#Under Your Bed

[mistressemmedi]

Gentle parenting era is over, time for some violence

[feydrauthazdarkheart]

View my blog on the web version or else I will be under your bed 2 night (I didn’t get a banging theme for it not to be acknowledged)

[uznoid]

i love how the pizza tower fandom can be roughly divided into 2 pieces

one half says that gustavo and peppino are together, and that noise and noisette are too

The other half says peppino and the noise are secret gay lovers

[rhettabbotts]

check on your friends who ship tedbecca bc things are HAPPENING

[tantasila]

''Sınıf Arkadaşı''

[chasing-chimeras]

created by brett’s biggest fan 🥰 @dinkelmehl

[sundaes-post-mortem]

I am hiding under your bed… i play with the dust bunnies they tell me your secrets

[egoschwank]

al things considered — when i post my masterpiece #1276

first posted in facebook february 26, 2024

kassou seydou -- "signel mate ne ngueguenaye (le porc-épic peut être un oreiller)" [i.e., porcupine can be a pillow] (2021)

"i'm painting observations, the observations i make of my past and immediate environment" … kassou seydou

"i am going to the USA to catch sight of a wild porcupine and to give some lectures" … sigmund freud

"everything is writing. the idea of writing is that of a line that has been deformed to shape letters. that's why you see spirals that i form regularly on my paintings. it is to symbolize writing, and through writing, what we have received. the characters, they are me, the neighbors, it's someone else, it's you, they're the people i animate with my spirals" … kassou seydou

"take me on a trip upon your magic swirling ship" … bob dylan

"a porcupine might be a pillow, but keep a safe distance from any of them under your bed" … al janik

[urfavparasite]

STARTING TO LOSE MY SHIT GUYS!!! DON'T WORRY ABOUT LOCKING YOUR DOORS TONIGHT, BEFORE YOU GET THE CHANCE TO TRY AND KEEP ME OUT, I'LL ALREADY BE UNDER YOUR BED WAITING FOR YOUR TOES TO HANG OFF THE EDGE!!!

[illuminatedquill]

YOUR MOVE, FILONI

Ahsoka: Ezra is where he's supposed to be... it's time to move on.

Sabine: *is pensive*

Kevin Kiner: *across the stars leitmotif*

Me:

[drulalovescas]

Not that he couldn't save his mother??? Not that he couldn't save his dad??? Not that he couldn't save his brother from Hell???? Not that he couldn't save the lives of ALL their family and friends???? Not even that he died on that ridiculous, insulting, absurd rusty rebar??? Dean's biggest regret according to Jensen Ross Ackles is not being able to save Cas????!!!!

[loveexpelrevolt]

You light up everything you touch, but never me.

GAMBIT & ROGUE + parallels X-Men '97 | "Remember It"

[microtyalm13]

oh to have a weird monster under your bed and develop just as weird of a connection with it

you've come to learn that he can be very easily excited. all it takes is a couple of right words and he's already all over you, pressing you against your bed, sniffing you and nuzzling his face into your bare skin. he absolutely loves your scent, how your soft, delicate human skin feels against his. whispers "mine" while sticking his nose into places you'd be too embarrassed to let a human go.

and when he's excited, he drools. it's sticky and warm, black liquid that seems to dry off pretty quickly, leaving a weird scent of smoke. his tongue licks its way down your neck and to your stomach, leaving you breathless even before he reaches the place between your legs. all of this drool is going to be coating your tight insides once he's done eating you out. he doesn't know what he's doing most of the time, blindly following his desires and instincts, but he sure is eager to please you, you gotta give him that.

he's not the most talkative, and sometimes his cryptic answers leave even more questions. that makes him a very good listener, even when you think he's not listening. you don't bother to keep your moans from slipping out when you play with yourself, not aware of just how much attention he's paying to you right now, completely blind to how desperate you're making him down there. oh how he wants nothing more than come out from beneath your bed and get on top of you, to rut his hips feverishly against your lower stomach; to feel something other than his pathetically trembling hands.

[slavicafire]

if this site dies you will find me under your bed

[yourlocalabomination]

I am not immune to funny crackships.

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