Yorba Linda. What that looks like we don’t know because we never see it & after this episode we never hear about it again. The only thing Google gave me was that Yorba Linda is a suburban area in California. Who this Blessed Virgin is, we may never know.
(S1E25) Eric attempts to bounce a bowling ball in the living room, resulting in the ball breaking Red’s TV. I understand wanting to replace the television but, I’m also confused as to why they didn’t just take the TV from the basement in place of the broken television until Eric could afford to buy the house a new one. In fact, you never hear of or see Eric purchasing a new TV for the family after this episode. The replacement is all-of-a-sudden there. AND how did Red expect him to buy one? Eric hasn’t had a job since the Fatso Burger episode. Just as soon as he started working, he quit.
(S2E1) The Forman’s & The Pinciotti’s not realizing that they were high. Midge reveals in a later episode(S3E1) that her & Bob partake in smoking marijuana stating “That stuff was right here in our neighborhood? And to think of all the times we have to drive across town..” after finding out that Hyde was arrested for possession. So, if The Pinciotti’s know what smoking pot feels like you’d think they’d know that they were stoned after eating Hyde’s brownies (S2E1). And Red of all people not noticing that something felt a little off after eating the brownies? How’d he not catch on that something felt different? Which would be a solid reason for Red to be mad once he sobered up. But, I guess he never caught on. Weird.
According to an article I read, Red Forman threatened to put his foot in someone’s ass 38 times. I actually question whether or not this is accurate because I swear it felt like he said it at least double that amount of times. Even if he did only threaten people with his foot 38 times, he still never actually followed through with any of his threats. Red was all bark & no bite.
(S2E5) The gang finds out the Kelso is a year older than all of them meaning he could have been buying them beer this whole time. But, let’s not forget that Hyde has also had a fake i.d. and could’ve been doing the purchasing of the beer as well.
There were several times throughout the series when you can see that it was hard for the cast to execute their lines without cracking a smile or laughing. Thankfully they’re playing teenage stoners so, breaking into laughter can be overlooked.
The on going shame the gang continues to throw at Donna for not having sex with Forman. A teenager wanting to wait isn’t a reason for people to not respect her decision.
(S2E7) Donna tells Eric she loves him and he can’t say it back. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK! Eric has been in love with Donna since they’ve met & for him to leave her hanging like that, ugh—- I cant!
The racist references made throughout the whole series. They were mostly directed towards Fez & I’m aware that the 70’s were a different time. But, racism is racism no matter what era we’re talking about. The jokes about not knowing where he’s from or that his accent is weird— this is can be funny. But, once we cross into poking fun at his skin color by calling him by names of people of color.. that’s disrespectful.
(S2E18) Red forgets Eric’s age.
(S2E24) Red forgets Eric’s age AGAIN! His memory is becoming a concern.
(S2E20) How come we’ve never heard of The Pinciotti’s cat, Mr. Bonkers, until now?! & as quick as we’re introduced to the cat he’s out of our lives. RIP Mr. Bonkers’ short lived screen time.
(S3E2) I’m not a fan of watching The Forman’s & Hyde break out into song.
(S3E8)(S3E9)We jumped from Veterans Day to Christmas. What happened to Thanksgiving?!
(S3E15) The way Donna eats this one piece of candy. Very odd.
(S3E16) Red confirms with Eric that Kelso’s parents are dumb. But, in an earlier season we are to believe that Kelso’s dad is a Statistical Analysist. Not a job for dumb people.
(S3E18) The way directors thought we were suppose to believe this poor excuse of a fight between the Girls Lacrosse Team and Eric, Hyde & Fez. The girls were barely even lifting their legs. Unbelievably Unbelievable.
Eric is way too big for his bed. His feet literally hang off the end.
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