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gee, mr. tims, how come ryoko kui lets you have two boyfriends, a wife, four daughters, AND a cat?
#Ok. hear me out#chilshi#laichil#Um fucking#chilchuck’s wife#LOL#the daughters are his real daughters of course plus marcille.#puckpatti#flertom#meijack#marcille donato#izutsumi#barryposting#laios touden#senshi#implied i guess#chilaios
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Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this
#how do I tag this. um.#gravity falls#LMAO?#yes this is why I was looking for that picture#i want a real butch#i want a real bear#fuck I'll say it I want an ACTUAL FEMME
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Is this anything
#always an awkward conversation to have irl#“i love ai.” insert that one spongebob holding out his hands with a shadow above him meme#“FICTIONAL. FICTIONAL AI!!!”#clankerposting#Clay posts#fictional ai#shitpost#hal 9000#robots#p03#electric dreams#allied mastercomputer#ihnmaims#shockwave#transformers#fuck ai#this is an anti ai art blog btw#objectum#saying hello to everyone who reads the tags um... hi!! Really funny to read people recommending me entry level robot/AI media#like yes i have indeed heard of portal and ultrakill. i just didnt pit them in the meme </3#also some guy decided to write in the notes that they were going to crush me into red paste. hot? thank you? ???? weird.
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today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.
EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?
#steph's post tag#also no more ''um actually there is an algorithm and this is proof'' THERE ISN'T AN ALGORITHM IF YOU DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING FOR YOU TAB#LIKE THE DASH IS A CHRONOLOGICAL FEED OF BLOGS YOU ALREADY FOLLOW. I DISCOVER BLOGS ORGANICALLY THROUGH THE ONES I ALREADY FOLLOW.#IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING AN ALGORITHM ON TUMBLR THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM.
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*bites ur scruff*
[full on twitter]
#dont be mad at me but um the shirt is fake sorry ):#how do i censor this in a god fearing & satan fucking way?#i dont have the legendary focus to do all of kinktober but if i see mating kink you know im fucking there babes#bg3#nsft#astarion#astarion smut#ok im gonna go take a nap b#tavstarion#astarion x tav#adriannu: why are you so fucking yolked dude
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Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)
Percy, listening to this on the train
#STOP TRAUMATIZING THIS CHILD PLEASE#this is what it’s like when you were raised in a loving home and you find out your friend wasn’t#but they don’t know they weren’t#so you’re like um hey that’s fucked up and sometimes a crime?#you tell them parents are supposed to love you as is without earning it and they don’t believe you#you can hear the therapy bill racking up#annabeth chase#Percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo series#pjo tv show#mine#adding on to my tags because some people are debating if that’s how love works#love is meant to be a mutual exchange and something that grows over time between two people as their bond grows#whereas how Annabeth says it#in my opinion at least#she had to do XY and Z to be worthy of thalias love before receiving it#like with her mother#she has to be amazing before Athena is proud of her#vs Athena being proud of her just for being her daughter#that being said I’m not hating on a traumatized child having potentially negative and toxic patterns#more pointing out the comedy of the scene from Percy’s perspective who has a good grasp on healthy vs unhealthy relationships
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and so love has come to an end
#So how we doing. Hows everybody doing#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#proseka#mizuki akiyama#ena shinonome#kanade yoisaki#mafuyu asahina#nightcord at 25:00#niigo#25ji#so. um.#AAAAUJFIGHAHAHAHAGGAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHA#HHEHDUEHHEYFBGJFHDHH. COOOGUGUVH . OCUGH. COUGH. WHEEE EEEEZE#🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🤣🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🤣🤣🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔#Sniles so sneetly#WE'RE FUCKED.#EDIT THIS IS ACCIDENTAL SPOILERS BC I POSTED THIS BEFORE THE EVENT EVEN STARTED. SORRYYYYYY#mizuki5 spoilers#mizu5 spoilers#sorry. gift of prophecy hurts. xoxo.
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Sketching while streaming s5...
Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)
Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:
(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)
#yes I realize Jon and Martin are in different fucking art styles let me live#do not accuse me of being AI this difficulty drawing hands is all natural I worked hard drawing for years just to fucking suck at it#update I listened to 170 I heard it was devastating but my ass was LAUGHING#poor martin but omg me and my buddy had everywhere at the end of time in the background and shit was so funny#he forgor 😭💀#it was emotionally devastating at the end tho Jon suggesting he stay there um btich NO?!#Jon the literal Lonely is not worse tham being around you get a fucking grip#helen continues to be the best character her showing up for the juicy gossip is so fucking real#anyagays#tma#tma podcast#the magnus pod#tma fanart#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#my art#martin blackwood#jonmartin#jmart#tma jmart#tma season 5#tma spoilers#i have to make a diagram for my jon and martin designs for s5 SO bad#if only i could draw jon.... >:(#i need u guys to know that my martin loves plaid and jon is wearing a plaid shirt thats too big in s5... inchresting....
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(this is basically the gist of his voicelines, right?)
#genshin impact#genshin impact memes#genshin memes#neuvillette#nahida#genshin spoilers#''morax's days are numbered mark my fucking words'' ''as soon as the narukami comes out of hiding its over for her'' ''idc how harmless he#claims to be - i will crush barbatos beneath me with divine and final judgement.'' ''hey um. its kinda fucked up what those people#did to kusanali? thats kinda fucked up 🥺''
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the crucible (1953) - arthur miller
“ough”
#ough#ok#i know i literally never fucking post#but um#i will not be as active#i am genuinely very sorry#idk#im just kind of having a rough time#who isnt tbh#but anyway#this is my warning and also my apology for this#sorry#blackout poetry
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i feel like we gloss over the first few pages of SoN FAR too much. i mean, take percy’s name out and i would think it’s all about hercules. the book opens by dropping banger after banger regarding percy’s recent escapades, as if this is some epic greek myth.
like how did rick just casually slip in that percy strangled a sea monster with his bare hands (no biggie) and we as the readers were just like “sounds right, anyway—”
#can some go remind rick that percy is a walking legend#because i think he forgot#and then hazels like um so he’s basically a god#this all lives rent free in my head#this is hercules level shit#he’s so fucking cool#or at least he used to be#and then rick has the audacity to write percy as INCOMPETENT???#anyway#we should talk about this more guys#percy jackson#the son of neptune#son of neptune#heroes of olympus#hoo#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse#book quotes#hoo quotes#pjo quotes
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the first sixtieth anniversary special: the doctor and donna are back!!!! trans people are awesome!!!! it’s rough at first, but it’ll be ok (minus coffee making the tardis malfunction) <333
the second sixtieth anniversary special:
#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#it was so good but shit fucked me UP#i thought i could handle body horror. um. apparently i cannot#but wilfred is back!!!!! and there were so many good doctor donna interactions!!!!!#AGH im so excited for next saturdayyyyyyy#also BI DOCTOR W!!!!!!!
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the feeling of being watched or followed
#REALLY GOOD MENTAL IMAGE FROM TBOB. smiles#gravity falls#ford pines#the book of bill#book of bill spoilers#book of bill#id in alt text#I THOUGHT. the book was pretty good. Really cool read overall.#The um. Some of the fandom reactions to stuff in it is what's making me 😟☹️#ANYWAY . This is from an aggie it's like whatever#if u tag this w anything close 2 b/llford you're on thin fucking ice gtfo
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irresponsible dad teaches his kids howw to say swears
#pressure#pressure roblox#roblox pressure#thatskygame#sky children of the light#skycotl#sebastian solace#sky x pressure#oh fuck i forgot i wanted to queue this...#um... ok. we posting it now ig
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@aphantomdweeb
#p5r#my art#doodle#doodles#persona 5 protagonist#akechi goro#shuake#persona 5#(Insert a rlly gay caption)#I just wanted to draw a really standard red blue yin yang pose shuake…#anyway um fuck akechi why do u have such complicated guns the toy ray one and now this
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wising you a very sleeping on your f/os chest so you can hear their hearbeat or vice versa. wishing you a very instinctively moving towards one another and pulling eachother close and holding on tighter in sleep. wishing you a very one quietly talking to the other who's spouting off sleeptalk-nonsense in loose responses. wishing you a very ignoring blankets in favor of eachothers warmth. wishing you a very kisses to the crown of the forehead and the cheek and the collarbone and the shoulder and the crook of the jaw right where it meets the neck. ok?
#self ship#self shipping#self ship community#f/o imagines#f/o prompts#imagine your f/o#self ship imagine#f/o community#romantic f/o#f/o#little fang#sorry this one is a little less general um. writing it because just a 5 minute nap on her would fix me#gods sleepiest northern soldier vs most gorgeous texan man what am i supposed to fucking do. god. head in hands
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