#UNCLE RICK

[lxvesick-stars]

I just think it's funny how Rick Riordan must have done SO MUCH research about different cultures and communities, doing his best to be respectful in his representations.

Yet couldn't be bothered to pull up Google Maps to see how far away the St. Louis Arch is from the water

[lilislegacy]

this is my roman empire. and after all these years, i finally have to say something.

GRUNT-WHIMPER??? GRUNT-WHIMPER!!!!???

ANNABETH GIRL ARE YOU OKAY??

forget her just standing there gasping for air. forget her very audible sigh. forget the fact that annabeth initiates 80% of their kisses and literally has to restrain herself from kissing him in front of all of New Rome in MoA. i could go on and on about how many times percy calls her beautiful and attractive (let’s not forget how his heart races and his skin tingles at her touch) and all his boyfriend-ly thoughts about her, but lets focus on annabeth for a sec. BECAUSE ANNABETH CHASE IS GRUNT-WHIMPERING??

our girl was feeling ALL the things in this scene. she’s so weak in the knees for him that she can’t even hide it in front of piper. also percy must be a fantastic kisser? BECAUSE GRUNT-WHIMPER??

do not EVER tell me percy and annabeth don’t have romantic feelings for each other. do not EVER tell me it’s purely platonic. if you’re someone who thinks “nah i can’t see them getting married and having kids cause i don’t think they feel that way about each other” you clearly did not read about the grunt-whimper (well, you can hc whatever you want. i respect all opinions. but i do think you need to re-consider and account for the grunt-whimper)

BECAUSE GRUNT-WHIMPER?? ONE GOOD KISS FROM PERCY IS MAKING ANNABETH CHASE GRUNT-WHIMPER?? IS THAT RICK’S “CHILD-APPROPRIATE” WAY OF SAYING SHE MOANED?? HE SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID SHE MOANED. GRUNT-WHIMPER IS SO MUCH WORSE. THAT GOES SO FAR BEYOND A MOAN. A MOAN IS TAME COMPARED TO A GRUNT-WHIMPER.

GUYS I-

[callme-l]

I saw a lot of people happy with the 4 pearls, I decided to give a tip to non-readers

[annelise2660]

Uncle Rick needs to write a series where they’re all working together

[poppitron360]

Underrated moment in TLH:

When Leo just fucking KNOWS how to fly a helicopter. He like puts a hand on it and can instantly recite the make and model, knows it’s top speed and altitude and how much fuel it has left. And then he fucking flies it. He’s 15, untrained, and unlicensed, and he’s flying a helicopter. Has anyone talked about how Hephaestus kids are seriously OP?

[curiouslymyown]

My relationship with Percy Jackson is complex because it depends on which Percy Jackson I’m talking about

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Percy? I love him, protect at all costs

Heroes of Olympus+ Percy? I’m in love with him

Film Percy? Literally couldn’t care less

Show Percy? Stay the FUCK away if I hear one thing out of line I will hunt you down

Musical Percy? That’s my best friend, if it wasn’t for musical Annabeth I’d tell you he’s gay

[readytofangirl]

Ever think about Percabeth parallels

Perseus , the destroyer, will shake the earth with power inherited from his father.

Annabeth, the architect, will rebuild upon the wreckage with wisdom beyond her mother’s.

In this essay, I will…

[wanderlust-writer13]

It’s the way Rick Riordan shook the pjo books a little too hard and Leah, Walker and Aryan fell out so he had to cover it up by making a tv show

[goldrushenthusiast]

I love Rick Riordan. Do you have a disability? There’s probably a character for that. Are you a minority and/or lgbtq? There’s definitely a character for that. Sure, maybe it’s not all 100% accurate, but he’s TRYING and that means so, so much.

[dv-kelp-face]

SPOILERS FOR MARK OF ATHENA!!!

Of all the names Percy has, Mr. Optimism is the most underused

[cocopuffsstillinside]

There are a lot of 'nobody talks about' posts... most I normally disagree that's its been over looked but one thing I have NEVER seen.

Grover and all his accomplishments.

He found ALL of greek the big 3 kids.

He found pan.

He is a lord of the wild.

He single handedly gathered all the nature forces in the battle of Manhattan. When the council elders had cast him out.

He faced his greatest fears and rose to the challenge on every occasion.

He created an empathy link which is very hard to do even for those with more developed skills.

And to top it all off, he kept Percy’s impulsive ass alive.

I'm sure I'm probably missing something but this needs to said.

[hermesmissingchildsupport]

Fans that complain all the time that the Show is not exactly like the book have to think about the fact that the lightning thief was puplished over 18 years and over 20 books ago Uncle Rick is not the same author that he used to be he worked at the show as the author he is today and didn't want to do things the way he wanted them 18 years ago

[myarrowissteady]

Nico: ( getting ready to raise an army of the dead )

The fandom: He's so silly.

Nico: ( literally summoning an army of the dead )

The fandom: Your honor, he's just a little guy.

[redroses07]

Dating Leo Valdez means having to deal with him randomly biting you. Your ear, your shoulder, your nose, nothing is off limits. And it’s always at the most random times too. You could be sitting at your desk in your CHB cabin, and all of a sudden ‘chomp’.

“Hey Leo,” You reply without even having to look up.

Anyways guys…that’s my thought of the day.

[dumblefork]

I can't believe Nico had a custody battle with Nyx and won.

[poppitron360]

The most relatable thing about Leo Valdez is that he has a tool belt of infinite pockets and it’s still not enough fucking pockets.