#UME Toys
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din’s champion
#tloz#ocarina of time#oot#ganondorf#din#um#ganondin#…..does anyone here ship them ha. hahaha#i mean their whole thing is funny actually because she didnt even choose him but he managed to steal her triforce and#so then hes her ‘chosen’ by technicality. but with her virtue being power it’s maybe kinda one and the same#and anyway beyond that point i feel like she loves shaking him around like a mortal dog toy#but like in some way she also must have believed in him enough to give him Power in a different lifetime. so he’d survive his own execution#i;m just saying there is so much you can interpret about their relationship. despite her being#literally an unseen 4th dimensional being who is the embodiment of power and fire and change amd earth itself etc#like what do they think of each other. what does she think of this tiny mortal who somehow stole a piece of her and now theyre bound by it#take my hand walk w me thru mortal x god hyperdimensional traumatic power imbalance situationship. and youre both girls
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PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy Figures
#png#transparent#kidcore#nostalgia#nostalgiacore#toycore#toywave#toys#figures#um jammer lammy#parappa the rapper#Sony#1990s#90s#ninties#vintage#video games
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Chickens!? | source source 🐥
#AHHHHH i am obsessed with this shops squishys um#squishies#stim toy#stimtoys#stim toys#yellow#chicken#chickens#chick#stims#visual stim#hands
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#flug irkriex#little green alien#ok theres a funny story behind this one#this is based off a time i was showing slime i got from a little alien slime egg toy thing my friends sent me and it like#the slime was weirdly overly sticky and was very stuck to my hands and i stood there holding this blue slime looking very distressed bc#i didnt know WHAT to do with my hands#i almost lifted my hands up to my head in dismay but um#i stopped myself.#before doing that#on account of you know#the slime
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You can just take boys off the street btw, if we don't have collars on it means we're just strays and fair game. You're really just helping out by giving us a home and locking us in a cage.
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#star trek tos#star trek#jimages#jim kirk#james t kirk#captain kirk#im totally normal about his arms in this pic#shatner more like JACKEDner am i right#that sucked sorry#anyway um. chewing on him like a dog toy
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rosaria tries babysitting
#genshin impact#fanart#artists on tumblr#kaeya#klee#rosaria#completely age appropriate toys#oh i forgor rosaria's um dagger? on her arm?
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for @und3rsc0r3!
🎼-🕹️-🎼 / 🕹️-🎼-🕹️ / 🎼-🕹️-🎼
#stim#stimboard#parappa the rapper#vib ribbon#sfw#masaya matsuura#um jammer lammy#mojib ribbon#rhyme rider kerorican#wonderswan color#sony aibo#ers-7#robots#toys#album art#purple#black#pink#red#green#silver#dogs#fake animals#nostalgia#hands free#requests
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Something funny about Liony in Kid Leo is that Leo knows he's not real but still talks to him on the off chance that he IS secretly real and might come to life and also because he's seen Raph talk to his stuffed animals like they're real (moreso when they were kiddos obviously) so part of that is just trying to be like Raph.
#smthn smthn autism#Also cause I used to do that#would pretend to have imaginary friends just becuase I knew it was 'normal'#um#yeah#I have since learned that not having an imaginary friend is often a trait of autism in children#idk if thats a fact i dont remember when i saw it#but yeah#anyway Kid leo really is just me as a kid#except the thing about liony MAYBE being secretly real was a terrifying oncept to me#so I have always been super nice to my inanimate objects when I do talk to them#I'm really terrified of haunted dolls/toys lmao#so#yeah that except Leo thinks it would be cool
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Thomas Sharpe never really interested me as a character or love interest in previous watches, but now that I've rewatched it again with more appreciation for the love story, I'm thinking more about him:
Like he's a practiced scammer. The love declaration to Edith at the hotel was copied almost word for word from Jane Eyre. Did he also say this to his other wives when proposing to them? And what made him choose her at the time? Even Lucille, the more 'evil' one, disapproved of Thomas's choice, telling him she was much too young. Like she hasn't even lived yet, yet Thomas insisted on having her, knowing that she'd likely be killed. Was it just to spite her father at the time, who disliked him and humiliated him, or had he already formed that strong of a regard towards her? His lack of expression and how he 'comforts' Edith when she has a breakdown over her dead father makes me think he hadn't actually fallen in love with her yet, and was still planning on killing her.
Then their first night at the house: both Thomas and Lucille are seen preparing Edith's poisonous tea. Guillermo makes it apparent that he's not innocent or being forced to do this by Lucille: he's an active participant. The recordings Edith listened to of him talking to Enola: so dismissive and annoyed. Thomas didn't respect or care for any of his previous wives. But Edith is different. She believes in him. Therefore he feels compelled to respect her, and later on try to save her.
