#UNDERSTAND MY VISION

[gallus-rising]

i totally understand why ppl ship Laios and Kabru, i get the appeal, but to me that doesn't probably capture depths that their Freak Behaviors would create if combined in such a way

Kabru has just enough sense to not stick his dick in (that particular brand of) crazy, but he is still studying Laios like a bug. imagining him in situations. rotating him in the fantasy microwave. etc. he's thoroughly observed Laios in his natural habitat (dungeon), currently observing him in his unnatural habitat (civilization). he's seen Laios' family dynamics, has been sucked into his friendship circle, subtly interrogated fellow victims. there's only one thing left

he's never seen Laios Fuck

is this, perhaps, the singular aspect in life in which Laios is normal? is he his normal abrasive self or a conscience and tender lover? what does Laios think foreplay is? would he even register someone making moves on him in the first place? are dog collars involved at some point?? oh god what if the dog collars aren't even a sex thing for him--

imagine, you are an elven government spy here to seduce state secrets out of the mysterious king of the golden kingdom. months of pretending to care about his special interest are starting to pay off. after a banquet (you specifically were chosen for the job because of your immunity to poisons) he shyly invites you back to his chambers. this is it! the two of you are being shadowed, as would be expected for the king's first illicit encounter with a foreign dignitary, but you've finally done it!

Some Guy just walks in and starts taking notes while giving you the world's most intense Weezer Blue stare. you nervously, yet seductively, try to ask the king if he likes being watched or something~ ;) "haha yeah Kapru likes 'studying my habits' sometimes :)" oh god this isn't even a sex thing. with every second the Guy becomes increasingly distressed. Laios is just happy to be here

[redstonedust]

i think ren should do the funniest possible thing and bring back renbob once again. he just kind of moves into the buttercups camp unannounced and they all think this is just ren doing more spy work and keep trying to catch him out but no its legitimately just renbob getting summoned by the vibes and the giant pot.

[yourgoodboybaby]

We all talk about the king's free use jester when discussing regency kink but never mean dom jester and bell related pavlovian orgasm techniques

[severinstarblaze]

Is this

Is this anything

[peachiesnake]

he got a letter

[niclepto]

Gotta dress him up like a doll please see my vision

[indigowallbreaker]

Radio: *Plays "Shape Of You"*

Someone: Ugh, Ed Sheeran is such a shit artist.

Me, mentally playing the Lazytown Sportarobbie video and not listening: Mhm.

[corvidcleric]

[start i.d.: a drawing of gorgug and fabian standing facing each other by a water cooler. gorgug is just so slightly taller. end i.d.]

growth spurt

[xahi]

おこちゃま戦争

[tobysbliss]

lee quackity core!!

[tinogiehd]

btw

[princehendir]

Come to my mind palace we have Maric/Loghain 🤝 Anora/Alistair but she's Maric and he's Loghain concepts in here.

[darkpastelpurple]

dear god please let me swing with izzy roland and brennan lee mulligan

please god I've never asked for anything please let me be in an izzy brennan sandwich

please God hello god please

[gotyouanyway]

looms only bc no 2 people could’ve produced this guy alone but ‘ladled out of a genetic soup and raised by 44 lunatics’ just about tracks

[catastrophic-crisis]

You examine the album covers. They don't really make any sense. ...Your head hurts.

(Bat Crop Top/Peek-A-Boo Pants by Duckybunbun) (Nail and Ring Set by 404階)