#Uniform Pressure

[demonic0angel]

New Costume (click for clarity)

Jason: Whew! Thank goodness I left in time! I felt like I was being mauled by a tiger!

Dick: *staring at the clock that says he’s still three hours late with dead eyes*

Tim: …. Well, you LOOK like you’ve been mauled by a tiger 😟

Bruce: 😨🥲😭

Image description below:

Panel one has a picture of Dick’s awkward face. He is wearing his Nightwing costume.

Dick: … I thought you were going to debut your new costume? [referring to Jason’s costume with the red muzzle]

Panel 2 has a close up of Jason’s abashed expression as he takes off his red helmet, noticeably in his classic costume with the red helmet and brown jacket. On his neck are hickeys and bite marks and he has a lipstick smear on his lips.

Jason: Yeah, but…

Panel 3 has a faraway Jason looking shy while he holds his helmet in fond reminiscence with a heart next to his face. The rest of the Batfamily stare at him in silent, disgusted deadpan.

J: Jazz wouldn’t let me get out of the apartment with them on so… I had to use my old one again.

Everyone else: ….

[limeinaltime]

Good ending where Sebastian escapes the Blacksite, lives to a ripe old age, then dies and gets to spend his afterlife living out his missed Roaring 20s™ forever

also Mr. Shade fell down some stairs and died sucks to suck ig

[unnecessaryligatures]

Me flying anywhere: look it’s my blorbos (planes) from my show (Cabin Pressure)

[autismofficial]

i wonder if theyre hiding from me

[raynavan]

Tall Thing peeks out of the woods to stare at you. (a drawing for chapter 6 of Always by your Side by @ingo-ingoing-ingone)

[benisbeaaaaans]

Some references I made for myself and may as well share cuz I spent way too much time on them.

[amphibianaday]

day 1302

[voltrons]

exy is REAL!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

(first exy racquet finisheddd, i’ll talk about it under the cut)

this is a smaller stick so the hope for the next one is to get a standard size lacrosse stick and try to make it as “realistic” as possible w new/more decals!! i have to look back at the handbook and see if i can tweak anything structurally that would benefit the sport????? but for now really leaning into Exy Can Be Whatever I Want It To Be so i’m proud of it :’]]]]

lacing this thing was so. hard. if you actually play lacrosse and do this regularly you are so metal. oh my god

sorry for wearing a penn state shirt i will do it again (them being in the Big Three is the most unrealistic part of this whole thing)

[poupsoup]

hiiii long time no sea. i’ve come bearing a new fc for hit roblox game Pressure

some quick info on Angel:

Angel was chosen to be an experiment due to his unnatural affinity for swimming

considered a “successful” experiment, in the sense that Urbanshade was figuring out how to minimize the possibility of extra body parts developing and extreme body disfiguration

was in the process of having the mutations reversed, but the procedure was halted due to the containment breach. he holds resentment for Sebastian due to this

he developed “wings” from the devil ray dna. his wings used to be long, reaching from his wrist to his ankles. during the reversal process, they grew much smaller, receding to his elbow to just below his waist line. he still has the “horns” tho

the lanternfish dna is not immediately noticeable in well-lit areas, but will show in rooms and tunnels with minimal or no lighting

the anemone dna replaced his body hair with anemone tendrils, and they are capable of stinging people and creatures. the venom hurts like actual burning hell, but he does have control of when the anemone produces the venom

he’s agender + trans-masc :)

[waffleslashermaster]

Bored? Make a 2010s dress up game of your sona

[nando161mando]

The whole gravy train needs to be derailed. MPs should never receive payments from vested interests.

#greed #Labour #ukpolitics

[viridianv0id]

me when

me when me

me whem my me when

me when my sona

pronouns are it/they name is Honey (hey thats my name its like theyre my sona)

[vampirismadvocate]

I think what’s fucked up is that I thrive so much more with an externally regulated schedule. Like I can’t wait to go back to my public speaking/customer service job instead of doing commission work in my actual field. I just want to know when I’m starting and when I’m stopping a shift.

[arminsumi]

cws; smut, rough s*x, mentions sq**rting, milkman cliché, namecalling, sum back scratching, this is goofy asf LOL 🐥

Milkman!Gojo who doesn't just 'dick you down'; he fucks you into the 4th dimension. His strokes are actually insane. You can't keep up with him and he's laughing about it because up until now it's been you who's the horniest — the lonely single hottie flirting obnoxiously with the way too fuckable milkman. Shit, it was you who begged him to fuck you dumb in the first place. He's jus' delivering! One second he's giving you milk and the next he's stripping his uniform off and letting his cock spring out to give you... well, more milk?!

Locking you into the nastiest mating press you've ever endured, milkman!Gojo's slamming into your sensitive pussy so hard and fast at the perfect angle that you're actually scared of your orgasm — how he works it out of you with such violent thrusts that you hiccough and feel like you're about to cry. He just gives it to you without mercy, no breaks no bullshit he is dicking you the fuck downnn

"Holy shit! Nng! Fuck! Don't you fucking stop!" you squeal, clawing desperately at his back and leaving raw red lines, "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Ahhh ummm I'm gonna c-cum?! Nnn!! I'm gonna cum... I'm cumming on your cock... I... um... shit, I-I'm ahh cumming...!"

His dick has you stressing out — like actually. Your pussy's under pressure like she's taking a big dick exam. Each inch he packs into your spasming cunt is changing your world perspective. Did you squirt? You can't tell. But you came without touching your clit for like, the first time, which is insane to you. His cum is pumping into you and he's shuddering, calling you a slutty bitch or whatever other foul names — with affection, you know, he's a charming guy. And he's left you with a charming creampie to ooze out your abused cunt.

He's stifling laughter once he's done filling you up with his milk, sliding his cock out with a nasty squelchy pop! and he's asking if you're okay after literally ruining you; you can't move a single muscle, you can only "bask" in the afterglow which feels more like an aftershock because that orgasm was some high-level earthquake shit.

"What the fuck... I need t-t-to lay here and think about life for a bit..."

He's howling with laughter, "Damn, did I fuck your brains out or what?"

"Nah, shut up with ya bullshit — your dick is insane, no wonder you can't keep a girlfriend. Like, there's dicking down and then there's whatever that was — plowing me into the fourth fucking dimension... don't laugh!"

So now after that, you call your milkman up whenever you need "insane 4th dimension dicking down" and he snickers, ready to deliver — knocking at your door and waiting to cum inside.

[supercoollnormalfellow024]

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