#UR THE KING HERE MFER

[grave-thrones]

hey king!! just thought of smth rn and thought u might find it interesting!

fun fact: did u know that ur actually super duper cool and I'm absolutely ecstatic around u and adore being friends w u! and seeing u on the dash or my tl makes me super happy bc i love u! :D

BROOOOOO WTF U ARE JUST FILLING ME WITH JOY RN, LISTEN! THE FEELING IS MUTUAL!!! u are fuckin fantastic and secret time? ur like the Big factor in me using tumblr again BC LIKE I RLY WANTED TO FOR A WHILE but idk i just suck ig but then i was like "no shit, lethe? gotta look at tumblr to see what lethe is doing" and now i'm getting back into the spirit i think :D

but yeah, u are top tier i love u to bits dude, if i followed u to TUMBLR u can be sure i would follow u into battle LMAO

[normystical]

hrhrgrgrggr i wanna make an animatic of becky apples with certain hazbin hotel characters but i can't. and like even if i had the motivation this very second i do not have TIME FOR THAT so uhh might just spill my ideas all over here w/ altered lyric captions

husk . lucifer . ugh !! husk

i bet lucifer's got perfect hair [vox imitating sweeping hair back cuz he's a jealous and bald mfer lmfao]

husk. husk's got stupid STUPID [ears? claws? idk tbh but he doesn't have hooves so we're changing that lyric,,]

i'm never gonna eat another appLE EVER AGAIN!! [god have mercy on my mediocre art skills bc i will have to illustrate vox not only crushing an apple but with his clawed ass hands]

OO it reallt bunches my f luff to thrink how badly he hurtyou. bbg. tell me your story

[idk what to do with the lines "i left my rider so that i could raise an army (so that you could raise an army) then c-doug popped up and he said something alarming (oo, what'd he say?) he told me that my best friend's ridden (no!) another horse so pretty (no way!)" but i do want to have the latter two lines have charlie just talking about alastor and lucifer fighting all the time like haha those guys. those silly little rascals]

and his name is lucifer [morningstar/the king of hell/HIMSELF] because UGH of course it is !! !

lucifer lucifer whag a gorgeous famcy SCHMUCK luci how you like em apples cuz i think ur apples SUCK [naybe at that part i animate an apple pelted at luci just for shits and giggles itll be fun trust me] lucifer lucifer ggeues what i knew alastor first and while technically i dont know lucifer i know hes the WORST

ugh he is soo the worst vocks . right?? its unbelievable !! stupid luci. but can i tell you about someone whos,, kind of a total lucifer in my life? okay i—i mean im kinda not done being mad about lucifer bu—

WELL I WAS flirtin glirtin with a slick promstoar (this is not the same situation.) he was the finest spider femboy that i ever pursued (rhere was more than one??) he played me like a ukulele (he did.) i dont want no drama baby (too late?) but i FLIPPED when i found out his boyfriend was a wwinged cat guy idk how to change this lyric tbh sorry guys

oh that husk[er] that husk[er]s got stupid pretty legs and i bet that angel dust would let HIM adopt his eggs [cut to vox being horrifically confused and weirded out for half a second] hUsK [angel talking about him happily] HuSk [angel talking to him on the phone] hUsK [angel greeting husk at the door] HuSk [angel moaning his mame while getting fucked lmao get fucked val wait wut] UGH !! even his wings are perkier !!

maybe husk's flirty boyfriend is the one whos the ACTUAL jerk here... UGH!! husk!! making me feel bad for projecting my own insecurities and displacing blame on HIM, when HE really did nothing wrong? UGH. hes the WORST.

[vox clear he throat]

OH RIGht! ur sad :3

i feel ur pain girl, im ur vindicator, and we dont know husk, lucifer, we just know we hate him . this isnt okay and this isnt fiiiine

...let it out bbg

[vox drops his face into val's fluff as he sighs]

its just i thoughgt al,, would always be miine

ok spilling out my ideas FINALLY done jesus fuck this sucks when it's explained rather than imagined or animated lmao

[shoezuki]

Okay lanval Fucks both the character and the lais because he counters so much of typical 'knightly' characters like the lais begins with him being ostracized from the king's court and forgotten and broke as fuck but he's too noble to do anything about it.

And when he meets the Fae queen who confesses to him she straight up is like 'I will give you all the wealth you want I will take care of you' and it's so contrary to how it usually is. Like she's the powerful one and she loves lanval so much she'll give him anything with the condition being he can Never speak of her and mention her existence to other people. And ofc lanval says yes he's smart.

