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In the final timeline, they go on late-night rides to the shrine, get drunk, and reminisce on their childhood.

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Fatty.

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Baji Headcanons Pt. 2!

Since people seemed to like the first (didn't expect that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Most of these are of him being a mama's boy

⚝ When people don't want him to know something, they'll spell it out

⚝ Grew out his hair to look more like his momma ❤️

⚝ Refused to sleep in his own bed until he was 8 and shared a bed with his mom. He wasn't afraid of the dark or anything. He just wanted to sleep with her

⚝ His love for yakisoba came from times when it was all his mom could afford.

⚝ He lets Mana and Luna braid his hair and put hair clips in it.

⚝ Accidentally cursed in front of a parakeet, and it repeated it over and over. (He blamed it on Chifuyu)

⚝ Tried to get his mom's name tattooed, but he spelled it wrong. Chifuyu pointed it out before he could do it.

⚝ When Peke J passed, he and Chifuyu held a funeral and made everyone attend. A real casket, flowers, suits, the whole thing

⚝ Most of his hygiene products are things he takes from his mom.

⚝  If he’s bored, he’ll just punch the nearest Toman member and yell, "Fight me!" Even if they weren’t doing anything.

⚝ He'll misbehave everywhere but the zoo. He's terrified of getting banned for life.

⚝ The only one who willingly trains with Kakucho

⚝ He likes to steal shopping carts and race down the street in them.

⚝ He talks his mother's ear off daily. She'll hide inside the bathroom from him, but he'll sit outside the door and keep talking.

⚝ His mom is the only one who can touch his hair. Mainly because if he tries to stop her she'll guilt trip him by saying, "I spent nine months making this hair. I can touch it if I want!"

⚝ He once convinced her to get on his bike, and she screamed the entire time while clutching onto him for dear life.

⚝ Tried keeping his manga in a lock box to hide them from his mom, but forgot the code.

⚝ Fully believed that he could land on his feet like a cat and jumped from his window to prove it. (He could not)

⚝ He had a nightmare that he was deathly allergic to cats.

⚝ Went on a rant about how Flynn didn't need to cut Rapunzel's hair so damn short.

⚝ Makes a concerning number of fatherless jokes. At one point, you'll start to wonder if he's still joking.

⚝ He wakes up with a new bruise or scar almost every day. He doesn't know how or why they got there.

⚝ Takemichi gave him a puzzle as a birthday gift, and he asked if he was insulting him.

⚝ Searches his mother's room head to toe for snacks he knows she's hiding for herself

⚝ One of those customers with IT support. "It's telling me to reset my computer. What do I do now?"

⚝ His mom got him books for Christmas as a punishment for failing all his classes.

⚝ He's not allowed near the grill at cookouts, and someone has to guard the lighter fluid the whole time.

⚝ At the reception of Emma and Draken's wedding, he volunteered to give a speech. Thirty seconds in, it took three people to rip the mic out of his hands. (He wasn't allowed to give speeches at any other important events.)

⚝ Acts like his mother is the child when she doesn't come home on time. He'll call her and be like, "Oh, you must think you're grown." "I don't remember saying you could be out this late." And when she comes home, he interrogates her about who she was with.

⚝ She took too long to come home from the store, and he was convinced she had been abducted or was dead.

⚝ His mom didn't touch a single thing in his room after he passed. His bed was still unmade, magazines scattered all over the floor, and crumbled homework on his desk. She couldn't bring herself to touch anything.

⚝ She dressed him for his funeral and did his hair.

⚝ When she noticed a black cat hanging around his balcony, she'd feed and pet it. She likes to think it's Baji paying her a little visit.

⚝ She picked up extra shifts to get out of the house more. She can't stand the continuous silence.

⚝ The last time she saw him, she had a bad feeling that night but didn’t say anything. Instead, she just told him, "Be careful and come home soon." He smiled at her and said, "Don’t worry, Ma. I’ll be back."

⚝ She would find herself making portions big enough for two, setting the table for him, and making the food he likes, but she doesn't.

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Shut the hell up and just take the damn award.

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He and his freaky little cult woulda got me.

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Being friends with this walking embarrassment, hcs!

🦁 The only reason you two started talking (Or he started talking to you) was because the teacher sat him next to you, in hopes that your good behavior would rub off on him, but it really just made you a full-time babysitter.

