#Uty: Mistakes

[ixesese]

One out of THREE. (tw, blue soul (for the ones who need the tw):

[puffstarss]

I had fun drawing her :)

@sciencestarlo

[sciencestarlo]

HOLY SHIT TRANSGENDER MARTLET

-Every martlet enjoyer

OOC// HELL YEA!!

[passion-rising]

Basically what happened.

Clover's lil tippy tappin' feet are the cutest darn thing. And I never noticed how the feistyj five all have teal bands around their hats.

[sciencestarlo]

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Starlo read this carefully, he appreciated every detail with care. He sighed, seemingly wanting to write another. After seeing a certain human on his cameras this week, he wanted to check on Dalv..

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Dear Dalv, I'll send you another email later on, I have been..busy. Are you okay? I really Hope so. There's something unusual goin' on, a human fell down here and they're on the dunes. Tell me, are they okay? Did they hurt you? I Hope not, I would be D̶e̶v̶a̶s̶t̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶. Terrible to me. I made this, for the Next time we visit..

P.S I don't draw often, I spilled some ink..

Dear Dalv,

How have things been goin' this week? Mine have been normal and all. Lily chased me around the Steamworks for stealing her oil lemon juice last Friday. I haven't been resting, something..kept me awake. It's been goin' on for weeks now and I can't figure out why. I see..a shadow, HER shadow. It just makes me tremble and feel true fear. I don't know what to do with that.

Anyways, I've sent you a small thing I've built for you, did I tell you that my favourite flowers are lavander? Just like Lily's scent, that's how I keep track of her mischeif. I really..hope you had a nice day, Dalv. I need to go and see you soon..it makes me happy when I think of it. Anyways, this letter is too long.

A Big hug,

@sciencestarlo

✩ ─── 「༻ ☪ ༺」─── ✩

Pops has been excited to have you visit! He's a bit of a nerd science geek himself, though not up to your level of course. As I'm writing this letter he's working on unboxing your gift matter of fact. I told you, you don't need to keep giving me things. I don't know if you're giving me your charity out of pity or to be nice, but I don't have much to give you in return, and it makes me feel horrid! Well- That's not entirely true. I can give you a sneak peak an upcoming song.. But I take that sort of thing doesn't really peak your interest. It's not much, but it's better then nothing, no? That gives me an idea. I'd do it myself, go outside and pick up some Lavender seeds from Snowdin, but just last week I was almost seen by Terabyte and Tearshell. Have you heard of the two before? They're quite the hotshot in Honeydew Resort.. Anyhow anyway, I'm not going to leave the Ruins again for at least another week until commotion calms down in Snowdin. But you can still go outside, and if you wish, you can pick up some Lavander seeds that we can plant all over the Ruins! That's rather corny, isn't it? You don't have to of course, it's just something for us to do during your visit. Unless you already have plans when you visit, then disregard this I suppose. I need to updated my emergency friendship flashcards. They're outdated. Sent from the cosmos and back,

☾ ⋆ ᗪᗩᒪᐯ.

[northstarscowboyhat]

Well, now I'm imagining Clover having a rebellious teenage phase

I think the rebellious teenage attitude probably lasted for five seconds. Doesn't stop Clover from sneaking out or attempting to be more independent and doing things their family doesn't approve of, but I don't think they give Starlo too much attitude (and definitely not Ceroba LOL).

Honestly, I don't think you can take the cowboy out of this kid, they're just as committed to the western bit as Starlo is LOL. Maybe one time the family was going out while Clover was a teenager and dealing with the anxiety of being socially perceived and judged that a lot of teens struggle with that they got a little embarrassed wearing their cowboy hat, and Starlo was so devastated at the thought that it quickly nipped that insecurity in the bud LOL. I think having a dad who's entire job is being a cowboy larper probably helps them not feel ashamed of their interest and commitment to dressing up as a cowboy.

[starlos-soulmate]

So I made Starcake in Paint 3D

[premamelody]

out of time

[krazydraws]

Sorry for no art here for a while accidentally started something with 7 other uty artists. On twitter. Badly. Slight volume warning..??

[lillyinthelamplight]

Hi slutty girlies!

Remember to go pee after you masturbate/have sex to flush out the bacteria!

Washing with a warm washcloth won’t hurt either!

[ixesese]

ROI

@iilmunchkiin your babies (sorry for ping,,)

[puffstarss]

@ixesese

She's my favorite character so far

[sciencestarlo]

is anything up with Ceroba? idk I'm new here :)

After the show...

It seems you can ask her questions too...

