#VALHALLA

[carsmashorpass]

[the-walrus-squad]

Veikko Tactics

[esthara]

God of War Valhalla a summary. Not spoiler free but spoiler free enough.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I don’t google myself often (#unreality) but recently I found I’d been cited in a book on depictions of a certain fascist in literature:

I look so official and shit! Please feel free to check out my novel Valhalla from Harmony Ink Press!!!

[thehmn]

There’s no basis for this in Norse mythology but I love the reinterpretation of Baldr in the Valhalla comic where he choose to stay in Hel because he’s sick and tired of brutish, dead warriors who just want to fight and fuck. He’d much rather hang out with the normal people in Hel who passed away quietly.

In this version the goddess Hel and the death realm Hel are linked and it’s only a sad place because Hel feels trapped and discarded which makes the dead people sad which makes her more sad and it’s a never ending cycle that only changes once the bright and loving Baldr arrives and makes her feel loved.

(Before you bring it up, she’s partly blue but it’s more of a shadow than a clean bright blue)

[tekehu]

Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla + Scenery

[artschoolglasses]

"What are we waiting for? X marks the spot."

Assassin's Creed Valhalla

[c-monthecob]

Hanma HCs

★ He was there when Kisaki got rejected, tired to cheer him up, but was clearly fighting back a laugh. (His laughter contributed to Kisaki deciding to kill Hina; it bruised his ego too much.)

★ He eats peppers as a snack, specifically cayenne peppers.

★ Banned from several Spencers.

★Convinced Kisaki to match hairstyles with him, telling him it'd make him look more like a delinquent.

★ He's got a crazy ex who slashes his tires, pours sugar in his gas tank, and sprinkles instant mashed potatoes in his yard. (TRUST, he's still fucking with her too)

★ Keeps all his old gang uniforms as a souvenir. (His favorite is the Valhalla jacket.)

★ Loves all of Tim Burton's work.

★Big fan of stop motion, he even makes his own shorts in his free time

★When Draken was trying to win that teddy bear for Emma's birthday, he made fun of him every time the claw machine would drop it.

★ favorite games would be Call of Duty, RDR2, Little Nightmares, and every Resident Evil game.

★Asked Baji for his haircare routine and got the same turnout as Sanzu

★ Dressed up as slender man for Halloween and chased kids whenever they'd knock on his door

★ His parents are office workers and live boring lives, so he's determined to never be like them which is why he hates being bored.

★ In the final timeline, he and Wakasa actually get along. Wakasa shows him fishing spots with good scenery and he shows Wakasa lakes where there are little to no people.

★ His grandmother gave him a camera for his ninth birthday

★ He grew up in the countryside and would spend all day outside trying to find a spot with the perfect scenery with his brand-new camera.

★ He lives in an RV to make traveling for his work easier.

★ He used to write on his hands in class when he was bored which is how he got the idea for his tattoo.

★ Loves doing maternal photoshoots it gives him baby fever.

★ He was the photographer for Hina and Takemichi's wedding. (He was going to do it for free, but Hina haggled him on a price)

★ Discovered he's kinda into taxidermy while doing a photoshoot for a hunter

[itcars]

First Look: The Aston Martin Valhalla

Fusing the performance-driven methodologies and technologies of Formula 1 with spectacular design and scintillating driving dynamics, Valhalla is a supercar of extraordinary scope. With development now at an advanced stage the time has come to reveal full details of Aston Martin’s landmark mid-engined hybrid supercar.

This relentless pursuit of excellence has seen Valhalla’s specification evolve significantly from the original concept with significant gains achieved in power output, downforce and dynamic capability. Central to this is Valhalla’s best-in-class 1079PS (1064 HP)and 1100Nm of torque hybrid powertrain comprising an 828PS (817 HP) 4.0-liter twin-turbo V8 engine and three electric motors (two of which drive the front axle) contributing a further 251PS. An all-new 8-speed DCT transmission sends drive to the rear axle, delivering split-second shift times and a thrilling shift character. Performance targets include 0-100kp/h (62mph) acceleration in 2.5 seconds and an electronically limited 350km/h (217mph) maximum speed.

Aston Martin have entered the industrialization phase of Valhalla with first deliveries of the limited 999 units to commence late in 2025.

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LEO SUTER as HARALD SIGURDSSON Vikings: Valhalla 3x03

[thepreciouspurrsian]

Mirage Basim vs Valhalla Basim

[weirdnotal]

Jason Grace and Leo Valdez au where they both die but due to a mishap end up in Valhalla.

Hazel didn't like Leo's plan so she switched the potions and tried to talk him out of it (didn't work tho) and he ended up in Valhalla, obviously Percy and Annabeth don't know about Valhalla yet.

Once Jason's dead he also goes to Valhalla since they're the same age they end up on the same floor and see each other again. Then the whole Magnus Chase thing happens and Annabeth learns about him. Right after they're last adventure Alex and Magnus explore the building and accidentally get to the others floor.

They good friends but eventually Magnus is like "hey wanna come meet all my dead friends Annabeth" cue spiderman meme

*also imagine the combination of shenanigans and himbo-assery of Alex, Leo, TJ, Halfborn, Mallory, Magnus, and Jason as friends

[leovaldezisdabestofthe7]

Uncle Rick please explain I don't understand!!!

Ok, so we all know that in Magnus Chase if you die bravely and selflessly in battle holding a weapon and a Valkyrie sees your death and says, "Yep that guy died worthy" then you go to Valhalla. In the book it says that normal humans and Norse demigods can go to Valhalla. So please explain to me how come the Greek and Roman demigods can't go there when they die? I mean I know they get a chance at rebirth and peace but like how come they can't go to Valhalla? I mean I haven't yet read ToA(I'm sorry I'm a disappointment I know) but I know Jason dies and like why can't he just go to Valhalla and like chill with Magnus and Alex on floor 19? Or Bianca? Like please someone tell me why not!?! Also I want more Magnus!!

[akimbo-collage]

"Haunting Valhalla"

[tamburnbindery]

Another runestone sketch for the Poetic Edda - Odin suspended on the world tree and pierced with a spear, perceiving the runes below at the center of the nine realms.

[tekehu]

Assassin's Creed: Valhalla + Scenery