#Ultra Postal

[g4zdtechtv]

G4EVER PRESENTS - Ultra Postal: Paradise Lost: The Trailer

What’s on the checklist this time?

Yep. It’s just one of THOSE days.

[whisperingrockandroll]

This year is the 10th Anniversary of our humble little webcomic. The actual date it fell on, I didn't really do anything special. Burnout is quite a nasty beast, and with all the other stuff that happened in this massively hectic and stressful year, I didn't think I was going to get much done at all.

Then, my brother and my sister stepped in -- my brother especially. He's about ten years younger than I am and has an amazing work ethic. He'd never drawn anything before working on my comic, but once he started, he finished scores of pages. He did an incredible job and I'm so proud of him. My sister is one of the best artists I know personally, and she also did some great work too -- big round of applause for both of them!

But like I said, I didn't really get to do anything special for the anniversary -- until now. Here's just about every single character who ever appeared in the comic… ever. Seriously, my brother put this together over the course of two days and got everybody, and even added in a few extras!

Tumblr may compress this image, but no worries. You'll be able to see the full resolution version in the full archive I'll be uploading to Mega. Ten years worth of comics and tons of extra stuff, all for you, the greatest fans and friends anyone can ask for. Thank you for enjoying what I create and put out into the world, you all bring me endless joy.

Here's to a happy holiday season, and a beautiful new year! Bless you all, and have a great night.

[iqremix]

[postalpunk]

the fact that blazar works just like a showa show in it's execution makes me want to cry

I really need to watch more ultra

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[mayonnara]

YEEEEES HAHAHAHAH ASPDFSPGOJSG

draw p3 wearing this

He was promised money for this (He will not get it)

[kleefkruid]

I've said before that the Bpost 'live' tracker just shows the postal guy hiding in my backyard all day but now I can finally show it bc the map isn't loading so I'm not ultra doxxing myself

[blackenedsnow]

AHHH I love your interpretations of postal dudes so much…please can I get all the dudes w a super feminine s/o?? :D

the dudes with a super feminine s/o ; headcanons

WARNING: None

PAIRING: Postal (1) Dude x Feminine! Reader, Postal (2) Dude x Feminine! Reader, Postal (3) Dude x Feminine! Reader, Postal (4) Dude x Feminine! Reader, Postal (BD) Dude x Feminine! Reader, Postal (Movie) Dude x Feminine! Reader

NOTE: Hello! Ahhh, thank you for sending this in and thank you for your kind words! Enjoy these headcanons, and feel free to send more requests like this anytime! <3

P1 DUDE

He’s overly protective.

Whether you’re going out for groceries or taking a walk, he’s right behind you, darting suspicious glances at anyone who looks your way.

He isn’t great with words, but he’ll leave little “gifts” for you.

A daisy he found on his way back home, a new pink lighter he thought you’d like, or a newspaper clipping about something mildly interesting.

He never admits these things are from him, but you know.

He isn’t one to buy into the romantic stuff, but there are times when he lets his guard down.

You’re one of the only people who can actually get him to chill, even if just a bit.

Sometimes, you’ll sit with him and just hold his hand until his breathing slows down.

He doesn’t say much, but you know it means the world to him.

Again, he’ll bring you wildflowers he’s found or some small trinket that reminded him of you.

He gives them to you with zero explanation and a straight face, then walks away, but you know it’s his way of showing affection.

P2 DUDE

He loves your ultra-feminine style.

Every time he sees you dressed up, he whistles, making some over-the-top compliment like,

“Wow, babe, you’re putting the whole world to shame!”

He notices the details in your outfits—the way you curl your hair, the little pins you wear, the soft colors—and he’s constantly cracking jokes about how “girly” you are in the most affectionate way possible.

Every now and then, he’ll also surprise you by bringing something totally out of character, like a plush he won at the carnival or a random cute keychain.

He has no problem stepping in if someone tries to bother you.

He’ll say something off-handedly violent, and if they’re smart, they’ll back off.

You’re his, and he’s not subtle about it.

P3 DUDE

This dude is an absolute piece of shit when it comes to your style.

Every bow, every pastel-colored accessory—you’re basically handing him ammunition.

Despite all the teasing, he’s got a thing for how you look. He actually likes it a lot, like, a lot.

He thinks it’s hilarious how you two look so mismatched—him, looking like a complete disaster, and you, perfectly put-together.

He loves how people stare when you’re out together; it makes him feel like a rebellious punk showing off his way-too-cute date.

