#Until Everyone Who Won't Like Me is Gone [Evil Jeff AU]

[recklessinventor]

thought i’d doodle the jeff aus i’ve written - the ones where jeff’s the same age, anway, because I wanted to test myself and see how visually different i could make different versions of the same character. 

(like, uh, psychic jeff’s constantly disheveled looking bc he has no training and he reads minds without trying and it exhausts him to hear other people’s thoughts all day (and his hair’s all floofy from static electricity due to pk thunder), runaway jeff’s got a fuller, rounder face and more freckles, pokemon verse jeff’s skinnier and wearing too big clothes and too small glasses bc he still lives with his dad in that verse, and some guy named j344′s here! how you doin’, buddy? it’s been a while!)

[recklessinventor]

my brain: so what if there was an au where jeff is evil

me: that's great but I'd like to sleep

my brain: and he takes porky's role in m2 and m3, betraying his friends and taking over nowhere

me: but--

my brain: and he forces dr. a to work for him and build chimeras that he really could do himself if he wanted, he just wanted to be cruel and con his dad into being essentially his property

me:

my brain: and he made tony the masked man

me: GODDAMNIT YOU GOT ME

[recklessinventor]

i don’t think they’d get along (ft. Runaway Jeff being an asshole and watching shit burn)

[recklessinventor]

(in reference to evil Jeff AU) *slams fist on table* CAPATILISM

Thank you for investing.

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I think Evil Jeff wouldn’t hop around in time so much (or at least find Dr. A and make him build something to keep him looking healthy), but he’s still as fucked up and sick as Porky, and his skin is way too pale and blue. But I think he (and Tony too) sort of have that thing, like where celebrities have work done, so you can’t really tell how old they are. 

and ofc he wears a waistcoat and ascot and has gray in his hair

[recklessinventor]

while I’m still thinking about the evil Jeff au, I totally think his takeover of Nowhere would be by staging another alien attack on earth by plagiarizing the Starmen designs and kickstarting a space race and just general fearmongering (and maybe a lil brainwashing as a treat). But this time Jeff gets to frame himself as a hero the way he wants to - and things like the movie in New Pork would be propaganda.

Like a “oh, that’s horrible that the Starmen have returned and are tearing down houses and lighting forests on fire :) but me and my company can help you fight back against the aliens and protect the earth, I’ll just need your help :)”

[recklessinventor]

So you’re telling me evil Jeff in mother 3 is a silver fox

FIND GOD.