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Being friends with this walking embarrassment, hcs! Pt. 2!

He may or may not be my favorite character.

Why is it so hard to find content about him?

🦁Grabbed onto you when he fell down the stairs and took you down with him. (You both have matching chipped teeth now)

🦁When you were kids, you needed a kidney transplant, and he volunteered to give you his.

🦁He didn't know that he wasn't going to die during the surgery, but was still prepared to go through with it anyway.

🦁He's gotta be part crow or something. He has an entire drawer dedicated to shiny things he found. (You're the only one allowed to touch them.)

🦁When he went to juvie for the first time, he believed in the 'take out the biggest guy' saying. He got his ass handed to him (ofc)

🦁When you got into a relationship, he was convinced that you were replacing him.

🦁He gets a little too comfy with you at times. He'll literally flash you and ask, "Does this look right? Should I go to a doctor?"

🦁Whenever you go to the store, he doesn't ask if he can get anything. He just puts what he wants on the counter or in the basket.

🦁Convinces you to get on scary carnival rides, then apologizes profusely when the ride starts moving.

🦁 When your car broke down you called him for help. He spent half an hour pretending to know what he was doing and made the situation worse.

🦁You got gum stuck in your hair and had to cut it, leaving you with a very noticeable bald spot.

🦁 He immediately shaved a bigger bald spot on his head to make you feel better.

🦁Steals stuff from stores for fun, even if he doesn't need it. He'll proudly show you a pack of toothpaste he stole while you walk out of the store.

🦁He's a kleptomaniac. You had to sew his pockets shut to keep him from taking stuff.

🦁When you're trying to sleep, he'll ask you if you're awake or resting your eyes.

🦁The day you missed school, there was a fight. You asked him to send you the video, but he didn't realize he had never flipped the camera and recorded his reaction.

🦁Bought you and him matching bomber jackets with his name engraved on them.

🦁If you mess up or fail at something, he never lets you feel bad about it. "You think I haven’t done worse? Please."

🦁You never gave him a key to your place, but he somehow got his hands on one anyway.

🦁He'll yell at the top of his lungs if you try to hug him, but he'll throw a fit if you don't let him hug you.

🦁 His phone has a strange sticky residue on it. You don't know what it is, and neither does he.

🦁 Brags about you to S62 damn near daily. (They don't believe you exist.)

🦁 Thought your pepper spray was perfume. He sprayed it on himself and nearly took himself out.

🦁 He infected you with lice at least three times. You instinctively move away from him when he scratches his head.

🦁Bought you bedazzled brass knuckles. Paw shaped, hot pink, glitter, and rhinestones all over it.

🦁If you’re feeling down on yourself, he forces you to say something good about yourself. And if you refuse? He’ll do it for you.

🦁 Sticks his gum under your desk. He won't do it on his own because he doesn't want it to get dirty.

🦁 You have to text with emojis when you text him. If you don't, he'll think you're upset with him.

🦁 Every time he gets his hands on your phone, he changes everyone's contact number. You always know which one is him by the number of emojis he puts and the exaggerated name.

🦁 iPad kid. You carry an iPad with one of those super-thick cases to keep him entertained.

🦁He introduces you to people as his sister and you introduce him as your brother

🦁 Promised to win you a teddy bear at a carnival. He sucked at the game so bad the vendor gave him a keychain out of pity

🦁Only eats what you eat. It either has to be from your plate, or you give it to him. It's actually the only way you can get him to eat his vegetables.

🦁Messed up his kidney by not drinking water for a week. He told you there's water in hot dogs.

🦁Spent two weeks trying to convince you to get the same tattoo as him. You caved and got a much smaller version of his on your hip. (He's still not satisfied.)

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Mikey Heacanons pt. 2!

🌿 Constantly in the background of Senju and Sanzu's videos, waving at the camera.

🌿He thinks his disguises are top-notch. He swears nobody recognizes him when he's wearing one. (There's an entire subreddit dedicated to how stupid his disguises are.)