🦁 He loudly whispers, "What's the answer for this one?" during tests.

🦁 If you don't show up to school he'll pout and have a bad attitude for the entire day.

🦁 Chews with his mouth wide open. He's always got food flying outta his mouth.

🦁 He thought starting a school chant during an assembly was a good idea… but nobody joined in. He kept going anyway.

🦁 You hear him before you see him. The guy talking loud as hell in the hallway early in the morning? Yeah, that's him.

🦁No matter where you hide, he somehow always finds you. He's like a velcro baby. You can never have a moment of peace to yourself without him having a problem with it.

🦁 Doodles over everything you own. You left your binder with him for two minutes, he drew a stick figure of himself with super buff muscles and signed it saying SHION WUZ HERE

🦁 When the teacher was taking attendance he said, "Shion Madarame, reporting for duty!" and saluted. The teacher stared at him in silence for a full five seconds before moving on.

🦁He made a joke in the middle of class and no one laughed. He let out an uncomfortable chuckle and said, "Well this is awkward..."

🦁 He tried to do a slam dunk in gym class but got stuck on the rim and had to have the gym teacher get him down.  

🦁 He was nodding off in class and woke up with a flinch so hard he fell out of his seat.

🦁 If you label your lefteovers he'll still eat it and say, "Your handwriting is too hard to read." as an excuse.

🦁 On field day he stretched like he’s about to compete in the Olympics, then tripped five seconds into the race.

🦁 The majority of his shoes are slides, slip-on, or velcro. He doesn't know how to tie his shoes and you have to do it for him.

🦁 He isn't subtle when he's cheating off your paper at all. He'll lean over his desk completely to look at yours.

🦁 You always have to wake him up when he falls asleep in class. If you don't he'll start snoring, like really loud.

🦁 Popcorn reading is his worst enemy. He reads at a sixth-grade level.

🦁 One time he lost you in the store, so the workers had to call you to the front desk to 'pick up a little surprise' You were met with Shion swinging his legs like a child and a balloon tied to his wrist.

🦁 Tried to skip class once but got caught because he was humming his own sneaky theme song down the hallway.

🦁 Makes potions at lunch with leftover food and stuff other students didn't want.

🦁 Someone dared him $12 to drink it and he did. He projectile vomited all over you after it.

🦁 For someone who has a weak stomach, he chooses to stuff it with questionable foods. You had to physically restrain him from eating an old sandwich that he claimed was "Still good."

🦁 He once wrote his own name wrong on a test.

🦁 Tries to hide his tummy aches from you constantly, but you can tell he's got one when he starts to get quieter.

🦁 You had to slip anti-stomach ache pills into his water and food because he refused to take them. He told you "Real men fight through the pain"

🦁He keeps his things in your locker and has it looking like a pigsty. Crumbled papers, candy wrappers, and his sweaty socks.

🦁 One time, he replaced your essay title with Shion Madarame Is the Coolest Guy Ever. You didn’t notice. The teacher was not impressed.

🦁He carved his name and a bunch of random shit into his desk, so the teacher switched his from wooden to metal.

🦁Once, army recruiters came to the school with the pull-up test and he gave it a try. He screamed bloody murder with every pull-up.

🦁Farted at an assembly and blamed it on you. (Everyone believed him)

🦁 One time, he tried to jump over a trash can… and landed inside it

🦁If you're watching an emotional scene, he will ruin the moment by whispering, “Imagine if they just started breakdancing right now.”

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Wasn't shit funny after Mikey was mentioned

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Imagine getting knocked out by a fifteen year old in front of your gang, your opps, and damn near all the delinquents in Tokyo

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I hc he smells like wet laundry and cold pennies

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Tokyo Revengers and their favorite childhood TV shows.

(Ignore the fact that majority of these came out wayyy after they grew up)

Takemichi/Uncle Grandpa— He was a weird kid. He watched weird stuff.

Mikey/Adventure Time— Would kill to be able to go on adventures in a magical world and fight monsters with his best friends

Draken/Samurai Jack— Dressed up as him for Halloween and kept the costume on for a week straight

Baji/Wild Kratts— His mom bought him a creature suit, and he was very disappointed when he didn't turn into a cat after touching Peke J

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WHAT'S HE GONNA DO???