And there's one particular scene where the knights meet with a lot of ladies from the court and while all the other knights are chatting up the ladies lanval is jus standing in a corner thinkin bout his Fae babe and missing her and genuinely what a king. Like he's genuinely so obsessed with her and loyal. And the fact that when queen Guinevere tries to hit him up later he breaks his promise to the Fae queen by saying his beloved is more beautiful, kinder, a better person than Guinevere in Every Way like. Holy shit.

(Also I always found it interesting the stance Lanval takes on infidelity because in all of Marie de France's work infidelity is a major thing like. Married ladies being unfaithful and falling for knights is her thing. But in this lais it's very much that infidelity is decried. I think it's moreso Marie's view on unhappy, arranged marriages vs true love and infidelity being alright when it's to be with genuine love but I digress)

And Queen Guinevere uses her position of power to tell the king that LANVAL was the on to come on to her and then insult her when she turned him down. And so basically the king arrests Lanval and plans to have him hanged. But the thing is lanval is SO FUCKING DISTRAUGHT. he's absolutely fucked up because his Fae queen is no longer answering him and he's straight up losing his mind and wants to fucking die. Like he's bawling in his room.

And lanval is so distraught that straight up the knights and king Arthur r like 'woah dude... OK like if u can show us ur babe n prove she is actually more beautiful than the queen u r free to go' n lanval is just like 'I CANT SHE HATES ME' then they change up again like 'oof Jeez..... OK how bout ur exiled instead' n again lanval is just like 'NO I FUCKED UP PLEASE KILL ME' like at that point they all jus want this dude out of here but mfer is so fucked up he's keeping the trial going. Like they would jus shove him on a boat back to France but no he wants to be hanged.

And the lais ends with the Fae queen actually rescuing him. Which is a huge thing. Like that Doesn't Happen. And she 'forgives' him in the sense that she says he did nothing wrong and was only to defend her. And one my favourite things at the end is that the queen rides off on a horse and lanval is described as getting on BEHIND HER. which entirely encapsulates their relationship in the Fae having so much power and where the act of riding behind her would be seen as demasculating Lanval is just so in love and such a genuine dude he lets her have control and decry his position as a knight and take him to Avalon.

The fact that Lanval isn't a better known figure from Arthurian lore is fucked up actually. Like. Fuck those other guys. Gawain and King Arthur and Lancelot and Queen Genevieve and Galahad can all sit the fuck down. The Green Knight from Gawain and the Green Knight can stay but those other fuckers need to let Lanval get the spotlight like

Lanval was the perfect man. He was such a wet rag of a dude. The ORIGINAL little meow meow. My beautiful boy constantly weeping and crying

[whittakerjodie]

Big Spoon, Little Spoon (Dhawan!Master X Reader)

Prompt:  Can we just get some SOFT Dhawan!Master? - requested by @littlemissslytherinprincess​

A/N: bruh d!master literally looks like the most huggable dude. Sir, I WILL hug you. I will poke and kiss ur cheek. Like.. come ON yall this dude... is out here... lookin like the most huggable mfer of all time. Also, I have a headcanon that he hates when people point this out but also secretly loves the attention. also tell me this is ooc i dare you. the master may be a murder boi but he also soft boi 

Words: 1k roughly 

Warnings: None really, implied smut though. 

   You relaxed back into the sheets, muscles aching from the tension they’d held just moments previously. The Master rolled off of you, trying to catch his breath. You found yourself laughing breathlessly, much to his annoyance. 

“I could’ve sworn you said you didn’t have time for any distractions.” He huffed and got up, disappearing into the bathroom. It was true; he had said that. Roughly an hour ago, when he demanded that you leave him alone while he repaired the TARDIS for the umpteenth time. Of course, he’d said that when you were already sitting in his lap, a position he didn’t protest at all. He was always doing that; pushing you away but tugging you along just as insistently. 

He came back from the bathroom and you helped him clean everything up, gathering your clothes from where they’d landed all over the room in the events leading up to your… dancing. When you were sure you’d contributed enough you jumped back on the bed, pulling the blanket over you. You patted the spot next to you excitedly. 

“Cuddles?” You asked, eyebrows wiggling. He gave another huff. 

“I don’t do that- cuddles” 

“Yes, you do” 

“Since when?!?” You pouted dramatically, patting the spot again. “Fine,” He grumbled. 

You gave an excited “yes!” as he climbed next to you, holding his arms open. Then you were laughing again. “Why are you holding your arms like that?” 

He let them fall down, confused. “So you can… cuddle me, idiot” Uh oh. Clearly, he’d misunderstood somehow. 

“I don’t think so. I’ll be the big spoon this time” 

“The what?” He cried. 

