#VAR a bitch

[cryingforcrocodiles]

darwin nunez canceled goal? 911

[antiquepearlss]

Why Eugene never has sleepovers with Varian anymore:

Varian at 10 pm: won’t let Eugene sleep because he has to finish this blueprint and no Eugene he’s not going to do it in his lab he already brought it here also he has to write a list of formulas he’s trying tomorrow also did you see Lance’s new hat it’s so ugly right?

Varian at 12 am: keeping Eugene awake by “reading too loudly”

Varian at 1 am: sleep kicking Eugene in the ribs. Sleep talking about Pythagorean Theorems.

Varian at 2 am: “Eugene omg wake up I just had an idea on a machine that can fold socks more effectively”

Varian at 3 am: getting a post-midnight snack consisting of seven apples, a meatloaf sandwich, and a pint of ice cream

Varian at 4 am: “I just had the weirdest dream about Ruddiger becoming king of Spain after a chicken nugget eating contest”

Varian at 5 am: somehow stole all the blankets and pillows. Bit Eugene for trying to take them back. He’s sleep cranky.

Varian at 6 am: sleep talking about apple juice being a superior beverage to wine

Varian at 7 am: Dead because Eugene smothered him with a pillow

[navramanan]

that's just mental

[laurikarauchscat]

save me

"Alledgedly, the crown princess became aware of her fathers distress as she passed his quarters.

It was not a fair fight. The assasin never saw her coming."

[flowerysubmissive]

Brain said best it can do is Deprorny….or would it be hornpressed?

I need it to do better tho 😭! The serotonin machine is broke too often 🥲. Deprorny has my vote the other sounds like some strange new juice fad haha.

[russilton]

*gasp of fear* the max fuckers have found my George post

[radley-writes]

Cool pronouns! Not the anon, but could I ask how you pronounce the words "year" and "Nevada?"

[seddenostalgia]

Society if the Netherlands gets disqualified for creating the VAR and Ecuador takes their place in the round of 16

[whoamikiding15]

FRMF on behalf of the Moroccan nt has filed a protest with FIFA over the two indisputable penalities and honestly if that's not king behaviour I don't know what is.

[bittersweetbark]

Why I'm going to tag all Emhyr pictures with "sarcastic bitch" from now on:

(Geralt after having been truth spelled in my "Truth or Dare" fic)

Geralt looked anguished and made a weird strangled sound. "I feel extremely attracted to you, not just physically, although: yeah, wowza. You also smell extremely good and you're a sarcastic bitch, I like that in a man. Your voice is like a razor embedded in velvet, I could listen to your scathing remarks all day. I want you so bad it hurts sometimes and that's the main reason I'm still here."

[legendaryjarcollection]

Rich Stockholm women that permanently look like this 😃 and talk so loud on the phone they might as well be yelling are the worst people on earth I think

[fingertipsmp3]

So currently my problem is that I don't know how to do my homework so I end up copying the code of people who did it correctly. But then I'm like "are my instructors going to notice and be mad" so I fuck up the code a bit so that it's less obvious. And then it breaks

[homoerotictext]

my wrist hurts. im going to fucking kill my shift lead. get on bar you fucking bitch. oh my god.......

[laurikarauchscat]

Mr Var Emreis

[antiquepearlss]

Height: “probably 4’8?” - Eugene

Weight: “twig-like” - Lance

Age: app. 17????

Responds to: “Alchemist “Var Bear” “Hey You” and “Little Bitch”

Last seen: “I want to say he went to the castle last week, that or Xavier’s, or the Dry Cleaner’s” - Quirin

Approach with caution, he is known to bite and carries dangerous chemicals. He is also very sassy.

(I thought it would be funny if, with all the ‘Varian Gets Kidnapped’ fics, he got a missing poster that was just a repurposed Wanted poster. Save the trees, yaknow?)

[yellow-computer-mouse]

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

MY TEACHER

SHE

I

I FUCKING

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAD TO DO A THING

AND

AND I DID THE THING

BUT NOoooOoooOoOOOOOOOOOOooOoo THE NAME HAS TO GO FIRST

AND SHE'S JUST FUCKING INCAPABLE OF PUTTING IN A NUMBER FIRST

OR LISTENING AT ALL IF I ASK HER IF I DID WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO

>:(

DID I DO IT OR NOT??????????????????????????????? BITCH

anyway here's the thing ig. not like it's RIGHT APPARENTLY

players = ["Winter", "Snowfall", "Tsunami", "Aeolus", "Cross", "Reaper", "Dust", "Fresh", "Daisuke"]

print("Aeolus, Cross, Daisuke, Dust, Fresh, Reaper, Snowfall, Tsunami, Winter")

num = int(input("What name would you like to replace? 0-8"))

var = input("What name would you like to replace it with?")

players[num] = varprint([players])

IT WORKS!! IT DOES THE THING. BUT NOOoOooO CAN'T HAVE THAT