#Umei

[namibozsu]

Worlds most Normal and Trustworthy maid ever

[rumors-from-yuukaku]

BAAAAABIEEESSSS

[foodglorious-food]

Uni, no balooni

If you ever get Uni (Sea Urchin) at a Japanese restaurant, served like this, never go anywhere else - you are set for life!

[notorious-titan-productions]

Sketched out an OC a while ago :} I'm terribly sorry lmao I just outright forgot to post her here

The infamous leader of the Ravagers, a formidable force tearing their way through the Nations Harmonious. No patience for anything but absolute loyalty; the Alpha protects, but only so long as you are devoted.

She does not take disappointment lightly.

GANG IS BLOOD. BLOOD IS FOOD.

-|Umei|-

[namibozsu]

ok 🦑👍

now draw her eating spicy ramen

[khr-guilded-cage]

[luxroyalty]

Hiya! So Umei has a new Batman/DC series on AO3, this thing all things devours. Have you read it and if yes, your opinion on it?

I have tried reading it but it’s not hitting me right now :(. Not really sure why - it has all the stuff I usually like.

[ranahan]

Currently reading Umei no Mai’s Impact. Chapter 23 has a pretty interesting reinterpretation of shab:

“So, you’ve probably only heard ‘shab’ as an insult,” Seire says conversationally, “but it’s a forging term; technically it means a flaw, and ‘shabiir’ means to induce a flaw. Because, in a piece of armour that you have made from scratch, if there’s something wrong with it, it’s because you made it wrong.”

Oh. Ooh, that gives teeth to ‘shabuir’ as an insult.

“More metaphorically, this gets referred to people with ‘shabla’,” Seire continues, “but when it’s a piece of armour, the correct word is ‘shabyc’. It has a flaw; it is flawed. Unreliable. Untrustworthy. Likely to break at exactly the wrong moment and get the person depending on it killed.”

And oh wow, I rather like that. Like that a lot, actually. I love the look into “what might this term mean in a language and culture that is Mandalorian, not Anglophone” and that’s very much along the same tracks I’ve attempted to take with Mando’a myself.

Only. Now what to do with all the (many and varied) Fando’a words I’ve previously collected that have interpreted shab as “fuck,” also with the sexual sense? Back to the forge it is, I guess…

[insanescriptist]

Soooo, how religious is Umei in general? Because I can't decide if some of her writing is purposeful Christian Propaganda or just happens to rub me that way

It's not purposeful Christian Propaganda; that's a whole lot more blatant. At least what I've seen about it. And annoying, obviously. Some movies so so bad because of it. (Izzy's mom has the habit of technically watching whatever movie YT tosses up and some have been choices, to say the least. There have been so many Hallmarks I've listened to while she's visiting.)

It's probably rubbing you that way because of previous exposure to such; likely a negative experience if you're also American because boy, some American Christians (denomination unspecified) are obnoxious and a hateful lot. Which is very much more evidence that the very vocal American Christians lost the plot ages ago. Which is true if you care to trace back the various faith movements in the protestant church and how that's effected politics and business over time.

Umei's British and the British Protestant Church cleaves a lot closer to Catholicism than American protestant churches. At least from what I know historically about them; I haven't really researched modern British Protestant church movements. And even what I know of the American stuff is still rather surface level.

Still you also gotta remember, what Umei's writing fictional character(s) who are religious, of a Christian flavor. That's going to show in how they act, think, behave and say.

If you write a religious character who finds strength in their piety and uses their faith to shape magic and has positive and affirming interactions with other people who also share that faith? Yeah, it's going to sound vaguely like religious propaganda. It's kind of baked in. Religious propaganda is written into any institutionalized faith such as most forms of Christianity, so as to keep the faith going and growing and the institution that promotes said faith, growing and in power.

And if it still bothers you, may the force be with you. ♥

And now I'm going to be really bitchy in the tags

[fandomshipjumper]

Here's my latest idea and the first one posted since it's eating my brain. This was the quickest way to write it without losing my train of thought. I have come to the conclusion that I just took KeanBlade's sandbox and just added my own toys to it. Their writing is amazing, though. Parts of the Uchiha culture will be pulled from Umei no Mei's Compass of Thy Soul. I have to Adult so I can't polish it up right now. Let me know what you think!