Expect him to throw out corny, exaggerated pet names like “Princess” or “Dollface”.

One day, he shows up with a giant, horrendous hot pink stuffed bear that he won from a sketchy claw machine.

“Here. Thought you’d like this, or whatever,”

It’s hideous, but the gesture’s so weirdly endearing that you keep it on your bed.

P4 DUDE

Out of all of them, this Dude is by far the most encouraging about your style.

He’s in awe of how put-together you look every day.

He notices everything.

“You got new shoes!” he’ll exclaim, grinning from ear to ear.

He loves hyping you up and won’t stop talking about how cute you look, even when you’re in pajamas.

“Look at that bow! Isn’t that just the prettiest thing?”

He has absolutely no fashion sense, but he tries to “match” your feminine style anyway.

One day, he even showed up with a bright pink scarf he found, convinced it was the key to looking “fancy” like you.

“Look, we match now!”

He’s so proud of it that you can’t bear to tell him he looks like he raided a lost-and-found bin.

He is also the most straightforward with his feelings.

He’ll tell you he loves you at random, in the middle of doing the most mundane things, like when he’s eating cereal or filling up the gas tank.

BD DUDE

This guy is always tired, often indifferent to the world around him, but with you, he finds a rare sense of comfort.

Your bright, feminine style adds a bit of color to his world, and he loves it.

He won’t outright say it, but he relaxes whenever he’s near you.

He’s a bit of an observer.

Watching you get ready is almost hypnotic for him.

He’ll lean back, his face a mask of calm, and say something simple like, “You look nice,” but there’s a depth to it that makes you feel like a princess.

If he sees something you’d like—a new shade of lipstick, a sparkly hairpin—he’ll quietly pick it up for you, no fanfare, just a small, sweet gesture.

He doesn’t want you to feel like a burden in his world, so he tries to bring a little beauty into yours whenever he can.

MOVIE DUDE

This dude is head over heels for you.

He thinks it’s the cutest thing ever and actually compliments you on it daily.

He’ll bring home wild, unexpected gifts, like a bouquet of roses with each flower painted a different neon color.

“I got you some flowers, babe! Thought they’d, uh, match the vibe you got goin’ on.”

He’s kind of clueless about fashion, but he loves watching you dress up.

Sometimes, he’ll offer a suggestion that makes no sense, like “What if you wore a big ol’ cowboy hat?”

But it’s endearing because he’s genuinely trying to be helpful.

He’s a goofy guy, but he takes care of you in his own way.

If anyone so much as glances at you wrong, he’ll jump in with a “Hey, you got a problem with my beautiful lady?”

It usually works because people never know what to make of him.

And honestly, neither do you, but you wouldn’t have it any other way.

[dudepilled]

Haaaii, it's me again hehe :3

I would like to know if anyone else comes up with fandudes from other countries? Because I have a whole bunch of Dudes that are based on the original versions of Postal Dude from different games, but they're just from different countries. Idk, I just find it interesting to imagine how the fact of a different nationality can affect the character and the plot.

Which country would you like to see Postal Dude from?

There are a whole bunch of fandudes from different countries!

I have to one called Ultra Canadian Dude that's just every Canadian stereotype and is based off Zack Ward (who's a Canadian actor!)

[brokehorrorfan]

Postal will be released on 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray on March 12 via Massacre Video. The 2005 darkly comedic action movie is based on the video game developed by Running with Scissors.

Uwe Boll (House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark) directs from a script he co-wrote with first assistant director Bryan C. Knight. Zack Ward, Dave Foley, Chris Coppola, Jackie Tohn, J.K. Simmons, Verne Troyer, Larry Thomas, David Huddleston, and Seymour Cassel star.

Postal has been newly restored in 4K from the uncut camera negative with HDR color approved by Boll and PCM Stereo sound. Special features are listed below, where you can also see the alternate artwork.

Special features:

Audio commentary by director Uwe Boll

Audio commentary by game developer Running with Scissors

Making-of featurettes

Behind the scenes

Deleted scenes

Gag reel

Dive into the chaotic world of Postal Dude, a man down on his luck, thrust into an outlandish scheme by his cult-leading uncle. Their audacious heist at a local amusement park, targeting a coveted trove of trendy toys, spirals into madness with the sudden intervention of terrorists with a sinister plot.

Pre-order Postal.

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

Uh. I've never done something like this before, but I love this concept, and my POSTAL obsession is hitting my hard, so.

