#𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕕 [ CRACK ]

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beinfriends​:

"Come ta Tazmily in the next fifteen minutes if ya want an ASS KICKIN'."

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“Well, I came for a battle of wits, but it appears you came unarmed.”

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yassified jeffrey donuts is canon @chibitantei​

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I like to think that when the Earthbound kids grow older they get the Tony Hawk treatment. Seems kinda in line with what happens in the game. like

Barista, writing Ness’ name on his coffee cup: Ness, like that kid who saved the world Ness!

Ness: Yeah

Barista: I wonder what he’s up to these days

Ness: this

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[Yes.... come join the mother rpc... there’s, like, five of us....]

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Why ish your head sho big? 😩

Unprompted Asks - Always Accepting!

Rude!

"My head's not big! Your head's big!"

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“I can’t believe my father is in Friday Night Funkin’...”

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@dreamsofalife​ | from here

“Wh- you can’t ground me! It goes against my constitutional right to- to freedom of speech!”

Jeff, you’re not American.

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fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

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[THE SUGAR BABY’S BACK NOOOOO]

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“Remember to give your respects to Earthbound, aka Beta Undertale, on this blessed day. 

Your game would not exist without the Earthbound Halloween Hack. Also you owe me royalties for that one overpopular boss theme. It was my father’s, after all.

Thank you.”

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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

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His catboy bf....

The blorbo from his heart.

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from here | @tazmilyxfamily​ said: Poo looks away in "my last name is the name of my country" { GBJHBGJHGBJHG }

“IT’S BETTER THAN AN-DOUGHNUTS, POO, GET BACK HERE-”

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they call me ranch cus' I be dressin

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"And they call me the Eagleland postal service...

because I always deliver."

What do you want to bet they're in the most 90s, neon, bright clashing colors imaginable.

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He’s drinking out of a coffee pot with a bendy straw.

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“Please peer pressure me into finishing projects...”

“Do it or you’re straight.”

“I said peer pressure, Tony, not threaten-”

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“Ha. Imagine sleeping. Absolutely could not be me.”