Considering how he really believed till the very end he could convince Lucille to give it all up and live happily together with Edith away from Allerdale Hall, maybe he naively thought at the time he could marry Edith, get her money, and back out of the murder plan at any point if he wanted to. It doesn't even occur to him how absurd that idea is, but with a background like that, how could you expect him to see coercion, entrapment, incest, adultery, and attempted murder as unforgivable, when that has been his whole life?
#crimson peak#movies#thomas sharpe#he fell in love with her because she liked his toys and said hey um lucille could we cool it with the poison?#his toyshop. his decade-and-half old fashion. his naive optimism. a grown man who hasn't grown yet.
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Thoughts on transfem Ningguang with a fem!reader whose her bodyguard? Fem!reader whose like a loyal, protective dog out in the world when they're out and about together, but an utter submissive puppy behind closed doors for the Tianquan?
literally shaking like a chihuahua oh what i'd do to be the Tianquan's lap dog..mean femmes are so attractive its like putting my brain in a blender.
It's not surprising the Tianquan has a bodyguard. She's a key political figure in Liyue and anyone aiming to dismantle the carefully curated hierarchy has her at the top of the list. To the public, your just muscle to intimidate the lesser crooks from even thinking about it and deal with those who get too bold.
Behind closed doors, though? Your nothing but the Tianquan's lap dog at her beck and call.
She isn't fond of public displays, but she does like hiding it in public just for the thrill. Knowing you wear your collar under your uniform so you'll always remember who holds your leash is a thrill she can't beat.
She's a bit mean and sadistic, really, but she's the Tianquan. She has the money to spoil you like a good puppy afterwards..so long as you behave and exceed expectations. Whether you lean more dominant or submissive doesn't matter, since you'll probably be subbing whether your top or bottom. It's a different kind of thrill to make you sit on her lap, stuffed full of her cock, while she works. That or she has you under her desk, one hand fisted in your hair while she uses your mouth instead.
She has to be at the top of her game, after all, and her position is a stressful one. What better way to de-stress then to put her little puppy to good use? You're just so pliant when she orders you on your knees.
She keeps it tame if thats more your thing, but if you give her the go ahead she will buy you muzzles. Some just the standard muzzle, others with gags, plenty of collars and leashes for all sorts of occasions..she might even get you faux ears and a tail just for a little finishing touch.
She's just as big on aftercare, though. She puts her money to good use spoiling you, partially because she knows she can get a little rough with you. That and as much as she likes to call you her puppy, she won't have you smelling like a wet dog. Get in the bath.
You won't stay clean for long, especially because she absolutely goes all out on her tub so it's more then big enough for some extra activities, but it's better then nothing.
Sometimes, though, she just needs to be pampered herself. She adores body worship after a particularly stressful day. Just lounging in half tied silk while you worship every inch of her.
And if anyone notices you limping the morning after..they say nothing. They just chalk it up to a fight with some assassin or similar. And if they do know, they know better then to bring it up.
Bonus for being shared with Beidou when she drops by Liyue harbor. Nothing like a rowdy pirate to shake things up and make a mess of you on the Tianquan's bed while she watches.
#asks#Anonymous#minors dni#genshin impact smut#genshin smut#ningguang#ningguang smut#beidou was my og main does that say anything abt me. i was shaking like a leaf when i saw miss ningguang like h#mean femmes r literally so hot it rots my brain. i love u mean femmes mwah#sorry i see an ask abt any femmes and my brain stops working :(#oh right erm#fem reader#anyway miss ningguang using reader for her pleasure...........#treating you like a glorified toy#falls down a flight of stairs#obligatory mention that she will absolutely tie reader up. but shes extra abt it#shibari. weirdest edging session ever she spends like 1h tying reader up#i think she'd also be into wax play. tying you up and putting a muzzle+gag on you while she drips wax onto you..#g-d damn it i got carried away in the tags AGAIN free me#i am a chronic yapper#obligatory beidou mention btw. frequently bought together do not seperate#also did i answer this MONTHS later? yeah. um. coughs.
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hoon treats his puppygirl like a filthy mutt n has a dog bone shaped gag in your mouth while he fucks your ass n pulls on your tail
#♡.gabi barks#Um. so#yeah#IM NORMAL PLEASEEEE please believe me u HAVE to believe me#enhypen smut#park sunghoon smut#💌.hybrids#💌.toys
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okay call me crazy and I know the newest chapter of Wind Breaker just released like over an hour ago, but hear me out: I think I know the deity Nii Satoru used to represent Takiishi.
Part 2: Umemiya Hajime and Fudō Myō-ō
So let's talk about it. Spoilers for Chapter 150!