Can I please get a POSTAL matchup? 🥺

I'm a cis guy with currently dyed hair that's faded, and I look like a natural redhead. I'm kind of skinny and have been called a "twink" before because of it, if that helps describe, lol. I love violent single player video games, but also adore anything of the horror genre, and will often be watching a horror movie (I have several on DVD: My Bloody Valentine, Halloween, Terminator, etc). I also love classic films and am a movie nerd. I love classic rock bands like AC/DC, Styx, Kansas, you name it. I like to draw, animate, make student films, write novels, and do stop-motion. I also like to speed run pretty much any task I give myself (usually finishing a sketch within twenty minutes or less). My humor is so bad and tends to be on the really dark or really sexual side, which is funny considering I'm on the aroace spectrum, lol. I dress very extra, often wearing at least two necklaces, earrings, one ring, a watch, usuall a button-up or coat, worn jeans, and work boots. Think a mix of JD from heathers and Dean Winchester from Supernatural, but a lot more graphic T-shirts. I actually have an outfit in my wardrobe that's very similar to P2 Dude, lmao. Aside from that, mental illness wise, I have autism, dyslexia, anxiety, and I'm kind of guessing I have depression, but who doesn't these days?

I hope that's enough info, and I'm sorry if some of this is just me rambling, ehe. Again, I've never done this before, so I hope that's alright. <:]

Thank you so much. :]

No problem! After all, I too am enslaved to the Postal obsession myself.

I match you with:

Postal 2 Dude

Ok so I admit I almost did Postal 3 Dude from your from your appearance alone so I could call your ship name “Paradise Lost”. But then I realized there is no other Dude more perfect for you than the classic himself. Also, based on your personalities, I think you’d want to fucking deck the 3rd Dude after 5 minutes.

Double twink duo. He’s a bit bonier with his hair a little scruffy. Has a little pudge of tummy due to alcohol consumption and a few scars on his chest.

You don’t have to worry about being aroace. The Bitch was right about Dude being bad in bed for the fact that: 1. He has erectile dysfunction 2. Can’t perform shit because he lasts 3 mins tops and most importantly 3. He has little drive anyways. He can shut up his hormones alone when he has to. Nevertheless, he too loves dirty jokes just for fun.

Dark humor is his forte. He pushes the boundaries often. He prefers making fun of the occurrences of ignoramuses around him. And of course, anything about that good ol’ fashioned ultra-violence! If it ever sounds too offensive, it’s never out of genuine bigotry. It’s only because he loves fucking with people to get a reaction. He hates everyone equally. Except you, pumpkin😘

The Dude and you both endure the turmoil of mental illness hand in hand. His own issues are schizophrenia, neurological brain trauma (the suicide attempt was not the first head-wound he got), ASPD and possibly Asperger’s.

His take on it all is to ride it out and conquer it when it happens. He will be very supportive when the going gets tough for you. If he trusts you, then you’re in it for the long haul together. “Hey. I get it. It really sucks. But I promise I’m not going anywhere without you. You make life worth it.”

He doesn’t play video games. He will likely make fun of you for playing them… and then ever so slowly start denying that he was on your computer enjoying the game he watched you play. “What the- No! I’m not a fucking nerd.” Yes, Dude. Yes you are. Just like the rest of us. Don’t

He will likely buy you cool necklaces, chains and pins for you to wear. Also, he is a simple man in terms of attempting romance. He will surprise you coming home with a gorgeous flower bouquet.

Fuck yeah! Another fan of horror! He’s tough enough to handle it. Dude usually likes psychological thrillers, abstract arthouse horror, and cheesy dark comedies the most. Not a fan of horror games. It’s really funny to see him clearly a bit stirred up from them. He tries too hard to brush it off like it doesn’t bother him. Be a dear and try to soothe his nerves. Maybe curl up next to him watching a classic film of your choice.

I think he would love your artworks. Between stop-motion, writing and visual art, you sound like an incredible visionary! Dude is always asking what you’re working on and wants to support you. (Writer’s Note: I adore stop-motion and salute you!! It’s so underrated as an art form)

He likes nu-metal, grunge and classic rock. Sometimes, he just listens to random muzak since it has a semi-calming effect on him. He’d love to put on something like The Doors or Cars while spending time with you. Talk about being his soulmate

[g4zdtechtv]

G4EVER PRESENTS: Ultra Postal - A Week in Paradise (Complete Season 1 Marathon)

And I don’t wanna go home.