What's he gonna do...? 😈🙏🏿

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Uncle Mikey Headcanons (～￣▽￣)～

Since we don't know the gender of the baby, they'll have they/them pronouns.

🏍 Promises he'll win his next race for them. If he loses, he'll blame it on Draken and say he told his pit crew to make his bike slower.  

🏍Dressed up as their favorite superhero for their birthday. He tried to do some backflips to impress them but ended up landing on the table with all the snacks and cake.

🏍 They had to get their hair cut after getting gum stuck in it and were embarrassed about the bald spot, so Mikey cut his hair to match and make them feel less self-conscious.

🏍 They have a bedroom at his house filled to the brim with toys.

🏍 Asks them if they won whenever they got into fights at school.

🏍 Sat at the diner table trying to help them with homework, but it always ends like, "You don't get it. I don't get it. Let's just call it a day and get ice cream."

🏍 Their worst punishment is not being able to hang out with Uncle Mikey.

🏍 Carries them on his shoulders no matter how big they get—and they'll get big, thanks to Draken.

🏍 Encourages things he shouldn't be on a daily. "As an adult, I should tell you no. But as an uncle, I should tell you yes!"

🏍Emma wouldn't let him give them a motorcycle, so he got them a dirt bike instead. Emma was still upset.

🏍 Got them a motorcycle for their 15th birthday. Draken gives him his approval but pretends to be upset like Emma so she doesn't get upset with them.

🏍He taught them how to do tricks before he taught them basic traffic rules.

🏍One time, he let them drive his bike. Not just sit on it. Drive it. Draken found out when they crashed into a bush.

🏍 Made the mistake of showing them his old Toman uniform, now his nephew/niece wants to be the leader of a gang too.

🏍 In constant competition with Shinichiro and Izana to be the number 1 uncle. (He's winning)

🏍 Whenever Draken and Emma say no, they go to him. They know he'll never say no

🏍 Whenever they do something they shouldn't and get in trouble for it, they'll say, "But Uncle Mikey said—" "But when Uncle Mikey was my age—"

🏍 Sneaks them out whenever they're on punishment. Draken and Emma went into their room to check on them and found the window wide open and the room empty on multiple occasions.  

🏍 Teaches them useful life lessons. (They're not useful at all.)

🏍 Showed them how to hotwire a bike. "You never know when you need to make a quick getaway."

🏍 Takes the heat all the time. "If your parents say you can’t do something, just do it anyway. If you get in trouble, say it was my idea."

🏍 Terrible advice that sounds cool to an impressionable child.

"If a teacher says you can’t fight in school, just fight outside of school."

"You don't need permission. Just say sorry after."

"You’re not late if you never show up."

🏍 Got kicked out of an arcade because Mikey hyped them up to break a high score, and they got too aggressive with the game.

🏍 Mikey always covers for them. "What do you mean they skipped school? I had no idea." (he absolutely knew. It was his idea in fact.)

🏍 One time, he put the kid in his lap and said, "You're steering now." Draken almost had a heart attack when he saw them swerving down the street.

🏍 Draken and Emma nearly killed him when he said, "Helmets are for wimps." And their kid refused to wear one whenever they rode their dirtbike.

🏍 If Draken tries to teach them about saving money, Mikey pops in saying, "You can’t take money to the afterlife, spend it all now!"

🏍 Takes them to an all-you-can-eat buffet and encourages them to test the all-you-can-eat limit.

🏍 Once left them alone at his place for a few minutes and came back to find them drawing on the walls with markers. Instead of stopping them, he joins in

🏍 Play fights with them and let them win, but he'll wipe the floor with them once in a while to keep them humble.

🏍 Taught them that they can get away with anything as long as they walk with confidence. He took them to the movies and waltzed in like they paid for tickets just to prove it.

🏍 If the kid argues with Draken, Mikey hypes them up. "Yeah! Stand your ground! Don't let him boss you around!"

🏍 Told them everything that makes their parents tick so they can use it to their advantage. Smacking while they eat around Draken and using all of Emma's shampoo and leaving the empty bottle in the shower.  

🏍 Whenever they get hurt under his watch, he'll say, "I'm helping them build endurance!"