I believe Takiishi is being represented by a Karura (迦楼羅, かるら). Here's my evidence to this theory:
[Karura (Left) & Karura (Right) were sourced from the same page on Japanese Buddhist Statuary: A to Z Photo Dictionary]
According to my research, karura are said to be a race of mythical fire-breathing bird-men (demigods) originating from Hindu mythology and was later adopted by the Buddhist into their pantheon as a protector deity or in accord. to legends were converted into Buddhism by Buddha and are considered one of the Eight Legions.
While going through my research, I found some interesting connections that may or may not apply to what we know of Takiishi and the imagery of the deity depicted:
Bird-like figure = appearance wise, the deity's depiction looks very similar to that of the karura.
"In Japan, Garuda is an enormous fire-breathing eagle-man with golden feathers and magic gems crowning its head."
- Schumacher, M., Karura
"They are humanoid in appearance, with the heads and wings of eagles. They have red skin, and red and gold feathers. Karura are fearsome. They breath fire from their beaks. The flapping of their wings sounds like thunder, and creates gusts of wind so strong they can dry up lakes, knock down houses, and cover entire cities in darkness. Their gigantic wingspans are 330 yojanas wide, and they can leap 3,360,000 li in a single bound. (The lengths of one yojana and one li vary greatly from country to country and era to era—a yojana can measure anywhere between 1.6 km to over 13 km long, and one li can measure anywhere between 400 m and 3.9 km.)"
- Yokai.com, Karura
Fire symbolism = Karura are said to be fire-breathing creatures. In Takiishi's lastname (焚石), it consists of the characters that roughly translates to "burning stone" (焚, taki = to burn; 石, ishi = stone). Also, his hair. (Note: Need I say more?)
The original Hindu deity's name is Garuda (sanskrit: The Devourer). The name comes from the fact that karura are known for feeding on dragons, more specifically naga or malicious serpents who have not been converted by Buddha, due to a fued between Garuda's mother (Skt. Vinata) and her sister, mother to the naga. Relating this to Takiishi's bloodlust and extremely violent tendencies during fights, perhaps Umemiya is the dragon he wants to "devour", 🤔. (Note: @yellow-gardenia-48 made a really interesting point in the replies about Endo's signature animal being a snake.)
Conclusion: While I'm not 100% certain that this deity is the exact one the mangaka used for the panel, I'm 95% sure that it is. If anyone would like to add anything more in terms of connections between Takiishi and Karura, feel free to do so! Or disagree with me, that's also cool too. I definitely would like to see more discussions on the symbolisms and cultural references Nii Satoru uses in the series so if I can be a jumping point to that, I'd be happy to do so.
(P.S. I am not Japanese but I have been deeply interested in the culture and history. I do my best to use credible sources (both in English and Japanese) and credit them accordingly. However, I am prone to slip ups so if there is anything that requires correction in my post, you may notify me directly through the post via reply/reblog.)
(P.S.S. I have a blog specifically made for wbk content for further post like this so feel free to visit me there @transient-winds )
#i was supposed to go to sleep but then the new chapter dropped#AND THEN THE DEPICTIONS OF UME AND CHIKA AS GODS RATTLED MY BRAIN LIKE A TOY#so here i am with like 15 tabs open :'D👍#wind breaker#wind breaker nii satoru#wind breaker chapter 150#takiishi chika#chika takiishi#umemiya hajime#hajime umemiya#umemiya vs takiishi fight
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i present to you my one-of-a-kind Gaster and BABY GASTER lps customs 🐰🐰💜 meticulously handcrafted with acrylic paint and posca markers (^.^)
i’m ABSOLUTELY certain there are no other lps dolls like these in the entire world.
#parappa the rapper#ptr#parappa#gaster parappa#um jammer lammy#parappa fanart#parappa anime#lps#lps custom#lps toys#lps art#littlest pet shop
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Umemiya would sit you on his lap and let you suck and nibble off his fingers whenever you wanted, take them dry, with caramel if you wanna do food play or if he’s just fingered you and he’s gonna praise you the whole time too he told me himself
#hand kink oral fixation girl right here 👋 when im sad i think about him fingerfucking my mouth bye#mari says#spicy mari#we can just sit and watch a movie yknow. and i need a chew toy just gimme ur hand bro#also when smut fics have the guy putting his fingers in ur mouth while he’s fucking u to keep u quiet? chefs kiss dont even talk to me#cant answer with the hand in the way u jnow#remembers melons arima fic with finger sucking i should go reread it#i know ive been pining over Shitara a bit but my ume love is still strong#also like…i can take both of them…i have the holes to do it
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jax toy! jax toy! jax WOO!!!!
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#jax#tadc jax#tadc fanart#discovered the fansong jax toy the other day and listened to it on loop while doodling jax#i will say. i dont like some parts of the song. but the chorus is so catchy its been stuck in my head for DAYS!!!#this is really messy and busy but um. i was having fun. jax is really fun to draw#its fun to make his ears and neck stupid long and thin. i want his neck to crack like a pencil#peachy art
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