🌿He'll go months without being home. Not because of traveling for work, he's just at everybody elses house.

🌿He can drive motorcycles but not cars. He says they're too confusing.

🌿He always sticks his head out the window during car rides. He hates riding with Draken because he makes him sit in the back and puts on the child lock.

🌿He killed several of Izana's fish by overfeeding them. (He wasn't even allowed to feed them in the first place.)

🌿During the pandemic, he could NOT follow the six-foot rule. He loves everyone's personal space too much.

🌿He actually gave Takemichi, Draken, Emma, and Shinichro covid because of it.

🌿Recorded Draken proposing to Emma, but he was jumping with excitement, so the entire video is a complete blur.

🌿Tries to have conversations with Draken during pit stops, which is how he ends up losing some of his races.

🌿Just as bad with women as Shinichro, but the difference is that they come up to him and he drives them away.

🌿Avoids Takeomi at parties because he'll spend hours trying to convince him to hire him as his manager.

🌿 Peeks into Emma and Shinichro's room at night to see if they're actually there and if the final timeline is real.

🌿He's on everyone's streaming services. Emma and Draken's Netflix, Takemichi and Hina's Disney+, Mitsuya's Hulu, and Baji's HBO Max. And he doesn't pay for a single bill.

🌿He will try any challenge a restaurant has. It doesn't matter how big the portions are. He WILL get his hands on it.

🌿 When Emma's baby bump was growing more noticeably, he said, "Wow, you're getting fat."

🌿For their gender reveal, he shoved Izana, Shinichiro, Draken, and Takemichi to the ground to hug Emma. (Takemichi wasn't even in the way)

🌿Tells the twins to put his order on his tab. (They don't take tabs, and if they did, he isn't planning on paying it anytime soon.)

🌿Every time he posts something about his bike or races, his comments are filled with booktok girlies. (His account is private now)

🌿Set the speed on a treadmill to the max and tried to get on while it was moving. He ended up busting his ass and went flying into the set behind him. (Wakasa and Benkei have to monitor him now.)

🌿Fights with Emma and Draken's kid about sitting in the car-themed shopping carts. He only gets to ride in one because Draken gets a second cart.

🌿Takemichi got carrot cake for his birthday party, and Mikey was genuinely offended at that.

🌿Shinichiro got him a bubble machine for his 20th birthday, and it was his favorite gift ever.

🌿Draken had to get him a friendship ring because he wouldn't stop pouting after he bought their engagement rings.

🌿He's not allowed in bounce houses after putting a hole in one with him and multiple children inside.

🌿At every wedding, he walks away with the serving platters and plates. (Serving spoons included.)

🌿Banned from several all-you-can-eat buffets for testing their limits.

🌿Emma forced him to diet with her and convinced Draken to do it with them.

🌿For two weeks straight, they monitored everything he ate. No sugar, no fatty foods, and no starch. He acted like they stole a part of his soul, so they decided to give up and take him out for ice cream.

🌿When he won his first fight, his mom made him his favorite food for dinner.

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I know everyone says the same thing, but I LOVE how much the art improved

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Ran Haitani Headcanons!

💤 Grew out his hair because Rindou told him he looked like their mother with it long.

💤 Wore glasses one time, and the other S62 made fun of him for it.

💤 People thought he was a little girl with his pigtails when he was younger.

💤 Started wearing different color uniforms after accidentally punching Rindou in the face during a brawl.

💤 Snores loud asf, like you can hear his ass from the halls.

💤 The kind of guy who will repeat your joke but louder and get all the praise.

💤 He hated recess. He'd throw a fit whenever the teachers tried to make him go out.

💤 Eventually, the teachers let him stay in and have nap time instead.

💤 Slept so much in class that teachers started to get concerned about his home life. (They reported him to CPS before)

💤 He and Koko go to the same hair salon. They go out for coffee afterward, too.

💤Gossips with his hairdresser and all the old ladies in the salon.