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🏮He was on the fence about deciding to go ahead with killing Emma, but when he saw a picture of her and saw how much she looked like Karen, he agreed out of hatred directed at the wrong person.

🏮He'd refuse to meet potential families, having a slight bit of hope that Karen would come back for him.

🏮Craves control over everything in his life. The way his things are arranged, what time he does things, and how he does them. He needs to be the one in charge

🏮He'd stare at blonde women and even go up to them, mistaking them for Karen.

🏮He reads books about human nature, power, and control, intrigued by how people work and why they betray one another. Even wanted to be a psychologist at one point.

🏮He was so used to having someone sleep next to him every night because Emma used to be too scared to sleep alone, so he'd have Kakucho sleep in his room to fill the empty spot.

🏮Sometimes, he rides with no destination, using the road as an escape when his thoughts become too overwhelming.

🏮He keeps his earphones on standby to drone out his thoughts with music.

🏮He was always good with instruments. When he was little he had a toy guitar and he would play Emma's favorite songs while she danced along.

🏮Had a deep-rooted fear of being forgotten. He wanted to carve his name into history, not just for power, but because he was terrified that if he didn’t, no one would remember he ever existed.

🏮He thought Emma was the only other person who could understand his pain. They both had been abandoned by the same person, but she still managed to love and be loved. He saw her as proof that he could have had a different life, but by the time he realized it, it was too late.

🏮Couldn't wait for the day he turned 18. Shinichiro told him that he can move in with him when he does.

🏮He would test Shinichiro’s loyalty. He would pick fights and get into trouble. All to see if Shinichiro would forgive him and stick around.

🏮When he got older, he realized how odd Karen's behavior with him would be and that she only acted like that, because he wasn't hers.

🏮Refused to sleep sometimes. He would have dreams about a family that he knew he'd never get to have.

🏮Just like with Shinichiro he couldn't fathom the idea that someone might care for him unconditionally. So, he would test Kakucho’s loyalty, putting him in difficult situations, making unreasonable demands, and anything that would push his limits.

🏮When Emma was first brought home from the hospital he held her all day. He was so proud of being a big brother and that he had a new playmate.

🏮Didn't know where Shinichro was buried until Kisaki told him about the plan. The first time he visited his brother's grave was to kill his sister.

Short, but I might do another, more light hearted one.

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Everyone makes fun of Yuta for the way he eats chapati.

But I eat it like that too... 😔

My cousins say my American side is showing when I roll it up into a burrito. 😭

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You x Hanma Headcanons!

(I'm not good with fluffy stuff, so sorry if this sucks)

🚬You're lying in bed asleep or getting ready to and he'll send you a text saying "Get dressed. We're going out." No warning whatsoever.

🚬You think it'll be a romantic night, but nope! You're watching him try to pick the lock on a claw machine to get you a teddy bear.

🚬After the owner kicks you out, the two of you sit on a curb outside a convenience store, splitting ramen because neither of you had enough money for a second cup.

🚬Cannot drive the speed limit without his skin itching.

🚬He took you out on a late-night ride and was speeding the entire time.

🚬When he got pulled over, he said, "Is this a bad time to tell you that my license is suspended?"

🚬You suggested going bowling, thinking there was no way he could ruin a date at a bowling alley, right?

🚬He tried to show off his strength by throwing a ball down the alley and ended up hitting one of the TVs. (You're not allowed there anymore.)

🚬He has a habit of suggesting going out to eat, but in the middle of eating, he'll be like, "I'll pay you back later." You stop eating and stare at him. "I thought you were paying?"

🚬 The restaurant has both your pictures up labeled as diners and dashers.

🚬 Tried to do a backflip off a table to impress you, but the table toppled over and he cracked his back on the edge.

🚬 He doesn't hug you. He drapes himself over you, knowing full well how heavy he is.

🚬 Randomly puts you in a headlock to "Keep you on your toes."

🚬 If he kisses you, it'll be random. You never know when he'll do it, but when he does, he'll walk away like nothing happened.

🚬 Sticks his finger into your mouth whenever you yawn.

🚬 He'll lean in, making it look like he'll kiss you, but he'll belch in your face instead. (And it stinks)

🚬 Purposefully leaves doors wide open and pretends he can't hear you yelling at him to close the door.