Female OC Uchiha born in WC Era, much to her Terror.

Maybe be one of Madara's siblings? Easier for her to influence things.

Wind Natured

Conceal don't feel, always an Internal Eternal Mess

Sharingan-spins chakra, hooks emotion, and then emotions spin around and leads to Meltdowns

Specialize in sealing, sensing, non-combatant, does Not do well with violence

Plays Matchmaker for her Clan, luring in Yamanaka therapists first, then other useful professions

OC's sensing skill is her sensitivity to it because chakra didn't exist in her last life. (Chakra= Extension of the Soul)Mixed with her Sharingan seeing micro expressions on people, she is Uncannily Good at seeing Matches

KeanBlade inspired******* (OC read it)

Promotes therapists in clan and provides defenses for them from Zetsu

Veil over Sharingan memories, redirect initial memories* collab with Therapist

Knows Naruto, minor Shippuden, almost no Boruto, WC Era special interest (can pass off as precog, more info closer to their point in timeline)

Plan: Destroy Zetsu, plan for Otsutsuki Invasion

Village end goal Defends their World (Silence of the Pact)*

Mythology*, Kami Celestial, Astral Otsutsuki, God Tree, Indra is Amaterasu's son, Asura is Izanami's son.

Kami are Important here

OC ends up Religious because they died and they Know there are gods/godlike beings here and they are not risking it. Plus they need all the help they can get.

Running water where multi rivers meet with shrine on top*, gets help from priest there

Priest=Bear build, Earth Natured F or M?

Priest, Tobi, OC team up!

Madara helps when OC doesn't freak out about Zetsu affecting him

MadaTobi*, PriestOC

Tobi/Therapist is OC's Person?

OC opens her Sharingan with No Trauma* with Therapist

Sealing Language using Internal Logic via Compass of Thy Soul, after she pesters Mada or other into asking any Seal Master clarifying question(s)

Said Seal Master was drunk(?) when asked otherwise they would have given So Many Warnings and whoever asked wouldn't pass it on

Daimyo sets up the Clans to fight*

OC is Always Stressed. She looks like nothing phases her but she is So Stressed she's in Zen mode.

[thetricksterkatartblog]

Your Little Heart Goes Pitter-Patter, I Want Your Liver On A Patter

Fanart for Umei-No-Mai’s Nothing But The Dead And Dying (Back In My Home Town)!

[namibozsu]

not doing good at all mentally currently, drew one of the most milfy umeis in history

[voivaria]

Anyway, I know it hasn't been touched upon or exlored (yet????) but I keep thinking about Bel and how the future arc of Black Sky might have affected him.

According to Yesterday's Tomorrow (ch. 1) one of Dorea's zombies got to Byakuran's Fake Storm Funeral Wreath, which I have to assume was Rasiel because no more Fake Funeral Wreaths were targeted after. Unless it was Rasiel's predecessor they got to...? Either way, Rasiel is clearly alive and very much determined to get revenge on Bel in the present, and I can't imagine Bel is at all happy about that, considering.

Also! What has Rasiel been up to all this time? Does Suriel know Rasiel is still alive? Bel's parents must, at least. So what's going to happen?

[any-mouse]

I blame Umei-No-Mai. I just realized I’ve unironically describing certain food by using the term ‘mouth feel.’

[catastrothy]

Which do you prefer:

Free-range countryside Wilde slimegirls, just troddin about, absorbing who knows what each step of the way as they enjoy life, carefree

Or

Lab-grown slimegirls who finally escaped their pressurized glass prison, and finally take a humanoid shape for the first time, and go about being 100% intelligent and 100000% feral

a carefree life is a good life and the more ethical choice but i am weak to character dynamics where a inhuman character is learning to be more “human” so like. i would be far more interested in scenario 2 as a story

[khr-guilded-cage]

Tsuna is a sacrifice to fix Timoteo's mistakes!!!

The child they abandoned and crippled is now their only hope of saving Vongola's future

You fucked up, old man. Stop dragging and sacrificing CHILDREN to fix your messes! This is your fault!!! Your fucked up! Your mistake! Your son of a bitch!