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#Unravel Me
kingkenji · 3 days
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@warneraaronanderson stop flirting with Juliette in other languages. she has no idea what you’re saying. But I DO. I HAVE DUOLINGO WARNER. I KNOW WHAT MUD IS DRIBBLING BETWEEN YOUR TEETH YOU LITTLE WHORE
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shattermelyhfmlblog · 6 months
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Just a bunch of facts about Aaron Warner Anderson!
Warner birthday is on 24th of April, meaning his zodiac sign is Taurus.
"Warner" is his mother's last name.
Warner has a soft spot for animals.
Warner's identification number is 45B-00001.
Warner is very meticulous with hygiene.
Mafi was inspired to create Warner because she was interested in human's capacity for good and evil.
Warner owns a collection of scented soaps.
Warner likes to take long baths.
Warner doesn't really sing in the bath, but he does hum a little.
Warner suffers from insomnia.
Warner speaks 7 languages including English, Spanish and Arabic.
Warner is afraid of spiders.
Warner hates being barefoot.
Warner drinks black coffee because he likes the bitter taste.
Warner's favourite song is Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan.
Warner's workout routine is as stated: Mondays are for legs, Tuesdays are for chest, Wednesdays are fir shoulders and back, Thursdays are for triceps and deltoids and Fridays are for biceps and forearms. Everyday is for abdominals and cardio. He also spends most weekends doing target practice.
Warner can fly planes.
Warner taught himself how to ride a bike.
Warner can build and defuse his own bombs.
Warner has a soft spot for fashion.
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I really, REALLY, don't know what I would do without books.
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flowers-for-em · 10 months
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Juliette: I hate Warner so much. He's such an awful monster, I want to kill him, I can't believe I missed his heart, I should have--
Warner: *pets dog*
Juliette: Shit.
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jamespottersdaisy · 1 year
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best Aaron Warner/Shatter Me fanart I've seen and I'm not joking. I screamed when I saw Aaron HSKDJSJXKSKZKSJSKZKS
Instagram : palinlineart
tiktok: palinline
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artstatues · 1 month
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sweet boy. - a.w‎‎‎‎‎
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wc : 339
pairings : aaron warner x fem!reader
synopsis : unfortunately, aaron's been extremely busy the past couple of days.
warnings : workaholic aaron, nothing much tho.
a/n : short drabble. writing mood today but had 0 ideas for the last hour or two, finally came up with this lmao
taglist : @never-enough-novels @reminiscentreader @kozumesphone @lxvebelle @shuhuaspookie
@off-to-the-r4ces @starrynightsxo @flowers-for-em
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you sat on the office couch, eyes directed at your too focused boyfriend rather than the book in your hands. you loved aaron, you really did, but he’s been awfully busy for the last few days, too busy to give you any attention. only short good mornings, or good nights. he’d be gone when you woke up, and absent when you went to bed. you were sure he’s absolutely exhausted. the bags under his eyes becoming more prominent day by day. only did he look up from his laptop screen, or his papers say “oh, hello love,” or something like that.
you understood him. you knew he wanted to rave about how much he loved you, you knew how he wanted to lay in your lap and watched as you went on about your day. yet, he couldn’t. he has a full time job as the supreme commander. oh how you missed your aaron.
every time you’ve called him over to take a break, he’d simply say “5 more minutes love, i promise.” but did he fulfill those promises? no. just sweet nothings. 
“love?” he called.
“yes aaron?” you smiled down at him, staring at you from your lap.
“how was your day?” he inquired, causing you to put your book down.
“so-.....”