💤The women will show him pictures of their daughters and granddaughters, trying to set him up with them.

💤Shamelessly stands outside to watch the neighbors argue. He knows they won't say anything.

💤 All his food HAS to be cold. He says it cools his stomach down.

💤 Doesn't allow Rindou to sit on the couch after coming home from the gym because he smells musty

💤He wants to ask Baji for his haircare routine, but his pride won't let him.

💤Always nagging Rindou about his posture and frowning. "You'll get wrinkles and grow a hump"

💤Believed his life was over when he got a pimple. Rindou had a full face of ache and listened to him cry about it for twenty minutes.

💤Aging is his biggest enemy. He stresses over wrinkles and grey hairs like it's the end of the world.

💤 As an adult, he often regrets cutting his hair.

💤 Dyed his hair purple because it's supposed to make him 'look young'

💤 Refuses to sleep anywhere but his bed. He doesn't trust anything else.

💤 Has to sleep on a specific thread count or he will throw a bitch fit.

💤 Has a satin bed set and his name embroidered on his pillowcases.

💤 Washes his sheets twice a week, but blames the high water bill on Rindou.

💤He used to worry when Rindou wouldn't come home from drinking out, then he acquired the "He'll come back eventually" mentality.

💤In school, he'd pretend to sleep to listen in on conversations. "Oh, don't worry about him. He's sleeping." No, he's not. He'll relay everything to his brother right after class.

💤 Hates New Years. The fireworks keep him up all night.

💤 Only watches 3 specific asmrtists every night. He refuses to watch anyone else.

💤 He never eats in front of people. But he'll fuck up a plate when he's alone

💤 When he was a kid, he sent really low-quality photos to a modeling company.

💤He and Emma like to gossip while painting each other's nails.

💤In the final timeline, he made Hanma do a photo shoot for him. When Hanma wanted him to pay, he tried to smooth talk his way out of paying

💤Wakes up in a cold sweat constantly. He has no idea why. He just does.

💤The guards had to hold him down to cut his hair in juvie

💤He adores trad goths. Loves the spooky Victorian vibe they give

💤He was a Twilight fan back in the day. (Team Edward)

💤Loves mean-girl movies. Clueless, Heathers (1988), and Mean Girls

💤He has a one-sided beef with Tom Holland. Apparently, he "Knows what he did."

💤His parents got him glasses, but he refuses to keep them on because it's "Rindou's trademark."

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We already know that Shion went down first, but who do ya'll think went down last? My bets on Mochi

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Masterlist!

Tokyo Revengers x reader headcanons

Rindou x reader

Hanma x reader

Tokyo Revengers headcanons

Mikey

Hcs

Uncle Mikey Hcs

Dog breeds

Childhood tv shows

Draken

Hcs

Dog breeds

Childhood tv shows

Mitsuya

Hcs

Dog breeds

Takemichi

Hcs

Dog breeds

Childhood tv shows

Baji

Hcs

Hcs Pt. 2

Childhood tv shows

Sanzu

Hcs

Chifuyu

Hcs

Dog breeds

Hakkai

Dog breeds

Haitani Brothers

Ran

Hcs

Rindou

Hcs

Izana

Hcs

Hanma

Hcs

Kisaki

Hcs

Dog breeds

Shion

Besties!

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Rindou Haitani Headcanons!

🎧 When he was little, he used to want to be a contortionist.

🎧 Whenever he blacks out drunk, Ran puts a pillow under his head and puts a blanket over him.

🎧He can predict the weather with his joints. (Ran doesn't believe him.)

🎧Some bar owners have Ran's number saved, so he can come pick his little brother up when he's too wasted.

🎧His playlist is a mess. One minute it's R&B, then it's an anime opening, then it's heavy metal

🎧Never failed to finish a keg.

🎧He has a collection of stolen road signs. Ran encourages this odd hobby and even dares him to steal bigger signs.

🎧He cracks his neck and knuckles constantly, and his joints pop like an old man.

