#Valarie Oberlin

[moderator-monnie]

My Fictional Romantic Partners.

Aka the chararters I crush on most.

Valerie Oberlin: Monster Prom Series

Ira The Feline: Quiet On Set Au

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(Artwork/Au Made By @sonicexelle-junkary)

Empress: A Hat In Time

Karen: SMG4

Pomni: The Amazing Digital Circus

Mr. Gold: Subliminal Space

Silvie: The Bunny Graveyard

[vanilla0chinchilla]

Oz x Valerie

ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

It’s a perfectly nice ship, it’s just... Valarie does not hit the ‘hot lady’ part of my brain.  She hits the “Awww!  Cute kitty!” part :’ )  She’s a very good character though, and had a really nice design.

[thewisemankey]

No, this is ACTUALLY accurate.

I’ll be taking no criticism at this time.

[problematicdemon]

Nono, just, imagine:

Pick up lines they pride themselves on

Coming in strong with Miranda's golden: "Your body is 60% water and I am... in need of water!" As she didn't quite understand the original which just stated the person was thirsty, as a person is often not a beverage.

Polly's range from mildly to explicitly sexual, but only after she's stoked out exactly how comfortable you are with sex jokes (aka she stalked you for around 3-4 weeks before confronting you). A lot of the time though, its just ghost puns. 1) "Call me if you ever want your halls haunted~" 2) "If I had to die to meet you, [insert way of death which changes each time, but is always gruesome for shock factor] was totally worth it.'

Liam is the definition of "What is a smart attractive man doing without your number?" Which has been rejected so many more times than accepted, he should really fucking learn to drop it. Sometimes not even hot nerd boy can make up for someone's lack of charisma.

Scott literally just picks you up. Who wouldn't swoon from big himbo man arms????

Somehow, Vera always tends to be numerical with her pick up lines--though she finds most way to cheesy for her tastes Her favorite is "Are you a desperate old man? Because I'm definitely interested in charging you 10% interest that raises each time you inevitably miss a payment." ...N', yeah, she's not the best at them.

Damien's only attempt at a pick up line was the "On a scale of 1-10 your a 9 because Im the 1 you lack", but he, and I quote, said "On a scale of 1-10 your a 9 cuz... or, actually, you're like a 0 cuz im the 10 you lack." As he thought he was way too hot to ever call himself below a 10. He never attempted a pick up line again after that poor harpy slammed his drink against Damien's skull.

Zoe... Zoe tries so hard sometimes, but all her pick up lines are SO cheesy they fall into a realm of discomfort. Her most used is (and she only uses these online): "Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you."

Calculester just displays "01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 <3" on his monitor and everyone in the room simultaneously falls over in heat.

I'm adding Kale here because I just did his 'route' and the rep is lovely. Kale obviously doesn't intend to pick people up, but can appreciate a funny line to make a person laugh! He sometimes goes for "Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next friend." if he's feeling exceptionally confident. Makes for good subverting expectations, and really keeps people humble

I'm also adding Valarie. She adores using ones that show her growing ego and her exceptional wealth... and ironically using cat lines. She DESPISES receiving them, though. Her favorite has been "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?"

[hifimuses]

@butterflyvirtues asked: /  send ❔ and i’ll list a couple muses that i’d like to throw at yours!  

❔ tell me abt the monsters :3

Lah (Ghost OC)

Brief Rocks  (Panty and Stocking)

Kneesocks (Panty and Stocking)

Ursula Callistis (Little Witch Academia)

Amanda O'Neill  (Little Witch Academia)

Andrew Hanbridge  (Little Witch Academia)

Midori (Space Patrol Luluco)

Lalaco Godspeed  (Space Patrol Luluco)

Princess Snake (Dragonball)

Sakie Sato (Interviews with Monster Girls)

Blair (Soul Eater)

Mirage (Aladin)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

Queen Tyr'ahnee (Looney Tunes)

Pearl (Steven Universe)

Peridot  (Steven Universe)

Eris (Billy and Mandy)

Sedusa (Powerpuff Girls)

Wuya (Xialon Showdown)

Danny Phantom ( Danny Phantom)

Ember Mclain  (Danny Phantom)

Penelope Spectra (Danny Phantom)

Skulker  (Danny Phantom)

Daphne Blake (Scooby Doo)

Phantasma (Scooby Doo)

Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)

Husk  (Hazbin Hotel)

Cherri Bomb  (Hazbin Hotel)

Katie Killjoy  (Hazbin Hotel)

Moxxie (Helluva Boss)

Loona (Helluva Boss)

Jinx (DC)

Oz  (Monster Prom/Camp)

Damien Lavey  (Monster Prom/Camp)

Valarie Oberlin   (Monster Prom/Camp)

Calculestor  (Monster Prom/Camp)

Axarax  (Monster Prom/Camp)

Salome (Monster Prom/Camp)

Ms. Fortune (Skullgirls)

Beowulf (Skullgirls)

Zdara  (Helltaker)

Justice  (Helltaker)

Judgement (Helltaker)

[vanilla0chinchilla]

Aaravi x valerie?

ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

It looks like an alright ship ^^