#Uty: Mistakes

[ixesese]

One out of THREE. (tw, blue soul (for the ones who need the tw):

[puffstarss]

I had fun drawing her :)

@sciencestarlo

[sciencestarlo]

HOLY SHIT TRANSGENDER MARTLET

-Every martlet enjoyer

OOC// HELL YEA!!

[passion-rising]

Basically what happened.

Clover's lil tippy tappin' feet are the cutest darn thing. And I never noticed how the feistyj five all have teal bands around their hats.

[sciencestarlo]

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Starlo read this carefully, he appreciated every detail with care. He sighed, seemingly wanting to write another. After seeing a certain human on his cameras this week, he wanted to check on Dalv..

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Dear Dalv, I'll send you another email later on, I have been..busy. Are you okay? I really Hope so. There's something unusual goin' on, a human fell down here and they're on the dunes. Tell me, are they okay? Did they hurt you? I Hope not, I would be D̶e̶v̶a̶s̶t̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶. Terrible to me. I made this, for the Next time we visit..

P.S I don't draw often, I spilled some ink..

Dear Dalv,

How have things been goin' this week? Mine have been normal and all. Lily chased me around the Steamworks for stealing her oil lemon juice last Friday. I haven't been resting, something..kept me awake. It's been goin' on for weeks now and I can't figure out why. I see..a shadow, HER shadow. It just makes me tremble and feel true fear. I don't know what to do with that.

Anyways, I've sent you a small thing I've built for you, did I tell you that my favourite flowers are lavander? Just like Lily's scent, that's how I keep track of her mischeif. I really..hope you had a nice day, Dalv. I need to go and see you soon..it makes me happy when I think of it. Anyways, this letter is too long.

A Big hug,

@sciencestarlo

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Pops has been excited to have you visit! He's a bit of a nerd science geek himself, though not up to your level of course. As I'm writing this letter he's working on unboxing your gift matter of fact. I told you, you don't need to keep giving me things. I don't know if you're giving me your charity out of pity or to be nice, but I don't have much to give you in return, and it makes me feel horrid! Well- That's not entirely true. I can give you a sneak peak an upcoming song.. But I take that sort of thing doesn't really peak your interest. It's not much, but it's better then nothing, no? That gives me an idea. I'd do it myself, go outside and pick up some Lavender seeds from Snowdin, but just last week I was almost seen by Terabyte and Tearshell. Have you heard of the two before? They're quite the hotshot in Honeydew Resort.. Anyhow anyway, I'm not going to leave the Ruins again for at least another week until commotion calms down in Snowdin. But you can still go outside, and if you wish, you can pick up some Lavander seeds that we can plant all over the Ruins! That's rather corny, isn't it? You don't have to of course, it's just something for us to do during your visit. Unless you already have plans when you visit, then disregard this I suppose. I need to updated my emergency friendship flashcards. They're outdated. Sent from the cosmos and back,

☾ ⋆ ᗪᗩᒪᐯ.

[northstarscowboyhat]

Well, now I'm imagining Clover having a rebellious teenage phase

I think the rebellious teenage attitude probably lasted for five seconds. Doesn't stop Clover from sneaking out or attempting to be more independent and doing things their family doesn't approve of, but I don't think they give Starlo too much attitude (and definitely not Ceroba LOL).

Honestly, I don't think you can take the cowboy out of this kid, they're just as committed to the western bit as Starlo is LOL. Maybe one time the family was going out while Clover was a teenager and dealing with the anxiety of being socially perceived and judged that a lot of teens struggle with that they got a little embarrassed wearing their cowboy hat, and Starlo was so devastated at the thought that it quickly nipped that insecurity in the bud LOL. I think having a dad who's entire job is being a cowboy larper probably helps them not feel ashamed of their interest and commitment to dressing up as a cowboy.

[frozenhi-chews]

So I made Starcake in Paint 3D

[krazydraws]

Sorry for no art here for a while accidentally started something with 7 other uty artists. On twitter. Badly. Slight volume warning..??

[lillyinthelamplight]

Hi slutty girlies!

Remember to go pee after you masturbate/have sex to flush out the bacteria!

Washing with a warm washcloth won’t hurt either!

[ceroba-thebrimstonewitch]

heh... so does chujin use firefox? oh wait you most likely wouldn't get that. firefox is a browser that humans sometimes use. and well... you are a fox monster that uses fire magic.