“aaron?” you tried, looking up from your book, some form of despair in your eyes, and your tone. “yes, love?” he looked up from his screen. you’re sure that was the first time he made full eye contact with you in the last 7 hours. you've been on this couch for 3. it’s 10.36 pm. “c’mere?” you patted your lap. his eyes looked dead, his eye bags only slightly covered by the frame of his working glasses. he unexpectedly got up and walked closer towards you. soon enough, he found peace on your lap, laying down sideways, staring at god knows what. you gently ran your hands into his hair, playing with a few strands. “oh my sweet boy.” you hummed.
how you’ve missed this…
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bookishpedia · 1 year
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*Kenji and Juliette sneaking inside the house at 4am*
Nazeera: *sitting on the sofa* Where were you?
Kenji: We were helping Aaron.
Aaron: *turns on the light* Try again.
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mostly-delusional · 3 months
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Warner: what are you, 5?
Kenji: *snorts* yeah, 5 inches taller than you
Warner:
Kenji:
Kenji: I'm sorry please don't kill me
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skyreadbooks · 1 year
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Therapy is expensive, daydreaming about fictional characters is not.
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Aaron mf Warner: Lift your hips for me love
Me (a straight female) : *slams book close* *kicks my legs in the air* *giggles uncontrollably* *contemplates life choices* *squeels like a teenage girl* *realizes that he isn’t real* *cries because no one is as good as Aaron mf warner*
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i-only-see-daylight · 5 months
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Aaron: Juliette is playing hard to get. 
Aaron: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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kingkenji · 2 days
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I sense I have made you angry-
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veri-xo · 2 months
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i’ll be the love of your life - aaron warner x reader
wc: 311 (yes it’s criminally tiny but i wrote this in like 10 minutes bear with me)
summary: inside your head, after your break up, you still have dreams where you’re still together. little do you know, aaron does too.
pairings: aaron warner x reader
warnings: angst, post-break up depression (ish), pining, some swearing, light sexual content (innuendos and referenced wet dreams, nothing actually happens)
tag list: @mp-littlebit @his-littlefox @pockyyasii @kaffeeine @f4iry-bell
@jamcarven @clarissaweasley-10 @benny1989fredd @123letsgobestie @tornqdowarnings (been a minute since I posted anything here, lmk if you don’t wanna be tagged anymore)
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READER
You wake up panting.
Your dream had been rather interesting to say the least.
Ever since your break up with Aaron, every once in a while you would dream of him. It was stupid. You hadn’t seen him in months yet you still couldn’t get over him.
The dreams had a wide range. In some, it was the day of your break up. Others it was some of you favorite memories with him.
Others were more…scandalous.
Just like this last one. Cursing yourself, you get up to head to the bathroom for a very cold shower. This was your third one this week. It was Tuesday.
You didn’t know why you were having such frequent dreams of him. You shouldn’t even have been thinking of him! Yet here you were again, waking up hours before your alarm to take a cold fucking shower.
You wonder whether or not he still thinks of you…
AARON
Aaron did think of you. A lot. And not always innocently.
He woke up quite early. Earlier than usual, which meant early that could be considered late. His dream had been very…realistic. He could still feel your skin against his, hear your quiet moans, taste your—
No. He had to stop thinking of you. The two of you were finished. Done. End of story. He got up, sighing, and headed to the bathroom for a cold shower. God knows he needed it.
He looks in the mirror, running a hand through his hair. His phone was on the counter. He still had your number saved…
Before he could talk himself out of it, Aaron picked up his phone and went to your contact. His finger hovered over the call button, unsure whether or not he should proceed. It was an ungodly hour. You were most likely asleep…
Fuck it.
Aaron pressed call listening to the ringing. He had fully expected it to go to voicema—
“Aaron?”
“Hi, love.”
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flowers-for-em · 10 months
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Kenji: Which country has the most birds?
Kenji: Portu-geese!
Nazeera: That's a language.
Kenji: Portu-gull?
Nazeera: Good recovery.
Juliette: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Aaron: TURKEY. HOW DID YOU MISS TURKEY?
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highladyofterrasen7 · 6 months
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Kenji after seeing the juliette x Adam x Warner mess
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clarissaweasley-10 · 13 days
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Warner: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Kishimoto. Kenji: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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