#Vaggie: no it wasn’t - now somebody fess up
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Vaggie: Dammit, Pentious!
Pentious: What?! It wasssssn't me!
Vaggie: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Angel!
Angel: The fuck? I didn’t do shit!
Vaggie: Then would someone like to tell me who set the hotel on fire?
Alastor: *whistles*
#Charlie: it was me!#Vaggie: no it wasn’t - now somebody fess up#Pentious: don’t look at me! what about the whorebug!#Angel: I told you I didn’t set shit on fire!#pentious: how peculiar- how did you know it was a fire?#Angel: BECUASE WE ARE IN THE HOTEL AND IT IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE#Pentious: ssssusssspicioussss#Angel: NO IT’S NOT#Husk: if it matters- probably not- niff was the last one to come downstairs this morning#niffty: if I started that fire I’d tell you!#Vaggie: …did you?#niffty: …not *this* fire#*muffled distant screaming*#incorrect hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#Hazbin hotel#vaggie hazbin hotel#Angel dust#sir pentious#angel dust needs a hug#consensually#preferably from husk#hazbin angel dust#hazbin pentious#hazbin alastor#alastor#vox: WHO SET VALENTINO ON FIRE#niffty: *grinning but saying nothing*#Angel: …thank you.#hazbin
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