“The big spoon,” You began to explain. “That means I cuddle you, not you cuddle me” 

“Are we not both cuddling?” 

“Well, we are, but you’re cuddling into me. So you’re the little spoon, and I’m the big spoon. Honestly, I’m surprised you’ve never heard that term before.” 

“I’m a timelord.” The Master grumbled grumpily as he turned over on his side. “We shape time and space. We can change reality at the snap of our fingers. Forgive me if I don’t know the rules of cuddling.”

You couldn’t help but giggle at his boasting, swelling with pride at the fact that only you could make the dangerous, king-of evil the Master give in to cuddles. As you wrapped your arms around his stomach, you hummed appreciatively at the warmth and soft skin you came into contact with. The Masters personality was razor sharp and paper thin, able to snap in a millisecond. But his outward form was soft and make-your-heart-hurt adorable. It was good for deceit, you supposed, but you only saw it as the best of both worlds. 

“I am not adorable” He hissed over his shoulder. Oh, right, part telepathic. You rolled your eyes and jumped up to place a kiss on his cheek Always so stubborn. He tried to squirm away and you tightened your arms around him, leaving more kisses every time he was still enough. 

“Yes. you. are. “ You insisted between kisses. Finally he pushed your head away, and you frowned as he started to sit up. “Oh come on. You don’t have to be embarrassed or anything. It’s just us in here. You don’t have to be mr. Im-so-serious” 

You pouted your lip again and sucked in a breath, puffing out your chest. For more effect you put you hands on your hips and titled your chin up. the Master raised a brow and gaped incredulously at your ridiculous impersonation, and you couldn’t help but laugh at the reaction.

“Okay but honestly,” You murmured. You took his hands into your own and pushed him back onto the bed lightly, bringing the blankets up over the two of you. “You are adorable. I know you don’t like to hear it, but one should never lie to a friend. Especially not to a lover.” His face briefly contorted into an exasperated scrunch, then settled back into a feigned indifference. Judging by his history, he didn’t hear things like this often, if ever. But it was all true. No matter how hard he tried to hide it and no matter what he did, you knew it would always be true. One just had to dig hard enough to reach this surface of him. 

You cupped his cheek and stroked his skin with your thumb, grateful that he didn’t stop you. His eyes held an unspoken weight, watching you. Feeling a bit of mischief mix with a long-held desire you trailed your finger down his chest to his stomach, which you abruptly poked. He jumped at the contact, not fast enough to stop you from squishing it all together. He grabbed your hands by the wrists and looked down at his stomach. “W-what the hell was that all about?” he demanded to know as your breath escaped you in the form of an obnoxious laugh. You couldn’t stop; you’d actually managed to squish his tummy, of all things you could ever do in your entire lifespan. The look on his face was absolutely hilarious; you couldn’t discern if he wanted to murder you, kiss you, or spend the next 25 minutes contemplating what had just happened. 

“I - I couldn’t help it” You shrieked between gasps of breath. “Oh my god, I did it!” 

For a moment, it seemed like the Master was about to burst into laughter along with you. Then, his hands reached under your thighs and he easily lifted you up, throwing you onto your back. You laughed the whole way down, hands reaching out in vain to tug him down with you. Luckily, however, he voluntarily laid next to you, trying to hide a smile. When your laughing ceased and you could feel sleep creeping back up on you, he pointed his finger in your face with a frown. 

“If you want to cuddle, fine. But you’re never doing that again” 

“What, this?” you asked, arm darting out to poke his tummy again. He dodged it just in time, nearly falling off the bed in the process. 

“Don’t!” he cried. “I’m serious. And for all this ruckus you’ve caused, I think i’ll be the ‘big spoon’” 

You nearly keeled over laughing again with how genuinely stern his tone was. When the Master saw the corners of your lips turn upwards he scoffed and pushed you onto your side, curling up behind you. 

“Go to sleep” he grumbled. You nodded, relaxing into his warm touch. 

“I love you, you know” You whispered as his arm snaked around your waist. His muscles tensed for a moment then relaxed as he released a breath he must’ve been holding. He didn’t respond initially; He didn’t necessarily need to. 

The Master had his own unique, mostly silent ways of showing affection and you were okay with that. If he didn’t want to say those three words just yet, that was okay. You had all the time in the universe. Just as you grew accustomed to the silence and sleep began to welcome you, you could hear him quietly murmur: 

“I love you too”

[rihometal-moved]

🌟 bc ur one of the few mfers on here who makes experiencing this hellsite worth it 😔

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 what the fuck king i literally luv u sm.....