🎧Ran would have to wake up in the middle of the night to adjust to him in his sleep because he'd sleep like a ragdoll.

🎧He has a reputation among party hosts for not letting him touch the speakers. Every time he gets his hands on them, he plays music so loud he breaks them

🎧He's a nice drunk, as long as no one tries to stop him from getting another drink.

🎧He'll say something funny asf with a straight face and send everyone into a laughing fit. "Ya'll laughing but I'm serious!" No, he's not.

🎧Screams bloody murder whenever Ran tries to hug him

🎧When adults berate him, they tell him not to "Make that face." He has no idea they're talking about his severe resting bitch face.

🎧When he asks what they mean, they'll think he's being smart because his voice naturally sounds sarcastic.

🎧His hair was supposed to be a darker blue, but because of Ran (and his refusal to wear glasses), he got the wrong color

🎧When South fought them, he genuinely didn't want to fight. (Have you seen the size of that guy?) The only reason he fought was because he didn't want to look like a pu$$y

🎧Tone deaf. Years of DJing will do that to you.

🎧He has a sixth sense for when Ran wakes up. He uses his friends as scapegoats for Ran's punishment for waking him up.

🎧He attended a court-mandated AA meeting and convinced the other members of the group to go out drinking with him afterward.

🎧Looks over his shoulder every time he's at the gym (He's convinced Kakucho is lurking in the shadows)

🎧Got drunk and ranted to a statue about his problems for half an hour

🎧He was a grumpy baby. Never smiled at anything, never laughed, never acknowledged anyone or anything in front of him. (His parents thought he was blind or deaf for a while.)

🎧Ran put an airtag in his wallet in case he wanders off when they're clubbing. (He doesn't know)

🎧Woke up at the Shibuya crossing twice

🎧People will walk past him and tell him to "smile more."

🎧 Anti-social until the drinks come out

🎧Teachers stop him in the hallway and ask him, "Is everything alright?"

🎧They'll pull him out of class to ask him if "everything at home is okay?"

🎧Nothings wrong with him. It's just his resting bitch face.

🎧Homeless people know him personally and let him sleep in their spots when he blacks out drunk.

🎧In the final timeline, he goes out drinking with Hanma. The only time they get along is when they're wasted

🎧His mom wouldn't get him Bluetooth headphones, so he cut the wires on regular ones and walked around pretending he had Bluetooth. (Ran never lets him live this down)

🎧Maladaptive daydreamer. It's so bad he'll start daydreaming while driving.

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Does he ever put the jacket on???

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Dog breeds I think Tokyo Revengers would own. Pt. 3

↠ Italian greyhound. They both have that constantly terrified look on their face.

↠ Rotweiller. He enjoys the way people scream and run whenever he lets it off the leash. Its collar definitely has spikes, and its name is something corny like "Bruiser."

↠ Kazutora and pit bulls are both misunderstood by the world and are always depicted as violent maniacs. They are both products of their environment, and all they need is love.

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South and Benkei 🤧

having a hyper fixation on a character that has no content is like being randomly very hungry in the middle of the night and going to the kitchen only to find out there’s absolutely nothing to eat but you’re literally so desperate and hungry so you eat even the smallest of crumbs

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"Hair holds memo"—I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

Gimme his rat tail back!!!!🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Nightmare blunt rotation

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Wakui, take all his pain, double it, and give it to Sanzu💔 🙏🏿

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My reaction to the ending

I understand that Wakui was rushed, but being slapped in the face with a Disney movie-type ending wasn't what I was expecting.🤷‍♀️

I just wished he could've gave us backround on how Mikey and Takemichi saved everyone, because without it the ending really gives "Here damn!"

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He did a photoshoot with Hakkai ONCE and woke up with thousands of new followers and emails from modeling companies.

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Look, I know your brother just died, but join my gang! It'll do wonders for my popularity! 😌

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When tumblr refreshes itself and the fic I was reading fucking disappears forever 💔

I’ve been searching for a smau I was reading for three days 😔