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[beardedmrbean]

National mail carrier Posti's headquarters is returning to its former Mannerheimintie landmark next year, reports Talouselämä.

Posti's headquarters moved from the Postitalo building to Pasila in 2003. Now, it's heading back downtown, according to the business magazine.

Located a stone's throw from the iconic Helsinki Railway Station, the distinctive ochre-hued Posti building was completed in 1938. At the time it was considered ultra-modern, a testament to functionalism and technology. It remained the heart of the mail firm's letter-sorting operations into the 1970s.

Posti is also returning to its roots in other ways. This autumn, its rebranding effort came full circle as the state-owned postal company introduced its unified Posti brand in Finland, Sweden and the Baltic countries.

The poopetrator strikes

Helsingin Sanomat readers are captivated by a story about a serial defecator smearing cars in Helsinki's Meilahti neighbourhood.

An unusual vandal is causing trouble for car owners in Meilahti who are finding faeces smeared on car windshields and door handles.

With blades of grass visible in the pile, Siv Envall — whose windscreen and air vents were smudged this week — said she suspects the droppings are canine.

This wasn’t the first time Envall had fallen victim to the 'poopetrator' and expressed concern about a repeat offence.

Warm winds

Finland's weather is expected to warm up this weekend, particularly up north, according to Maaseudun Tulevaisuus, citing the presence of mild and dry föhn winds. These winds typically drop off most of their moisture when they descend the mountains in Norway.

Warmer-than-usual weather is expected across the entire country toward the end of the week. In Lapland, some areas may even see record-high temperatures on Friday, the agricultural outlet reported, drawing on the Finnish Meteorological Institute (FMI).

Highs are expected to be around 10 degrees Celsius in much of Finland as the workweek draws to a close.

Föhn winds occur on the downwind side of mountain ranges.

[wubsabi]

I found out how to turn Roblox clips into GIFs

Here's me as Postal 1 Dude throwing my friend @marcoizazome who is Gabriel from Ultra Kill

[irregularincidents]

A depressingly relevant figure from American history that isn’t often spoken about is one Anthony Comstock (1844 to 1915), an anti-vice activist, United States Postal Inspector, and secretary of the New York Society for the Suppression of Vice (NYSSV), who was dedicated to “upholding Christian morality”.

“Upholding Christian morality“, in this case, was technically the suppression and erasure of materials that he deemed to be obscene and pornographic... But due to his BROAD definition of what “obscene and pornographic“ meant, his tactics and targets covered a far broader group of people and subjects than you’d expect.

Indeed, while he originally targeted publishers and sellers of “smut“ in New York City, he quickly used his position to begin targeting people attempting to distribute information on contraception, reproductive health, women’s suffrage, “obscene” art (such as the work of DH Lawrence as well as art history books), and discussions about sex pretty much in general.

His pursuit of those he deemed to be distributing vice is “credited” with massively holding back the birth control movement in the United States, in addition to 4000 arrests, the destruction of literal 150 TONS of confiscated material, and the suicides of 19 people in his “fight for the young”. This last fact Comstock was disgustingly proud of, as himself to be a “weeder in God’s garden“ in respect to his work and would boast about having driven those people to kill themselves in prison.

One of those people, Ida Craddock, a sex therapist whom Comstock repeated targeted, once said in 1902,

“... if the reading of impure books and the gazing upon impure pictures does debauch and corrupt and pervert the mind (and we know that it does), when we reflect that Anthony Comstock has himself read perhaps more obscene books, and has gazed upon perhaps more lewd pictures than has any other one man in the United States, what are we to think of the probable state of Mr Comstock's imagination today upon sexual matters?”

In respect for his legacy, the Comstock Act of 1873 (which prohibited the distribution of obscene materials by post) was nicknamed after him and remained in force until the 1970s, where its use to punish people for distributing information on contraception, at least, was lessened.

Distressingly, Comstock’s determination and tactics (such as his posing as a patient in order to trick doctors and abortion providers into providing services via mail so he could arrest them, he did this multiple times but one time an enraged doctor did beat the crap out of him before the police could get the cuffs on), proved to be an inspiration for a young law student by the name of J. Edgar Hoover, who would emulate methods when he was appointed director of the FBI some years later.

The character of Zachary Comstock, the religious fundamentalist, ultra-nationalist villain in the game Bioshock Infinite is also named after the man. As was the Comstock Syringe, a medical douche invented by Dr. Sara Blakeslee Chase, who named it after Comstock in retaliation for him having her repeatedly arrested (this actually made things worse).

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