Ooc// I'm actually gonna post this WIP, fuck It, i'm not gonna make you all wait a lot. I don't want to dissapoint anybody who's been waiting. Im sorry

[ceroba-thebrimstonewitch]

heh... so does chujin use firefox? oh wait you most likely wouldn't get that. firefox is a browser that humans sometimes use. and well... you are a fox monster that uses fire magic.

[tarakau]

Ok round two, (hopefully) actually getting the top surgery today in a bit!

[foldingfittedsheets]

I was telling my coworker about my weekend and he was in hysterics listening to my cascade of bad and bizarre decisions. Since most of my coworkers know I have some small notoriety here he asked, “Did you put this on tumblr?”

“No! I’m too embarrassed!”

He exclaimed, “You write about your UTI’s and dildo bathrooms and this is too embarrassing!? Pillows??”

So fine. Here’s my embarrassing pillow story for your enjoyment.

I have been struggling desperately to find a new pillow that I love. My Tempurpedic Symphony was over ten years old and disgusting and I needed to stop sleeping on a biohazard so I finally tossed it. I tried to replace it with a new one but Tempurpedic changed the density and the new one is shit.

Thus began the saga of pillows. My parents got me a Purple Harmony. I liked it very much in store. At home it was too tall. I exchanged it for the low. This was too low. Frustrated I called my mom to ask if she liked hers to which she said no so I asked to give it another shot.

Enter, the villain. My mom’s house does not smell bad. But it does smell strongly. It’s hard to quantify and again it’s not a bad smell it is simply powerful and foreign. The pillow I took from her was saturated with what my beloved and I began to call Mom Smell.

The pillow still smelled like mom’s house weeks after coming into our home, even after being slept on and with protectors and pillow cases, the smell permeated. The pillow was still too tall. So then I entered an experimental phase. The purple pillow is made up of a latex insert with a gel grid around it on the outside. The inset was too tall, but I could use the gel grid external to wrap around a pillow that was too low!

I stuffed every conceivable iteration into the purple grid. I tried the new symphony. I tried existing pillows in my home. I even borrowed a pillow from the back room at work which wasn’t in inventory so it was okay and the worst part was that was the perfect height but too soft to stay that height and ended up disappointing me and being surreptitiously returned.

I then tried an IKEA pillow that a Reddit thread suggested was similar to the original symphony and was delighted to learn that it came in three pieces so the height could be adjusted. This kicked off a new round of experimentation after I realized the pillow itself was rock solid and hurt my ears. The 1” insert could be added to things to try to bring too low pillows to the correct height. I still need to try to return this pillow.

I then turned to my friend who also owns a mattress store and asked if he had a Technogel pillow to trade for one of the Purple pillows. He agreed and I ended up with a Technogel that’s 5.5” which is sliiiiightly too tall. Then I remembered:

During this frenzy of pillow madness I’d foisted two pillows onto my mom in exchange for the purple pillow and belatedly realized that one of them was a Technogel that had been too low. Now with an insert I realized it could be perfect. So I got the pillow back but I faced a problem.

The Mom Smell.

I didn’t want to wait two or more weeks for the smell to pass normally. So I got the pillow back and indeed, it had Mom Smell. I then remembered that my beloved had been gifted something called “pillow mist” from their employer ages ago that had a sage smell I liked.

So I took the pillow, sprayed the inside of the dryer and set it to low to coat the nice sage smell into the foam.

This was a mistake.

The dryer suddenly reeked of sage and musk, the heat having amplified the mist out of all proportion. The whole upstairs screamed the contents of the innocuous bottle and my head instantly hurt. Now not only did the pillow reek of a new louder smell, so did the dryer.

I looked around and spotted vinegar and decided to wipe down the dryer with it in hopes of wiping out the overpowering mist smell. Afterward it smelled like hot vinegar which was something of an improvement. I regarded the pillow and could practically see animated smell lines coming off it. I wiped that with vinegar too. Then it smelled like SAGE Vinegar Mom.

I finally collapsed in a puddle of defeat, having created and defeated several problems but ultimately having made a pillow much stinkier than before.

My beloved came home.

They listened to my tiny tale of woe with increasing amusement.

They asked, “Why didn’t you use the Febreze?”

“What? They don’t have Febreze that’s unscented, do they?”

My beloved walked into the bathroom and came out with a bottle of unscented Febreze that would have solved my problem instantly. I facepalmed hard enough to cause brain damage.

I sprayed the pillow. It sat for a few days, ready to join my parade of pillow experiments. The sage and vinegar are both thankfully gone.

It does however still smell faintly of my mother.