🚬 Not a single picture of you in his camera roll is a good one. He knows damn well he could take better pictures, but he chooses not to.

🚬 Don't bother asking him to delete them either. "But you look so cute with a bedhead!" or "Who cares if you can see your double chin from this angle?"

🚬 Whenever you're trying to make a decision, he'll be in your ear saying, "Are you sure?" to fuck with you.

🚬 Makes those obnoxious biting sounds whenever you take a bite of food.

🚬 If you stuff your plate he'll shout "DAMN" loud asf and pull out his phone to take a picture.

🚬 He'll show up at your place with a boombox blasting music. Not to be romantic, just to be annoying.

🚬 He convinced you to skip school before. The day ended with your parents having to pick you up from the police station.  

🚬 Thrives off the fact that your parents hate him. When he picks you up, he'll shout, "Hi, Mr and Mrs. L/n! What wonderful weather we're having, right?" In the most sarcastic voice ever.

🚬 Bought you two matching lighters. (Even if you don't smoke.)

🚬If you say you want to try smoking, he'll tell you, "Pretty girls don't smoke."

🚬 If he sees you liking or commenting on another guy's post, he'll send you a screenshot saying, "Feeling friendly today, aren't we?"

🚬 Leans over to look at your phone screen and says stuff like "Who are we texting?"

🚬 If you're laughing at something on your phone, he'll be like "I wanna laugh too."

🚬Tell him you're going out with a guy friend, he'll be sarcastic asf about it. "Okay, have fun with your boyfriend!" "Want me to drop you off? I'll let him know that you're single."

🚬If another guy compliments you, he makes a show about it. "Wow. That was great. Maybe you should write her a poem next time!"

🚬Texts you in the middle of hangouts: "Hope you're having fun because I'm not…" "It's okay. I wouldn't wanna be around me either…"

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The Haitani brothers headcanons!

⇢ Their mom dressed them up as twins. Rindou hated it, but Ran loved it.

⇢ They'd pillowfight in the dark, and one of them would always end up with a bloody nose.

⇢ Whenever Rindou would do something wrong, Ran would take the fall for it, no matter what it was.

⇢ Ran is a picky eater, so he'd scrape the food he didn't want onto Rindou's plate.

⇢ Ran would help Rindou with his homework and get everything wrong.

⇢ When they got arrested for the first time, Ran kept reassuring that everything would be okay dispite being a little nervous himself.

⇢ They ruin each other's dates in a constant cycle of revenge.

⇢ Ran tried on Rindou's glasses before and swore he saw the edge of the universe.

⇢ They play rock, paper, scissors on who will clean the house.

⇢ Rindou got Ran a heated blanket for Christmas, and Ran got him Beats headphones.

⇢ Immediately lock eyes whenever something funny happens.

⇢ Nastiest stank eyes ever. It runs in the family.

⇢ Played Just Dance every night before bed. Rindou always picked the songs.

⇢ When Ran's old teachers see Haitani on the roster again, they immediately know it's going to be a long school year.

⇢ Rindou would throw tantrums in pre-K, and the teachers had to pull Ran out of class to calm him down.

⇢ Wherever Ran is, Rindou was never far. Their mom would always tell Ran he had to bring his brother along with him, but he never had a problem with that.

⇢ Made an elaborate handshake that they still remember to this day.

⇢ Rindou used to have a habit of copying Ran's poses before. Sometimes he'd do it on purpose to mess with him, but then he would do it subconsiously and in sync with Ran.

⇢ They never say sorry to each other directly. They always give each other their favorite foods as a form of apology.

⇢ They fight like siblings to the tea. Scratching, biting, pulling hair, you name it. Ran would do that thing where you lie on your back and kick your feet to keep your sibling away during a fight.

⇢ After fights, they argue about who got the least amount of wounds.

⇢ Rindou planned on letting his facial hair grow, but Ran bullied him out of it, telling him it would ruin his baby face.

⇢ Rindou struggled with acne BAD, while Ran would get tiny irritation bumps at most.

⇢ Ran is always correcting Rin on his posture. He'll tell him something like "You'll never get as tall as me if you don't straighten your back." In the most condescending tone ever.

(A lot of this is based on me and my siblings 😅)

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They fell to their knees when they found out Michael Jackson died.

Locked themselves up in their apartment and mourned for a week.