#Valduggery

[avatarquake]

Proud member of the 'my non-canon ships make better sense than the canon ones' club.

[whimsylueur]

"If she was trapped in somewhere like this," Valkyrie said, "that'd be it, though, wouldn't it? There'd be no chance of talking to her, of getting her to control herself or anything like that?"

"That would be impossible. The only reason Argeddion hasn't escaped is because he's been kept in an artificially induced coma. We can't allow him to wake up - ever. With Darquesse, it would be even more important to keep her sedated. If you give someone like that a moment of consciousness, she'd kill you and everyone else."

"Well," Valkyrie said, frowning, "that sucks."

Lament looked surprised. "You'd prefer the alternative?"

"No," she said quickly. "No, I was just thinking, from her perspective that sucks, not from our... Never mind. Could we have a copy of the plans?"

"I don't see why not," said Lament. "But do you have enough people to monitor her? Do you have anyone who'd be willing to give up the rest of their life to spend with her?"

"I would," Skulduggery said.

Imagining an instance where they actually brought this plan to life is so depressing, it does amazing things to my brain chemistry.

Anyway peep my mad man poetry in the tags x

[fleeting-ghosts-art]

They're frequent visitors

[dykemcqueen]

remember when skulduggery bought val that sexy slinky little dress. remember when he had it giftwrapped and said "i thought i'd spoil you" and you already KNEW it was gonna be sexy and slinky before she opened it, that's how predictable they are. remember when he brought her in the sexy dress as his date to the ball and glared at his friends when they flirted with her and tried to hook her up with random guys he knew she'd hate because the only man she really cares about is Him. remember that. do you remember that

[slurrmp]

look , i’m just saying that valkyrie is the one to make skulduggery palm cards with approved sayings on them … ‘ i’m sorry for your loss. ‘ ‘ yes i will help. ‘

[rinisasnaillle]

is the skulduggery pleasant fandom open

i need a valduggery sandwich or something

[anaid-queen]

Valkyrie: I'm not a jealous person. Tanith: *amused* No? Valkyrie: Nope. *pops the 'p'* Not at all. I know Skulduggery loves me, why would I be jealous of anyone? Tanith: So... last week when we got drunk downtown... Valkyrie: *sips her drink* Yeah? Tanith: You tore down all those Grace Kelly Movie Night posters... for fun? Valkyrie: *freezes with the glass halfway to her lips, then hastily gulps* Yup. For fun. Tanith: *raises a single eyebrow* Valkyrie: Uh-huh. I was. Practicing my vandalism skills. Been a while. Tanith: *smiles indulgently* Right.

[mooncactus]

book 16 is val and skul friendship focused l…. The new audio drama is val and skul friendship focused ………… valitsa breakup tease

babes what if we are so back

[42monkeys]

until the end

[consultingskeletondetective]

Valduggery, entering a dimension in which the soulmate red thread exists -

Dexter: do you know how I knew Val and Skul were soulmates?

Saracen: when the red thread connected them?

Dexter: no, when Valkyrie tripped over it and Skulduggery laughed for twenty full minutes

[lilboppaloola]

I am going to need someone to dm me what scraps of valdug there were in the new book so I can drag myself to read it

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

As a valdug shipper, darquesse stan and skulduggery fangirl - they got some miraculous ladybug shit going on

[whimsylueur]

I’ve never drawn so mutherfuckin quick

[lemony-ship-it]

For your considering pleasure, She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 is absolutely a Valduggery song from Skullduggery's perspective and no, my mind will not be changed <3

[dykemcqueen]

normal. normal. feeling normal about them

[brainwrongbutalive]

Petition to make this fandom a happy welcoming place where all ships are accepted:

Valduggery? Good on you.

Ghanith? Enjoy your hot beverage.

Tanguine? You do you, whatever makes you happy.

Chinduggery? That’s great.

Skulpine? You scare me slightly, but if it makes you happy, embrace it.

Any ship is welcome, and we all just enjoy life