#URETHRA!!!!!!!!!

[2129888]

committing yaoi crimes

[creepst-crypt]

URETHRA!!!

[liquidstar]

im afraid i may have i classically conditioned myself. i have a space heater in my room, the kind that makes fan noise when i turn it on. i think ive come to associate that sound with being warm, because i recently got a mini fridge that also makes fan noise, and now i keep feeling hot even though its the same temperature its always been (which is usually cold for me). my fridge makes me warm. thats all backwards. damn you pavlov.

[personthattoleratesme]

i'm at my limit i can't do this anymore

[puppyboyknot]

bladder control scenario where a transmasc who uses a STP device to use urinals has his STP taken away by the bladder controller, and then is taken out to coffee and told he is only allowed to pee using urinals today even though they both know he can’t use a urinal without the STP. the dom/me takes him out for drinks after and keeps him out of the house for hours and hours as he gets more and more desperate, to the point where he is genuinely considering trying to use a urinal without his STP. by the end of the day he has a rock-hard bladder and has to loosen his belt, and is sweating and desperate to not wet himself. when they finally get home he is only allowed to piss standing up and has to straddle the toilet and try not to miss or he knows he’ll get punished

[vanglaggle]

i find it a little crazy how i was JUST thinkin abt u then u posted but anyway. fellkiller mayb .. /nf DUH ^_^

for sure!! happy birthday .... the killar.....

killer belongs to rahafwabas

fell belongs to vic/fella

[pansyfemme]

tried to make a funny joke and now i have explained to multiple people that the pee does not in fact come out of the vagina

[kaynes-tentacle-dick]

Neopronouns Yorrick save me neopronouns Yorrick

[emma-engels]

Just realized this, but why did they share earphones during the last video? I mean they've reacted to A LOT of things in the past and like... they've never used, nevermind share them???

Like even if that was for noise cancelation or something couldn't they use the wireless ones?

I swear to god, these gays are just looking for the new ways to sit as close to each other as they possibly can while torturing the shit out of us 🙄

[rottingrouser]

favorite triple element ethereal :)

[teathattast]

URETHRA!! 💡☝😀

[tpup]

[dailyfubukiclockford]

Day 20 of Fubuki

[naamahdarling]

Last time I had UTI symptoms it turned out to be a bruised bladder and urethra from getting my pussy blasted and took two and a half weeks to clear up. I prefer the UTI.

My boyfriend is unrepentant.

[t0mcore]

[gotgreen]

chat i’m still in the hospital but i drew this take it