[tarakau]

Ok round two, (hopefully) actually getting the top surgery today in a bit!

[ixesese]

ROI

@iilmunchkiin your babies (sorry for ping,,)

[puffstarss]

@ixesese

She's my favorite character so far

[sciencestarlo]

is anything up with Ceroba? idk I'm new here :)

After the show...

It seems you can ask her questions too...

Ooc// I'm actually gonna post this WIP, fuck It, i'm not gonna make you all wait a lot. I don't want to dissapoint anybody who's been waiting. Im sorry

[rustedleopard]

Do I dare share my silly lil thoughts....? I dare.

Personally, I would go with the Nuance Button.

Firstly, it would depend on who's asking. If it's someone that he has registered as an intruder, he would not "Count how many sand is in the desert." At all. Remember how Ceroba tried to convince Axis to get together with Daisy the first time because Axis was lonely and needed companionship, and he was so laser-focused on hitting Ceroba and Clover with an energy ball that he didn't give his beautiful.... curvy.... robot soon-to-be spouse the time of day? I feel like it would be a similar situation if someone tried to ask him that question to attempt to distract him. He'd be like "I DO NOT CARE." Then hit them with an energy blast.

(He does get sidelined when Ceroba asks him a question about the security in the Steamworks, but that's because Axis is a security robot. All the robots in the Steamworks are fueled by autism in their own unique way are programmed to have a task that they're dedicated to fulfilling, like cooking or cleaning or gardening. Axis's just happens to be security. Asking a question about the security in the Steamworks, which is basically Axis's whole purpose at this point, would be significant that he felt like he had to stop attempting to apprehend Clover and Ceroba to answer. Counting sand, meanwhile, would not.)

Now if Clover or Ceroba or someone else that he had registered as a friend asked, he would either flat out refuse, or he might do it for a bit but get bored and go "UGH. [forget] THIS." and just give up. He wouldn't even reach his counting limit before this happened.

Now, if Chujin, his creator, asked then of course he would! He'd give it the sincerest of efforts! Anything for his creator! The problem is that he can't count to a million, let alone the amount of the "30 million sand particles" that are in the desert. I say that the highest he can count to is 255, in reference to how a byte can only store 256 unique integers (between 0-255) and also because it's a bit funny. If Chujin asked him to count, it'd probably go like: 0, 1, 2, 3, ....... 253, 254, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, and I think you get it. He literally cannot count any higher than that. I can just imagine Axis finishing counting the number of sand particles in the desert and turning to Chujin so excited to tell him that "THERE ARE ONLY 255 SAND PARTICLES IN THE DESERT????" (<- He uses question marks as exclamation marks because his typography box lacks exclamation marks) and leaves Chujin with the dilemma of either letting Axis be happy in ignorance or disappointing him by telling the truth.

(Now if Axis was smart, the moment he reached 255 while counting, he would start counting from 1 all over again while also keeping note that he already has one pile of 255 grains of sand, so when it's time to total them up, he can bring up how he has 255 grains of sand in a pile, and there are 255 piles of sand with 255 grains of sand in them, and those 255 piles of sand are in groups of 255, and I think you get it. At that point, figuring out how many sand is in the desert is just a matter of multiplying 255 × 255 × 255 × .... (as well as adding up any remainder if the amount doesn't reach 255) until you get the answer. Unfortunately, Axis is not smart :/)

Got a question for y'all: Would Axis fall for the "count how many sand is here" bit from the Sonic 06 Real-time Fandub if he was asked the question?

(If by some minor internet meme miracle you are unfamiliar with it, here's a link to the video clip.)

[sage-cryptic-wisdom]

omg yall dont be like me

It's the time of the season where its warm and humid and those of us who self pleasure are in for a doozy:

i got a uti bc i used a cheap toy and didn't sanitize properly so here some step to prevent and help people in a similar situation:

1 sanitize any penetrative objects for your own sake, before and after your activities.

2 go pee after intercouse (both with others and solo)

3 wash yo damn hands before and after

4 don't wear to tight pants or underwear it will trap or rub bacteria into sensitive areas

5 drink plenty of water, it makes the urine diluted and helps flush out bacteria

6 eat things with vitamin c, it makes the urine acidic and also assists in the flushing and killing of bacterias